Chapter 92: The Red Whisk Girl Appears on the Stage, Xiaoxiao Enters the Palace
Instant Building.
It's not the first time Li Ha has entered.
previously used the "Five Elements Escape Technique" to escape into Xiaoxiao's hair.
In order to avoid the tracking of Poria and others, Xiaoxiao entered the Instant Building once, but that time was very hurried.
It is magnificent, beautiful women gather, and the long legs make Li He unable to take his eyes off it, which is really pleasing to the eye.
was admiring these long legs, and suddenly heard the old bustard say to Xiaoxiao and Luluo with a flattering face: "May I ask what services do the two sons need?" ”
Xiaoxiao touched her chin, raised her eyebrows and said:
"What do you have here?"
The old bustard smiled even more happily, and his smile was about to crack to the root of his ear, and it was usually the first time to ask this question, and this kind of guest was the best to slaughter.
"It's the first time the two sons have come to the Instant Building, right?"
"Hmm."
Xiaoxiao answered honestly.
"We have 99,108,666,888,998, 2888,6888,18888 packages in the instant building, look at the temperament of the two sons, I don't recommend the low grade, I strongly recommend the packages above 666."
These are the packages that the marketing ghost of the Instant Building came up with.
A mix of low and high packages.
Generally speaking, 99 is generally not clicked because it is too low.
6888, 18888 is too expensive.
Therefore, customers generally choose the middle range, such as 666, 888, 998, 2888.
In fact, 666 is also expensive, because the capital is full of green buildings, if you want to gain a foothold, if you want to be famous, you must have someone behind you and a flexible brain.
These packages are made by the Instant Building, and of course the four Oiran are the trump cards of the Instant Building.
The four Oiran are free, provided that they pass the level set by them, and as long as they successfully pass it, they can be prostituted.
If you clear a level, you can get a prostitute for nothing.
However.
The building has been open for three years, and so far no one has succeeded in prostitution, not a single one.
But people have the desire to win, and the more they can't clear the customs, the more they want to break through.
Li He has experience in this regard, when he was on Earth, he once played a garbage game called "Sheep is a Sheep", the first level was very garbage, and the second level stayed up all night without clearing the level.
As a result, I was so angry that I uninstalled it.
But the next day, I put it out again, and for no other reason, I wanted to try it.
"Isn't this a bit expensive......
Xiaoxiao felt pain after hearing this, no, the money was not taken by the girls, it is estimated that the girls can only take small heads.
"We are expensive, the quality is good, don't believe you see for yourself, there is no ugly girl here."
"What about the four Oiran, can you see them, I want to break through." Don't say 666, 99, Xiaoxiao doesn't want to give it, she just wants to prostitute for nothing, and wants to see how the legendary Oiran looks.
Another customer who didn't know how high the sky was and wanted to prostitute in vain, the boss smiled and groaned:
"You have to beat the level before you can meet the Oiran. There are four Oiran in the Instant Building, which are Yun Xiangyi, Hua Xiangrong, Zi Bu Si, and Red Whisk Girl, each of which is the best in the world. Yun Xiangyi dances beautifully, the first in the world; Flower Xiangrong, the legend is the reincarnation of the god of flowers; The son was silent, with a white veil, hazy, like the god of the moon; The red-whisked girl, the demon is colorful, like a beautiful snake. Our setup here is that you have to pass the level of the Red Whisk Girl in order to continue the challenge. Childe, please come with me. ”
The old bustard introduced seriously, with a flattering face, walked a few steps, pointed to a piece of white paper hanging on the pavilion, and said:
"Childe, please look, this is the level set by the Red Whisk, as long as you can say the content on the white paper, you can go to the sky with the Red Whisk Girl for free."
"A blank piece of paper, not a word, how to solve this?" Xiaoxiao was puzzled.
"Childe, please tell me the answer you came up with, and the Red Whisk Girl will tell if you are right, if you are right, she will let you go up, and if you are wrong, you can continue to break through."
"How can this be right, I suspect that you are playing with people, a blank piece of paper is what you say, how can this be right?"
"Our instant building is professional, absolutely not deceiving, this blank paper must have its meaning."
Xiaoxiao looked at the white paper, couldn't think of a reason, and said, "Pothos, what do you think?" ”
Didn't hear a reply from the pothos.
Xiaoxiao turned around.
Seeing that the pothos is already eating free snacks, forget it, the pothos's head melon seeds are not bright at all.
As far as she was concerned, it was absolutely impossible to think of it.
You still have to rely on yourself, and whether you can prostitute the Oiran for nothing depends on this one.
Although she is a woman, it does not affect the white prostitution.
White prostitution is happiness.
"Could this be one of the volumes of the Wordless Heavenly Book?" Xiaoxiao stubbornly said a possibility.
"It's not."
The old bustard shook his head and said, "Childe, the answer to the wordless book has been submitted by tens of thousands of people so far, so you still want to guess else." ”
"Then I'll think about it and tell you if I have an idea, you can go get busy first."
