Chapter 814: Where Did You Go To Fool Around?
Of course, this was just a joke with Hou Fushun, Zhang Fan didn't really try too hard.
He now has a survivor physical strength bonus of 5 points, and if he uses too much force, he may kill Hou Fushun on the spot.
"Haha, are you in a hurry?" Seeing this, Hou Fushun laughed and looked very happy.
"I'm anxious about your grandma!" Zhang Fan raised his hand and slapped him in the head again, making a crackling sound.
"Okay, I'm not kidding you, seriously, it's really not interesting for you to get a picture from the Internet."
"I understand, I understand, as a person who has come over, I can tell you very clearly, in fact, it is normal for you to have this kind of self-deceptive thoughts."
"I can't find a partner, so I pretend to be a beautiful picture from the Internet, I can completely understand it, and I used to do this kind of behavior a lot."
"If you really can't find a match, why don't I introduce you to one?"
"Actually, my cousin is still single, and she will graduate from college in two years, and I will introduce you to you when the time comes."
"We also know your family's economy, if you get along with my cousin, you must not rush to get married, it is not easy to get married now, the man must have a car, a house, a deposit, and more importantly, a stable job."
"Don't talk about others, just talk about me, I work in an electronics company, and I can only get about 5,000 yuan a month, although I don't earn too much, but at least it's a serious job, and I also have five insurances and one housing fund, and my life is guaranteed."
"For the house, my family gives a part of the down payment, and I am paying some of it myself, and I can almost take out a loan for a house in Dujiang City, a little closer to the suburbs."
"Seriously, it's too hard to marry a daughter-in-law now. If it weren't for the fact that my family's economic conditions were a little better, I guess my father-in-law wouldn't have agreed. ”
"I'm content, really! Being able to find such a good-looking daughter-in-law is simply a blessing from my previous life. ”
"Biaozi, you have to work harder, don't always immerse yourself in these virtual things on the Internet every day, these things on the Internet, you can't grasp them! Let's work hard, save money, and buy a house. ”
Hou Fushun was really anxious and anxious for Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan's family conditions, he is clear, since his parents died when he was a child, he grew up with relatives in the family, and he didn't have much money on him at all.
Although Zhang Fan is now handsome, he can't eat it as a meal, so it doesn't make any sense at all.
Besides, if you really go to be a little white face for other rich women, will people want you?
Of course not!
The little white face also has to be qualified, not only in terms of appearance, but also in terms of appearance, you also have to have enough brains and the ability to observe words and colors.
The university they went to was just an ordinary secondary school.
Zhang Fan knows how much ink can be in his stomach, he knows the roots.
Everyone is half a pound to a half.
That's it for the future in the future, if you want to have a bigger future, it is estimated that it will be very difficult, unless you take shit luck.
"P-map?" After listening to Hou Fushun's painstaking persuasion, Zhang Fan raised his head, revealing a touch of incredulity, and his eyes widened.
He wanted to say something to Hou Fushun, "Only you will use the p map to make excuses for yourself, do you think everyone is the same as you?" ”
But seeing Hou Fushun's sincere face, Zhang Fan finally sighed and didn't explain too much.
Because, he knew that no matter how he explained, maybe Hou Fushun would not believe it.
After all, when everyone goes to college, the starting line is the same.
To put it mildly, they are all poor dicks, who doesn't know who.
"Ahem, whatever you think, you asked so, then you don't have to look at my phone photos, right?" Zhang Fan smiled bitterly and said with a headache.
"Don't, the photos should be seen or have to be seen, as a man, who would say no to beautiful pictures?"
Hou Fushun smiled wickedly, extremely obscene, and Zhang Fan, who was watching it, couldn't help but slap him again.
"I didn't take many photos, just a few!" Zhang Fan opened the album, found a few photos with Jiang Xiaohua, and showed them to Hou Fushun to see.
These photos were taken not long ago when I was shopping together.
It's like a photo with Bai Chenxi and Ma Ling'er, but I haven't had time to take it yet.
"Wow, this picture is good, this little beauty is really cute, I feel like it."
"It's like a Lori girl, if her figure is a little kawaii, it's definitely more attractive." Hou Fushun looked at Jiang Xiaohua in the photo and showed a satisfied smile.
"Fuck off!" Zhang Fan snatched the mobile phone from Hou Fushun's hand, he was afraid that he would show the dead monkey again, and he probably didn't know what to say about Xiaohua.
He didn't want to hear anyone point fingers at his girlfriend, not even a buddy.
"It's so stingy, if you don't look at it, you won't watch it!"
"How can your picture be compared to a real beauty?"
"Hmm...... You're still an old virgin, aren't you? ”
"Haha, maybe you're really an old virgin!!" As if thinking of something, Hou Fushun looked at Zhang Fan with a mocking face, looked at Zhang Fan and laughed.
"I told you a long time ago, when I went to the street with us, if you had listened to us, you would have been a real man by now."
