Chapter 542: She's Not Human

The atmosphere of air solidification lasted for a minute before Xiao Yue's beautiful face showed deep shock.

She never dreamed that Jiang Xiaohua would become a nymphomaniac to such an extent.

"Little flower!! Do you know what you're talking about? How can you say such things to this scumbag, you...... You ......"

"You're so mad at me!! Why are you like this?!! ”

"It's unreasonable!!" Xiao Yue's face was not very good-looking, she was so angry that she was blue and white, and her breathing became much shorter.

She only accused Zhang Fan of being an out-and-out scumbag last night, and she was a low-grade scumbag, why did she just meet today, and this Jiang Xiaohua came up to confess frantically, isn't this slapping her in the face?

Does she lose face? If it weren't for the fact that Jiang Xiaohua is best friend, she would definitely leave immediately without looking back, and she would not be affected by this slap in the face.

"Hehe, Yueyue, you don't understand, didn't you say it before? When you meet a boy you like, you have to confess boldly, otherwise you will leave regrets! Jiang Xiaohua didn't feel the slightest embarrassment about this, but smiled, and almost went up to hug Zhang Fan's arm.

"You're ......!!" Xiao Yue was choked by Jiang Xiaohua's angry words, and only felt that her eyes were dark. Confused, confused!

You say it's not good to like anyone, but you like such a scumbag. He has a target, and according to his subject, it seems that there are still three vixens outside.

This kind of man is a proper flowery carrot, and liking him is undoubtedly jumping into the fire pit, and in the end, there is no place to cry when he is pitted.

"Ahem...... No, it's not suitable! Zhang Fan was stunned for a long time, with a look of shame, smiled wryly, and refused.

What's going on? Could it be that the clown's red balloon curse has intensified again? Why are so many girls rushing to catch up recently?

It's not going to work, it's absolutely not going to work. I'm a very principled person, and I can't just look at a girl and think about hooking up.

If that were the case, I'd be a scumbag. And if you are a scumbag, you will generally end up extremely miserable, and you don't even know how to die.

Steady, must be steady! I still remember that there was a news report on the Internet a while ago that there was a man who had four or five girlfriends at the same time, and was finally exposed, and the man was castrated by his girlfriends.

It's not too scary. I'm a serious yellow flower boy, and I can't even ...... my first kiss No, the first kiss seems to be gone, and it was taken away by Bai Chenxi, the snake fairy, before.

"It's really not suitable, I already have a girlfriend, you better find someone else!" Zhang Fan swallowed his saliva, shivered, and quickly took the bottle of fruit orange drink on the table a little farther away.

It's so dangerous, it's good that I didn't drink this drink, otherwise I would have been falsely accused today.

"What? Don't you look down on me? Is it because I'm not good-looking? After listening to what Zhang Fan said, Jiang Xiaohua was a little anxious, and her shallow meniscus eyebrows were raised, looking like an angry little wild cat.

"I didn't ...... I didn't say you were ugly! Zhang Fan shook his head and stood up.

It seems that today's meal is estimated to be unbearable. This Jiang Xiaohua is a bit of a pestering her.

"Ahem, you eat first..... Eat first, I suddenly remembered that my clothes were not confiscated, so I left first!! Zhang Fan didn't dare to stay any longer, so he quickly moved his chair away and strode outside.

It's really unlucky, and having a meal is not reassuring. Is it my fault that I am handsome? Zhang Fan missed Jiang Xiaohua's body, and he didn't look at Xiao Yue's black face with annoyance, he came to the front desk and said to the hotel owner, if he has something to do first, he doesn't have to cook his meal.

When the owner of the hotel heard this, his face was displeased, and he said that everything had been done and there was no way to return. Helpless, Zhang Fan could only pay for the meal, bought another bottle of mineral water, and chose to take it away.

From beginning to end, he didn't look at Xiao Yue and Jiang Xiaohua again, for fear that he would be stopped and harassed, so he wouldn't let him go.

With the packaged beef cover cake, Zhang Fan fled. Regarding his departure, Jiang Xiaohua did not open her mouth to stop him, nor did she mean to catch up.

Xiao Yue had a dark face, glared at the back of Zhang Fan leaving, and then came to Jiang Xiaohua's side, and said angrily: "Xiaohua, what you were committing just now, do you know, it's very embarrassing!" Where are there girls, they confess to men as soon as they come up! ”

"My intuition tells me that Zhang Fan is a very good man, and the smell on his body is very fragrant! I like it a lot, if I have to say it, it's probably the so-called heartbeat!! ”

"Hehe, don't worry about this, don't ask!" Jiang Xiaohua smiled, and said with a heartless smile, but when she said this, she instinctively grunted and swallowed her saliva.

Zhang Fan walked out of the hotel, did not leave in a hurry, but found a remote corner step not far from the hotel, squatted down, and began to prepare for dinner.

Next time, if you meet Xiao Yue and this Jiang Xiaohua, you must take a detour, if you come a few more times, who can stand it.

Zhang Fan opened the lunch box, just opened the disposable chopsticks, and was about to eat a mask of cakes, when suddenly, the voice of Sai Laoxian was unexpectedly faint and faint in his mind.

"Yo? In the afterlife, what about eating? This voice came very suddenly and strangely, almost startling Zhang Fan to scatter the lunch box in his hand.

"Holy! Can you say hello in advance next time, it's scary! Zhang Fan was angry and said resentfully.

He said this so loudly that even one or two passers-by looked at him with strange expressions, as if they were looking at the mentally retarded.

"Ahem, it's so cold today!!" Sensing the gaze of passers-by, Zhang Fan hurriedly coughed twice, talking to himself.

It wasn't until passers-by walked away that Zhang Fan frowned and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?" I'm getting in your way for a meal? ”

"You really don't know what to do in this offspring, you're almost like an idiot!" Sai Lao Xian's words were full of sarcasm and sneering.

Zhang Fan: "??? "Who did you learn this curse from? It's getting dirty.

"What do you want to do? If you have something to say, don't disturb me to eat! Zhang Fan picked up a piece of beef, put it in his mouth, and said coldly.

"You haven't forgotten that little girl just now, have you?" Sai Laoxian asked in a deep voice.

"Who? Which one? Are you talking about Xiao Yue or her best friend? Zhang Fan scratched his head suspiciously.

"The one who just talked to you!" Sai Lao Xian thought for a moment, and his voice gradually became serious.

"What? You want to introduce me to a wife again? Pull it down, I'm big now, open a harem or something, I'm resisting in my heart! ”

"You don't know my own situation! I can't take care of myself, where can I care about others! Zhang Fan's head shook with a rattle, revealing an irritable expression, Sai Lao Xian: "......"

"When did the old man say that he was going to introduce you to another wife?" Hearing this, Sai Laoxian was speechless, he didn't expect Zhang Fan to treat him like this.

He was a master when he was alive, how could he be so unbearable. And when you tell people about your wife, this is all about marriage, where you can say it.

"And what do you mean by that?" Zhang Fan asked unhappily.

"Housheng, don't worry, and listen to the old man's words, the little girl just now, you must not get too close to her, because ......" Sai Laoxian's words, when he said this, he stopped abruptly for some reason.

"Because of what? You mean, huh? It's half a story, it's fun! Zhang Fan only said half of what Sai Lao Xian said, his brows instantly furrowed, and he asked suspiciously.

"Because...... She's not human......"

"She's been looking at your neck just now, and although she's hiding it well, she's still showing some clues, if the guess is right, she should be a zombie!!"

"The level of this zombie has at least surpassed the flying zombie, it may be ...... She's a marble!! ”