Volume 8: The Mystery of the Ancient Tomb is chaotic and life and death, and the present man is clever and vengeful Volume 8, Chapter 17: (biáng) When wine

In the evening, on the Miao Village trail, two people were walking forward in the rain.

"The sun in Yizhou, the wind in Nanzhao, and the rain in Miaojiang are like winter." Jiang Xiaoshu muttered a proverb that he heard out of nowhere, and then put his shoulder on Sheng Yushen beside him:

"Eh, is it really that hot in Yizhou?"

Sheng Yu Ember said without thinking:

"It's hot, Ge Dog Gerle, and every summer, it's like a stove."

"Good guy, it's good that I'm here in Yizhou in the fall." Jiang Xiaoshu shrugged, then rubbed his shoulders, and couldn't help but shudder:

"Hmm...... I don't know what the wind of Nanzhao looks like, but the rain in this Miao Jiang is really evil, obviously it doesn't look big, but it is cold to the bones when it falls on the body. ”

"Why don't you wear a robe?" Sheng Yu Ember shook the clothes on his body, and the rain splashed.

"Damn it, don't shake." Jiang Xiaoshu hurriedly jumped away to avoid the rain that was sprinkled, and then he glanced at it and said disdainfully:

"Go, whoever wears your, it's so ugly, it's a big fluttering moth. If I wear it, where can I show my handsomeness and elegance...... Ahh Hmmm, I'm cold to death......"

"I don't understand...... Sheng Yuyan looked at his appearance of the soup chicken, and shook his head in confusion.

Jiang Xiaoshu disdainfully:

"The Dongpo monk said - don't listen to the sound of the forest beating the leaves, why not chant and walk slowly. Master, this is called the wind of celebrities, you know it...... Ahh ”

Sheng Yu Ember thought about it - it turned out that this Dongpo meat would also chant poems, no wonder it was sold for a long time......

Hmph, was you shocked by Lao Tzu? Jiang Xiaoshu couldn't help but feel proud when he saw the other party bow his head and reflect.

"Brother Jiang, Brother Sheng......" A voice interrupted the two of them's thoughts, and when they looked up, they saw that Xiang Yiling greeted them with an umbrella.

"Brother Jiang, I'll pick you up." Xiang Yiling trotted to Jiang Xiaoshu's side and divided the umbrella in half.

"Hey, slowly, slowly, no." Jiang Xiaoshu immediately pushed back the umbrella.

Xiang Yiling was puzzled:

"What's wrong?"

Jiang Xiaoshu immediately recounted the remarks of the Dongpo monk, and then said:

“…… Therefore, I am a celebrity and a gentleman, if I take your umbrella, wouldn't it be a big disaster? ”

Xiang Yiling was surprised:

"So this is the style of Baume & Mercier."

"Of course."

"But I think it's still a lot worse."

"Oh?"

"Brother Jiang should take off his clothes and pants." Xiang Yiling said solemnly.

Jiang Xiaoshu was stunned:

"Huh?"

"Since I mentioned Baume & Mercier, I remembered the story of drunken marquis drinking." Xiang Yiling is a serious way:

Liu Zuihou is one of the "Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest", of course, he is a great celebrity...... When I heard that he was drinking at home, and when a guest came to visit, he was found naked and sitting in the house, and the guest was astonished and asked the reason, and the drunkard replied, 'I have made heaven and earth my house, and my house is my clothes, and how did you get into my crotch?' This story has been told for thousands of years......

Xiang Yiling's eyes rolled, and then said:

"It is very good for Brother Jiang to learn from Dongpo monks in the rain, but it is inevitably suspected of imitation...... I see, it's better to combine the Dongpo monks with the drunken marquis, if Brother Jiang can get a rain naked, wouldn't it be unprecedented and passed on as a good story for future generations? ”

Seeing Jiang Xiaoshu's dumbfounded, Xiang Yilingqi said:

"Huh? Why hasn't Brother Jiang taken it off? Need me help you? ”

After that, Xiang Yiling really made a gesture to pull Jiang Xiao's book.

Jiang Xiaoshu could still pretend, and immediately slipped into the gray under Xiang Yiling's umbrella:

"Gotta get it, I'll just hit the umbrella, I'm afraid of you......"

Jiang Xiaoshu made a bitter face - the little girls in these years are smarter than the other, but they are getting harder and harder to deceive, they are really ...... the world is pouring out and people's hearts are not ancient.

Xiang Yiling smiled:

"It turns out that Brother Jiang's celebrity demeanor is not so much."

Jiang Xiaoshu didn't have a good breath and said:

"It's almost, I see that you have known Liu Lingwei for less than two days, and if you don't learn, you have learned a lot ......."

Who knew that the girl next to her raised her chin:

"Sister Liu can't tell me."

Sheng Yuyan on the side was shocked when he heard this-even Liu Lingwei couldn't argue with Miss Xiang? No wonder she was able to suppress Jiang Xiaoshu's arrogance with a few words......

"No wonder," Jiang Xiaoshu quipped:

"It turns out that you also pretended to be Svenwen before, right? You're actually very mouthful. ”

"It's not a contradiction." Xiang Yiling thought for a moment, then turned his head sideways, and lightly touched Jiang Xiaoshu with his elbow:

"Then what does Brother Jiang like about me?"

Jiang Xiaoshu was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile:

"It's such a big person, you can do whatever you want, ask me what's the use, I don't care."

Before Xiang Yiling could answer, a voice came from front of several people:

"Brother Jiang, Sheng Shaoxia, you can make me wait so hard."

It turned out that several people had already walked to the door of Zhu Yujin's house, and Zhu Yujin had quickly greeted him at this time.

