Chapter 37: The Ugly Palace Maiden
Ugly palace maid
"She's crazy, take dog blood!" King Ning commanded the eunuch to spill the hot black dog's blood.
Rao is Tian Yunyun reacted quickly, and her skirt was also splashed with dog blood.
The original body had just been washed and ready to be sent to the nobles, and it was soaked in the blood of a black dog, and it was so dirty that it couldn't be dirtier anymore.
It's the kid in front of him who has repeatedly found trouble with Aunt Tian.
Throwing stones at her and pouring water at her to prevent her from eating because she was ugly.
The original body was so angry that it ascended to heaven on the spot, and Tian Yunyun crossed over.
The system is being hunted down by the Lord God, who is afraid that the host will give up on himself.
[10009: Host, take care!] Wait for me. ]
Feeling the murderous aura of the Lord God, the system quickly cut off the connection.
Tian Yunyun didn't have time to scold the system yet.
What kind of sin has been created, and we must clean up this mess.
How to settle the discerning nobles?
Hitting a juvenile offense.
Tian Yunyun clenched her fists, this is not the era of the rule of law.
She sneered and walked towards the stinky boy.
The two eunuchs puffed up their chests and shouted in unison: "Bold palace maid, dare to despise King Ning for your offense." ”
Tian Yunyun's legs were weak, and she was crowned king at a few years old.
King Ning raised his chin and looked at the palace maid who was taller than him and snorted coldly: "Catch her and swell her mouth for me." ”
Tian Yunyun turned around and ran, she just wanted to die happily and start a new game.
But Xiao Wangba doesn't want to!
commanded more than a dozen palace maids and eunuchs to arrest her.
Tian Yunyun climbed onto the rockery and gasped, "What kind of hero is a good man to bully more and less?" ”
King Ning: "I changed my mind, poisoned her dumb, and then gave it to Brother Shen to feed the dog." ”
That prudent thing isn't a good thing either.
Tian Yunyun regretted that her intestines were blue.
I was careless in my last life, and I finally waited until I was happy and died.
This is Hell Mode!
Fortunately, this body is fat and strong, and the palace maid eunuch like bean sprouts is not her opponent.
Tian Yunyun pushed away the palace maid who was blocking the way in front of her and ran towards the lotus pond.
When the people behind came after him, he pushed them down.
Just do it, Tian Yunyun pushed the one in front.
The trail all fell into the water.
King Ning, who didn't have a helper, turned around and ran, turned around and grimaced, "Slightly~"
Tian Yunyun crossed her waist and sneered.
Suddenly, I saw the nobleman's personal palace maid coming this way.
Tian Yunyun quickly turned around and ran away.
She took a detour back and picked up the stained pink silk dress.
The silk skirt, which is as thin as a cicada's wings, can't be rubbed hard at all.
Tian Yunyun found salt and soaked it in cold water. I also washed it three times with a handful of large alkali.
Fortunately, the Huanyi Bureau is fully prepared.
Looking at the light, there is always a little bit of unwashed skirt.
Tian Yunyun ironed the latte iron, folded it and put it in the tray.
Slowly walked to the nobleman's bedroom, and when it was dark, he couldn't see clearly.
She pinched a large handful of flowers and put them under the silk skirt.
The nobleman's personal palace maid picked him up outside the dormitory and asked, "Why is it so late?" ”
Tian Yunyun: "I want to smoke incense on the clothes of the nobles." ”
The personal palace maid sniffed and nodded with satisfaction, "Go down and receive the reward!" ”
Your Excellency is in a good mood tonight.
The tip is two golden beans.
I heard that the emperor went to the palace of the nobles at night.
Tian Yunyun walked to the house where she lived, and heard the palace maid's sour words from time to time.
Wake up!
Don't expect anything that doesn't belong to you.
Tian Yunyun pushed open the door and saw a small bedroom of her own.
There are beds, tables and chairs, and places to take a shower.
As a senior palace maid, her life is much better than that of most palace maids.
There are three taels of silver per month.
When it comes to the day of leaving the palace, you can lie flat with the small treasury you have saved.
Tian Yunyun was very satisfied, and hummed a little song comfortably.
