Fantasy Brawl I.
"Fantasy Brawl I."
Fantasy group? Star Reading (1)
Fantasy group? Rock Sugar Forest (2)
Fantasy group? Blue Rain and Ice Wind (3)
Sci-fi group? Lambs to the Slaughter (4)
Sci-fi group? Junzi Deer City (5)
Ancient Sayings Group? Yao Xiaoxiao (6)
Creation? Yayu Law (Replacement 6)
The supernatural group? Brown Coffee (7)
Xianxia group? Low-key wolf (8)
The above co-authored [Note: The full text is written by the Fantasy Group?] Rock sugar forest (2) for sorting, as well as partial deletion, remuneration - 100 yuan]
Body:
(The number before each paragraph represents the author number)
One: "Wow, is this the legendary Pan Jinlian?" It's so cute! â
The corner of the ancient alley.
The young man stared at a **** girl with a face, and he couldn't wait to rush forward immediately, and kill the uncle who was standing in front of the ** girl, who seemed to be very obscene.
Two: "Hey, hey! What are you doing looking at Miss Ben with a squint? â
When Pan Jinlian was happily talking to the "lewd uncle" next to her, her eyes swept slightly along the street with her habit, but she was shocked to find a beggar-like young man looking at her with an extremely obscene gaze.
The young man's gaze made Pan Jinlian very uncomfortable, as if she had thorns all over her body. So in order to teach this young man who didn't know the times a lesson, Pan Jinlian stood in front of the young man proudly, and was about to get down.
"Recognize the wrong person, recognize the wrong person!"
The young man noticed Pan Jinlian's movements, and hurriedly flew away as if he had to run away, quickly disappearing into the bustling crowd.
Three: The young man walked to the depths of the remote streets and alleys, suddenly patted his head, his face showed suspicion, and he scolded secretly: "Stinky bitch, forget that Lao Tzu is now a big official of Ximen, why am I afraid of you?" You will receive it later. â
After speaking, there was a lewd smile on his immature face that should not belong to his age at all.
Four: When the young man disappeared in front of Pan Jinlian's eyes, the man who looked like a "lewd uncle" gave Pan Jinlian a slight hand salute and said in a low voice.
"Your Majesty, that Diao Min actually dares to look at you with that kind of look, do you want to ......?"
As he spoke, the lewd uncle made a ...... on his lower body Cut the action......
Five: The emperor smiled contemptuously, ignored the lewd uncle's words, and looked over the crowd, as if he saw something expected.
One: "Dare to be rude to the saints?"
The obscene uncle shouted at the young man who came back again, stepped forward, and protected the emperor.
But the young man's body shook, bypassing the obscene uncle, and then laughed wildly, and the blade in his hand leaned towards the so-called saint again.
Two: "Yo, little girl, your tone is quite big, the emperor is impatient!!"
The young man's knife lightly slashed at the emperor's neck, and the knife hit the blood, even if it was a supreme emperor, but the pedestrians around him seemed to have been used to it for a long time, and they did not react.
Three: "The guy who dares to rob my woman will die!"
I saw an inexplicable smile on the corner of the obscene uncle's mouth.
Suddenly, the golden light flashed all around, and the scene of the dragon soul roaring in the sky appeared and disappeared from time to time, and the momentum was magnificent, and the young man was shaken away, and the stone slab ground within a few steps under his feet was cracked!
Laughed.
"Are you...... The eighth star of the Divine Realm! â
Four: "Hmph, Shenxing?" No! I'm not the dirty thing! I'm a demon star! A unique demon star in the world!! â
"If I want to be born as a demon star, this world will inevitably leave my legend! And I'm Ximen Qing, and she's Pan Jinlian! This emperor's seat is rightfully mine! â
Five: The young man smiled arrogantly, his bony hand touched his forehead, and with a dashing pull, the wig was torn off
One: **********, who has been watching the play from the side, looks at everyone with contempt.
Two: "We're filming costume dramas anyway, boss, can you give some face?"
The director almost fell to his knees.
"Yesterday you opened a wig, and today you come again, are you not convinced that I will shave your head? How can you act without shaving your head? â
Three: The young man smiled at the director: "Actually...... I was originally a monk, of course I am not afraid of bald heads, don't you know? â
After that, suddenly there was a thunderstorm between heaven and earth, and a huge beam of light shot towards the young man, and the young man slowly rose in the beam, and suddenly, unbridled laughed: "On the day of the seven stars, I finally realized!" â
Four: Suddenly, a bald head popped out of the crowd and slapped the boy in the face.
