Many directors have procrastination, not to mention the king of sunglasses, and the same is true for Ning Hao.

Unknowingly, nearly a month has passed, and half of April has passed, and "People in Embarrassment" has officially started, and Li Qing still didn't wait for Ning Hao's notice to join the group.

As a small-budget movie, "People in Embarrassment" did not hold a launch conference, but just set off a series of artillery battles, and started the film silently in Jiangcheng.

Summer filming and winter filming, winter filming and summer filming, this is a common thing.

Li Qing was wearing a thick military coat, a thunder cap, and a black and white striped scarf, even if it was late spring at this time, the temperature in Jiangcheng was not high, but he still sweated after a while.

As for Jing Tian, wrapped in a down jacket, bloated like a fat doll, not too hot, still jumping around.

Li Qing pulled her helplessly: "You rest for a while, aren't you hot?" ”

"It's hot!" Jing Tianxiao's face flushed, he bumped into Li Qing's arms, and reached out to pinch his face, "But I'm happy, I haven't filmed for a long time!" ”

While the two were talking, Yang Qing shouted with a loudspeaker: "Qingzi, Tiantian, ready!" ”

"Wait a minute!" Xu Zheng actually had hair at this time, wearing a dumpling coat, wearing a pair of gold-wire glasses, and a sven scum temperament, he looked at Li Qing and Jing Tian, and hurriedly said, "What about the makeup artist!" Touch up their makeup! The makeup is all spent! ”

Busy, noisy.

After another long time, filming finally officially started.

There was a lot of bustle in the waiting hall.

Li Qing looked at this grass platform team, and always felt a little unreliable, but at this time, he could only do his best to obey the fate of heaven.

"I said, I'm going crazy, he bought me a hard seat! What? It's so noisy I can't hear it! What? Alas, are there many people? Oh my God, do you know what Spring Festival is? Come, I'll hear it for you! ”

I have to admit that Xu Zheng has some funny talent in him, I don't know if it is the sequelae of Zhu Bajie, as long as he opens his mouth Li Qing wants to laugh, the more serious he is, the more Li Qing wants to laugh.

Xu Zheng shook his mobile phone from left to right, and Li Qing walked over.

As soon as Xu Zheng raised his head, Li Qing smiled condescendingly, showing a mouthful of white teeth, and then sat beside him familiarly.

"Hey, I'll call you right away."

As soon as Xu Zheng hung up the phone, Jing Tian also jumped over and sandwiched him in the middle with Li Qing.

"Boss, the mobile phone is very fashionable! How much did you buy it? Maybe it's because she hasn't filmed for a long time, Jing Tian always has a kind of excitement, so her voice is very light, which makes people feel very pleasant to listen to.

Xu Zheng's impatience was forcefully suppressed: "What's wrong?" ”

Jing Tian was indeed fat under Li Qing's feeding during the New Year, and his little face looked fleshy, and he smiled and revealed two small pear nests, which were cute: "Copycat, right?" Do you want to get a new one? Or buy another one? ”

Li Qing got up instantly when he heard this, and opened his coat with both hands, which was lined with mobile phones.

Xu Zheng was taken aback by Li Qing's movements, and when he came back to his senses, he looked at Jing Tian beside him, who was still pointing at his mobile phone with excitement on his face, without saying anything, and got up to leave.

"Alas, it's almost at the zoo!"

Behind them, Li Qing and Jing Tian looked at each other and smiled.

……

"That's it, huh? It's so unenjoyable! Jing Tian got out of the play, and as soon as he took off his down jacket, he chattered and complained.

Li Qing wiped his sweat with a towel and said with a smile: "Jingda Production, the whole group has to listen to you, it's not enough for you to toss?" ”

"You little actor, come here, let this producer kiss!" Jing Tian jumped and hugged Li Qing's neck, and his two long legs were coiled around Li Qing's body, and they both kissed him with their mouths.

"Jing Xiaotian, you actually engage in such a set of unspoken rules? Is I, Li Xiaoqing, that kind of person? ”

"Hee-hee, aren't you?"

Li Qing smiled and put her head against hers: "Am I?" ”

Jing Tian rubbed the tip of his nose and smiled, "Aren't you?" ”

"Well, I am." Li Qing gave in in at once, tilted his head slightly and took her cherry lips.

At this time, the door of the dressing room suddenly opened, and Jing Tian's assistant Qingqing saw this scene as soon as he walked in.

She screamed and ran out: "Ah, I didn't see anything! ”

"Close the door for me, hey!" Jing Tian shouted angrily.

Li Qing smiled and kissed her: "Jing Xiaotian, you won't blush now!" ”

Jing Tian raised his chin: "Hmph! Why blush? ”

Li Qing: "......"