Such a simple life is much more comfortable than worrying about the livelihood of so many people all day long.
The premise is that there is no trouble with King Ning's little bastard.
She robbed the nobleman's pulp washing work in order to earn a few more taels of silver, and was almost messed up by him.
Three days of troublemaking, no food and beating people.
Tian Yunyun silently thought in her heart: He can't be beaten if he wasn't born by me, even if he was born by me, he can't be beaten, he is already King Ning, and he wants dignity.
She put away the two golden beans and took out a piece of broken silver.
I plan to mend my wounded heart.
I found an old acquaintance and exchanged two chickens and three eggs and went straight to the cold palace.
Familiar with the way into a deserted yard.
One-man tall weeds just act as cover.
Set up the wood and start roasting.
Tian Yunyun pulled out the jars and jars from under the eaves, and smeared oil and seasonings on the plucked chickens.
The time is short, and it will be eaten.
"This chicken doesn't know what to eat and grows up, it's so fragrant!" Ignoring the hot mouth, she quickly ate a chicken leg and chicken wings.
Feeling full, she continued to eat.
No wonder I subconsciously bought two, I have such a big appetite.
Tian Yunyun sighed, it's easy to eat yourself poor, let's start losing weight next time!
"Who's there?"
A shrill voice screamed, and then the courtyard door slammed.
The eunuch bent down respectfully, "King Ning, please!" ”
King Ning looked at the grass taller than him with disgust, "Cut it." ”
Dog-legged gone.
By the time she finished cutting the grass in the yard, Tian Yunyun had already slipped away.
She folded the wicker, peeled off the skin, and picked her teeth.
Sitting on the courtyard wall and hiccups.
She saw the palace gate due south.
"Got you." The dog leg jumped up and shouted excitedly at Tian Yunyun's back.
Tian Yunyun felt that it was going to be bad when she heard the footsteps.
She turned back slowly, "It's not good to look at the scenery!" What house rule did I break? ”
Doglegs: "Bold, dare to be rude to the prince." ”
Tian Yunyun: "You are the prince??? ”
The old man who jumped on the dog's legs: "Bold, dare to despise the prince." ”
King Ning, who was blocked by the palace people: "Shut up!" ”
Doglegs: "Shut up, be careful that the prince will punish you." ”
Tian Yunyun sneered in her heart, it turned out that King Ning was provoking her to find her.
King Ning: "Ergouzi, shut up." ”
The dog's legs shrunk his neck and hid behind the palace people.
King Ning raised his neck and made a straight face: "You just talk to me like this?" ”
Tian Yunyun slid down from the wall flexibly and saluted with a look in her eyes.
"This king will give you another chance."
"I'm not guilty." Tian Yunyun is calm on the outside, but she is the same on the inside.
The dog leg jumped out again, "Since you bought two chickens, the prince has followed." ”
Tian Yunyun whispered, "Shall I divide half of your line?" Add another egg. ”
There's no way around that, that's all there is left.
King Ning: "My mother said that good-looking women will lie." ”
Are you blind? Are you blind or am I blind? What does a good-looking woman have to do with me?
Tian Yunyun didn't dare to say this to her face, "His Royal Highness King Ning, if you want to eat, I'll please." My craft is not bad. ”
"It's not that I want to eat, it's that you want to please me." King Ning was very hard-mouthed.
Tian Yunyun immediately went to borrow two chickens and a pound of mutton.
Spread the honey seasoning and start baking.
The fragrance wafted out dozens of meters away in the cold palace courtyard.
Tian Yunyun squatted in front of the fire and handed a skewer of grilled mutton to King Ning.
King Ning: "I also want to add spicy." ”
Tian Yunyun turned the roast chicken, "Children will cry spicily." ”
King Ning's face was swollen like a pufferfish.
Tian Yunyun: "Okay, good, plus." ”
Perfunctory sprinkled with a layer of chili powder and handed over again.
Before he let go, he was robbed.
Dogleg squatted outside the courtyard and glanced back, "Why do you want to eat in the cold palace?" Why squat? ”
The palace maid shook her head: "You don't understand!" ”
His Highness has not eaten anything, and he wants someone to accompany him.
