Chapter 1282: It's Him! It's him! That's him!
Zhang Fan didn't stay in the palace room for long, and eased his mood a little before turning his wheelchair and driving outside.
In the main hall of the palace outside, he didn't see the three daughters of the fox and the girl, and he didn't know where they went.
However, this is not bad, Fox Meier is not there, so no one comes to harass him, just happy to be idle.
In the main hall of the palace, there are basically people from the Five Immortals clan, but most of them are ordinary clansmen.
Their bodies are more or less exposed with archetypal parts, and it seems that they are not yet able to truly transform into human bodies.
In this regard, Zhang Fan didn't bother to pay attention to it, and wanted to turn his wheelchair directly to leave the palace, but the location of the gate, I don't know which bastard it was, and brought a huge Tibetan mastiff with three teeth and grinning teeth tied there, and as soon as he approached, he was constantly barked by the three-headed Tibetan mastiff.
Because he was bitten by a dog when he was a child, Zhang Fan had a congenital fear of this level of vicious dogs, so he had to retreat quickly and find a quiet corner to rest with a gloomy face.
Hey, that's fucking bad luck!
Zhang Fan sighed bitterly.
In fact, he could have directly summoned his powerful ghost companion and rushed out, but after thinking about it, he still forgot it, after all, this was the Snake Immortal Ancestral Land, and it was Bai Chenxi's family's territory, if she rushed out so rudely, it might be difficult for her to do it.
Moreover, the people who came to the Snake Immortal Ancestral Land to gather this time also included the rest of the clansmen of the Four Immortal Families.
It would be rude to cause trouble rashly and for no reason.
So I'd better keep a low profile, and it's better to have more than less.
Zhang Fan was alone for a long time, and found that it was too boring, and there was no network on his mobile phone, so he couldn't do it if he wanted to watch a short video to relieve his boredom.
Forced to be bored, he had no choice but to take advantage of the fact that no one noticed him, and began to wander around the main hall of the palace by himself.
Not to mention, the area of this palace is quite large, and there are all kinds of modern facilities in it.
There are televisions, refrigerators, drink machines, computers, snack machines, even crane machines, game consoles, etc.
At this time, Zhang Fan was suddenly surprised to find that all the electrical appliances that exist inside the palace basically have a network.
After observing a little, he reacted.
Good guys, this palace actually has its own local area network.
Although his mobile phone traffic cannot be used here, it does not prevent the LAN here from being available.
Somewhere in the computer area, he saw several children in yellow vests, playing game consoles.
Zhang Fan wanted to get close and ask for the password of the local area network, but as soon as he got closer, his face changed, and he hurriedly covered his nose and walked away.
It's just because these children in yellow coats are all juniors of the Huangxian clan.
Maybe they can't practice at home, or maybe the Tao is too shallow, they can't stop putting yellow stinky farts while playing games.
Zhang Fan couldn't stand being smoked by stinky farts, so he had to choose another area to inquire about the LAN password.
It's a pity that after going around and around, the people here either look at him coldly or drive him away, and no one pays attention to him at all, and they don't even look at him.
It wasn't until a long time had passed that he obtained the LAN password from the snake fairy clan, a little girl with a snake's tail in tow.
Quickly connected his mobile phone to the Internet, Zhang Fan hurriedly opened WeChat and sent a message to Bai Chenxi.
Tell her that she's trapped in a palace somewhere.
It's just that after the message was sent, Bai Chenxi didn't respond, it seemed that she didn't look at her phone at this time.
After not getting a reply for a long time, Zhang Fan had to send another message to Qing'er.
Unfortunately, she didn't reply either.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Fan felt so tired.
Shaking his head, he put his phone in his pocket, and he didn't bother to send a message again, Bai Chenxi As long as they saw it online, they would naturally reply, and now they are still waiting.
Next, when Zhang Fan was thinking about where to go, suddenly, there was a lively cheer in the area of the snack vending machine in the distance.
Hearing the sound, Zhang Fan's ears pricked up, and when he looked up over there, he saw that a large group of juniors of the Five Immortals were clustered there.
There were men and women, young men and children, but more often than not, there were foxes, weasels, hedgehogs and other weak Five Immortals who had not taken human form, and they sat cross-legged on the ground with each other, as if listening to someone tell a story with relish.
Seeing this, Zhang Fan's brows moved slightly, his heart was full of curiosity, and he gently turned the wheelchair and slowly approached there.
Anyway, there is nowhere to go, just to join in the fun.
Soon, Zhang Fan came to this area, he stopped at the periphery of the crowd, took advantage of a certain runny child not paying attention, quickly took a bag of potato chips from next to him, held it in his arms, and ate it secretly.
At the same time, his gaze fell on the center of the area.
In the center, a lean man in a yellow coat with a long rat tail was sitting cross-legged on the ground, his eyebrows fluttering and telling interesting things.
This lean man, with a yellow face and thin muscles, looks like a thief with rat eyes, extremely obscene, and between his words, two prominent front teeth are exposed, giving people a rather treacherous and sleek appearance.
Although Zhang Fan didn't know this man, he was indescribably familiar when he saw his little eyes.
As for why it was familiar, he couldn't say, but he felt that he had seen it somewhere.
"I still remember that year, I hadn't cultivated into a human form, and I was begging for a seal outside, and I once met a man in the red dust."
"Hmm...... It was at the last gathering of the Five Immortals, I followed my grandmothers, passing by the Miaojiang Mountain, and I sneaked out halfway to find my great opportunity......."
The lean and obscene man, when he said this, his voice suddenly paused, and he looked at the juniors around him.
