"It's broken, I'm really going to make trouble somehow, I haven't been on the number for 2 days, I'm not at his own house, I don't reply to WeChat, I call out of the service area."

The drum washing machine said worriedly to the people in the guild.

Everyone else took it for granted.

"That's the way the president works."

"I guess it was the man who stimulated him, and I could even recreate the scene where he was at home, watching the video while cursing distortedly, 'Pretend not to take me, you are so damned!' , it's probably sauce purple."

"Hehe~ I'm quite looking forward to the president coming up with something new, how can I surpass the famous scene of people sweeping nuclear wastewater, that's so handsome! I was so excited that I cried when I watched the live broadcast! ”

"Indeed. Although I don't know who he is, it reminds me of a word: the great man of chivalry, for the country and the people, handsome! ”

"It would be better if I could get acquainted, take me with you next time you do any activities, I [Watch] specializes in being able to summon griffons, take him directly and fly over!"

"Summon griffons? What kind of low thing, you open station b now and take a look, damn the [Magic Sword] gang has finished loading it! One by one, the edgeworth flies, and the top pretends to be a criminal! ”

"! I'm going to play [Magic Sword] too! No, I'll have to talk to Xufeng and see how to get a job transfer prop! ”

Edgeworth Flying, that's something engraved in the genes of Chinese players!

Originally, it was a small inheritance of [Magic Sword], which was only good at attacking and fighting, and its comprehensive ability was poor, but at this time, it actually became a popular inheritance, and new players had the highest choice of second specialization.

The [Magic Sword] players in the guild chat also suddenly had an epiphany.

"Understood, let's pretend to be forced, and after a while, Edgeworth will fly to pick up the goddess to watch a movie."

"Woo woo, you must not let her give you the sword on the sword, ah, I envy the quality wall separation!"

"Huh? Good idea! ”

"Damn, you guys choose [Magic Sword], damn it!!"

Recently, the online rhythm of "Apocalypse Online" has suddenly slowed down, because it has been stuck in the progress of the mechanical United Tinder field.

Everyone can't break it.,It's okay to stay in the Western Battlefield.,If you want to farm monsters and upgrade, you have to go to the Southern Battlefield or the Eastern Battlefield.,Some players feel that sooner or later someone will come up with a way to crack it.,When you go away, you can't catch up with the peak battle here.,Just hang and play casually in the Western Battlefield.。

At the same time, because of Fengyi, many closed beta players have also become interested in pretending to be forced in the real world.

The official used to be able to supervise, but now that players have more constellations, their personal attributes have been raised, and they can use their skills in the game to easily escape surveillance and go out to do things.

And some beta players just use their abilities in their daily lives, and they don't pose a social threat, and the official people can't talk about them, after all, the above requirements are better than sparse, and slowly let the public get used to the existence of these super players.

It is impossible for the official to do that kind of arrest and control thing, and that is purely their own death.

If you are angry, you can still splash blood for five steps, and these super players can splash blood for five thousand steps when they are angry, causing great turmoil.

And some old oil players have long tested the official bottom line and began to use their abilities flexibly.

Forgive the hat wholesaler, known as the hat brother.

The first merchant among the players, his Crystal Butcher Shop is full of wasteland cities.

The stir-fried specialties have been recognized by the majority of players and natives.

The advertising slogan has spread: stir-fry, life is more wonderful.

These chef players also have their own evaluation system for all kinds of monsters, which can be summarized simply:

Give fried, full marks.

Don't give fried, 0 points.

The spar of the game can be sold, and many new local tyrant players who enter the game are willing to spend real money to buy the spar of the forgiveness hat, and quickly buy equipment for themselves, engage in inlays, and vehicles to improve their combat power.

Forgiveness hats are no longer short of money, wealth is free.

But he still insists on running errands every day, not to dedicate his life, but mainly to find it interesting.

It used to be to earn that little money, but now it's entertainment, and the mentality has changed dramatically.

moreover

The second specialization of the forgiveness hat is the most capable [magic sword].

At this time, he stepped on a handmade flying sword bought from Xiaoxiao, flying at a low altitude, his backpack hanging on the hilt of the sword and flying in the wind.

In the green market, there was a burst of "wow~~" sounds.

Wherever you fly, this sound effect will follow, it's not too cool!

"I finally understand the pleasure of the main character in those gods delivering food. Don't worry about bad customer reviews, don't worry about platform fines, or even don't care if you make money or not, just enjoy life. ”

"I've seen it through, this person, once he doesn't do anything, then there will be no happiness."

"It's as strong as Wang Gongzi, it's not like lying down every day, you have to think about something to do."

