Chapter 16 I am not a thing, I am a person
The words of the Eye of Wisdom shocked Alvin to the point where he almost lost his mind.
"With the power of your soul, you can't exist for more than three days without your body. When the three days are up, your soul will die, and your body will truly die. β
"Lord Eye of Wisdom, Lord Divine Eye, I am nothing but a fart to you, so you can raise your hand and let me go." Alvin was intimidated in seconds, turned into a licking dog, and was still the most loyal.
"I'm sorry, I don't have that ability, I can fart when I raise my hand." The eyes of wisdom blossomed in their hearts.
"Lord Eye of Wisdom is really extraordinary, and one mouth can talk to death. I used to be really blind, please forgive me. Come on, my lord, I will agree to all of them no matter what conditions you propose, is there any soul contract? The death contract is the kind that after signing it, you can only listen to you for everything, and if you break it, it will explode on the spot? If you have one, come and greet me all fiercely! I'm sincere to you. "Alvin's performance can be described as a dead heart, five bodies to the ground, head arched to the ground, liver and brain to the ground, almost bowed to the end, and then died.
The Eye of Wisdom was momentarily speechless: "Are the current human beings so unethical? β
Alvin shook his head: "Temperament, how much is a catty?" Is it tasty? What are you going to do with it? Is it convenient to find death? Don't worry about it, my lord, come on, I'm ready to give it to you. β
Eye of Wisdom: "......"
The Eye of Wisdom pondered for a moment, and then seemed to have made up his mind: "In that case...... Tell me one thing first. β
Alvin knew that this was the key question, and he had to answer it with 100% spirit, and he said in a dog-licking tone: "What is it?" Venerable Eye of Wisdom, I must know everything, and I will say everything. β
The Eye of Wisdom was no longer hidden, and asked, "That...... Why can't I get into your body? Just as you broke my seal and let me out. I wanted to enter your flesh, but I was blocked. Is there something guarding you? Or something else? β
This is a question that the Eye of Wisdom has always wanted to ask but has not been embarrassed to ask. Because what the so-called "I want to enter your flesh" really means: it wants to take over Alvin's flesh. It turned out that although the seal restricted its freedom, it was also in a very dangerous situation without the protection of the original seal, so it was eager to take possession of Alvin's body.
Fortunately, for some reason, it failed, and in desperation, it had to choose the elven jade on Alvin's cane to accommodate it, but this was equivalent to sealing itself again. Only then did he get out of prison and enter the detention center. This feeling of entering the palace for the second time is not good. However, the good thing is that it can still come and go at will, it is parole, and it has gained considerable freedom.
Now, the Wisdom Eye is wondering, "Why can't I get into your body?" What is preventing me from entering your body. β
Alvin was dumbfounded: "Honorable, honorable Lord of Wisdom, if I say I don't know, will you believe it?" β
The Eye of Wisdom said dejectedly, "If it were someone else, I wouldn't believe it." I'll destroy you in no time. But it's because it's you that I believe it. Because you're a stupid idiot! β
The latter sentence is roared out by the Eye of Wisdom.
"Come on!" Eyes of Wisdom made up his mind and decided to make a soul pact with Alvin.
Alvin was stunned and immediately understood: "Good! Venerable Eyes of Wisdom, how do you need me to cooperate with you? You said, I will fully cooperate. β
It was also the first time that the Eye of Wisdom had seen such a human being, who did not love vanity at allβthis was shameless at all!
"You don't think about anything now, relax, and don't have thoughts of resistance. Open your mind wholeheartedly, and that's it! β
Alvin immediately did so.
"Hmmm! Very good! The Eye of Wisdom exclaimed sincerely: "An idiot is an idiot, and there is no difficulty at all." You just get in your position, and I'll take care of the rest. I will make your life different from now on. β
"Is it for me to obtain supreme power, from now on to call the wind and rain, go to heaven and earth, omnipotent, drunk and lie on the knees of beauty, and wake up to the power of the world? The continent is the king, and the universe is respected? β
The more Alvin spoke, the more he spoke, the more excited he became.
The Eye of Wisdom really wanted a white eyeball to fly to death Alvin: "Do you want to slaughter the gods and demons again, kill the supreme god Skye, and capture the Demon King Supreme to be your servant?" β
"Good drops! Good drops! Alvin was overjoyed.
"Why don't you kill me too?"
"Good drops! Good drops! Alvin was overjoyed.
ββ¦β¦β
"Shut up! Idiot! β
The Eye of Wisdom turned into a black web, enveloping Alvin's soul in its entirety.
The black light flickered constantly, and the black web kept changing shapes.
Eventually, the black web shrank more and more, and after a few breaths it became its original state.
Alvin, on the other hand, was completely absorbed.
Only the Eye of Wisdom remained in the space.
Is that the end of it?
Suddenly, a hole opened in the middle of the black ball, like a black blue ball suddenly growing a mouth.
"Poof" a small ball of light was spat out.
"What happened? I just suddenly couldn't see anything, as if I had lost all my senses. β
It's Alvin, it turns out that this little ball of light is Alvin.
