Yaya's gossip heart is burning:

"Please tell us more about what you were looking at."

"It's not me, it's a friend of mine."

"Please tell me more about your friend's situation at that time, and I will help you analyze it." Yaya didn't want to poke her, this time she really ate the melon, and she and the thirteen princes' big melons.

"Here's the thing...... My friend helped him with the bath, first touching his hands and feet, then touching me. ”

"Where to touch? Chest, or somewhere else? ”

"Don't interrupt." Xiaoxiao recounted yesterday evening, of course, many details jumped over, only talking about some that should be said, and after speaking, asked: "Do you know what the situation is?" ”

"That's it, it's just a kiss and there's no then, the Thirteen Princes can't do it, if it's me, the child can crawl on the ground."

Xiaoxiao was speechless: "What did you mention His Highness the Thirteenth, what does this matter have to do with him, my friend didn't give him a bath, quickly analyze and analyze, what is wrong with my friend." ”

"Your friend is sick."

"I'm sick."

Xiaoxiao is like being struck by lightning, she has worked in vain all these years, she has spent a lot of money on illness, and her life of early retirement is bankrupt, woo woo woo......

"It's not a disease, it's a normal phenomenon, it's called the sequelae of kissing, don't worry about it, it'll be fine in a few days."

Xiaoxiao is the first time I've heard of:

"Kiss sequelae, what is this?"

Yaya explains:

"It is the stage when the relationship between men and women heats up rapidly after kissing, and this stage is often accompanied by a series of intelligence-reducing phenomena, such as being in a daze, the mind is blank, what is boring, and the mind is always thinking about each other's pictures."

"I see, then I'...... How can my friend overcome it. ”

"Don't worry about it, it'll be fine in a few days, but even if the sequelae of kissing passes, the phenomenon of reducing intelligence is still accompanied, some accompany it for a lifetime, and some will wake up soon.

There are two periods when the sequelae of kissing are the most intellectually degrading, one is the period of love.

The second is the pregnancy period.

Especially during pregnancy, the reduction of intelligence is particularly serious, and this is how it comes from three or three years of pregnancy. ”

Xiaoxiao suddenly realized: "I see, then there is no way to crack it?" ”

Yaya said earnestly: "The only way is 'the wise man does not fall in love', as long as you don't fall in love and don't get pregnant, you can always keep a clear head, and it has nothing to do with you." ”

"Do you understand?"

"Master, I'm peeing."

"......," Yaya's face darkened, "Do you understand or not?" ”

"I don't understand it at all."

Xiaoxiao felt that this maid was talking nonsense, so she didn't bother to listen to it, and left the Huanyi room.

Yaya shook her head: "I don't understand this, it's obviously in the stage of reducing intelligence." ”

Xiaoxiao returned to her room and continued to be in a daze, and the day passed like this.

At night.

Xiaoxiao still couldn't sleep, her head was empty, and she continued to be in a daze until late at night, when a flying pigeon landed by her window, and her eyes lit up, she thought it was written to her by His Royal Highness the Thirteenth.

happily took down the letter, opened it and saw that it was the queen who was looking for her.

Suddenly it was boring.

Put on a night robe, take advantage of no one's attention, leave the prince's mansion, and soon come to the cold palace.

"See the queen mother, I don't know what the queen mother is looking for a slave maid?" Are you going to pay me a salary? This is what she said from her heart.

"How have you been living in the Thirteen Princes' Mansion lately?"

"It's fine."

The queen mother lay on the soft collapse, her white and tender legs folded, and said with a straight face:

"Of course it's good, I see you've gained weight, your face is a lot rounder than before, and it seems that the food is very good."

Xiaoxiao didn't speak, the food in the Thirteen Princes' Mansion was really good, there was nothing to say.

"This palace came to you to tell you one thing, and the assassination mission is over."

"Ahh

Xiaoxiao was stunned.

Terminate a fart, she doesn't want to terminate.

Seeing Xiaoxiao's stunned expression, the queen knew that she was uncomfortable, and said:

"It's been lurking for more than two years, and after many ups and downs, it's really uncomfortable for you to suddenly terminate the mission, but there's no way, the assassination is meaningless at the moment."

"Can the slave ask why?"

"After the Feather Flying Immortal Array was born a few days ago, the mother of the thirteen princes, Concubine Yue Niangniang, is a world-famous formation mage, and her formation attainments are unparalleled in the world, and the Yu Dynasty will never be able to find a second one of these talents. Now he is studying the remnants of the Xuanhuang Swallowing Heaven Array, once it is studied, it will be famous in history, the palace cherishes talents, loves the house and Wu, so his son ...... This is the end of the assassination mission. ”

In fact.

The real reason is that the queen doesn't want to provoke her.

In the past, the queen only knew that Concubine Yue did not fight or rob, and she was more Buddhist, and she thought that she was not very capable.

I didn't expect it to be too powerful.

The forces behind her just sent her a message, asking her not to provoke this person for the time being, saying that Concubine Yue's maiden family is a bit mysterious, so they don't dare to provoke easily.

"Queen Mother, the slave has the courage to feel that it is not a wise choice to leave the Prince's Mansion now."

"Who asked you to leave the Prince's Mansion, the palace means that the assassination mission is terminated, and you still stay in the Prince's Mansion for the time being, but you have to find a suitable time and a suitable reason to leave the Prince's Mansion as soon as possible."

"The slave and maid understand."

"After you leave the Prince's Mansion, immediately return to the palace."

"Whoa."

"Stand down."

Xiaoxiao left the cold palace and muttered:

"Leave, leave a hammer, I don't want to leave, leave where to find such a good boss as the Thirteenth Prince, leave when I can realize my 30-year-old retirement plan."

But think so.

She still has to accept the reality and has to leave the prince's mansion.

She's a killer after all.

She has not told the Thirteen Princes her true identity so far, if she told him that I came to kill you in the first place, how chilling and sad he would be.

She didn't want him to be cold, she didn't want her to be sad.

"Okay, I've decided, I'll leave the prince's mansion when he heals."

Because anyway

The thirteenth prince's injury had something to do with him, if he hadn't sent all the maids and maids in the palace to find him, he wouldn't have been injured, so he couldn't leave him behind, and he had to heal his injuries before running.

"Yes."

"That's it."

"When he recovers, he will definitely leave here."

"No compromise."

"That's my principle."

"Hey, why do these words feel a little familiar, did I say them once?"

Xiaoxiao scratched her head, she couldn't remember clearly, and said: "It doesn't matter, this time I'm serious, I vouch with my personality, when he recovers, he will definitely leave." ”

Otherwise.

I committed suicide by swallowing feces.

After making up her mind, Xiaoxiao felt light, no longer hesitated, and ran towards the Thirteen Princes' Mansion.

Back to the room.

Sleep.

This time I slept extra soundly.

Sleep till dawn.

On the second day, I overslept.

Pothos kicked her room roughly, ruthlessly lifted her quilt, and said:

"Sister Xiaoxiao, His Royal Highness Thirteen has gotten up, you hurry up and help him with me."

Xiaoxiao quickly jumped up from the bed, sat down next to the mirror, and put on her makeup.

"Xiaoxiao, your eyebrows are burned, what kind of makeup are you wearing?"

"How can you see people without makeup."

After putting on makeup, Xiaoxiao began to pick out clothes, and she was not satisfied with the picking, and asked, "Pothos, which dress do you think I look good on?" ”

Pothos said ruthlessly: "It's best not to wear it." ”