Zhu Yujin walked up to a few people and said with a smile:

"You two are too late, you'll have to drink later."

Jiang Xiaoshu agreed with a smile, but Sheng Yuyan shook his head:

"I don't drink...... Well? What are you poking me for? ”

The second half of the sentence was naturally said to Jiang Xiaoshu, Jiang Xiaoshu dragged him and said in a low voice:

"Do you want to see my friend yet?"

This friend is naturally the legendary "Du Kang" guy, Sheng Yuyan immediately nodded.

"Then Sensei speaks." Jiang Xiaoshu admonished, and then leaned over Zhu Yujin's hand:

"Brother Zhu, let's stop standing, let's go."

Zhu Yujin was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile:

"Haha, blame me, blame me, I was so happy to see the two of you that I forgot to get down to business. Please—"

Zhu Yujin and Jiang Xiaoshu walked side by side in front of them, and Zhu Yujin asked in a low voice:

"Brother Jiang, Sheng Shaoxia, this is ......"

"Hey, he's just dead, a word can choke people for a long time, don't take it to heart, I'll talk to him later."

"I hear you say, it seems that there are other companions?"

"Shh......h I'm bluffing him. ”

"I see, it's okay."

"Are you alright?"

"If Brother Jiang, you have other companions, but I didn't invite them, wouldn't it be too rude?"

"Brother Zhu is too worried."

While speaking, the three of them had already walked into the courtyard of Zhu Yujin's house.

Zhu Yujin's home is new in recent years, so there are some small differences from other families - in addition to the unique stilted building of Miao Village, Zhu Yujin also circled a small courtyard of a few acres square, full of straw, quite the style of a country house in the Central Plains.

"Huh," Jiang Xiaoshu praised:

"Build a stilted building in the courtyard of the Central Plains, Brother Zhu's house is a bit interesting."

"Since I went to the Central Plains, I've been mediocre all day long, wasting my time, and learning nothing," Zhu Yujin said to himself.

"After learning and learning, I only learned to build a house and build a yard, which is really ashamed...... Brother Jiang is embarrassed to praise him like this. ”

Jiang Xiaoshu shook his head:

"Brother Zhu is humble, if even you are mediocre, then I will be a real bastard and wait to die."

While talking and laughing, several people had already walked up the stairs, and as soon as they entered the house, they heard a sound.

"Knock knock," Xiang Yufeng, the master, picked up the cigarette stick and stuck it on the table, and pointed his chin at Jiang Xiaoshu:

"Jiang boy, I've heard a long time ago that you can drink a lot, is it true?"

Jiang Xiaoshu grinned:

"So-so."

"This can't be sloppy," Zhu Yujin also walked up, and he patted the wine jar on the table:

"Brother Jiang, this altar (biáng) has been used as wine for thirteen years, and if you can't finish it today, you are not allowed to leave."

Seeing that there was soil left at the bottom of the wine jar, it seemed that it had really been left for many years, Jiang Xiaoshu was secretly happy in his heart, but then he wondered:

"What wine?"

"(biáng) as wine."

"Which word?"

"Brother Jiang stayed in Chang'an, where there is a kind of biáng (biáng) noodles that are famously tight. Our wine is the word biáng. ”

"'Biáng' is an onomatopoeia, which describes the sound of the master smashing the dough on the board when making (biáng) (biáng) noodles, which is easy to understand, but why is your wine also called this name?"

"That's right. The word 'biáng' is used to describe the sound of falling things, and this wine corresponds to it. ”

"I want to hear about it."

"This (biáng) wine is made from red glutinous rice, and hundreds of deep mountain herbs with Miaojiang characteristics are added, which is extremely sweet and honeyy in the mouth, and there is no taste of wine at all."

"It's called wine if it doesn't smell like alcohol?"

"Hehe, that's the power of (biáng) wine. Although the wine smelled sweet, it was actually so fierce that the first taster took it as honey and drank it non-stop, and on the surface it was as if nothing had happened, but inside he was already drunk, and he only had to blow lightly in the wind, and after the sound of '(biáng) dang', he immediately fell to the ground and could not get up again......"

"Huh!" Rao is Jiang Xiaoshu is well-informed, but it is the first time he has heard of such wine, and he is skeptical:

"Brother Zhu, can you tease me? Where in the world is there such wine? ”

Xiang Yufeng on the side shook his head:

"Xiao Zhu didn't lie to you. This wine originated in the southeast of the Baiyue land, and later the Baiyue was divided, and one of the Baiyue people moved to our Miao Jiang, which brought this magical wine. ”

"If there is no God, why don't I believe it?" Jiang Xiaoshu stroked his chin, he has always been a drinker, and the stronger the wine, the more he rushes his nose, he has known it since he was a child, and naturally feels that this so-called (biáng) is not very credible when it is wine.

"Brother Jiang, don't believe it, you will have to accept it later, and don't ask someone to carry you back when the time comes." Xiang Yiling sat down on the side, laughing and quipping.

"Cut, just let the horses come." Jiang Xiaoshu had just been taunted by Xiang Yiling before, and now where was he willing to show weakness, his chest snapped.

Xiang Yiling smiled and shook his head slightly.

"Wait a minute, everybody, let me clean up the room." Zhu Yujin smiled and apologized.

"Slow, Brother Zhu, why are you cleaning up the guest room?" Jiang Xiaoshu looked at Zhu Yujin's smiling expression and grabbed him.

"Brother Jiang is so unbelieving, he will definitely be drunk and unconscious tonight, I will prepare in advance."

"Tsk! Brother Zhu, this is your mistake, I am notoriously massive, why do you have so little confidence in me? ”

Zhu Yujin smiled and brushed Jiang Xiaoshu's hand away, and then turned around and went to the inner room.