(Four Thousand Chapters) Volume 10, Chapter 13: Throwing Water

Originally, because of Liu Lingwei's departure, Jiang Xiaoshu was very depressed, but after Xiaoyu's enlightenment, Jiang Xiaoshu had figured out a lot.

Coupled with the fact that Wang Kui and his henchmen were played, Jiang Xiaoshu was in a good mood and returned to the inn with a smile.

Walking into the room and taking a sip of tea, Jiang Xiaoshu leaned back on the recliner very comfortably, remembering Wang Kui's fly-like look before, Jiang Xiaoshu became more and more happy.

"Damn, such a powerful thing, if you don't find someone to blow it, won't it be a loss to grandma's house?" Jiang Xiaoshu said with a smile, then got up and opened the door, and was about to go to find King Sheng and the others, but as soon as they opened the door, they were taken aback.

As if they could hear their own hearts, King Sheng and Wang happened to come to the door, and Wang Jinwei's hands were even raised to knock on the door.

"Listen to me......"

"I'll tell you ......"

"I've got something." The voices of the three sounded at the same time. Jiang Xiaoshu was stunned for a moment, and then pulled the two of them in without saying anything: "Go, go, I'll open my mouth first, let me come first." The three of them sat down, Jiang Xiaoshu gushed endlessly, his mouth was like a river, first said how charming he was, so that the little fish girl was fascinated and couldn't extricate herself, and then said how moving the three stacks of Quyangguan were: "Good guy, I heard it with red eyes at that time, you must take the time to listen to it, make sure you cry so much, you can't find the North ......" Then he said that when the song "Xiangjun" played, he was surprised when he saw Mrs. Xiang's miracle: "That is definitely the most ...... in the world" Well, the second most beautiful woman, she looked at the grass on the other side of the river, and called to Xiangjun stupidly, that scene ...... Tut-tut, eh! What's your expression? What I'm saying is true. King Sheng and the two looked at each other, very suspicious: "Yes, yes?" ”

"Bragging."

"Let you two shit it, of course it's true." Jiang Xiaoshu glanced at them, and continued to talk about how he strayed into the beauty bureau, fought wits and courage with Wang Kui and his party, and finally made the other party suffer a dumb loss in the county office: "You didn't see that guy's appearance, he looked like a wreck, timid, really like a living king eight, sticking out his head to bite people, but he bit a nail, and quickly retracted his head." Hahahaha......" Jiang Xiaoshu laughed heartily and pressed the shoulders of King Sheng and the others: "How is it, I'm very chic, right?" Wang Jinwei smiled embarrassedly: "Jiang Gongzi is naturally chic. Sheng Yu Ember glanced at him: "Being deceived by a woman, can you be so happy?" ”

"Uh," Jiang Xiaoshu's smile suddenly disappeared, his face turned red, and he defended in every possible way: "This! As the saying goes, beauties are delicate, but they can confuse people's hearts, and they are bewitched...... What happened in the Wind Moon Field, can it be called a deception? Then he began to drop his book bag, full of difficult words, whatever

"Sweet Words in Beauty",

"Acting on the spot", Sheng Wang and the two laughed, and the room was suddenly filled with happy air. Hearing the two of them make fun of themselves, Jiang Xiaoshu rolled his eyes, fell back with his arms on his pillow, and scolded: "Whew! Master, I've poured mold for eight lifetimes, and I can't pee in a pot with you two stupid husbands, I'm bored, I'm bored......" Wang Jinwei smiled, disapproving.

"I'm not stupid." Sheng Yu Ember retorted, he stared at the bottom of the bed, frowning, "Did you let the water go outside?" How else would it not be in a pot? ”

"Hiss......" Jiang Xiaoshu suddenly felt that his head hurt badly. Wang Jinwei interrupted the two of them, and asked Jiang Xiaoshu, "Young Master Jiang, why did this little fish girl suddenly disappear?" "Of course, it's because I'm talented, handsome and chic, she was reluctant to lie to me, so she slipped away quietly...... Jiang Xiaoshu had already thought of this set of rhetoric, but looking at the blazing eyes on the other side, he really didn't want to say it to block himself.