"And then, then? Sixth uncle, what's going on next? ”
The juniors around who listened with relish flashed in their eyes, and hurriedly asked, as if they couldn't wait to hear the story behind.
"And then, I ran into the man in the red dust outside."
"This man, but that's amazing...... Ahem, ahem, I'm going to drink water, bring me saliva......"
When the man said this, his voice stopped abruptly again, and then he cleared his throat heavily and asked the juniors for water.
In order to hear the follow-up story as soon as possible, a few juniors who listened to the story hurriedly handed the drink in their hands to the lean man.
The lean man, taking it, was not polite, quickly opened the bottle cap, poured a few sips, wiped his mouth after drinking, showed an unfinished look, and then said: "Later, you may not believe it, this man in the red dust is a broom star, unlucky!" ”
The lean man couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
"Huh?"
"Sixth uncle, what is a broom star? What is bad luck again? ”
"Yes, yes, Uncle Six, tell me about it!"
"yes, tell me about it, we all want to know!!"
All the juniors gathered around to listen to the story were puzzled and puzzled, not knowing what the so-called broom star and unlucky man meant.
"That's the kind of person who drinks cold water and stuffs his teeth, falls on his heels while walking, falls off the bed when he sleeps, and falls into the pit when he, is called a broom star and an unlucky egg!"
The lean man explained, holding a male duck voice.
"Huh? It turns out that this is the unlucky bastard, I understand, we all understand. ”
"The sixth uncle is the sixth uncle, and he even understands this, which is really amazing."
Suddenly, a group of juniors showed their admiration on their faces, and they respected the lean man more and more in their hearts.
Zhang Fan, who was sitting in the back row, looked stunned when he heard these flattering words, and couldn't help but look strange.
Good guys, this is worship?
"What's going on behind that? Sixth uncle, what's wrong with this unlucky guy in the back? ”
The juniors asked excitedly, like a group of little lambs waiting to be fed, eager for the next food to be fed.
"Why I call this guy unlucky, you'll find out next."
"I started to ask him for a seal, but this guy just pretended to be stupid there, and I didn't know what to do, at first I thought he was really deaf and dumb disabled, but then I found out that he was a normal person."
The thin man's thoughts seemed to go back to the past, when he met the man in the red dust.
"Sixth uncle, what does this have to do with you saying that he is an unlucky bastard?"
The crowd was puzzled.
"Don't interrupt, kid!"
The thin man glared, and instantly frightened the children who asked questions, and hurriedly closed his mouth, not daring to speak casually.
"Next, the unlucky thing really begins, and later, you all absolutely don't believe how unlucky this person will be."
"Have you ever seen a worm the size of an elephant?"
The lean man lowered his voice, as if he was deliberately creating an atmosphere of terror.
"Sixth uncle, what is the big worm called?"
There was a newborn little weasel, knocking melon seeds, and asked with a puzzled face.
"You stupid, the big worm means tiger, do you understand? A distant cousin of a kitten! ”
A weasel next to him, who was born a few years earlier, knocked on the little weasel's head and scolded.
"Huh?! Got it, I got it! ”
The little weasel said in a milky voice, and nodded with tears in the corners of his eyes.
"This person is a proper unlucky guy, I didn't run long with him, and I encountered a terrifying big worm, at that time, my cultivation was not hot enough, and I couldn't beat the big worm at all, so we fled, but it didn't take long to escape, and I met a blind bear again, and then ...... I felt that the beasts of the entire Miaojiang Mountain rushed out. ”
"What owls, pythons, wild boars, whatever."
When the lean man said this, his face suddenly showed a touch of fear, and it seemed that there was still a psychological shadow about what happened back then.
"Huh? So scary? That ...... Sixth uncle, how did you survive back then? ”
Some juniors have wide eyes and frightened faces.
"I'll tell you the truth, none of those beasts actually came at me, they all came at the broom star, and when I ran away, the beasts chased after that guy."
"I thought I was going to die, but I wasn't."
"Almost everywhere that guy goes, there are beasts chasing him."
The lean man said with a smile, and even in his words, there was a hint of schadenfreude and triumph.
"That man is so unlucky? Is it that ordinary people in the red dust are so unlucky? ”
When everyone heard this, they were all deeply incredible, as if they never expected that there were such unlucky people in this world.
Hearing this, the snacks in Zhang Fan's hand spilled all over the ground with a bang, and one of the little white foxes was lying on the ground listening to the story, and these snacks happened to be all spilled on its head.
"Ahhhh
The little white fox cried and cried, very aggrieved.
As it called, it interrupted all the people around listening to the story.
These people turned their heads in unison and looked at the little white fox and Zhang Fan in the wheelchair.
"Huh? Why does this guy look familiar? ”
The thin man also looked over, and when he saw Zhang Fan, he touched his chin, and a pair of thief eyebrows couldn't stop looking up and down, and found that he was a little familiar.
After looking at it for a while, the expression on his face suddenly stiffened, and then as if he thought of some fear engraved in his bones, he suddenly screamed: "Ah! It's him?! It's him! It's him! That's him!!! ”
"Who? Sixth uncle, who is he? Little Nezha?! ”
A child who had just finished watching the cartoon Nezha Legend asked with a sip of snot.
"He's the unlucky one!! Hurry up and stay away, stay away from him quickly, otherwise we will be finished, and the bad luck in his body can kill us!! ”
The lean man gasped, and he was so frightened that he got up from the ground.
He remembered it all.
He remembered that Zhang Fan was the unlucky guy he met in Miaojiang Mountain.
Why is this happening? Hundreds of years have passed, why is he still alive?!
Zhang Fan: "??? ”