Chapter 120: Performance Art
Although the physical fitness of a cultivator is far beyond that of ordinary people, after all, he is also a human being, and if he eats such a spicy pill at once, his stomach can't accept it, and he will have stomach trouble!
There was no time to fetch well water, Xie Changhai clamped his legs and reluctantly walked towards the latrine.
As soon as he took a step, a surging wave of stool slammed into his chrysanthemum door, almost squirting out in the next second.
"Poof......" He couldn't help but burst out with a long fart, and he couldn't care about face anymore, so he ran to the toilet!
Xie Changhai rushed to the toilet like a fly, found a pit and squatted, and after a period of exuberance, his stomach finally felt a little more comfortable, but he immediately found another embarrassing thing - he didn't bring paper!
"Senior Brother Fang......"
"Senior Brother Fang, can you hand me some paper?"
"Senior Brother Fang, are you here?"
Xie Changhai called for a while, but no one answered him, and Fang Feiyang seemed to have left.
And he squatted for a long time, only to feel that his legs changed from sour to swollen, from swollen to numb, and he actually felt a hot pain at the chrysanthemum gate, and he couldn't bear it anymore.
At this time, he also knew that today was the other party's way, so he was ruthless, and took off his underwear to solve it!
As soon as I got up, there was a pain in my abdomen like a knife, and I squatted down busily, and once again pulled out a big bubble of filth, this time I didn't even have underwear, but fortunately there were two socks, although it was a little small, but the province was barely enough!
"Don't come for the third time!" Xie Changhai prayed countless times in his heart, then he stood up carefully, opened the door of the toilet, and just walked out two steps, there was a feeling of ten thousand horses galloping in his belly, so he had to run back and squat.
After using up his underwear and two socks, he had to pin his only hope on his outer robe.
"The hem of the robe is quite long, a little less should not be seen by others!" Xie Changhai comforted himself, ruthlessly, and tore off the hem of the robe with all his might.
The strong man broke his wrist, what he wanted was this kind of courage and determination, but it was a pity that he underestimated the side effects of this Dragon Elephant Pill.
Such a strong spicy taste and stimulation is even a dog and bear eating it, and don't even think about standing up if you don't pull it a dozen times.
As a result, the robe became short-sleeved...... The short sleeves turned into a vest......
By the time Xie Changhai finally felt that his stomach was empty and he couldn't pull out a single slight, the vest had already turned into a belly pocket......
If you really wear a belly pocket and go out, then you won't have to mix in the Yunhai Immortal Sect in the future.
Xie Changhai was ruthless, covered the key parts with his belly pocket, and ran out of the toilet with his bare buttocks......
At this moment, the sun has set, and the night is gradually enveloping the entire Longji Peak, Xie Changhai bowed his head and walked quickly, holding a trace of luck in his heart, if he is lucky, no one should be able to see him!
However, as soon as he took a few steps, he heard Fei Yang shouting in a loud voice behind him: "Come and see, Senior Brother Xie has the courage to try performance art, running naked on the street, and his figure is very good!"
Before he could finish speaking, there was a sound of doors opening and windows being pushed around, and several voices shouted at the same time: "Where?
Xie Changhai stumbled, almost didn't hit the wall, glanced back resentfully, and ran towards the forest with his head in his hands......
A display of alchemy not only helped Fang Feiyang break through the bottleneck, but also spread his reputation throughout the entire Yunhai Immortal Sect!
When mentioning him now, the first thing that comes to people's minds is that he broke through to the Soul Warrior Realm within three months of entry, followed by the fact that he had set a record for the Soul Disciple Realm to break through the Heavenly Tower, and the third was his unbridled creativity in refining medicine!
It is said that there are many female disciples who fall in love after hearing about Fang Feiyang's brilliant deeds, and some of them are even bold enough to find various excuses to run to Longji Peak, just to see the true face!
And Xie Changhai became the laughing stock of the entire Yunhai Immortal Sect, making a perfect foil for Fang Feiyang.
It is said that for a long time after the streaking incident, Xie Changhai was in retreat at Frost Fire Peak, and he had no face to see outsiders!
However, these things were not Fang Feiyang's concern, after breaking through the bottleneck, he went back to his room and started the retreat again!
Since Liu Yinxian promised to help him go to Elder Feng Taishang to treat Sister Qinglian's injuries, he must not break his promise, and a big stone in Fang Feiyang's heart fell to the ground, and he suddenly felt a lot more relaxed!
Just broke through the bottleneck, take this opportunity to consolidate the realm!
So, Fang Feiyang's retreat was more than ten days, if Shang Yunxiao hadn't come to him, he might have been able to stay in retreat like this!
"You kid, you didn't expect me to go out to do something, and you actually broke through the bottleneck?" Shang Yunxiao immediately praised when he saw him.
Looking at Shang Yunxiao's dusty look, it was obvious that he had just come back from a long trip, no wonder he didn't see him at Liu Yin's promotion ceremony last time!
Fang Feiyang then asked, "Senior Brother Shang, why did you go?"
"Hey, it's hard to say!" Shang Yunxiao shook his head and changed the topic: "I heard that you made a big splash two days ago?"
Since Shang Yunxiao didn't want to say it, Fang Feiyang naturally wouldn't be reluctant, and said with a smile: "That's all forced by bottlenecks, in fact, I don't want to be in the limelight!"
"Don't be modest, as soon as I came back, I heard from several senior sisters and sisters, all of whom praised you for your outstanding cultivation talent and unbridled creativity in refining medicine, and several of them were very excited!" Shang Yunxiao laughed.
Even though Fang Feiyang's face was thick enough, he was still praised by him and blushed, Senior Brother is really, how can he always tell the truth!
"By the way, have you been to the Heavenly Tower these days?" Shang Yunxiao suddenly asked.
"No!" Fang Feiyang was asked by him for a moment, and then he remembered that he had been in retreat for too long, and it was already a new month!
"Haha, I guess there's another good show!" Shang Yunxiao said endlessly.
"Senior Brother Shang, what do you mean?" Fang Feiyang didn't understand his words and asked.
However, Shang Yunxiao refused to say more, just said that he had something to do, and then left!
Looking at his expression when he left, that smile was full of urgency.
As soon as he said this, Fang Feiyang's curiosity was also aroused, and he immediately packed up and set off to Babel Tower!
I don't know if it's a coincidence, when Fang Feiyang went, there was no one in the Tower of Babel, only Elder Lu Chenzhao at the door, sitting there alone and drowsy!
Fang Feiyang said hello to Elder Lu, and began to break into the tower alone.
After breaking through the bottleneck and upgrading to a first-level soul warrior, Fang Feiyang's soul power has increased significantly, and during this period of retreat, he has gained a lot of new understandings!
This time, the speed of breaking into the tower is much faster than last month, especially in the humanoid puppet boss, last time it took a hard fight to pass the level, but this time it is relatively easy!
It's a pity that when he reached the sixth level of the water element, Fang Feiyang was still in trouble!
His fire technique and swordsmanship were naturally restrained by the water element, and although Douzi could restrain the water element, after all, his cultivation was still low, and he was exhausted after a few breaths of cold air!
(Tianjin)