"Well, who knows? Such a beautiful girl, running to be a liar, is really blindless. Jiang Xiaoshu shrugged, and then scolded: "Damn, the more I think about it, the more angry I become, I still appreciate her a lot, and I want to introduce her to a good way out, who knows what kind of bullshit Jiang Yue gang she is with, and she is Lao Tzu's bureau!" Fortunately, I am witty, otherwise I will definitely be killed as a sheep, and I will die in vain......"

"Jiang Yue Gang?" Wang Jinwei exclaimed.

"What, heard of it?"

"Jiang Gongzi, remember, I also have something to say."

"Well, let's talk about it." Wang Jinwei said in a low voice: "After Miss Liu left today, I went around to visit the famous chef here, I wanted to learn some new dishes, I went to the largest restaurant in Zhijiang......" Wang Jinwei entered the back kitchen of the restaurant and saw the chef, the chef learned Hunan cuisine, and told Wang Jinwei about the mysteries of Hunan cuisine one by one, and Wang Jinwei did not hide his selfishness, and his own opinions and thoughts on cooking, the two talked very happily, so happy, the front hall ordered, the chef fried more of each portion, and put out a small plate for Wang Jinwei to taste.

In just half an hour, Wang Jinwei has tasted chopped pepper fish head, Mao's braised pork, steamed eggs, chili fried meat, grandmother's vegetables, steamed meat, sour pork...... Eating and tasting at the same time, the essence of Hunan cuisine is revealed:

"According to me, this Hunan cuisine pays attention to three points: spicy, fragrant, and tender. Look at this chopped pepper is so raw and refreshing, all kinds of ingredients are slaughtered and killed, partial and not shriveled, soft as jade paste tender like fat...... It's really good. As soon as this remark came out, the chef of Hunan cuisine was even more happy, and he hated to see each other, and pulled Wang Jinwei and said that after the restaurant was finished, the two of them must find a good wine and talk all night......

"Isn't that good, why didn't you go?" Jiang Xiaoshu asked. Hearing this, Wang Jinwei's face was like a bitter melon, obviously suffocated: "At this moment, three fierce and vicious people suddenly poured into the back kitchen, holding knives, and they came up and pressed me in the corner, and the Hunan chef saw them, just like a mouse saw a cat, he didn't even dare to say a word, he just cared about cooking, he turned his back to me at that time, I saw that even beads of sweat oozed out of his forehead, shaking non-stop......" Jiang Xiaoshu frowned: "Damn, those three people are not Lord Yama, what is he afraid of?" ”

"I thought the same way at the time," Wang Jinwei nodded again and again: "I was suddenly held down and screamed, I called the chef, but he didn't want me, so I had to ask the three of them what was the matter...... As soon as I asked, they jumped three feet high, saying that this restaurant was covered by them, and that I had just come in for so long and stole their peerless recipes. ”

"Did you steal?" Wang Jinwei's face was full of grievances: "How have I ever seen any peerless recipes!" I told them that I definitely didn't do anything bad, and I didn't believe that I could be searched. However, they said that my party had already transferred the recipes, so naturally they were not afraid to search for them. But their evidence is conclusive, they will not let me go, and give me two choices, the first choice is to pay ten taels of silver. The second option is to take me to the official. ”

"Where's the guy? So horizontal? Jiang Xiaoshu couldn't help but scold.

"They said that if they are not convinced, they can bring someone at any time in the future, and they Jiang Yue Gang will accompany them at any time."

"No wonder you heard Jiang Yuegang's reaction so big," Jiang Xiaoshu grinned: "Cheating, kidnapping, cheating, stealing, eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, and smoking...... What kind of bullshit is this Jiang Yue Gang, they have all the work of the bastards, right? What a bunch of unreasonable bullies and hooligans...... Oh yes, they blackmailed you, and then what? Looking at Wang Jinwei's collapsed face, Jiang Xiaoshu's eyes widened: "You, you can't really pay for it, right?" ”

"But there are so many of them, three or three! Still holding a knife, where do I dare to be verbose, I have to think that I am unlucky, and I am ruined and avoid disasters......" Jiang Xiaoshu was so angry that his mouth was crooked: "Xiao Jinwei, Xiao Jinwei, it's not such a small law to be timid!" How are you going to roam the rivers and lakes in the future...... No way! The more I think about it, the more angry I become, it's really too deceitful, which restaurant is here? Go and find their bad luck at once. ”

"Changxiang memories." Hearing this meaningful name, Jiang Xiaoshu was stunned for a moment, and saw that Wang Jinwei was also very disappointed, and Sheng Yuyan opposite was sitting precariously, frowning, obviously not very happy.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little solemn, Jiang Xiaoshu smiled: "Alas, why are you still sad here?" Wang Jinwei nodded gloomily, but Sheng Yuyan did not respond.

