"Zhang Dabiao, aren't you here too?" Hou Fushun laughed, completely ignoring the strange eyes of others.

"Hey Wo Cao - by the way, how did I find out that you have become handsome? It's only been a few years...... Did you go to Stick Country for plastic surgery? Hou Fushun's eyes widened, and he couldn't stop looking at Zhang Fan, seeing that he had become more handsome and chic than before, and he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.

It's really his grandmother who has become handsome, if Zhang Fan had such a handsome face before, I'm afraid that the first person in their dormitory who can find a girlfriend is him.

"Tsk, you can do it, it's really good, Zhang Dabiao, I didn't expect you kid to be a potential stock." Hou Fushun smacked his tongue and looked shocked.

"Monkey, your grandma, how long have we not seen each other, do you still remember my nickname?" Zhang Fan smiled bitterly and sighed helplessly.

Zhang Dabiao was the nickname given by the people in their dormitory when he was in college.

Vulgarity is not good.

And a little two.

"Why didn't anyone else in our dorm come? Why did you come here? Zhang Fan sat on the chair, looked around the table, and didn't see anyone else in the dormitory, so he couldn't help but look stunned.

There are only two people at this table: him and Hou Fushun.

There were eight people in their dormitory, including him.

Four of them later found a partner, so they all moved out and rented a house outside.

In the end, only the four of them were left living in the dormitory.

Of course, in addition to him, the other three people in the dormitory also have objects.

And the biggest reason why he didn't have it was that he didn't have money.

I didn't have any money, so I couldn't find a partner.

You must know that the person you talk to must have huge financial support.

Otherwise, you don't have the money to raise a girlfriend, and it is estimated that within a few days, your girlfriend will run away with other rich people.

Therefore, Zhang Fan has neither money nor looking for it, so he can save himself from being upset when his girlfriend runs away with someone.

And, when he was in college, the only girl he liked, Kang Wei, didn't like him, which made him even more uncomfortable.

"Hey, hey! Don't mention it, let's not talk about the six who moved out, just the other two people in our dormitory. ”

"Their luck is simply too bad."

"The fat man was deceived to northern Myanmar the year before last, and he hasn't come back yet, I heard that it seems that he was beaten by someone."

"Xiao Zhuang Zhuang was even more unlucky, on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve this year, he ran outside to find the young lady, was arrested by the police, and locked up in the bureau for a while, because of this incident, his girlfriend broke up with him on the spot, and later when his parents learned about it, they were all angry and went to the hospital."

"Now Xiao Zhuangzhuang, going to work alone in Daji City, it seems that her girlfriend broke up with him, which hit him hard."

After listening to what Hou Fushun said, Zhang Fan's face changed suddenly, and he said in shock: "Such blood? Boy! Xiao Zhuangzhuang has a girlfriend, and he still goes to find Miss? You're not kidding me, are you? ”

"And the fat man, who was deceived into going to northern Myanmar? Who lied to him? I don't think he's going to survive! ”

"In that place in northern Myanmar, even if Sun Wukong goes, he has to drill into the ring of fire and pedal his bicycle."

Zhang Fan swallowed his saliva, tore open the tableware on the table, and poured himself a cup of fruit orange drink, feeling that his three views had been subverted.

These two guys are really not worrying at all.

I used to think that I could have a great future, but now it seems that I don't have the nourishment of my own life.

"Monkey, what about you? I haven't contacted you for so many years, how are you doing? ”

"Is the person you talked to in college still good with you?" Zhang Fan drank another drink, changed the topic, and stopped talking about fat people and Xiao Zhuangzhuang.

He suddenly felt that the people in his dormitory were getting worse and worse.

I was deceived into going to Ka waist in northern Myanmar again, and I went to find a young lady who was locked up by the police.

This bloody plot, I didn't expect him to really have it around him.

"It's early."