"The top enjoyment is often between a sheet and a relaxation."

In a 'whoa' sound, the forgiveness hat landed outside a hospital.

He took the package off the flying sword, turned and stepped into the shadows of the building, finding a place to change into a black suit in his backpack, sunglasses, and a white wig.

has a flat face, just like the bigwigs of high society, very stylish.

Admission to the hospital.

Oncology inpatient department on the third floor.

Ward 303.

It was full of people, and in the middle was an ordinary hospital bed, on which lay a pale young man, wearing a ventilator.

"Son, my son! Mom will always be with you, if you hold Mom's hand, Mom will always be with you. ”

His mother was crying silently, and this moment seemed to be the moment of separation.

The relatives around him looked unbearable, unable to see the scene of life and death, and some were already wiping away tears.

"The sixth baby has a hard life, and she has this advanced tumor at a young age, and the white-haired person sends the black-haired person."

"The six sons are good, they have tutored my family Tingting since he was a child, and he also installed the Internet for us, Lord Yama doesn't accept those bad people, and he takes this good child away, it's really blind."

"Xiaoliu's mother and his father sold their houses for medical treatment, and they owed a lot of debts, and after they left. The living are not having a good time, alas! If I get seriously ill in the future, you must not treat me, keep the money for me to eat something good, how long can I live, I can see that this is a bottomless pit, and no amount of family funds is enough to fill. ”

"Alas, the biggest tragedy in life is that the money is spent and the people are gone."

Speaking of medical treatment, the relatives here feel the same way, for fear that this matter will also fall on them in the future.

At this point, the lad took his mother's hand and looked around with wide eyes, as if looking for something.

When the child's father found out, he hurried over and asked, "Six, what are you looking for?" Tell Dad. ”

At this time, the young man saw the black suit forgiveness hat that had just entered the door, and a smile appeared on his pale face, and he raised his hand with difficulty and pointed to the door.

Everyone followed his fingers to see the forgiveness hat in the doorway.

The suit is straight, black sunglasses, gray hair, and an extraordinary momentum, just like the big guy in Hong Kong films.

Forgiveness Hat remembered the user's request for an order, and said in a deep voice: "Comrade Zhao Liuming, I'm late." ”

The young man finally had a smile on his face, and a hint of banter was mixed in with it.

He knew yesterday that he didn't have much left, and ordered himself a 'parting pretend package', asking the forgiveness hat to pretend to be a mysterious boss to bid him off.

He dressed solemnly, took his bodyguards, brought a bouquet of flowers, and promised to leave the hospital in style in Cayenne in place of his parents, who were taking care of him, in front of everyone's attention.

With this set of processes, anyone will doubt his previous identity and manually give himself a mysterious past.

In addition to pretending to be forced, Zhao Liuming also wanted to give his parents an extra layer of invisible protection through such means, those who collected debts did not dare to mess around, what if they provoked the big guy who gave him goodbye?

As a young man who loves to read online articles, he originally thought that he would come back to this set when he was old, but he didn't expect it. The illness came like a mountain, and I booked in advance.

He chose the top gold medal errand 'hat brother' with the highest praise rate in the city, and the other party also agreed that it would be no problem.

At this time, he was speechless, and could only stare silently.

'Watch you play'

In the next second, the forgiveness hat raised his hand slightly, and a huge air current swept through everyone in the room, sweeping them to the door.

"Let's talk about it briefly."

Syllable!

The door closed automatically.

A shadow detached from the Forgiveness Hat and stood at the door.

All the family members and relatives outside opened their mouths wide, and everyone was stupid.

"Daddy, do you know this guy?"

"I don't know, but it looks like a friend of the six sons."

Boom~

All the relatives swallowed unconsciously.

Zhao Liuming's aunt couldn't help but ask, "What is Liuzi's friend. Immortals? ”

"I don't know."

They looked at the Shadow Warrior Forgiveness Hat, and no one dared to make a mistake.

The outside was confused, and Zhao Liuming inside was even more confused.

It's not, it's forced. It's a little bigger, right?

The Hong Kong film version I ordered, how did it be. Fantasy version?

At this time, the forgiveness hat stretched out his hands, and a mysterious aura shrouded Zhao Liuming.

Layers of cyan air condensed on his body and turned into a cyan armor, and this force also caused a new vitality to emerge out of thin air in his body, and the whole person was dragged back from the brink of death.

"Ahem!"

He coughed violently and said in shock, "You are. . . Brother Hat? ”

"That's right, are you still satisfied with this parting ceremony?"