The Eye of Wisdom was silent for a long time and asked, "Do you feel any difference?" β
Alvin tasted: "No. β
The Eye of Wisdom does not believe: "You taste, you taste." β
Alvin cried as much as he could: "I really don't feel it!" β
The Eye of Wisdom muttered, "It shouldn't be! Could it be that I failed? It's also possible, after all, I don't know how long I haven't used these things. Is my knowledge outdated? Can't I be on top of this world? Possibly, after all, I haven't been exposed to new knowledge for too long, am I already a waste? β
Alvin looked at the Eye of Wisdom and felt sorry for himself, and couldn't help but interject: "Venerable Lord of the Eye of Wisdom, you ......"
Before he could finish speaking, the Eye of Wisdom once again turned into a black curtain and completely enveloped him.
After a while, as if he had eaten something that had changed his taste, there was a "poof", and Alvin was spit out again.
And so it happened, three more times.
And neither of them found a single fact.
After Alvin was swallowed by the Eye of Wisdom, Alvin in the room suddenly had a surge of air, as if air was rushing towards him from all directions.
Immediately, starting from a mysterious point on Alvin's body, a wave was also generated, as if there was an air flow generated from his body, of course, not a fart, competing with the previous air flow, and that point also expanded, from a point into a black hole, from which energy continued to gush out.
At this time, the Hansen couple were on the side, and they could feel the mutation in this room, but they couldn't see the trajectory and change of energy like Merlin, so they looked at Alvin in disbelief, at a loss.
At this time, Alvin had been swallowed by the Eye of Wisdom, and naturally he was unaware of the changes in his body.
And the Eye of Wisdom was also absorbing Alvin with all its might, so he didn't notice.
When it spat out Alvin's soul, it found that it had not been able to successfully devour Alvin, and was haunted by its own failures, so they still didn't notice the fact that they were still unaware of it.
That is, when Alvin appeared, the mysterious black hole in his body suddenly disappeared, and the energy gushing out of the black hole also returned to the black hole like a flood, and finally disappeared as the black hole became smaller and smaller.
Mr. and Mrs. Hansen, as if they were in a storm, were about to react, when suddenly the clouds disappeared and the wind calmed down.
It's a weird situation.
However, what is even more bizarre is that such a situation happened three more times.
Fools have figured out something is wrong.
And so the Eye of Wisdom also discovered.
And Alvin didn't find out.
Alas......
The Eye of Wisdom was furious: "Boy, what the hell are you?" β
Alvin didn't know why: "I'm not something. I am human. β
It is also unknown that a lucky person in another world faced a pop-up dialog box on an inexplicable web page on his computer monitor: "Are you tired of this world, do you want to experience a different world, please press 'yes' if you agree", and excitedly shouted: "After reading so many novels, it's finally me!" β
Impatiently, he pressed the mouse and clicked the "yes" button. Then, a huge suction force came from the monitor screen, and he was excited, "It's finally here!"
When he was filled with fantasies about the events of the time, half of his body was sucked into the darkness, time suddenly froze.
"Wrong! Warn! Mistake! Warn! The host soul has not disappeared, and the crossing has failed! The host soul has not disappeared, and the crossing has failed! β
"Ahh The lucky one shouted wildly, "Can there still be a failed crossing?" God, are you playing with me! β
Then it was spit out by the monitor screen.
Just when Lucky is extremely frustrated, he finds the same dialog box on his screen again.
"Can you come back?" This is truly unbeatable good luck. He impatiently chose "yes".
Then, a huge suction force came from the monitor screen, and he was excited, "It's finally here! Again! β
When he was once again filled with fantasies about the events of the time-travel, half of his body was sucked into the darkness, time suddenly froze again.
"Wrong! Warn! Mistake! Warn! The host soul has not disappeared, and the crossing has failed again! The host soul has not disappeared, and the crossing has failed again! β
"Ahh The lucky one shouted wildly, "Can there be another failed crossing?" God, are you playing with me again! β
And then it's spit out by the monitor screen again.
Just as Lucky was frustrated again, he noticed the same dialog box appear on the screen again.
"Can you do it a third time?" This is really ...... "incomparable" "good luck". He limbly chose "yes".
Then, just as he had expected, another huge suction force came from the monitor screen again, and he was weak: "'Finally' is here! Again! Again! β
When he didn't have any illusions about the crossing event this time, and let half of his body be sucked into the darkness, time suddenly froze again.
"Wrong! Warn! Mistake! Warn! The host soul has not disappeared, and the crossing has failed again! The host soul has not disappeared, and the crossing has failed again! β
"......" the lucky one faced calmly, "can there still be consecutive failed crossings?" God, you must be playing with me! β
And then it's spit out by the monitor screen again.
When faced with another dialog box, "Lucky Person" reached out and turned off the power, cut the network cable, and never used the Internet again. Because of this, he was able to work hard in his later life, and it didn't take long for him to be promoted and raised, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life!
Years later, thinking about the failed crossing experience at that time, he was still a little excited!
The end of the play!