"Ge Laozi, I said that my Weiya and the spotlight are gone, you kid is playing thief 6."
"How dripping, I really want to ascend to heaven!"
Five: "Hehe......"
Pan Jinlian smiled, her neck suddenly turned 180 degrees, revealing a bloody face, sticking out her tongue and laughing: "Bald head is strong...... Why are you ...... again?"
One: "Peng, Peng, Peng......"
"Don't move! The police. â
The boy suddenly gestured with his hand.
Seven: A man in a white lab coat walked over next to him.
"It's time to take your medicine, stop playing."
Eight: At this moment, the director came over angrily.
"Don't change the word!!"
Two: "I said yesterday that I couldn't film in a mental hospital, but you didn't listen."
The director impatiently pushed away the medicine handed by the doctor.
"You're mentally ill and pretending to be a doctor, you're enough!"
One: "Young people nowadays are too unethical and unloving."
A group of aunts and uncles rushed out, and they surrounded the director to accuse him of treating psychopathy like that.
Three: The people just now were still smiling stupidly and looking at the sky.
Suddenly, the wind and clouds surged, the heavens and the earth screamed, and everyone's eyes gradually became clear, and they said in unison: "A thousand years of reincarnation, once empty." â
In an instant, the world became boundless nothingness.
Four: The sky is falling, and the gods and Buddhas appear one by one.
"Troubled times come, heroic spirits come to the world."
There was a simple voice in the void.
"You and other mortals need to find the little savior Xiao Du in order to resolve this disaster!!"
Five: Hear this arrogant warning.
Pan Jinlian twisted her neck back again, clasped an eyeball and held it in the palm of her hand to wipe it, facing the sky. Said three words with a weird smile -
Six: "Ah! Monster!! â
Pan Jinlian used her eyeballs as Buddha beads.
"Your Majesty, the concubine has seen a monster, please ask the state affairs to do a magic event to get rid of the demon"
Seven: "Alright, that's the end of today's COS, you can get off work"
The director haunts.
Eight: At this moment, a giant hand fell from the sky!
One: "Peng!"
I was mistaken, it was a stick that fell from the sky and woke up the people who were daydreaming.
What the hell is that monkey, though?
Two: "I said empty, how did you jump here from Wuzhi Mountain?" I'll just say that your somersault cloud has a license plate number, and it's easy to be checked. â
Tang Sanzang scratched the hair that had just grown out and nagged.
Three: The monkey said with a disdainful face: "Master, I am also a professional veteran driver of the Heavenly Court, how could there be an accident?" Unlike you, when you walk, you all wrestle and fall into the bowl of the Buddha! Say Shimo, come to the bowl! â
Four: On the side, the Jade Emperor hugged Rulai.
"Come on, I just said don't let this dead monkey out, you have to."
"If it weren't for the fact that you worked hard enough last night, I told you, I had to let him know what chrysanthemums are all over the mountain~~"
(Number four, you're enough!) It's all rotten, how can you let me change it for you... o(âĨīšâĨ)oâĻ)
Five: When the emperor heard this, he suddenly squatted down, patted the dust on the ground, and after making sure that it was clean, he lay on it very seriously.
Replacement six: Seeing that the emperor was so active, the Jade Emperor was not easy to refuse, so he beckoned to attract a colorful cloud to block him and pounce up.
At the same time, Tang Seng walked around his hair and taught Wukong a serious lesson.
"You have seven children, the seven fairies are waiting for you in different shifts, don't come out to drive if you have nothing to do, and don't think about Bai Suzhen anymore!"
"It's a snake, it's a snake! Are you a monkey?! â
Wukong glanced at Tang Seng.
"Cross-species mating is a contribution to science, and my grandson has to take up this responsibility!"
Seven: "The previous life was too hard, in this life, it was not easy to be a powerful one, determined to get out of bed in the sun, and dream of a lifetime in the gentle countryside!"
One: "Looking at you like this, I think you are very suitable for a profession - eunuch!"
"Grab it! Take! â
Two: "Grandpa Gui! How did you come here to arrest the eunuchs? The emperor is looking for you! â
The little eunuch hugged Grandpa Gui's thighs and dragged them into the toilet bowl.
"No, this is the entrance back to the time-travel"
Eight: "Xiaoyin can't get out of bed and is late for school"
Xiaoyin's mother dragged Xiaoyin up hard,
Xiao Yin woke up in a daze,
It seems like I had some strange dream at night.
(ENDS)
(Eight, how should I complain about your ending?) â_â)