Jiang Xiaoshu sat back and patted the two on the shoulder: "Although, I was put on a table by Xiaoyu today, but it was not all for nothing-I remember talking to her about parting at that time......" Then Jiang Xiaoshu relayed Xiaoyu's words to the two: "...... Finally, she told me that there are always times when life is separated, and it is a great luck to just wish that everyone can be well, isn't it? Wang Jinwei listened to it and nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, as long as Miss Liu can live well, what does it matter if there is a temporary difference...... Jiang Gongzi. ”

"Huh?"

"So, this little fish girl seems to be a good person, huh?" Jiang Xiaoshu shrugged: "Anyway, I've been on her once, whether she's a good person or a bad person, even if she is Guanyin Bodhisattva, we won't see her again......" Then he poked Sheng Yu Ash: "I said that in the past half a day, it took three catties of saliva, but you can't hit a fart with three sticks, right?" Sheng Yu Ember looked at him quietly: "I don't understand." Jiang Xiaoshu pursed his lips, and then suddenly remembered something: "Eh, I remember that you also have something to say?" ”

"Hmm."

"Ha, I guessed that you must have run into this bullshit Jiang Yue Gang, what do you say? How many people were beaten? ”

"I didn't meet it."

"And what are you?"

"I'm leaving." Jiang Xiaoshu almost squirted out a mouthful of tea:

"Let's go? Where are you going? ”

"Zhu Xian Village."

"Back home?"

"Well, I still think that I have to save up my strength when I go home to herd cattle, and it's not interesting to stay here......" Jiang Xiaoshu was silent when he heard this, and only said after a long time:

"Because of what?"

"No why?"

"Figured it out?"

"Hmm."

"Good!" Jiang Xiaoshu raised his voice:

"You my brother, I support you in whatever you do, just leave if you want to...... But don't go in a hurry, Ming'er, let's go to that Changxiangyi to have a bully meal, give Xiao Jinwei a meal, by the way, as a casual meal, eat comfortably, and then go back to their respective homes, find their own mothers, you go back to farming, Wang Jinwei and I continue to walk, when the time comes, it looks suitable, just find a place to open a restaurant...... Then I roamed the rivers and lakes by myself, and continued to pick up girls and brag, eat, drink, prostitute and gamble. What do you think? ”

"Okay." Sheng Yuyan nodded, then got up to leave, Wang Jinwei raised his hand and wanted to persuade him a few more words, but was stopped by Jiang Xiaoshu:

"Don't persuade."

"What, why is Sheng Gongzi suddenly leaving?"

"If it had been before, I would have never let him go, but now I don't think so."

"What does Gongzi Jiang mean......"

"We can go all the way and overcome the dangers of Jinguancheng, Bajun, and Miaojiang, it is already a great fate, are we together for a lifetime? Liu Lingwei broke through to apprentice, and now she has been completed. Sheng Yu Ember is for silver and respect, and of course it is also fulfilled...... If they have achieved their goal, why should we force them to stay? When you become the god of food, I won't keep you if you want to leave. ”

"Then Gongzi Jiang, your wish......"

