Volume 8: The Mystery of the Ancient Tomb is chaotic with life and death, and the people of today are clever and enmity Chapter 72 of Volume 8: Leisure

August 14, early in the morning. In Qianhuzhai Square, the two are arguing.

"Nonsense!"

"You talk nonsense!" When the villagers and sergeants saw that they were still the same, they all looked at each other and smiled, and then went to their own work.

Elder Bai and Zhou Lijin were originally going to blow their beards and stare at each other as soon as they met, but with the elimination of a misunderstanding, the two of them became talkative, and they didn't know each other.

Yesterday, as soon as Zhou Lijin pushed open the door, he saw Elder Bai carrying a pot of wine:

"Eh, do you want to drink?"

"This is ......" Zhou Lijin was a little ignorant.

"Oh, come on." Elder Bai couldn't help but say, and sat on the ground with Zhou Lijin. Uncovering the wine seal, Elder Bai came to the three bowls without saying a word, put down the wine bowl, he stared at Zhou Lijin, and did not speak.

Zhou Lijin immediately understood, and drank three bowls, and when he put down the bowl, Elder Bai laughed:

"Haha, good! I didn't expect you to fight well, and you didn't drink ambiguously, good man! ”

"What does Elder Bai have to do?"

"It's nothing, I want to find someone to drink, but Lao Wu is dead, and the others don't have the right appetite, so I think you're still interesting, so I came here."

"That week, I had to sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman."

"Eh, what a gentleman is not a gentleman, come, do ......" The man is such a strange creature, as long as the two are like-minded, even if they have to fight to the death before, as long as they pick up the wine glass, in less than half an hour, the two have become friends who talk about everything.

Zhou Lijin and Elder Bai took one jar after another of wine, and drank it from last night to this morning, during which many people came to watch, and also attracted several people to join, but Zhou Bai and the others flew happily, and the words were endless, where could others interject?

They talked about the courage and good fighting of the Miao kings in the past dynasties and the demeanor of dominating Miao Jiang; talk about the rangers on the land of China; talk about the various customs of the Miao Xinjiang tribes; Talk about the mysterious past in the martial arts of the rivers and lakes...... Their words went on and on, but they drank only more wine than they talked, and one jar after another, and in the early morning there were many empty jars around them, and they were piled up like a hill.

The two of them were already drunk, but they didn't want to show their cowardice, they each fought their spirits, argued something with their tongues open, and listened closely, but they were deducing an ancient war.

"The northern military is not good at water warfare, and you are bound to lose." Zhou Lijin's tone was unquestionable. Elder Bai's face flushed:

"You are talking nonsense, if I connect all the big ships with iron cables, and the northern soldiers are walking on the ground on the ships, and the army of 200,000 people directly crushes you with 50,000 people, how can you be defeated?" Zhou Lijin laughed:

"Elder Bai, Elder Bai, you are also planning for me!" Elder Bai was angry:

"What's your plan!"

"In our coalition army, Mr. Wolong is a scholar and a man, and he has already borrowed an east wind from God."

"Borrowing the east wind? Bah! Don't say that people can't borrow the east wind, even if you really can borrow it, it will be difficult to resist the pressure of my 200,000 army. ”

"Hmph, when the time comes, I only need to order the design of a fraudulent surrender, and the command will lead ten small warships, loaded with firewood and grass, poured with anointing oil, pretending to surrender, and marching to the north shore, until it is two miles away from your camp, all the ships will be ignited together, and with the help of the wind, they will rush straight forward, and you must be defeated!"

"I'm a fool, can I let you burn and won't dodge?"

"Don't forget, you have already connected the ship with iron cables, and if one of them catches fire, the whole army will be destroyed!" Elder Bai was stunned for a moment, he really couldn't imagine it, he thought about it, and the method of chain chain for a long time was actually used by the other party, resulting in failure.

Elder Bai was sullen:

"Hey! This east wind has really helped you a lot...... That's it, even if I lose, but after all, you are weak, and if you want to destroy me, you don't even think about it. Zhou Lijin asked rhetorically:

"How will you escape?"

"Huh, will you tell the enemy your route?"

"Hehe, if you don't say it, I know it too" Zhou Lijin stretched out his stick and drew a route on a rough map on the ground:

"Go to the west of Wulin, Hulukou, and finally return to Jiangling through Huarong Road, right?" Elder Bai's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief.

"Hahahaha......" Zhou Lijin laughed:

"I only need to set up ambushes in these three places, and let you have the ability to reach the sky, I'm afraid I won't be able to think of a way?" After Elder Bai stared at the map for a long time, he suddenly became angry and broke the wooden stick in his hand:

"You're amazing! If you even make this point, then I will really die. ”

"But Cao Weiwu in the history books did not die in Huarong Dao."

"This! Did he come up with a way to escape? ”

"No, it's just that the general who is responsible for ambushing in Huarong Dao is the second master Guan who received Cao Weiwu's kindness in the past, Cao Weiwu begged for mercy, Guan Erye couldn't bear it, and he fought to go back and was disposed of by the military order, and let Cao Weiwu go......"