Who would dare to accompany King Ning to mess around.
After eating, the relationship between the two changed drastically.
Tian Yunyun stretched out her hand and rubbed King Ning's fine and soft hair, he was not angry.
The palace maids and eunuchs gasped.
This ugly palace maid dared to do this to His Highness, but His Highness didn't want to fight or kill.
All the palace people admired Tian Yunyun so much that they threw themselves to the ground.
Except for the dogleg who is crazy with jealousy.
The next day, King Ning asked Tian Yunyun to tell him to wait for him in the old place.
The dogleg volunteered to spread the word.
When King Ning saw the empty courtyard of the cold palace, he was furious.
Take someone to block Tian Yunyun.
Without the slightest precaution, all the washed clothes were torn into strips of cloth by the dog's legs.
Tian Yunyun smiled and froze on her face, angry and angry.
"You're provoking again?" She quickly calmed down and pointed to the dog's legs.
Dogleg: "You're bold! ”
King Ning: "That's enough! I shouldn't have trusted you and killed her. ”
Tian Yunyun: "You are sick!" ”
Come on! It's better to kill with one move.
Tian Yunyun released the water, but several palace maids still couldn't pull her down, so she could only hold her arm.
The dogleg screamed and rushed over and punched her in the face.
Tian Yunyun instinctively raised her foot and kicked it, and the dog's leg flew out upside down and fell.
With a single blow, all the people in the Gang Palace were put down and chased after King Ning.
King Ning turned around and said cruelly as he ran, "Ugly palace maid, I want people to beat you to death." ”
He slipped and fell into the lotus pond.
King Ning struggled with his hands.
Tian Yunyun squatted on the shore and stretched out her hand to him.
"Grunt." King Ning choked a few mouthfuls of water, "You dare to grunt." ”
Tian Yunyun: "Goodbye, little trash!" ”
It's so bad, even if you really miss the appointment, you will be killed, so you can taste the taste of dying.
Tian Yunyun lifted his back collar and sighed a few times.
"I want my father to cut off your head."
"Yo Yo Yo, call the parents." Tian Yunyun lifted him up and put him on the ground, and swaggered away.
King Ning, who had suffered a loss, got up from the ground, pulled out a wooden stick from the tree and chased after him.
Hearing a strange voice in her ears, Tian Yunyun had a bad premonition.
She quickly glanced back, and there was a honeycomb on top of the stick that the little trash was holding.
He was clearly not aware of the danger.
Tian Yunyun took off her coat and put a bag on her head, running out of the speed of the race.
Behind him, there was the screaming and crying of King Ning.
Tian Yunyun gritted her teeth and turned around and ran back.
King Ning cried and laughed when he saw her.
"Stupid!" Fortunately, it was a bee, and Tian Yunyun kicked him into the lotus pond.
snatched the stick from his hand and thrust it into the mud.
After driving away the bees, he rescued King Ning.
The people in King Ning's palace ran over quickly and carried him away.
Everyone didn't seem to see Tian Yunyun, and she didn't even react when she kicked the dog's legs into the pool.
The more Tian Yunyun thought about it after she went back, the more worried she became, and King Ning would find her to take revenge.
Impulsiveness is the devil.
She used a tablecloth to put up the teacups, teapots, and bowls, and shouted twice, but the system did not respond.
She had to put it on her shoulder, and prepared to run away with all her possessions.
was about to climb over the wall, and suddenly remembered that the system was gone, and she didn't have to go through the plot and maintain the character design.
And her status as a palace maid is about to expire.
Today happens to be the day of leaving the palace.
The original body had already been approved by an old acquaintance, and it happened to be cheaper for her.
Tian Yunyun lined up to leave the palace with her luggage on her back.
The guards and eunuchs only glanced at her and waved their hands in disgust.
"Go, go! The masters have suffered! ”
Tian Yunyun's heart:!
With a kind smile, he walked quickly.
I'm here for retirement life!
It's been a little weird.
In the next second, a shout came from behind him: "Stop! ”
Whether you call yourself or not, it's better to run first.
Tian Yunyun ran in front, and a group of people chased behind.