"Damn!? Can I speak? Am I not dead yet? I feel like I can sit up! ”

Zhao Liuming supported his body with his hands and sat up easily, the armor on his body was not in the way at all, but provided him with a steady stream of vitality and strength, and he looked at everything that happened to him in amazement.

Forgiveness Hat smiled: "This is called [Death Armor], which can temporarily protect your vitality and hang your breath." ”

"Amazing, it's amazing, no wonder Brother Hat, you are the first gold medal errand runner in our green city! Are you a reborn? The kind that hides in the city to cultivate immortals? ”

The forgiveness hat looked at Zhao Liuming, who was extremely adaptable, and smiled dumbly, and then suddenly thought of something interesting.

"Ji Ji ~ Actually, I am a demon cultivator, I came to detain your soul, as a member of my Ten Thousand Soul Banner, are you afraid?"

"I'm not going to die, am I? Brother Mao, let's discuss, I will voluntarily enter your Ten Thousand Souls Banner, work well for you, give me a day off every month, and let me go to see my parents, okay? ”

"Oh? You're not afraid that you won't be able to enter reincarnation? ”

"Reincarnation? Without this memory, how can I be myself? I don't enter, in case you fight with others and die, I can still escape, and when the time comes, I will be the yin god of my family, and no one will bully my family! ”

"Ahh Cow Pie! ”

The amount of online reading on the other side is obviously higher than his, and the composition is more complex, and it is said one by one.

Zhao Liuming said with emotion: "I really didn't expect that I was dying to see the most wonderful side of this world. It's worth it, too! Chaowen said that he could die at night. ”

Looking at Zhao Liuming, who had already made up an entire city of immortal cultivation in front of him, he forgave the hat and decided not to tease him.

"Okay, okay, don't do this embarrassment, the young man is lucky to meet me, I can't get the Yin God, but I think you are still alive and can protect your family better."

Zhao Liuming: "Huh? What do you mean? ”

"Advanced Constellation - Guardian of the Waters! 【Purify the torrent】! ”

The forgiveness hat opened his hands, and a stream of colorful starlight fell from the sky, pouring into Zhao Liuming's body like a rushing stream, washing away the diseased parts of his body and returning to a healthy form.

After the purification was completed, Zhao Liuming's lesion disappeared, but his life was still like a candle in the wind, and he only relied on the power of [Death Armor] to support his last breath.

The forgiveness cap folded his hands again.

"The ultimate constellation - the Tree of Life! 【Wind of Recovery】! ”

The stars flickered, and a large green tree phantom appeared behind the forgiveness hat.

Wisps of life breath entered Zhao Liuming's body, repairing his body that was tortured by lesions.

It only took less than 5 seconds for the withered body to regain its vitality, like a tree full of spring, and each second was healthier than the last.

"[Death Armor], receive!"

After the forgiveness hat withdrew his skills, Zhao Liuming had already recovered, and he could even get out of bed and walk around.

"My mother! Brother Hat's Cow Pie! You are definitely an urban immortal cultivator! This is not a means of demon cultivation! ”

Syllable!

He knelt directly on the ground and kowtowed.

"Master Xie for saving your life, please accept me as an apprentice! I am willing to give you a pension! ”

Forgive the hat: "Child, read less online articles in the future, it's all virtual, we still have to believe in science." ”

With that, the Forgiveness Hat jumps out of the window, and Edgeworth flies away.

The shadow warrior who blocked the door also turned into a ray of starlight and returned to the sky.

Bang!

The door of the ward was opened, and everyone saw Zhao Liuming kneeling on the ground.

His mother hugged him.

"Kid, what's wrong with you! Lao Zhao, quickly carry the child back to bed and plug it into the ventilator! ”

"No, don't worry Mom, I'm fine, Brother Hat saved me."

Seeing Zhao Liuming stand up and walk around as normal, everyone covered their mouths in disbelief.

Seeing a bunch of people arguing here for a long time, the attending doctor just happened to come over.

"Don't be noisy, don't be noisy, there is no pain when people leave, the last thing that disappears is hearing, the family says a few more words to the patient, so that he can feel the warmth of his family and go on the road with peace of mind."

Zhao Liuming walked out and said, "It's okay, let's talk more, I like to listen to everyone." ”

The doctor looked demented: "Huh? ”

Syllable!

Seeing this, the nurse passing by took off the car in her hand and hit the wall directly without noticing.

There was an eerie silence throughout the hall.

Bang dang dang~

At this time, the funeral attendant had already come up with a cart, and casually pulled Zhao Liuming, who was standing outside the door, and asked in a low voice:

"Huh! Little brother, are the people inside gone? Are you gone? ”

Zhao Liuming nodded: "I'm walking." ”

(End of chapter)