……

On April 20, Li Qing finally received a call from Ning Hao.

After saying goodbye to Jing Xiaotian, he went to Shanshan in Western Xinjiang.

It is bordered by Hami in the east and the Tianshan Mountains in the north, and has a desolate and spacious atmosphere.

Li Qing looked at the blood-red sun hanging in the sky, smacked his lips, and missed a sentence very much: "Yellow sand wears gold armor in a hundred battles, and Loulan will not be returned if it is not broken!" ”

Yes, Shanshan is Loulan.

The skies here are all pale blue.

"Kiyoko! You're finally here! ”

After more than a month, Li Qing saw Huang Bo again.

This guy shaved a big bald scoop, his face was full of traces of wind and sand, and his lips were skinned, and when he saw Li Qing, he grabbed his arm when he saw his relatives: "Qingzi, do you have a snack?" Meat? Is there any meat? ”

"......" Li Qing was a little speechless, "Brother Bo, what have you been through?" How is it the same as being plagued? ”

"Don't mention it!" Huang Bo directly burst into a foul mouth, "Paralyzed, Ning Hao, that brute, even if you kill pigs, he really threw us into this no-man's land for a month." Brother, do you know how my brother came here? The all-day clear somen noodles are so special that there are no oil stars at all! ”

Li Qing wanted to laugh and held back, and reached out to rummage through his bag: "Wait, Jing Xiaotian packed me with a lot of snacks." I'll look for it. ”

"Chicken legs!" Huang Bo's eyes lit up, "Qing, brother is not polite to you!" ”

"You eat, don't you have diarrhea if you make it like this?"

Huang Bogang took a bite, paused when he heard the action of chewing, and continued to eat fragrantly in the next second: "Whatever, let's talk about it." I'm dying of hunger! ”

Li Qing took out all the snacks in the bag and gave them to Baduo and Wang Shuangbao, these two played the driver of a big truck in the movie, and they had a rivalry with Li Qing, and after chatting, they learned that these two people were also thrown by Ning Hao in a no-man's land and drove a big truck for a month.

Thinking that he had fished in the law firm for three days and dried nets for two days, in addition to losing ten pounds of weight, he almost didn't suffer any crimes, and he was quite weak for a while.

It was also at this time that Li Qing knew why Ning Hao stayed in Shanshan Town and let him come to this remote place where birds don't lay eggs to pick up people.

This guy, others don't know, Huang Bo's resentment is about to soar.

The crew accompanying the crew was packing up Huang Bo's tent and household garbage.

After the collection was completed, the group returned to Shanshan.

At the door of the hotel, Ning Hao was already waiting with a smile on his face.

As soon as he got out of the car, he immediately grabbed Huang Bo's neck and muttered in a low voice: "Save some face, delicious food and drink have been arranged!" ”

Huang Bo held back a sentence for a long time: "Your uncle!" ”

The first thing those people did was not to eat, but to find a bathhouse and rub it hard.

At dinner, the main creators of the crew finally gathered.

In addition to Huang Bo, Baduo, and Wang Shuangbao that Li Qing has already seen, there are also Duobujie who plays the poacher, Yang Xinming who plays the owner of the gas station, Guo Hong, the proprietress Guo Hong, the mute son Wang Pei, and Yu Nan.

Li Qing didn't know what they had been through in the past month, but he suddenly found that when he sat among them, he felt out of place.

It's as if their group of talents are the same kind, and they have melted the loneliness and desolation that belong to this sky into their bones, vicissitudes and indifference, like a silent crater.

Li Qing looked at Ning Hao, this guy hadn't eaten, he was touching his chin and looking at the group of actors, his eyes were very similar to a farmer's uncle who saw a piece of yellow, orange and orange wheat, and the joy of the harvest made him show his white teeth with joy.

Grass!

Li Qing also wanted to explode his foul language, he originally felt that he had not suffered these crimes, and he was still a little weak and ashamed.

But at this time, there is an inexplicable grievance that this group of people actually doesn't play with themselves.

Made, they are all perverts, but Lao Tzu is not alone, how can this be done?

"Bao, I'm isolated!"

Li Qing looked at the dark blue night sky, the cold wind was a little biting, he wrapped his clothes, and continued to hold his mobile phone to complain to Jing Tian, "They are a bunch of perverts, they don't even vomit the bones when they gnaw on a chicken leg!" And there is really murder in their eyes! I got goosebumps when I was stared at by Brother Bo......"

"Dongdong, Dongdong!"

