Chapter 157: What a Heavy Corpse!
"You..... This fire is too ......" Seeing that Sai Lao Immortal really popped out a wisp of flames, Zhang Fan looked stunned.
"It's too small!" Zhang Fan looked strange, forced a smile, and said in a low voice.
"What do you know?"
"Haven't you heard the old saying? A spark can start a prairie fire! My wisp of samadhi fire is enough to destroy these corpses! Sai Laoxian glanced at Zhang Fan like a fool, and said disdainfully.
But...... When the wisp of fire fell into the group of corpse turtles, it snapped and went out.
"Your fire seems to be unreliable, it seems to be extinguished!" Seeing this scene, Zhang Fan immediately burst out laughing.
"Noise, the old man's method has not been used for a hundred years, and it is normal to be unfamiliar! I can't allow you to talk about it here! Sai Laoxian's face changed, and he scolded loudly.
"Don't get in the way, the old man still has a Dao method here!"
"Look!" Sai Laoxian exclaimed.
"Heavenly Thunder Rectification! Haste as a law! Sai Lao Xian's left hand pinched, and in the palm of his right hand, a flash of electric arc appeared.
Merely...... This arc did not even reach the scale of an adult's hair, and soon, it was dumb and disappeared without a trace.
"Poof!" Seeing this scene, Zhang Fanzai couldn't hold back and laughed directly.
"I'm practicing my hands, what do you know?!" Sai Lao Xian died to save face, suffered alive, and did not admit that he was not able to do it when he was killed.
"Eat me, call the wind! Summoning the rain," Sai Lao Xian raised his hand and waved, and a cool breeze appeared out of thin air, blowing towards the corpse turtle rapidly, but ...... The moment the cool breeze blew, the imaginary power did not appear, it just blew the smallest corpse turtle to the ground, and as for the other corpse turtles, they did not move at all.
Sai Laoxian gritted his teeth and waved his hand again, and soon, small drops of rain dripped from the top of the tomb, about to wash away the group of corpses and turtles.
How...... The scale of this raindrop is not as large as a mouthful of spittle, and the corpse turtles contaminated by the raindrops stepped on the raindrops with a slight movement of their tentacles.
"Hahahaha......"
"Are you kidding me?"
"What a waste if you don't go to the circus!" Zhang Fan saw that Sai Lao Xian's Taoism had failed repeatedly, and he was provoked to laugh wildly.
For a moment, I almost fainted from laughing. Seeing that his Dao method was not working, Sai Lao Xian scratched his head with a black line on his face, a little dazed, and he didn't know what was happening.
"This ..... Shouldn't it, right..... Is it true that I'm old? Sai Lao Xian hung his head and became sad.
"Hahaha, come back quickly, you old man, it's too funny!" Zhang Fan pointed at Sai Laoxian and laughed.
It's really the sky bypassing whom, so that you just tried every means to take advantage of me, now it's okay, don't do it.
But just when Zhang Fan was laughing at Sai Lao Xian, suddenly, a crisp crunching sound suddenly rang out.
Suddenly, the smile on the corner of Zhang Fan's mouth also stopped abruptly, and his expression froze on his face. Because...... He saw that the transparent protective shield that had originally shrouded his body had clearly visible cracks.
"Not good!" Seeing the pretend, Zhang Fan's face turned green with fright, and he screamed. Once the protective shield is gone, then what awaits him will be an endless attack of corpse turtles.
"Sai Lao Xian, think of a way!!" Zhang Fan hurriedly asked for help.
"The old man has been in poor condition recently, and there is no other way!" His Dao method has repeatedly failed, and it seems that it really hit Sai Lao Xian, only to see him listlessly bowing his head, and he is a lot lonely.
"No, no, no, it was me Meng Lang just now, uncle...... Oh no, old immortal, I've found the reason for your Dao failure! When Zhang Fan saw Sai Laoxian's decadent appearance, he was very anxious.
If Sai Laoxian has been languishing, he really can't count on him. So Zhang Fan had to cheer him up again, only in this way could Sai Laoxian help him come up with a way to escape.
"What is it?!" Hearing Zhang Fan's words, Sai Laoxian turned his head suddenly, his eyes flashed with dazzling light, and he looked straight over.
"Have you ever thought that these Dao methods of yours were actually used when you were a human being in your lifetime, and you are now a ghost, and you want a ghost to exert the Dao method based on living people, do you think it may not? It's not realistic! Zhang Fan said the guess in his heart.
After he finished speaking, he saw more and more cracks on the protective cover, and his heart was also extremely worried.
Time is running out for him at the moment.
"You're saying that I'm a ghost now, so I can't use the Dao of the living?" Sai Lao Xian seemed to suddenly think of something, and the spirit of the whole person suddenly recovered.
"You make a lot of sense, I probably understand what's going on!" Sai Lao Xian's brows furrowed, and after thinking about the reason, his back didn't feel much straighter.
"If you understand, find a way to get me out! The shield was immediately broken! Zhang Fan's body trembled a little, and he urged again.
"Actually, there's another way!" Sai Laoxian glanced at the group of corpse turtles, and then at the dense cracks on the protective cover, and said suddenly.
"What's the solution?" Zhang Fan hurriedly asked.
"Boy pee!!" At this time, Sai Lao Xian grinned obscenely, he looked at a certain part of Zhang Fan, and then smiled meaningfully: "You should still be a child, right?" ”........ As soon as the picture turned, Zhang Fan walked out of the bronze door with a sad face and came outside, while Sai Laoxian followed behind with a sinister smile.
"Look at the old man, right, I told you a long time ago, there is nothing that can't be solved by a soak of children's urine!" Sai Lao Xian's eyebrows danced and smiled triumphantly.
"Then you shouldn't just keep pouring me water and drinking! It hurt me to almost pee my pants, if others see this, where do you let Zhang's face go? Zhang Fan said with a helpless face.
"Housheng, you don't understand, my name is ......" Sai Laoxian just wanted to continue to laugh at Zhang Fan for a few words, but suddenly, his face changed suddenly, and he muttered in surprise: "What a heavy corpse qi!" ”
"Could it be ......" At this moment, Sai Laoxian turned his head sharply and looked to the side. The moment he looked at it, a pigtailed zombie wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform soon appeared in his sight.
The long-braided zombie with green fangs floated in the air and flew swiftly towards them, and everywhere it passed, the ground was corroded with turquoise mold.