The old bustard's expression changed: "Okay, son, please take care of yourself." ”
Xiaoxiao didn't want to complain about the bustard's face, so she came to the pothos and said, "Don't think about it, don't you see the disgust on the bustard's face, if you eat so much, she will blow us out." ”
They came here to spend time and didn't want to leave so early.
"Just eat a piece."
"Do you have any thoughts on that blank piece of paper?"
It's not hopeful, but she still has to ask, maybe she knows.
Green pothos tilted her head and looked at Xiaoxiao:
"You want to sleep with Oiran?"
"No, I just want to clear the customs, don't talk about those useless ones, look at that blank piece of paper, do you have any ideas?"
Pothos stretched out her paws, continued to grab the snack and stuffed it into her mouth, and said vaguely:
"No idea, a blank piece of paper, you can say whatever you want, and you can say that the white paper is black."
Hearing this, Xiaoxiao had an idea and said, "It makes sense, Luluo, you are really a ghost, thank you, I know the answer." ”
"Huh? What did I say? ”
Pothos scratched her head in confusion, her face confused.
Xiaoxiao hurriedly found the bustard and told her the answer:
"You go and tell the red whisk girl, this is not a white paper, this is a black paper, and bring her a sentence, the world is black, only I am alone."
She already fully understood the meaning of this blank paper, and the instant building was a green building, which could be said to be a filthy place, but there was a blank piece of paper, which obviously expressed the state of mind of the owner of the white paper.
- The world is dark, only I am a monologue.
To put it nicely, the Red Whisk Girl is a very arrogant woman, obviously in the Qinglou, but she wants to be as innocent as a blank piece of paper.
To say something ugly, it should be and stand.
Suddenly, a tactful and sweet voice came out: "Childe, what a wonderful person." ”
As soon as the words fell, the building was quiet in an instant, and they all looked up at the source of the sound, which was the top floor of the Instant Building, and on the top floor of the Instant Building stood a woman with her back to them.
She was dressed in red.
Just by looking at the back, you can imagine her beauty.
"This is the Red Whisk Girl, it's been three years, and it's the first time I've heard the voice of the Red Whisk Girl, and she actually walked out." In an instant, the building was boiling, and it was the first time I saw the Red Whisk Girl in three years.
Although it is only the back, the back is enough to captivate the country and the city, and the eyes of all the prostitutes are lit up.
Some can't help but swallow their saliva.
It's just the back, but it eclipses the beauty of the instant building.
"Childe, although you are not very right, it is the first time that the slave family has heard you interpret this blank piece of paper like this, and I have to say that Childe is a wonderful person."
"My answer is wrong?" Xiaoxiao frowned.
"Although it is wrong, in the past three years, it is the first time that the slave family has heard this kind of interpretation, and the slave family is very happy, thank you."
The red whisk girl still had her back to everyone, and with a wave of her sleeves, a handkerchief fell quickly, and some people wanted to grab it, but the handkerchief still fell firmly on Xiaoxiao's head.
"Childe, the slave family admires you very much, the handkerchief has been given to you, please make persistent efforts, the slave family is waiting for you to successfully break through."
She said something delicately and walked back to the room with her waist twisted.
The clients were boiling.
This red-whisk is so enchanting that it makes people feel like they are emerging.
Seeing that she was about to walk back to the room, Li He hurriedly performed the identification technique through the paper figure.
[Red Whisk Girl: One of the four Oiran of the Instant Building, likes to wear red clothes, has a sexy and enchanting figure, the peak strength of the Yuan Baby, the real identity is the queen's mother, and the physique is a rare white tiger spirit, suitable for the double cultivation of the "Su Nu Secret Dao Sutra", increasing 100 attribute points at a time. 】
Li He read this identification information repeatedly.
It's so interesting.
The Red Whisk Girl turned out to be the pinnacle of the Yuan Infant Realm, the person of the queen's mother, and the rare white tiger spirit.
Xiaoxiao is also the queen's person.
The queen is really a talent, and the characters she has cultivated are very powerful.
He felt that he had to set up a good archway for the queen.
"It's so rare, among the women I have met so far, there are 100 attribute points at a time, there are Xiaoxiao, pothos, and the fairy princess in the fairy tomb. The pothos is too small, and the fairy princess is just a corpse, which is not suitable, and now she meets a red whisk girl. ”
"Pretty."
Li He felt that there was hope for the increase in attribute points.
But how to crack the white paper level of the Red Whisk Girl, this is a problem, and suddenly I heard someone howling, and they all gathered around Xiaoxiao.
"Wow, this boy, can you transfer the handkerchief of the Red Whisk Girl to me?"
"Transfer it to me, I'll pay a lot of money."
"Don't think about it, how could the handkerchief used by the Red Whisk Girl be willing to transfer it."
Xiaoxiao sniffed the handkerchief, her face was full of intoxication, and said, "It can be transferred, one hundred taels of gold, who wants it." ”
A bunch of prostitutes shouted:
"I'll give you a hundred and ten taels of gold."