"That woman, not long after graduating from college, broke up with me, saying that I had no money and couldn't give her happiness, and then turned around and got into a luxury car with an old and ugly old thing."

"Speaking of which, don't believe it, during the breakup, I was depressed, lying at home every day, and I didn't want to go anywhere."

"It took me a year of hard work to recover." The monkey shook his head bitterly as if he had thought of some unbearable past.

"But now it's okay, I've got another girlfriend."

"Hehe, let me tell you secretly, my girlfriend is beautiful and beautiful!"

"Today, Brother Hou, I'll show you the photos so that you can see the world!"

Speaking of this, Hou Fushun took out his mobile phone from his pocket, found a photo, and showed it to Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan looked at it and saw the woman in the photo.

This woman has black and bright hair, a delicate face, fair skin, and a very temperamental temperament.

In the photo, she is smiling very happily, and a small dimple appears on both cheeks, which adds a bit of beauty.

is really good-looking, and in Hou Fushun's eyes, she can be regarded as a beauty.

"It's good-looking."

"Aren't you afraid that she's running away with someone else?" Suddenly, Zhang Fan had a bad taste and couldn't help laughing.

", Zhang Dabiao, you say this, believe it or not, I'll whip you with a big ear."

"The two of us are true love. I just met her parents last month, and we plan to get married in a while. ”

Hou Fu glared angrily and said coldly.

"Then tell me how you met?" Zhang Fan was interested and couldn't help but ask curiously.

Hou Fushun's girlfriend back then, he also saw it, she looked a lot and average, compared with the woman in the mobile phone photo, but it was not a little bit worse.

Such a good-looking beauty, how did she fall in love with the obscene Hou Fushun?

Could it be that she was poured some ecstasy soup?

Hou Fushun, a kid, likes to draw big cakes for his girlfriend, and he is also very good at coaxing girls to be happy.

It's not good, the girlfriend in front of him was tricked by him.

"Then Uncle Ben will tell you about his experience, Zhang Dabiao, you can listen to it."

"Actually, my girlfriend is disabled."

"She had a car accident three years ago, had a leg amputated, couldn't walk upright at all, and needed someone to take care of her when she went out."

"Or do you think she's so beautiful that she can take a fancy to me?"

"Ahem, let's be honest, although she had an amputation, she really didn't look down on me at the beginning, huh...... It took me almost a full year to lick her before I got her hands on her. ”

"You know, I licked her for a whole year, taking care of her rain or shine, and finally moved her to agree to be my girlfriend."

Hou Fushun seemed to have thought of something sad, he was a little excited, grabbed Zhang Fan's hands hard, and complained tremblingly.

What is the hardest thing to do in today's society?

The answer is definitely licking dogs.

Is it easy to miss him? I get up early every day and take care of this girl, and I feel like I'm going to cry when I think about it.

To know lick the dog lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left in the end.

However, Hou Fushun's luck was not bad, and he finally licked the beauty as he wished.

"Good guy, monkey, you are also awesome, the belief of licking the dog allows you to carry it out throughout, I Zhang admires it!!"

"And it's not easy for you to lick the dog ashore, congratulations!" Zhang Fan couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

Although Hou Fushun's girlfriend is a disabled person, listening to his description, it is estimated that he has worked hard enough to lick it in the past year.

Otherwise, how could it take a year to catch up with it in one go?

"Don't talk about me, let's talk about you, I haven't contacted you for a long time."

"How's your life going? Do you have a girlfriend? ”

"Moreover, I heard from other students that you are currently working as a cleaner at Taifu Restaurant, is this true?" Hou Fushun put the mobile phone in his pocket, and then asked with a surprised face.

He came to the No. 206 private room in the morning, so he didn't see Zhang Fan pushing the cleaning cart just now.

"I'm okay."

"I'm just here to eat."

"As for others saying that I'm a cleaner, I just want to say that it's all a misunderstanding, do you believe it or not?"

Zhang Fan explained with a smile.

It's really bad to be misunderstood.