Chapter 112: What are you doing with laxatives when you have nothing to do?
After explaining all the procedures, a look of fear obviously appeared on Shen Jingbing's face.
"Mom...... It's a damn ......."
But Xia Yan obviously didn't give him a chance to be afraid, "You just need to pretend to be stupid silently, you won't be easily discovered."
Besides, I can give you a letter right now that I can find out and save your life from punishment.
But if you don't, I'll let you know what true cruelty is! ”
Xia Yan was not fierce when he said this, and even raised his eyebrows.
But this still made Shen Jingbing creepy.
The emperor's order, can you not listen to it? I'm afraid this is going to be given by sprinkling chickens!
After seeing Shen Jingbing's silence, Xia Yan nodded with satisfaction, and then called Su Yue out, he needed to make sure if this thing was really flawless.
Su Yue was a little angry at first after being called back, but soon saw Xia Yan and Shen Jingbing in the study, and her eyes widened directly.
"You...... You ......"
Su Yue felt that she was really going crazy at this moment, what kind of situation was this?
Not to mention the appearance of the two people, they even have the same voice.
Such a strange thing made Su Yue a little suspicious, whether she had always been with the same person.
It wasn't until Xia Yan took off the mask on Shen Jingbing's face and explained everything clearly that Su Yue's heart eased a little.
Then, Su Yue narrowed her eyes slightly, "To be honest, have you ever done bad things with this?" ”
Speaking of this, Xia Yan immediately thought of the humiliating history of the past.
It is said that it was at the beginning, there was such an emperor.
It turned a country with only 120,000 people and 8,000 soldiers into a huge empire with more than a dozen cities.
And all this is just a few months later.
No matter where such an emperor is, he will be recorded in the annals of history for all the people to admire.
But in that place called the border of the Divine Phoenix Country, he was actually captured alive and dug a trench for three days!! Cut down the tree for ten days!!
How can this special grandmother be reasonable?!
Thinking of this unbearable past, Xia Yan was not very good.
But at this moment, he couldn't hesitate in front of Su Yue, so he could only answer quickly: "No, no, how can it be, Yueyue, you are too worried!" ”
After finishing speaking, he looked at Shen Jingbing behind him with a smile on his face.
Well, it's because of you that you have this experience, right?
"Come on, come on, drink this bowl of tea!"
……
After a while, a person in Xia Yan's study tiptoed out of the study wearing a dragon robe.
This person kept looking around, looking like he was coming here for the first time, it was Shen Jingbing.
Just a short time after Shen Jingbing left, an old eunuch dressed in the costume of a high-level leader of the Internal Affairs Office appeared behind him.
The old eunuch picked up Shen Jingbing directly, and said with a kind face: "My majesty, you can go back to study in peace, the old slave has always been guarding here." ”
This old eunuch was naturally Father-in-law Yu, and he originally thought that Xia Yan would show an expression of loss, disappointment, and even anger.
But at this moment, the expression of "Xia Yan" in front of him was a little weird.
With the inner eight, his expression is extremely hideous, and he will cover his stomach desperately every step he takes.
This is...... What's wrong?
Although Father-in-law Yu was worried about Xia Yan in his heart, he also understood that Xia Yan had to make full preparations if he made a light effort.
I saw "Xia Yan" pointing to his stomach a little embarrassed, "I can't hold it back, take me to it for convenience and convenience......"
Hearing this, a trace of doubt instantly appeared on Father-in-law Yu's face, "Your Majesty, there is obviously a gong bucket in your room, what are you doing here?" ”
Shen Jingbing didn't hesitate when he heard this, and directly moved out the original version of what Xia Yan had taught him before.
"Ahem, I didn't feel comfortable eating today, and the study was full."
Father-in-law Yu:!
Listening to Shen Jingbing's words, Father-in-law Yu already had a picture in his mind at the moment.
That bucket is cleaned every day, such a big bucket, full? ……
Thinking of this, Father-in-law Yu couldn't help but shudder.
"Ahem, that ...... Your Majesty, come with the old slave. ”
"Okay, thanks thanks......"
Hearing this, Father-in-law Yu muttered softly: "When did you become so polite......
Subsequently, under the leadership of his father-in-law, Shen Jingbing came to the palace toilet for convenience.
Of course, if such a trivial matter is placed in normal times, it will not be carried out by the father-in-law.
It's just that today's Xia Yan has already shown his intention to escape, and there is no problem with paying a little attention.
So, Shen Jingbing released it in the latrine, and one after another shocking bombs rang out in the sky.
Yu's father-in-law covered his nose and ears outside, and almost died on the spot.
He had already decided, and after this time, he would go to the imperial dining room and ask for a few cupboards.
The taste is definitely poisoned!
Father-in-law Yu wanted to die here, and he didn't observe Xia Yan's study not far away.
At this moment, there is a man and a woman dressed in ordinary people's civilian clothes, sneaky at the moment.
They dodged the patrolling guards, and the man rolled and climbed onto the roof with the woman.
Then he ran as fast as he could.
It didn't take long for the two of them to escape from the palace one after another, their faces indescribably happy.
"I'm escaping!!"
Xia Yan danced with his hands, feeling extremely satisfied with the success of his first escape.
After leaving the strict palace, I felt that the air outside was so fresh.
However, Xia Yan didn't dare to delay for too long, and now he was like a frightened bird.
Although Father-in-law Yu's attention is now all on the fake self, as a top powerhouse, he may not know when he will find something wrong, so it is better for him to leave quickly.
Fortunately, he still brought some silver with him when he left the palace, which was enough to ensure that Xia Yan could live a very good life outside.
The two of them were still fleeing happily, and Father-in-law Yu on the other side also felt a little strange at this moment.
He suddenly thought that he would send someone to taste all the things Xia Yan ate at noon, so why didn't he see any problems with the other two little eunuchs.
Moreover, let's take 10,000 steps back, even if it's true that Xia Yan can't eat his stomach, the little eunuch is okay after eating, it shouldn't be so long!
Calculating the time, I have been waiting outside this latrine for half an hour, and the most critical thing inside is that there is still no sign of stopping.
One after another depth charges rang out, and Father-in-law Yu also fell into deep thought.
What the hell is this laxative for yourself, right? ……
But it's not right, what are you doing with laxatives when you have nothing to do......