Chapter 65: Want toilet paper and don't know how to say it earlier?
After Qi Xian left, Xia Yan could be regarded as letting go in one breath.
This kind of bodhisattva, no matter how you look at it, is on the same level as Xing Daorong.
How can you do this to the Metropolitan Governor of Xi Kingdom.
And in the next two days, Xia Yan's days also tended to be calm, and there was nothing special.
There is nothing special to start above the court.
Today's Daxia is all peaceful, whether it is the Nanling Imperial City or the Hucheng, Huancheng, and Guancheng that have been absorbed, they are all towards regular development, and the world is prosperous.
As for the front line, it is still so polarized.
In the north, Huo Qubing and Zhuge Liang brothers have won consecutive battles and have begun to launch a general attack on the two countries.
And Di Renjie in the south is still unable to move an inch.
The strength of the soldiers of the Xuanwu Dynasty is too terrifying, which is not something that ordinary soldiers can resist at all.
Everyone is also a soldier, but the soldiers of the Xuanwu Dynasty can generally pick three.
And this is not counting some of the stronger ones, how can such a battle be fought?
In desperation, Di Renjie could only continue to lie dormant with the south and wait for the rescue of the two armies in the north.
The court was even more peaceful.
Everyone praised Xia Yan's policy for its strength, if it weren't for Xia Yan's current Great Xia, it would not be so strong.
It's just that everyone didn't notice that there was an old man in the court who would look at Xia Yan with complaining eyes every day.
As if to say, "You were so ruthless that day, and the labor and management who harmed you flew five or six meters high]
Similarly, Xia Yan's eyes were also a little complaining, and he seemed to be responding silently.
[As for your grievances, you drenched the study of labor and management, and I don't dare to go back until now, and you have nothing to complain about, you are not satisfied with being an old fairy, phew! 】
[Damn, you're embarrassed to say, do you think it's all over the place? Lao Tzu is also bleeding, it, that TM is yellow with red flying around! 】
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Xia Yan is calm here, but Qi Xian is in a hurry.
Now, he has disguised himself as a merchant and passed the inspection of the city gate to enter the Tianyuan Imperial City.
This is the most lively downtown in the Tianyuan Imperial City, with an endless stream of people coming and going.
"Eldest sister, I see that your jade sword seems to be very sharp, do you want to try my "Sword Book to Warding Off Evil Spirits", to ensure that you have a new experience!"
A woman: "I'm only eighteen, you call me eldest sister?" Get lost! ”
"Little brother, I think your knife is a treasure knife, and with my "Allure Knife Spectrum", it can definitely be famous in all directions!"
A man: "Labor and management are sixteen, and two sons have been born, you call me little brother?" Get lost! ”
"Hey, that little monk, I see that your bones are Qingqi, you are a good seedling for martial arts, do you want to try my "Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon", the power is extremely huge, and the most important thing is that there are ten speakers!"
A certain monk: "Eighteen palms of the dragon? Can I have the strength of my Buddhist Vajra Arhat? A nameless little cheats dares to come to my class to get an axe, and it is clear that he doesn't take me seriously, Dawei Tianlong! ”
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At the end of the day, Qi Xian was stunned and didn't give away a single copy.
Now he is already a little desperate, Xia Yan told himself that he will distribute it all within three days.
But now my KPI completion rate is still 0.
It's okay if you haven't done anything, the key is that you were beaten up, and the monk just now is so good.
After learning from the pain, Qi Xian prepared to change to a place with fewer people to distribute books on the second day.
When the time comes, I seize the opportunity to seize a desperate flicker, and I don't have to confiscate the money anyway, so I don't believe that I still can't give it away.
So, on the second day, Qi Xian found a sparsely populated place, thinking that as long as he could see a person here, he would firmly grasp the life and death and not let go.
Sure enough, the choice was too biased, and there was no one for the whole day.
However, in the evening, a rhubarb passed by, sniffed the cheats in the three large boxes, and walked away in disgust.
And this also made Qi Xian completely collapse.
What kind of thing is Lao Tzu doing, there is still this kind of thing in the world, and free things can't be given away?
What makes sense of this?
No matter what, tomorrow the labor and management will find a toilet, and they will divide the book when they see people.
You don't have to look at it, you can use it as toilet paper.
Labor and management are divided out anyway, do whatever you like, don't care, tired, destroy!
On the third day, Qi Xian really found a public toilet as he initially thought.
Since the houses in the Tianyuan Imperial City were very expensive, ordinary people had no money to buy a larger house.
As a result, many people do not have toilets in their homes.
In addition to their own land, the free public toilet next to the residents has become a good place.
Not to mention, because Qi Xian doesn't want money, many people took Qi Xian's books.
"It's pretty thick, and it looks like it won't be long before it can be used."
"Not bad, it's good, it looks good and it's soft, and it won't scratch your ass."
Qi Xian listened to these words, although he was a little helpless, his face was still as flat as water.
That's it, labor and management don't care.
Your Majesty the Emperor, I have done my best.
In order to sell these cheats, labor and management have been smoking this toilet for a day, and there is no merit and hard work.
Suddenly, Qi Xian felt that a tall figure seemed to appear beside him, and when he looked at it, the man in front of him looked fierce and vicious, with a scar on his face, and he looked like a demon who killed people without blinking.
What's even more bizarre is that the man's face is not the color of ordinary people, but red.
There is no doubt that this is definitely a ruthless character.
Seeing the man like this, Qi Xian trembled instantly.
Where have I seen such a person myself, I feel that I can call myself to death with a slap.
If he wanted his own money, he still had a few copper plates in his pocket.
If you have a crush on yourself, then you ......
And just when Qi Xian's mind began to think about chrysanthemums, the man suddenly stretched out a hand.
"Bring it."
It turned out to be taking money!
Qi Xian's heart felt as if a stone had been put down, and he let out a long sigh of relief, and then took out a few copper plates from his pocket.
Unexpectedly, the man looked at the several copper plates in his hand, and his eyes were solemn as if he was contemplative.
Seeing this, Qi Xian's heart quickly became nervous again.
, it's disgusting too little.
It's going to be damn bad, shouldn't you be ready to rob the color?!
But at this moment, the man suddenly spoke again.
"This is not good, it can't be clean, give me the book."
Qi Xian: o((⊙_⊙))o
You want toilet paper and don't know what you said earlier? Shocked by this?
Unexpectedly, the man just rolled his eyes.
"Big brother, speed up! Don't you see that my face is red......"
"Oh, here you go!"
Qi Xian took out a copy directly from the box, and the man didn't have time to say thank you after getting it, and rushed into the toilet with a smoke under his feet.
Qi Xian looked at the exhaust gas generated by the man's galloping and muttered to himself.
"Looks like it's really suffocating......"