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"If you could do it all over again, what would it be?"

In the first year of the abolition of the imperial grain national tax, Mengxia, the sun was good.

Feicheng, Wuma Community, in the bathroom of an ordinary residential building,

Gu Yu held a toothbrush in his mouth, half-squatted on the toilet, and looked at the mirror on the opposite sink in a daze.

In the mirror is a young and energetic young man, with fair skin, a tall body, and smooth and pleasing muscle curves, all exuding the vitality and passion of youth.

"Really...... Reborn? ”

With a little excitement, Gu Yu gently rubbed his current vigorous and handsome face, and the silky skin of Q elastic felt like a baby.

Tender as snow skin, smooth as clotted fat,

All in all very moist.

"How can someone else live if he is so handsome?!"

Rubbing his sore neck, Gu Yu sighed half-cheaply and half-obediently, and involuntarily glanced down.

it, awesome!

The solid eight-pack abdominal muscles in the abdomen are sharp and angular, the V-shaped mermaid line looms, and the sturdy mermaid's waist and back seem to be able to clearly feel the strong and powerful beating of the two young kidneys, and the connection is-

The eyes are not dazzled, the legs are not weak, and the waist does not hurt!

Without the fur dog pill, still full of energy.

Gu Yu adjusted and aimed at the urine pit.

Open the floodgates, release the water!

It is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days~

Hiss~

The old man who had the painful experience of wetting his shoes in middle age was happy and radiant, straightened his waist, nodded with satisfaction, and sighed with infinite emotion:

"Youth, it's so good!"

After many years, Gu Yu once again experienced the troubles of being handsome, and also made one thing clear:

It turns out that Emperor Yan will really be reborn!

"Bang! Syllable! Syllable! ”

A dull loud noise broke Gu Yu's thoughts, the sliding door of the toilet was kicked from the outside, and then a familiar scolding came from outside the door, which made Gu Yu reflexively shrink his neck.

"Gu Yu, are you and falling into the pit? What time is it? I'm going to be late for work! ”

Through the dark shadow cast by the light, he had already imagined the scene of his mother outside the door holding a feather duster in one hand and her waist in the other, angry.

"Going to work?"

Gu Yu patted his head and understood his current situation.

Due to his mediocre English talent and lack of hard work in high school, he only applied for an ordinary double non-school in Feicheng with a slightly higher score in the college entrance examination.

However, with his diligence in getting up early and working late during the four years of college, he graduated with a double degree certificate in "Materials Science and Engineering" and "Business Administration" at the same time.

Although in the next 20 years, the number of double non-colleges has increased again and again, and there has been a trend of rotten streets, but in the past few years, the name of a college is still quite popular, and some large and popular companies have also frequently appeared at campus job fairs.

Gu Yu is professional and has a good performance in the recruitment interview. He was specially recruited by Yuli Group (a state-owned enterprise) as an introduced talent, and signed a contract and benefits to be automatically transferred after a three-month internship period, and enjoyed the treatment of Class B talents.

In the words of later generations, when his peers were still busy looking for jobs and working hard to take the examination and examination, Gu Yu, who was only 22 years old, had already eaten the "iron rice bowl" and walked to the end of the universe.

"Mom, it's going to be right away!"

Gu Yu turned his head and shouted outside.

My mother has always been gentle and kind, never scolding people, but occasionally she will lose her temper.

"Boom~~Gollum~~"

Gu Yu stood in front of the sink and turned on the faucet.

Open your mouth and follow the flow of water, grunt twice, heh tui~

Then take a pinch of water and rinse it in the face twice, and wipe it with a towel.

Perfect, done!

At this time, Gu Yu's lazy cheats pondered by four years of college dormitory life were practiced, simple and effective, clean and hygienic.

When he opened the toilet door, it was his mother Qian Qinghong's roar like a cannonball:

"I see you're painting your eyebrows and tossing around. Look at the time, what time is it, still rubbing in the toilet, and if you don't eat breakfast in the future, you will eat in the toilet? ……”

With the domineering look of the old lady, Gu Yu did not panic at all, and took out the feather duster in his mother's hand with a smile:

"Mom, what about cleaning, you rest, I'll do it!"

After being reborn, his greatest wish now is to honor his parents.

In their last lives, the two old men were reluctant to eat or wear, and they worked hard all their lives, and they saved a suite and a car for Gu Yu from between their teeth.

But before Gu Yu got married and started a business, and the old couple had to enjoy their family, his father was paralyzed by a stroke due to a sudden cerebral hemorrhage, and he died quietly after being bedridden for half a year.

