Chapter 854: My Mom and Dad Are Fighting.
"I'll tell you the truth, Ling'er's mother was so terrifying that she once kicked her four or five meters away."
"Four or five meters away, you should know what the concept is, it's that far away." As he spoke, Ma Tianzheng made a rough gesture with both hands.
Seeing this scene, a touch of strangeness appeared in Zhang Fan's eyes, and he suddenly felt a little distressed about Ma Tianzheng. It turns out that after so many years, my uncle has not had an easy time.
In the past few days that he and Ma Ling'er have only been together, they don't know how many feet they have been kicked, and there are shoe prints all over their bodies.
Presumably my uncle has been beaten up for so many years, maybe if he accidentally speaks a little louder, he may be kicked and beaten by Ma Xiaocui.
"Uncle, you are a hero, I really admire you." After a long time, Zhang Fan held back such a sentence, and admired Ma Tianzheng from the bottom of his heart.
After so many years of beating, I'm afraid that the resistance is full.
"After so many years, someone can finally understand my difficulty." Ma Tianzheng was very pleased, and handed Zhang Fan a grilled mutton skewer.
This time, the lamb skewer was even more black and hard, as if it was burnt. Seeing this, Zhang Fan's face changed, and he hurriedly coughed twice, immediately pushed it back, and said with a sincere expression: "No, uncle, you are an elder, this lamb skewer should be eaten by you." Ma Tianzheng: "......"
"Little brother Zhang Fan, I found that you are becoming more and more appetizing to me, you hurry up and marry my family Ling'er, and when the time comes, let's worship the son." Ma Tianzheng took a bite of the mutton skewer and said with a touched face.
Zhang Fan: "??? "What does this mean? Married, bye? Isn't that the right place to call your father-in-law?
How did they become brothers again? Do you make me laugh? Father-in-law, big brother?
"Mother-in-law...... Ah......h My aunt hated me very much, and she talked to me before and asked me to break up with Ling'er. Zhang Fan's mouth was bald again, and he almost said the wrong thing, but fortunately he reacted quickly, and the conversation was hurriedly reversed.
"Don't listen to her, Xianxu, you don't know, when I first fell in love with your aunt, I was chased and beaten by my mother-in-law with a broom, all over the world, saying that the cabbage made the pig arch, and she was so angry."
"If it weren't for my father-in-law standing behind me and supporting me, the two of us would definitely not be able to be together."
"Don't worry, my mother-in-law doesn't like me either, it's okay, it's okay, I can understand your situation."
"I'm rooting for you together."
"Your kid is much better than Xu Wu's goods, I want to give him two ear scrapers when I look at that goods."
"That'...... Thank you uncle. Seeing that Ma Tianzheng was talking so seriously, Zhang Fan nodded silently and thanked him.
"Is it still called uncle? You should call me father-in-law! Ma Tianzheng grinned and said with a smile.
Zhang Fan: "......" nest grass! Is it so straightforward? Good fellow, this father-in-law...... Ahem, this uncle is really open-minded.
Ma Tianzheng laughed loudly, helplessly, Zhang Fan had no choice but to laugh together. It's just that......
"What are you laughing at me? It's noisy, and you don't want people to watch a video? If you smile for a day, you will know how to laugh. Sick of it! Ma Xiaocui's cold voice suddenly sounded, as if it was because Ma Tianzheng laughed too loudly, which affected her watching the short video.
At this moment, the smile on Ma Tianzheng's face suddenly froze, cold sweat overflowed on his forehead, and before he could explain, the next second, a pink slipper flew from mid-air and smashed directly on his head, knocking him on the head.
"Uncle, it doesn't matter to you." Seeing this scene, Zhang Fan hurriedly stepped forward to help.
"I'm okay, you rest first, I'll go to the kitchen and get a bottle of soy sauce." Ma Tianzheng didn't dare to look at Zhang Fan, hurriedly touched the cold sweat on his forehead, and ran away as if he was running away.
Zhang Fan: "......" wife is strict to this extent? Uncle, you can't be trusted.
This meal was very depressing, and Ma Tianzheng only cared about burying his head in the whole meal, and he didn't dare to come out. Only Ma Ling'er and Ma Xiaocui talked and laughed.
When Zhang Fan saw Ma Tianzheng's cowardice, he naturally didn't dare to speak. About an hour passed before the meal was finally over.
Without waiting for Ma Xiaocui to speak, Ma Tianzheng stood up directly, smiled, and quickly cleaned up. From his face, Zhang Fan saw two words.
That's it..... Lowly. Could it be that the former uncle is also a licking dog, right? How could it be so humble?
Zhang Fan swallowed his saliva and wanted to ask, but when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them again.
Forget it, it's still not dead. At least depending on the uncle's attitude, it should still be on his side.
All in all, it's a good thing. After dinner, Zhang Fan returned to his room. I looked at the time and found that it was already 11 o'clock in the evening.
This meal was really eaten for a long time. Zhang Fan extinguished the light, covered the quilt, and began to sleep.
After about an hour of sleep, the door was opened. The slight sound of the door opening woke Zhang Fan from his sleep, and when he got up from the bed, he found that it was Ma Ling'er.
At this time, she was carrying a food bag in her hand, and she didn't know what it contained.
"Ling'er, why did you come to me so late when you didn't sleep?" Zhang Fan yawned and asked in surprise.
"No, I'm just here to talk to you, and my mom and dad are fighting in the house, and I live next door and can't sleep at all, so I can only come to you." Ma Ling'er put the food bag on the table and smiled helplessly.
"Huh? Auntie, uncle, they started fighting again? Shall we go to the persuasion fight? Hearing this, Zhang Fan couldn't help but sigh that the two of them were so energetic, they had tossed all day, and they could still be so lively at night.
"Poof." But as soon as Zhang Fan said this, Ma Ling'er burst out laughing.
"I'm talking about fighting, it's the two of them rolling the sheets. It sounds so awkward to me, they probably forgot that I was in the next room. Ma Ling'er's face was a little embarrassed, as if listening to her parents
"Fighting" made her a little uncomfortable. Zhang Fan: "......"
"Ahem, I see, I thought they were really fighting again." Zhang Fan coughed dryly twice, and lowered his head in embarrassment.
It's really embarrassing that you can still encounter such a thing.
"Come on, let's drink." Ma Ling'er tore open the food bag, took out two bottles of liquor, and four or five bottles of beer, and put them on the table with a bang.
"Aren't you here for Auntie? How can you drink alcohol? Zhang Fan frowned lightly and asked with concern.
"I'll tease you, I came to my aunt at the beginning of every month, and now it's almost the middle of the month, and my aunt has left early." Ma Ling'er opened the liquor, poured a glass for Zhang Fan and said with a smile.
"Uh...... All right. ”
"I'm probably not as good as you." Zhang Fan took the liquor, took a sip gently, and suddenly stuck out his tongue in a spicy way.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, it's a shame that a big man can't even drink a single wine!!" Seeing this, Ma Ling'er couldn't help laughing and looked very cheerful.