"If it weren't for Guan Erye's benevolence and righteousness, Cao Weiwu would have really died here...... Alas, your strategy is really too subtle, I have calculated everything, but I have always made a bad move, admiration and admiration. ”

"Elder Bai hasn't read this story, but every step he comes up with coincides with Cao Weiwu, which is even more worthy of admiration."

"It's nothing, Cao Weiwu is defeated, I am also defeated, and like him, it's not a big deal."

"Elder Bai's words are wrong - Cao Weiwen, the son of Cao Weiwu, ascended to the throne twelve years later. And a few decades later, the Jin Wu Sima clan was able to dominate the world with the foundation of Cao Wei......"

"Wow, it turns out that Cao Weiwu is so powerful, it seems that I am not bad?"

"It's not bad, it's just very tight."

"Hahahaha...... "Looking at the posture of the two of them, I'm afraid that they will talk for three days and three nights, and there will be endless words."

………… At this time, the backyard of the Xiang family.

"Thank you Jiang Sheng for your advice." Ah Kang bowed, and then left hand in hand with Xiao Nian.

"Alas, carelessly." Jiang Xiaoshu was obviously very dissatisfied, kicked away a gravel, pouted and walked away.

"What's wrong with him?" Liu Lingwei looked at this scene and couldn't help asking.

"I lost the fight, and I was not convinced." Sheng Yu Ember said lightly.

"You guys just got into a mess, my eyes are glazed, I can't see anything, did he lose?"

"Hmm."

"So who won?"

"Count it in on me." Sheng Yu Ember said, and looked at Liu Lingwei:

"You're supposed to teach me how to read?"

"What do you want to learn?"

"Hmm...... Learn poetry. ”

"Poetry? What kind of poem? ”

"I want to think about it - the wind is urgent, the road is far away, if the person is far away from the disease, the bright moon in the cup accompanies the side of the king, and the toad shines on me like a king. This kind of ......"

"Bloom in the ashes!" Jiang Xiaoshu, who had already walked away, suddenly turned his head and scolded with his waist crossed:

"Where the fuck did you hear about this?"

"You drank too much wine and thought about women, so you kept thinking about it, and I memorized it, what's wrong?"

"You guy can't read a single word, why are you here to memorize this?"

"I can't read, but I don't ...... much"

"Damn, is that a lot?"

"Oh. I was idle, so I memorized it by the way. ”

"You're not just idle, you're so idle!"

"But it doesn't hurt that much, does it?"

"Ahhhh

"See what I'm doing? It really doesn't hurt. Sheng Yu Ember emphasized again.

"Who wants to know this, boring." Liu Lingwei glanced at him, and then said:

"So you want to learn love poetry?"

"Love poems?"

"That's right, wasn't this poem just now written by Jiang Xiao to his dream lover?"

"Then do you know how to teach?"

"Yes. You read it to me - ask the world, what is love, the direct teaching of life and death promises, the south and the north of the world are double flyers......"

"What is love in the world......

"Yes, I'm a fast learner. Hehe, who are you going to learn to memorize? Hey, why don't you speak, ask you? Sheng Yu Ember said in a deep voice:

"What is love in the world...... Thousands of mountains and twilight snow, to whom does the shadow go? Is it back? ”

"You, you're carrying it back to me? What do you mean? Sheng Yu Ember looked at her incomprehensibly:

"Didn't you say you were going to whip your back?"

"Well, it's well recited. The next song is .................. On the other side, Jiang Xiaoshu pillowed his arms, paced around, kicked the stones under his feet, and then scolded:

"Damn, it must be because the ground is too slippery, so that Sheng Yuyan's stupid man will take advantage, otherwise I will be a miracle, how can I lose in his hands? And I only ate 70% full of breakfast this morning, if I had two more bites, I would definitely have taken ......"

"Jiang boy!"

"Wow!" A voice came from overhead, Jiang Xiaoshu was startled, almost jumped up in fright, looked up, and saw a person sitting on the tree above his head, the man took a puff of dry smoke, and asked leisurely:

"Boy Jiang, what are you muttering?"

"Whew," Jiang Xiaoshu breathed a sigh of relief, jumped up, and sat down beside the man:

"Uncle Xiang." Xiang Yufeng glanced at him:

"Don't you sound like you're happy?"

"Isn't it?" Jiang Xiaoshu shrugged:

"Just now Ah Kang came to me to discuss with Sheng Yu Ash, and the three of us had a big scuffle, I had been in control of the overall situation, and I overwhelmed the two of them, but that stupid man Sheng Yu Ash didn't know how, and suddenly used that strange knife technique, I didn't pay attention, and I c......lucked" Xiang Yufeng nodded:

"This is the sword technique of the Wild Wolf Army, each knife goes straight and straight, although it seems simple and clumsy, but it is very effective."

"So you just saw a joust."

"It's just a casual look."