The son wants to raise but does not treat the family, which has become Gu Yu's biggest regret in his previous life.

Even though Gu Yu, who became famous a few years later, lives in an 800-square-meter villa, lingers in various high-end wine shops, and eats delicacies from all over the world, he misses the bowl of tomato egg soup made by his mother in the tube building of the once ordinary town, and misses the shouting and fighting between a family of three.

Qian Qinghong was stunned for a moment, snatched the feather duster, and took half a step back:

"Little rabbit, the three hundred you just gave you the day before yesterday, why did you spend it so quickly? Short of money again? ”

"Mom, where do you want to go! I just see you busy tidying up the housework, and I want to share the burden for you, respecting filial piety. ”

Gu Yu couldn't cry or laugh, and called out aggrievedly.

"Roll on, dust everywhere, take care of yourself is the greatest filial piety to the old lady, the old and the young are not worry-free."

Qian Qinghong picked up the feather duster and slapped Gu Yu lightly, driving him into the living room,

"Don't look at what time it is, go to dinner."

"Then mom, you can rest too, don't be tired all the time!"

"Stinky boy, the old lady's body knows by herself!"

Qian Qinghong crossed her waist and watched her son's back in the distance, her heart was warm, and she was quite relieved that my family had just grown up.

But when she just walked into Gu Yu's bedroom with her front foot, the corners of her mouth with a smile on her back foot instantly pulled down:

"Gu Yu, you belong to a dog, you crawl the bed like a kennel every day!"

"Come and see your bedroom, it's going to be a garbage dump!"

"Socks, panties, napkins, one foot and one foot, all over the place. I don't have a place to put my feet, and I don't know how to clean up. If you don't want this hand, the old lady will chop it for you! ”

“……”

The eighty-square-meter house, the fart is larger, and the large and small living rooms are all opened up when they are renovated, except for a few doors in the large and small bedrooms, toilets and kitchens, there are no barriers in the house.

At the base of the wall of the corner living room, there is a red-lacquered camphor wood table, on which a pendulum clock is hung, ticking and moving.

On the sofa not far from the dining table in the living room, a handsome middle-aged man sat leisurely holding a tea bowl and reading the newspaper, and his appearance was seven points similar to Gu Yu.

Under the belly of the dining table, there is a black and white erha, and the horn pulls a big barrel bone in front of the big iron basin and gnaws deliciously, even if the master comes, he doesn't know how to look up.

Gu Yu picked up a fried bun in his mouth, heard his mother's chatter and scolding, and shook his head towards his father who was drinking tea and reading the newspaper on the sofa:

"Lao Gu, quickly educate and educate your girls, they have all stepped into the new century, why are you still scolding people with your mouth open and closed?"

Gu Songrui sat on the sofa and sipped tea, without raising his eyelids, calmly pulled out a seven wolves from the waistband of his trousers, flicked the belt, and drew a terrible wind howl in the air:

"If a mother doesn't teach her son, then I have to educate her son first."

Gu Yu was sitting precariously.

Well-behaved, obedient .jpg

Click, click~

At a glance, he saw the dog basin at his feet, and Erha was eating happily.

Gu Yu snapped and kicked the dog basin far away.

"Wow!"

Erha cried out twice with his teeth dissatisfied with Gu Yu, and his anthropomorphic eyes overflowed with disdain.

Gu Yuyi lowered his head.

The eyes are facing each other.

Gu Yu was angry, and evil was born to the side of the guts.

it!

A dog looks down on me? How can you be angry with this dog after being reborn!

I can't bully others in this family, and I can't bully you anymore?

Don't look at family status either!

Gu Yufei took two steps forward and went up to face Erha's ass duang, duang~, that is, two feet.

The dog whined twice, ran away with his tail between his legs, and looked back in shock.

Gu Yu looked down on the defeated dog and laughed disdainfully:

"Little fool!"

"I think you kid and it are really a family."

Gu Songrui watched his son and the dog fighting, and shook his head helplessly, but he didn't accuse.

In these years, it is better to be lively and naughty in society, and most of the honest people die at the bottom of the upward climb.

Gu Songrui thought about himself, couldn't help sighing, and told his son:

"You are already old, state-owned enterprises are not as simple as at home, you do more work and listen less when you work on weekdays, and you must have a good relationship with your colleagues. Sometimes it is not a blessing to suffer losses, but don't blindly obey and be manipulated by others. As long as you do your job in a down-to-earth manner, you can be justified wherever you go......"

