Chapter Ninety-One: Picking Fertilizer?
Shenhuang Kingdom, Southern Phoenix City.
This is the southernmost point of the Shenhuang Kingdom, and it is also a city directly bordering Kecheng, where Huo Qubing is located.
At this moment, Xia Yan's 100,000 army has also officially settled here, plus the original 50,000 garrisons in Kecheng, there are a total of 150,000 troops.
For military affairs, Xia Yan was close to ignorance, so all the command was handed over to Huo Quai.
Xia Yan didn't have any doubts about Huo Qu's ability.
This is a fierce man of S+, and if you suspect him, your brain is not normal.
Including the Xidan direction in the northwest, Zhuge Liang will also command the army to attack, I have to say that the days with excellent generals are simply not too cool.
In such a situation, Xia Yan can also relax.
Now there are still about two cities to capture Nirvana City, and before that, he just needs to lie down.
As long as he arrives in Nirvana City, he can help the Yimen Sect to snatch back the body of Grandpa Luo.
Thinking about everything, Xia Yan, who can rest assured to be the shopkeeper, began to wander around.
There is no one in the barracks to control himself, and Xia Yan can drink as much as he likes here.
It's just that what makes Xia Yan a little uncomfortable is that no matter where he goes, he will be respected.
Even if the soldiers were playing poker, they wouldn't bring themselves with them, and even if they asked to join, they couldn't let go at all.
The most exaggerated thing is that in the fight with several soldiers. When he was the landlord, he was obviously the landlord and only had a four left in his hand.
His own peasant came directly to a king fried and a three.
This obviously made Xia Yan very dissatisfied, and at this moment he thought of an excellent thing.
Face Mask!
On this expedition, Xia Yan brought siege vehicles to the soldiers of the Xidan battlefield, and he brought gunpowder and masks.
I haven't used it since I got it, and I don't know how it works.
So in order to test, Xia Yan directly took it out and began to pinch his face in his camp.
pinched for a while, and pinched out a face that was extremely ugly.
This face, simply put, doesn't look like a person.
The facial features were already twisted together, the nose was crooked to the sky, and the mouth was erect, facing up and down.
There is no doubt that if you go out with this mask, Xia Yan will instantly become the most beautiful boy in the army.
There was no accident in the ending, basically he was caught as a spy and beaten violently, and then thrown into the lake to feed the fish.
Thinking of such a day, Xia Yan couldn't help but tremble.
This doesn't work, it's too difficult to pinch your face directly, and you still need to find a person's hair and put it in a small box.
Thinking of this, Xia Yan directly grabbed a soldier into the camp tent, and then accidentally pulled more than a dozen hairs and pushed them out.
Soldier:????
I touched the back of my head, felt that it seemed to be cooler than before, and let out a sigh.
"Your Majesty must have given me strength, I am bald and stronger!"
At this moment, Xia Yan was already in the room, carefully putting the soldier's hair just now into a small box.
Then a magical scene appeared, and the mask changed in an instant, turning into the soldier just now.
Xia Yan took it with him and looked in the mirror.
Good guys, this can't be said to be very similar, only exactly the same!
As he spoke, he was pleasantly surprised to find that his voice had changed to the appearance of the soldier just now!
"Cow!"
Xia Yan jumped up, just left the camp, and wanted to embrace nature.
But at this moment, a violent force came from behind his buttocks, directly kicking Xia Yan to hug the earth.
"! Who is it! ”
Xia Yan scolded directly, but found that there was a man in armor behind him who was glaring at him.
"Shen Jingbing, you TM neurotic, is it fun to wear His Majesty's clothes?!!"
Hearing this, Xia Yan was slightly stunned.
Good guy, it turns out that the soldier's name just now is Shen Jingbing, and this name is really a bit powerful.
Just as he wanted to speak, he thought that the news that he had a mask was not suitable to say, so he coughed lightly.
"It's wrong, it's wrong, it's going to be exchanged."
After speaking, he was about to return to the camp tent but was pulled by a hand, "Do you still want to enter His Majesty's camp to change?" Get the hell out of here! ”
After that, Xia Yan was directly taken to the side, and under the gaze of the armored man, he changed into an ordinary soldier's outfit.
After the change, the man also spoke.
"Entering His Majesty's tent without permission to steal clothes is a top crime, if your kid is discovered, he will definitely lose his head, in order to make you have a long memory, now give all the fertilizer to Lao Tzu to pick."
????
Xia Yan was stunned, because the direction of the armored man's finger was the pit where the soldiers went to the toilet.
In that pit, there are countless Ollies given there.
And there is generally a tradition in the army, that is, when the soldiers are in the city, in case of a long-term war, they will find a place to grow some vegetables or something.
As for the fertilizer for growing vegetables, the Ollie of the soldiers is the best thing.
So there will be people who will pick up the fertilizer from the big pit in Ollie to the vegetable garden.
But at this moment, when Xia Yan heard that he was allowed to pick fertilizer, his eyes were pricked up.
Damn, what is this TM Lao Tzu doing!!
I just wanted to run away, but it didn't seem right on second thought.
If he runs away like this now, this person named Shen Jingbing will be dealt with by military law in the future.
At that time, he was equivalent to directly harming a human life.
However, pick Ollie to ......
"Gross - this smell seems to be a bit heavy......"
Xia Yan was directly forced back by a strong smell before he got close, this place is simply not a place where people can stay.
However, the armored man beside him was obviously not ready to let Xia Yan go like this.
"Shen Jingbing, you have to understand your mistakes, you must be punished for doing something wrong, hurry up and work for me!"
"Hey-no, no, no, I can't do it, this thing stinks worse than canned herring......"
I put on the face of Shen Jingbing so that I could go down to the grassroots level to play cards with the soldiers more smoothly, and I definitely didn't come here to do this work.
Take 10,000 steps back, even if you want to work, you will admit it.
However, let yourself pick Ollie to give, how can this TM bear it!!
Without saying anything, Xia Yan spit out and performed Ling Bo microstep.
This place can't stay, run!!!
The armored man on the side was directly dumbfounded when he saw this scene.
"Good guy, has this Shen Jingbing been practicing martial arts recently? Flying so fast? ”
After all, Ling Bo Weibu is a superior light skill, where would ordinary army officers and soldiers have seen such a posture.
But the armored man obviously belongs to the more responsible and serious category.
Although he can't catch up with Xia Yan, he has traces to follow!
After all, a person who vomits while running is still very simple to find his traces!