Chapter Ninety-Seven: Urine Is So Tested!
Alvin suspected that his ear had misheard, and cautiously asked, "Doctor Mill?" Did I hear me right? You can take a urine test here now? It just so happens that my body has been tired for the past two days, maybe there is something unclean in the body, you can help me take a look, I can pee now, or ...... You're waiting for the first hot soak of the morning? β
Doctor Mill's face was confused, "Young Master, no, it's the Divine Envoy, I'm sorry, your identity has changed too quickly, and I can't get used to it." Is it like this, don't you doctors there do any urine tests? Have you never seen one? β
Alvin was not convinced when he heard this: "Test, why don't you test, let me tell you, I have seen a lot of urine tests, and I have also seen urine swallowing, but I didn't expect that you can also test urine here." β
As he spoke, he walked up to Dr. Mir, looked at no one on the left and right, and asked in a low voice, "Where are you from there, too?" Where and what period did you come from? You're a doctor over there, you're much better than me, I don't know anything! β
Dr. Mill was confused, "What do you say, Lord God?" How can I understand every word, but I can't understand it even when it's put together?"
When Alvin heard this, he said disappointedly: "It's nothing, I may still have not come out of the environment where the true god came just now, and my mind is a little unclear, you don't care about me, I just want to see how you do the urine test." β
When Dr. Mir heard this, he smiled and said, "Haha, that's what it looks like, Lord God's Messenger, you see it." β
So saying, he lifted the bottleβin fact, its true name should have been told by this time, yes, that isβthe urinal, and lifted it to his chest, leaned down and bowed his head, and leaned in.
Alvin was so frightened that he almost threw up, and hurriedly stopped Dr. Mill: "Doctor, you don't want to drink, do you?" This kind of heavy thing, do you have to do it in a different place. Do your current doctors do all the hard work of urine testing? β
Dr. Mill frowned and said, "God makes adults, doctors and parents, we will not dislike patients, we are doctors, and we treat every patient as our own children." β
For the first time, Alvin had seen the greatness of a healer, and it was the first time he had lived in so long.
He was very moved, but still resolutely resisted: "I know you are great, but, this, won't it be too difficult, swallow urine...... I can't take it. β
Dr. Mill comforted Alvin with his eyes, "It's okay, look at me." β
So Dr. Mill put the bottle of liquid under his eyes, and looked at it carefully, shaking it from time to time, like a gentleman of style tasting wine.
But the scene that worried Alvin the most didn't happen after all, which made Alvin breathe a sigh of relief.
"That's how it is," Alvin was very glad that Dr. Mill didn't do anything to make him sick to his stomach, but he was also a little disappointed, it turned out to be the "hope" in Chinese medicine! What's this, he thought he would test a lot of indicators!
"In this way, it is just to be able to see the color and smell the smell, so that you can know what is wrong with the patient?"
"Where would it be so simple, color, viscosity, urine output, clarity, sediment, smell and foam. These are the seven indicators of urine observation and experiments, and we will always find possible problems in the patient according to these indicators. It can also see the patient's constitution, such as bloody, choleric, melancholic, and mucous. β
Dr. Mill explained in detail, and by the way, he stretched out a finger, dipped some urine, put it in his mouth, and touched the taste.
All this is done like flowing water, without a trace, as if you are tasting the intensity of wine.
Before Alvin could react, Dr. Mill had finished his urine test and expertly gargled his mouth with a glass of wine.
At this time, Alvin felt a little sick to his stomach and wanted to vomit. But this was not comparable to the shock and surprise in his heart, and he pointed to Dr. Mill, "you, you" and kept saying, but he could not say a complete sentence.
"What's the matter, Lord God?" Dr. Mill looked at Alvin with a flat expression.
"You...... You really taste it! I thought you were just looking. Alvin's heart was pounding.
It turns out that urine is really tested like this?!
"These are the duties of a healer! Divine Envoy, I don't have the miraculous ability of you, I can ask my eyes to go down to the earth and perform miracles, and I can only use my ordinary tongue to help patients distinguish diseases. β
Dr. Mill said these words with great indifference, but Alvin seemed to see the holy light radiating from Dr. Mill.
"No wonder being a doctor is such a respectful profession." Alvin turned his head and left, he had to digest it slowly. Today, I opened my eyes again, I originally thought that urine testing was a fairly ordinary technical job, but I didn't expect that in the era of primitive technical level and means, doctors would actually diagnose patients in this way. Wouldn't this pay be a little too much?
Drawing inferences about Alvin's strengths, it occurred to him that when diabetes was first discovered, it was not really the doctor who discovered that the patient's urine could attract ants. It turns out that the phrase "let him taste the sweetness" has a origin. It turns out that ancient doctors also needed to taste urine! In this way, in the traditional medicine of the ancient civilization of the country in the East, the doctor wants to taste the herbs, and he wants to taste any medicines such as "golden juice" and "luminous sand". No wonder it turns out that the heart of the doctor's parents is true. It occurred to Alvin that there was an ancient record of a doctor tasting feces for a patient...... All the clues were strung together, and Alvin discovered a lot of things that were commonplace in the past but didn't think about it carefully.
No wonder it has to be discussed where, in which country, doctors are a respectable profession, why should doctors be placed in such a lofty position? It turns out that this is the reason. In the past, the prejudice against this profession caused by some one-sided news reports, now that I think about it, it may be because of my young age and lack of experience.
In the same way, I originally thought that this age was ignorant and dark, bloodletting, horoscopes, plague, all kinds of terrible diseases, monsters, ...... All kinds of absurd and grotesque things emerge one after another, but Alvin suddenly discovers that in this era, there is still the brilliance of human nature, which cannot be concealed. The selfless efforts of people in this era will be much more than those of hundreds and thousands of years later, and a considerable amount of effort will be useless and even counterproductive. But imagine a person who, with a pious and holy heart, thinks that his efforts are useful to others, but does not know that he is working in the wrong direction.
Washington's death, such a thing, is the best commentary of this era. Everyone is doing ridiculous and wrong things seriously, and the key is to think that they are right, which is sad, great sadness, but the kindness of human nature makes this thing reasonable and meaningful.
Alvin returned to his bed, seriously thinking about the world, this era, this ......
He fell asleep, and it seemed that thinking was more boring than alcohol.
In the dream, Alvin also tasted urine.