"Oh, got it!"

Gu Yu stuffed his mouth bulging and nodded vigorously.

For the life experience carefully summarized by my father, I did not go in and out of my ears at the same time, but really listened to it.

Father Gu Songrui's life can be said to be ups and downs - he was born in a government compound, but he did not enjoy the benefits of the children of official eunuchs.

At that time, many children in the same hospital relied on their connections to take their father's class. However, the grandfather, who is known as the "black bag father", resolutely responded to the call of the country and asked his children to choose their own careers.

My grandfather and grandmother had six children, three boys and three girls, and my father was the third. In the seventies and eighties, not to mention the salary of the government agencies, my grandfather's salary of more than ten yuan had to support a family of eight, and the difficulties can be imagined.

The family of eight lived in a house of less than 50 square meters allocated by my grandfather in his early years, and because of its proximity to the Yangtze River, it was cold and damp all year round. Every year during the summer floods, there are many floods, and the houses are completely flooded. The children took refuge in a wooden basin, and once the father woke up and had drifted to a foreign land.

That was the first and only time that the ruthless grandfather reported to the organization, and two days later he found his father in the reeds on the shore dozens of kilometers away, and his father fell seriously ill.

When the county magistrate visited and inspected, he was shocked to see the poor housing conditions of his grandfather's family, and immediately after returning home, he personally instructed the person in charge of the relevant unit to change the grandfather's family to a big house in the county and give his children preferential treatment in recruitment.

"My family can still live, there is no need to cause trouble to the party and the country, and resources will be given to those who are really in need!"

After his father finished junior high school, he dropped out of school to work everywhere, went to the countryside, opened up wasteland, and raised hedgehogs.

By chance, I heard that it was easier to work in the magic capital to make money, and my father and mother, who were already married, only carried a quilt and a dozen yuan sewn in their clothes and pants, and broke into the magic capital.

The parents who first entered the magic capital were not familiar with life, but with the ruthlessness of hardship and hard work, they found jobs one after another, and their father was careful and diligent all the way to the warehouse supervisor of a Fortune 500 electronics company at that time.

After the 2000 dot-com bubble, the company planned to leave China for a while, withdraw abroad, and invite his father to come with him when he left, offering a generous offer — a higher salary and the opportunity to have a foreign green card.

Faced with the choice of career and family and country, the father, who has a strong "homeland plot", did not hesitate and decisively chose to stay in China to accompany the family.

It happened that Gu Yu was in his second year of high school at that time and was about to take the college entrance examination, so his parents discussed simply going back to his hometown, relying on the savings he had saved over the years to buy a suite in the suburbs and start a small business.

Gu Songrui's own ups and downs have given him valuable life lessons, which can only be taught without scruples when facing children whose blood is thicker than water.

This is the biggest and most precious gift from parents to their children who grow up and are about to fly away.

But in his previous life, Gu Yu had always disliked his father's verbosity, and he always repeated clichés, and they were all useless truths.

It was not until I really ran into a few big heels on the job project that I gradually realized my father's bitter heart.

Under his father's advice, Gu Yu finished the breakfast in the bowl in two bites, and quickly turned on the faucet to clean the dishes piled up in the pool.

"Dad, you drink tea!"

Gu Yu, who came out of the kitchen, saw that Gu Songrui's tea bowl was empty, so he ran forward and picked up the teapot to refill the bowl.

Father Gu Songrui has never smoked all his life and is not good at drinking, so he loves such a sip of tea, and he must drink three bowls every morning.

Gu Songrui glanced at his son, pondering that his little treasury might not be as good as his son, nodded reassuringly, and drank it all.

Gu Yu added another cup, put the teapot in his father's hand, and said goodbye:

"Dad, you drink first, I'll go to work first!"

"Okay, go ahead, stay safe on the way to work!"

Gu Songrui silently tasted tea and waved his hand.

Gu Yu stood on the mat at the door and changed into leather shoes, poked out half of his head, and looked at his mother's direction and said hello:

"Mom, I'm leaving!"

"Get out of here, early in the morning, you're angry to death!"

After tidying up Gu Yu's room, his mother waved her hand in disgust when she came out with the mop again.

"Hehe, goodbye parents, I'll go first."

Gu Yu thought about it, turned around and added,

"Mom, you must remember to take Kun Bao Pills on time!"

Bang Da~~

Without waiting for his mother to react, Gu Yu turned around and closed the door.

Through the iron gate, I heard my mother's angry scolding.