"Good guy, you can tell the calendar at a glance, it's not easy to tell the old man."

"It's nothing."

"Good fellow, you're not welcome to praise you...... So what do you think of me? ”

"Want to hear the truth?"

"Say it."

"It doesn't make sense."

"Hey! How to speak? Jiang Xiaoshu immediately became anxious:

"Master, I'm the number one wizard in the world, why did it become bullshit in your mouth?" Xiang Yufeng took a puff of his cigarette:

"It's just a little clever, there are really such geniuses, martial arts will be so messy?"

"That'...... That's because I'm not uncommon to practice. Jiang Xiaoshu thought about it, and then patted his thigh:

"Don't you think I'm good at light work?"

"That's right." Hearing Xiang Yufeng's approval, Jiang Xiaoshu smiled, but who knew that Xiang Yufeng continued:

"Other aspects of bullshit don't work, light work is a bit of bullshit." Seeing Jiang Xiaoshu's smile frozen on his face, Xiang Yufeng laughed a little proudly.

"Tsk, Uncle Xiang, I know you're better than me," Jiang Xiaoshu was a little annoyed:

"But when you say that, you can't help but look down on people too much, right?" Xiang Yufeng looked Jiang Xiaoshu up and down:

"What's the matter? Defy? ”

"Of course not."

"Go down and practice?"

"Let's practice, what's the comparison?"

"Stay." Xiang Feng's cigarette stick was thrust into his back, and he jumped down from the tree and looked up.

"Climb a tree with me?" Jiang Xiaoshu doubted.

"It's not a monkey, what kind of system is it like to climb a tree?" Xiang Yufeng pointed to Jiang Xiaoshu:

"You stay in the tree, I will interfere with you, whatever method you use, if you can insist on a stick of incense without falling, I will lose, and I will admit that you are not bullshit." Then I'm going to win.

Jiang Xiaoshu was overjoyed in his heart, and then said:

"It's a deal." As soon as he lifted his breath, he jumped on the trunk of a tree, and he shouted downward:

"Let's get started?" Xiang Yufeng took a leisurely puff of his cigarette, and then asked:

"Got it figured?" Jiang Xiaoshu nodded, and the next moment, his pupils suddenly shrank - Xiang Yufeng disappeared.

With his eyesight, he could only see a flickering figure, but he didn't know where Xiang Yufeng was going.

The next moment, Jiang Xiaoshu's buttocks ached, and he had already been kicked heavily and fell down the tree.

"Smack!" Jiang Xiaoshu fell into a rut, he stood up in pain and rubbed his buttocks:

"Damn, I hate it when people kick my ass!" The last time I was kicked like this, it was still a martial arts move in the capital, but that time I let it myself, and this time it was really real.

In a flash, Xiang Yufeng has come to his eyes:

"Coincidentally, the old man likes to kick people's buttocks the most, especially the buttocks of people who don't know the height of the sky, and they kick it the hardest." Jiang Xiaoshu snorted, but his skills were not as good as others, and he had nothing to say.

Xiang Yufeng nodded at him:

"Have you taken it?" Jiang Xiaoshu knew that the other party's light skills were extremely high, and he was never an opponent, but he pouted instead:

"Not convinced." Xiang Yufeng didn't talk nonsense, pointed to the top of his head, and motioned for Jiang Xiaoshu to go up by himself. Jiang Xiaoshu climbed the tree, pulled out his long sword, and thought in his heart:

"Damn, even if I can't beat you, at least I can hold up three or five moves, right?"

"Come on." As soon as the words fell, Jiang Xiaoshu's buttocks hurt again, and he smashed straight down. Jiang Xiaoshu, who was lying on the ground, touched his buttocks, his eyes were full of disbelief - this light skill came and went like electricity, like a ghost, and it was simply worthy of it

The words "shocking". With such kung fu, why is there no name for Xiang Yufeng in the rivers and lakes?

"Boy, are you stupid?" As he was pondering, a voice came from overhead. Jiang Xiaoshu turned over and looked at Xiang Yufeng, Xiang Yufeng seemed to be smiling:

"Can you take it now?"

"Not convinced."

"Let's go up the tree."

"Hmph...... Begin. ”

"Smack!" As Jiang Xiaoshu was not convinced, in just half a pillar of incense, he had fallen seven or eight times.

If there were outsiders present, I was afraid that Jiang Xiaoshu would think that Jiang Xiaoshu was crazy - he immediately pounced after climbing the tree, not only did he not take the slightest protection, but he became more and more ruthless every time, as if he was afraid that he would not fall to death......

"No...... Defy. Jiang Xiaoshu already felt that his ass was not his own. He slowly climbed up the tree, looked at Xiang Yufeng who was slowly smoking below, and began to think about countermeasures in his heart - in the previous seven or eight times, whether he immediately turned around, drew his sword and slashed back, and jumped in all directions...... As long as you shout the start, the next moment, that unpretentious kick will come immediately.

After a while, Jiang Xiaoshu's eyes lit up. He already had a way to win in his heart.