Chapter 63: Try My Secret Technique?
"Yuan Shangshu, are you still there the 800 kilograms of powder I gave you?"
Opposite Yuan Liyang, Xia Yan said this casually, and it seemed that he didn't know where the gunpowder went.
Hearing this, Yuan Liyang's face was stunned for a moment, and then he quickly smiled: "Hey, the last time General Xing and Commander Chen came to my household department before the Fifth Route Army went out to see this thing, and said that they would take them away, and in the end, the two of them quarreled, because didn't Your Majesty say that I must meet all their needs, so I had no choice but to give them half of them." β
Yuan Liyang said it lightly, as if he was describing an extremely ordinary thing, and even danced in the end to perform the "quarrel between the two" that day.
It seems that he is just a little bit close to writing the words none of my business on his face.
The meaning is even more obvious, you said that you satisfied them with everything, don't rely on this thing to say I'm not.
Xia Yan didn't poke it either, thinking that it was really an old fox, and he didn't leak a drop when he lied.
Rely on this incurable you offended? It doesn't matter, you have another way.
So Xia Yan waited quietly, and he was also calculating in his heart, it should be soon.
Sure enough, halfway through the dance, Yuan Liyang's face suddenly changed, and his hand unconsciously began to touch his stomach, and a certain flower was even tighter.
Hey...... I obviously solved it before I went out in the morning, how can this ......
Seeing Yuan Liyang like this, Xia Yan almost couldn't hold it back, but he still forcibly held back.
"Yuan Shangshu, what's wrong with you?"
"Ahem...... Your Majesty is fine, okay. β
Yuan Liyang's face changed, and he no longer danced, but slowly came to Xia Yan and knelt down in front of Xia Yan with his feet between his feet.
Xia Yan took a look, good guy, you old thing is quite enduring, right, it seems that I have to help you.
"Eh, Yuan Shangshu, why did you sit down, I heard that there is a folk dance that is very popular recently, I wonder if you can dance?"
"What...... Dance? β
Hearing these two words, Yuan Liyang's face turned green, you let me dance at this juncture, can you still play happily?
Xia Yan didn't seem to hear it, and directly dragged Yuan Liyang and began to jump.
"I want to invite you to get on my wild motorcycle~~~ Come on, come on, jump up~~~"
"Whew!! I can't hold it back!! Ahem, cough, it's not right, it's the old minister who is old, and he can't bear it!! β
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At the same time, there were three eunuchs in total, one old and two young people outside the door.
Father-in-law Luo and Xiao Kaizi were already dumbfounded, "My mother, Your Majesty still has this hobby?" β
Xiao Haozi looked serious, "That's not it, I've already experienced it once this morning, and General Xing called it, not to mention how exciting it is." β
Hearing this, Gonggong Luo began to think about it, even if Xing Daorong faced so much praise in the hall today, he was still listless, and he was still puzzled at that time.
Now it seems that the truth of everything is clear.
Hearing the shouts inside, Father-in-law Luo and Xiao Kaizi also believed Xiao Haozi's words more and more.
"Damn, what do I hear? Yuan Shangshu said that he couldn't bear it? β
"That's right, I heard His Majesty say what to sit on......
"Hiss......" all three covered their eyes.
But because the picture in their minds was too vibrant, several people opened their eyes one after another, and goosebumps all over their bodies.
Seeing this, Gonggong Luo also blamed himself a little.
"No wonder I don't need to turn over the cards recently, I didn't expect His Majesty to ......"
"It seems that it is necessary to popularize this knowledge from His Majesty."
"Who's to say it's not, alas......"
"Alas......"
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At this moment, Yuan Liyang seemed to have used all his strength to break free from Xia Yan's arm, directly covering his buttocks, and began to come to the corner and sit down.
"Your Majesty...... I can't bear it, I can't bear it......"
Yuan Liyang had the heart to die at the moment, thinking about what kind of trouble this little emperor was making.
If I hadn't been decisive just now, I'm afraid that I would have already made a splatoon.
The numb one, squirting in the emperor's study, this TM spreads out, where does his old face of more than 70 years go?
I can't mix up in the group of seven, and everyone will point at me and say, "Splatoon!" β
Damn, even if you die here today, you must not squirt out like this!!
Now he just wants to leave this place as soon as possible, so that he can be released to his heart's content outside.
"Your Majesty, the old minister suddenly remembered that the family dog had just died a few days ago, and today happened to be its first seventh, so I have to go back and worship it."
"Okay, go ahead."
Seeing this, Xia Yan did not stop him, and then watched Yuan Liyang's face turn red as he tried to open the door.
"Your Majesty, what's going on with this door?!"
Xia Yan quickly pretended not to know, "Huh? Isn't that the morning? Can't open the door? β
After a few pretentious fiddling sessions, it can only be a stall hand. "I can't do it."
Yuan Liyang: o(β₯_β₯)o
Yuan Liyang covered the back with one hand and slammed the door with the other: "Hurry...... The old man can't hold it anymore......"
"Hurry up...... Let me come out......"
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Three people outside the door, "! β
"Do you hear that? Yuan Shangshu said he was going to come out? β
"Well, I also heard Yuan Shangshu say that he couldn't hold it anymore."
"Hiss......"
"Your Majesty said for an hour, slipped away......"
Immediately, the three eunuchs shrunk their necks and walked outside.
Outside Xia Yan's door, there was no one at the moment.
And when the person left, Yuan Liyang was still wailing.
"Open the door, open the door,!! Can't hold it back!! β
Xia Yan looked at Yuan Liyang and waved his hand helplessly.
"My group of little eunuchs don't know what to do, they don't open the door, and they lock me inside, it's really sad."
Yuan Liyang: (β¬ Μdish Μ)=β
Yuan Liyang had already decided at this moment that he must not have read the yellow calendar when he went out today, and the house leak happened to rain overnight, so why couldn't the door be opened at this time.
Is it easy for me to live a lot of age, and when I am old, I still encounter such a thing, who to reason with.
Xia Yan also put on a helpless expression at this moment, and casually picked up the brush on the side of his own writing, "Otherwise, Yuan Shangshu, you can try this?" β
Yuan Liyang's face turned red, and he looked at the pen in Xia Yan's hand and struggled for a while, and finally took it with trembling hands.
Directly ruthless, "Whew!!" β
Although it is blocked, it seems to be a drop in the bucket.
So Yuan Liyang blushed and asked, "Your Majesty, it doesn't seem to be big enough......"
When Xia Yan heard Yuan Liyang say this, he put on an expression that seemed a little embarrassed.
"But I only have this big brush here."
But soon, Xia Yan looked thoughtful, and it seemed that he had been thinking of a way for Yuan Liyang.
"Why don't you try my unique secret technique?"