"Me? I was born to be a wandering lifeβ€”to be chivalrous and righteous, to wander around, to deter the young, and to support the right path. Of course, if you can be more majestic and heroic, it is naturally the best...... In short, one day there will be no oppression and dirty things in this world, and I, Jiang Xiaoshu, will retire and go home to retire. But I guess it's still a long way off, so you're not going to worry about it. Seeing that Wang Jinwei was in thought, Jiang Xiaoshu patted him on the shoulder:

"Don't think about it, rest early, and eat a loose meal tomorrow." The three of them went back to their rooms to sleep peacefully and didn't say anything all night. In the early morning of the second day, the three of them went out together, Wang Jinwei saw Jiang Sheng and the two walking in front of him talking and laughing, as if he didn't care about the upcoming parting, and couldn't help but secretly say:

"The two sons are really thinking clearly, if you want me to be like them, it's absolutely impossible......" Ahead, Jiang Xiaoshu hit Sheng Sheng in the ashes:

"Eh, I said, I'm going back this time, are you still coming out?" Sheng Yuyan shook his head: "I don't know, maybe one day I suddenly have a pain in my eggs and run out again." ”

"There's nothing good out there, you guy is poor and naΓ―ve, you can't be deceived when you come out." Jiang Xiaoshu waved his hand: "So I still recommend that it doesn't hurt here." Sheng Yuyan smiled.

Jiang Xiaoshu looked at him and admired:

"If you want me to say that you really didn't go out in vain this time, I remember that you laughed like a zombie before, but now you smile much more naturally."

"Yes?" Sheng Yu Ember was stunned.

"It turns out that your stupid man's seven emotions and six desires are no less than mine." Jiang Xiaoshu quipped. Emotions?

Sheng Yu Ember was stunned for a moment, and then nodded:

"Not bad."

"It's a pity that it's still too boring, and it's difficult to marry a daughter-in-law."

"Marry a hammer." Bypassing a street corner, his eyes suddenly opened up, and Jiang Xiaoshu's eyes lit up:

"Good fellow, this bridge is really imposing." The three of them have walked to the Longjin Bridge, only to see the bridge crowded with people, bustling, hawkers, merry scholars, reserved and elegant women shuttling in between, constituting a unique atmosphere, making people feel comfortable.

Jiang Xiaoshu leaned against the railing and said with a lazy smile:

"It's so beautiful."

"Yes, this bridge is so magnificent, I really don't know how it was built, what Jiang Gongzi said is really right."

"you, serious people who told you about the bridge."

"Huh?"

"Look, isn't the one in white and with an umbrella in a beautiful figure? The other one in red, obediently, is almost as tall as me; And that melon seed face, goose egg face, water snake waist, ......"

"Uh, Gongzi Jiang, don't you already have a confidante surnamed Li......"

"What's the matter, I'll just take a look, you don't understand......" Jiang Xiaoshu retorted confidently, and then he pillowed his arms and said with a smile:

"When I think of so many beautiful chicks, I feel that there is still salvation in this world." Wang Jinwei couldn't understand the logic at all, so he had to shake his head to find Sheng Yu Ember to speak, who knew that when he turned his head, Sheng Yu Ember was not by his side at all, but stopped by the bridge, folded his hands, closed his eyes and whispered.

"What's wrong with Sheng Gongzi?"

"Go and ask." Jiang Xiaoshu came to Sheng Yuyan's side:

"What are you messing with?"

"Bye-on-the-bridge."

"Baiqiao?" Sheng Yuyan briefly said the allusion of Longjin Bridge, and then said:

"Very spiritual."

"Do you believe that?" Sheng Yu Ember opened his eyes and said a rare sentence:

"If you believe, you will have, and if you don't believe, you will not." Jiang Xiaoshu was very amused, and scolded with a smile:

"Damn, you have a point." So the three of them paid homage to Longjin Bridge together, Jiang Xiaoshu closed his eyes, but he didn't know what to make a wish.

"Hmm...... I was just deceived by a woman yesterday, so make a wish, let me stop being deceived by women, especially don't meet that little fish again......" After making a wish, Jiang Xiaoshu put down his palm with satisfaction, but the voice of the little fish faintly sounded in his ears.

Not really! Jiang Xiaoshu was stunned - it's just a girl who met in Pingshui, why am I still hallucinating?

The next moment, the screams on the other end of Longjin Bridge became louder and louder, and Jiang Xiaoshu realized that he was not hallucinating.

Jiang Xiaoshu almost thought that he was hallucinating - he saw the little fish crash through the crowd, run to the middle of the Longjin Bridge like crazy, and jump over the railing and jump off the river without hesitation.