"I'll give three hundred taels."
A voice came from outside the Instant Building, it was the third prince, he swaggered in, and said, "I'll give three hundred taels, whoever dares to rob me will break your legs." ”
The crowd gave way.
The third prince walked up to Xiaoxiao at once and said, "Childe, you can give it to me, three hundred taels of gold." ”
Xiaoxiao is very embarrassed, she does like money, but the relationship between the third prince and the thirteenth prince is better, if you collect money, you always feel that you don't want to go, but if you don't accept it, you feel like a loss.
She had no choice but to send a message to the third prince:
"Don't make a noise, I'm Xiaoxiao, the girl of the thirteenth prince."
"Well, hello."
Only then did the third prince see that Xiaoxiao was dressed as a woman, and he also transmitted the voice to her, and felt that it was outrageous, a woman visiting the Qinglou.
"Don't talk about this now, leave the Instant Building first."
Xiaoxiao pulled the pothos away, the three princes followed, and then came to the Penglai Inn Restaurant, Xiaoxiao took the initiative to send the handkerchief of the red whisk girl, and said:
"Thank you for taking care of His Highness Thirteen before, the handkerchief is for the Red Whisk Girl, if you want, give it to you."
"Since it was given to you by the Red Whisk Girl, then I can't ask for it, what about the thirteenth brother, where is he?"
"His Highness the Thirteenth is in the mansion."
"Oh, speaking of which, I haven't visited him since he returned, let's go, let's go to his mansion now. Then, in the evening I plan to take him to the Happy Building, Tut-tut. ”
Xiaoxiao's face suddenly darkened.
The pothos also had a black face.
"Let's go, why don't you go?"
The third prince suddenly thought of the relationship between Xiaoxiao and the thirteenth prince, and the corners of his mouth twitched, no wonder he said in front of her, unhappy.
"Hahaha, just kidding, by the way, Xiaoxiao, didn't my grandmother give you the title of Xiaoshu County Lord before, so, soon, you will be summoned into the palace by my grandmother for questioning, please be mentally prepared, if it's okay, I'll go first."
He hurriedly left, because she noticed Xiaoxiao's eyes just now, it seems that this younger brother and sister don't like the thirteen princes to visit the Qinglou, and next time they have to go behind her back and invite the thirteen princes to prostitute.
When he walked away, Xiaoxiao said:
"These three princes don't feel like they're good people, I now have reason to suspect that His Royal Highness the Thirteenth was brought bad by him, pothos, you said yes?"
"yes."
The green pothos little tiger tooth is shining, echoing.
The two daughters counted down the three princes here, and finally even Li He scolded: "It's not a good bird." ”
Li He was depressed and too lazy to listen to their complaints.
I've been waiting here for a long time.
Finally waited for Bai Xiaosheng's message, a man holding a feather fan in his hand:
"Which woman named sweet potato you are talking about has already been traced, but the trace is half a month ago, our people are still checking, it is too late, it is estimated that the news will not come today, or wait for tomorrow, the latest, we will have news tomorrow night, if not, we will return the money."
"Then wait until tomorrow night."
Thank you.
Pull the pothos back to the prince's mansion.
Hurriedly reported this matter to Li He, and Li He listened perfunctorily, because although he didn't go out, he knew it.
……
Day 2.
Morning.
Li He, who was staying up all night to cultivate, was woken up, because the queen mother's female official came to announce the decree and invited the lord of Xiaoshu to enter the palace.
Li He pulled the female officer aside and asked:
"Is there anything going on?"
Although I knew through the third prince yesterday that the Queen Mother would summon Xiaoxiao in the short term, I didn't expect it to be so soon.
The female official said:
"She picked up a big bargain, if she didn't sacrifice her life to save you, if she didn't die, the Queen Mother would not be posthumously sealed at all, she is now the first heterosexual county lord in the Yu Dynasty."
If it weren't for sacrificing his life to save him, if it wasn't for the story of "The Legend of Xiaohe" that moved the Queen Mother, there would be no such thing as a title at all.
So Xiaoxiao, who has a low status, can be regarded as picking up her identity for nothing.
"Or what is grandmother looking for her?"
"Don't worry, just ask her to come into the palace for questioning."
After the female official finished speaking, she waited for the lord of Xiaoshu and waited for her to enter the palace together.
Xiaoxiao has been following the queen and following many big scenes, but when the queen mother asked, she was still a little nervous.
"Don't be afraid, it's fine."
Li He touched her head, stretched out his hand to put the paper figure on it, and said, "Go, go with the female officer, don't worry, grandmother is a very kind person." ”
"Huh."
Xiaoxiao didn't want to complain.
Kind ghost.
This woman seems to be just a sheep, and her blood is flowing like a river when she moves.
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PS: Xiaoxiao's physique in the last chapter has been improved, and the attribute points of double cultivation have not been improved, and they have been changed, and they have been changed to 200 attribute points for double cultivation at a time, thank you for your suggestions.
(End of chapter)