Hou Fushun remembered the night he graduated from college again, saying that he was taking Zhang Fan to go shopping in the style street to find a young lady, but Zhang Fan refused to go.
At that time, they died of laughter.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you, I'll tell you, the things in this Taifu restaurant are very expensive, after a while, let's eat hard, don't care about others, we'll eat ours, remember! Eat to death, the more we eat, the more we earn! Anyway, it's not us who pays! ”
"Do you know how much it costs to have a meal here?"
"I'll tell you, just one meal at this party tonight, at least 100,000 yuan!"
"Made, that's 100,000 yuan, I've been in class for so many years now, and I haven't saved enough 100,000 yuan on hand!"
Hou Fushun lowered his voice very low, and told Zhang Fan seriously.
Zhang Fan: "......"
Isn't it just a meal?
As for exaggeration?
Or eat it to death?
If I really want to hold you to death, I'm afraid that if you spread it, you will lose someone.
Look at your point!
"No, no, really not!"
Zhang Fan couldn't cry or laugh, and was completely lost his temper by Hou Fushun.
This monkey, when I met him in college, didn't have much discipline.
I really don't understand what his current girlfriend likes about him.
Just when Zhang Fan was talking to Hou Fushun, Hou Fushun's WeChat suddenly rang, as if someone had called him for a video.
"Shhhh Don't talk yet, my girlfriend is coming over on video! Hou Fushun winked at Zhang Fan and made a silent gesture.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Fan nodded silently and closed his mouth.
The video was connected, and in Hou Fushun's mobile phone screen, a beautiful woman with long hair appeared, she rubbed her eyes, yawned lazily, as if she had just woken up, and asked, "Shunshun, when are you going home?" ”
"Baby, I'm having a reunion with my classmates, and I guess I'll have to wait before I can go back!" Hou Fushun immediately changed his face, and hurriedly replied in an almost flattering tone, for fear that he would snub his beautiful girlfriend.
"Oh...... You go home early, and when you come back, let's go to the mall and buy something, and my dad said that he wants to chat with you in the evening and talk about the bride price. ”
The long-haired beauty yawned again and said.
"Okay, I see, baby, you're at a break, I'll drive to pick you up when the party is over!"
“mua!” Hou Fushun kissed the mobile phone screen, and hung up the phone reluctantly.
After hanging up the phone, he grabbed his hair bitterly and looked sad.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Fan asked puzzled.
"My father-in-law wants to talk to me about the bride price at night."
"The last time I went to his house, he mentioned it to me."
"I thought it would be a while, but I didn't expect to come and inform me so soon."
"The bride price, it's a lot of money, I bought a house, I bought a car, and now it's a bride price, Made, ask me for 180,000, my family can't take out that much money now."
"I have to borrow money everywhere."
"Biaozi, do you still have money in your hands? Lend me two thousand, and I'll pay you back when I get back!" ”
"Anyway, let me fool my father-in-law here!" Hou Fushun looked at Zhang Fan and cast a look at him for help.
"Two thousand? Is 2,000 enough? Zhang Fan asked with a smile.
He still has tens of thousands of yuan in his bank card, and it's okay to eat and drink, but if he wants to lend Hou Fushun more, it is estimated that he can use fractional points to exchange banknotes.
"I'll give you 10,000 first, you take it first for emergencies, if it's not enough...... I can't help it. Zhang Fan thought about it, but he still didn't want to use fractional points to exchange banknotes.
He doesn't have many points, and once he redeems the money, it is estimated that there is a high probability that he will not be able to stop the car.
With one, there are many.
"Wocao, 10,000? Are you so rich? ”
"That's 10,000, that's not a small amount!" Hou Fushun couldn't help but exclaim.
For him, 10,000 yuan has to work tirelessly for two months to get it.
"It's okay!" Zhang Fan smiled.
"I'll transfer it to you on WeChat, you will receive it later, and you will pay me back when you have money." Zhang Fan opened WeChat, found Hou Fushun's WeChat friend, and wanted to transfer 10,000 yuan to him.
Just as he was about to enter the payment password, suddenly, a video pop-up box popped up inexplicably.
Looking closely, Zhang Fan found that it was Jiang Xiaohua calling.
"Someone sent you a video!" Hou Fushun turned his face over, and when he saw that someone had called Zhang Fan for a video, he couldn't help reminding.
"Is this your friend?" Hou Fushun swallowed his saliva and asked suspiciously.
"My girlfriend, to be exact!" Zhang Fan smiled, didn't explain too much, and turned on the video.
The moment the video was connected, Jiang Xiaohua's appearance appeared from it.
At this time, Jiang Xiaohua was holding a huge chicken leg in her hand and eating it in a big gulp.
She ate so greasy that her cheeks were about to burst.
"Little Fanzi...... Where did you go? Why don't you come to eat yet?! ”
Jiang Xiaohua swallowed the food in her mouth, tilted her little head, and asked angrily.