Li Qing heard the knock on the door and paused: "Bao, wait a minute, someone is knocking on the door." ”

He walked to the door, glanced at the cat's eyes, and shouted through the door: "Brother Bo, I'm asleep, what are you doing?" ”

"You open the door, Qingzi, the heating in my house is not heated, let's get together for one night."

"No, I like to sleep naked! Brother Bo, you go to the director! ”

"You open the door first, let's talk for a while!"

Li Qing thought about it and opened the door.

Huang Bo stood in the doorway, the light hitting his face, and his eyes flashed with a strange light.

Li Qing was an agitated spirit in an instant, and he closed the door with a bang.

almost hit Huang Bo's nose, making him so depressed: "Qingzi, what are you doing?" ”

Li Qing leaned his back against the door and shouted, "Brother, you better go to the director!" I'm afraid you'll gag me in the middle of the night. Tian Tian is still waiting for me at home! ”

Huang Bo looked dazed: "What do you mean?" ”

"Let's talk about it tomorrow!"

"Nerves!" Huang Bo touched his bald scoop and shook his head to Ning Hao's room.

"Mouse! Open the door! ”

Ning Hao's door opened a crack, and the person blocked the door, revealing only one eye: "What are you doing?" ”

"I'll sleep with you tonight!"

"Bang dang!" The door panel instantly hit the door frame, and it was tightly sealed.

"Your uncle, what's wrong with you?"

Ning Hao shouted: "You go back and look in the mirror, I'm afraid that you will poison Lao Tzu in the middle of the night!" ”

"Okay, you wait for Lao Tzu!"

Huang Bo was depressed and went back to his room sulking.

"You're looking in the mirror? What does it mean? Huang Bo went to the bathroom while muttering, his eyes swept inadvertently, and he was startled, "Grass! ”

I saw that the head in the mirror was like a boiled egg, a pair of eyebrows were almost invisible, a face was dark, the eyebrows were twisted, and there was a sense of indifference in the eyes, the whole person was like a fierce and angry leopard, and the temperament on the body was perfectly integrated with the lonely and vicissitudes of the earth.

"Grass your uncle's Ning Hao! How did Lao Tzu become like this? ”

……

What is the story of "No Man's Land"?

"Imagine that the sky is full of loess and weeds, and you can't see a single person for ten days and a half months.

Here, there is no law, no morality, and man is like a beast that has left the cage, and after losing the protection of the cage, he can only face the dangers of the outside world on his own. But at the same time, you will have a feeling of freedom. Freedom without any restrictions. ”

"Hell freedom!" Li Qing hurriedly moved away from Huang Bo, "Brother Bo, don't go crazy!" ”

"Qing, you don't know, I pitched a tent in the wilderness for a month, and sometimes I could hear wolves howling at night, and every time I got there, I would have a feeling. Human life is like a torch, which can be extinguished at will, but it is really fragile! ”

Huang Bo flicked his nails lightly, tilted his head slightly, and stared at Li Qing with a pair of eyes, from the bottom to the top, only to see the whites of his eyes, like a foraging wolf.

"Director! Director! Bogo is crazy! Li Qing put down the script and ran out.

"Hahahaha......" Huang Bo laughed heartily, and said to Wang Shuangbao Duobujie beside him, "This kid is really not funny!" ”

Unexpectedly, Dobujie and the others also moved to the side: "Bo, we have to go back after filming." ”

"Grass! You don't think I'm crazy, do you? ”

“……”

It's scary!

Li Qing breathed a sigh of relief when he left the room.

Alas, I often feel out of place with you because I'm not perverted enough!

Engage in a script to read around, and lose all the scripts.

Forget it, let's go to the director and ask for a copy.

Generally speaking, it takes two or three days to read the script, but Ning Hao locked up a group of actors for a week, passing the lines sentence by sentence, and from time to time he would ask the actors what they thought, whether they wanted to change it, how to change it, until they were comfortable reading it out and felt right.

Straight to the point.

What is the story of "No Man's Land"?

The gangster played by Huang Bo stole a precious falcon, but was caught by the police, and the black boss played by Dobujie drove his car and killed the policeman.

In order to get rid of the charge of murder, Dobujie spent a lot of money to hire Pan Xiao, a lawyer played by Li Qing.

The lawyer succeeded in distorting the facts and rescued Dobuje, but did not receive the final payment, and Dobujie gave him a car as collateral.

So the lawyer had to drive back to the metropolis from the Great Northwest.

But he didn't know that the poaching falcon was hiding in the car......

So the lawyer who is good at playing with the rules in the civilized world stepped into the wild world without rules.

The collision of scum in human skin and a group of beasts, as Huang Bo said, there is no law, no morality.

Noble is the epitaph of the noble.

Meanness is the pass of the mean.

And the story begins with a trial.