Who worships who is pregnant?

Zheng Xiu was stunned when he heard this, and sat up straight under the eaves.

Two voices were heard overhead almost simultaneously.

The voice was extremely weak, and if it was the usual Zheng Xiu, he would never be able to hear it.

But now is different from the past, after Zheng Xiu pushed open the seventh door in the [Prisoner] Doorway, morality, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty and labor have increased by leaps and bounds, the five senses have improved, and the subtle sound is close to the end, and his senses cannot be hidden.

First, "Click, click" – the sound of boots on the eaves.

And then there is "poof~poof~poof~" - this is the sound of soft meat balls trampling on the world.

"Since you hear it, come down."

Zheng Xiu said loudly towards the roof.

Immediately after that, one big and one small, one person and one cat fell at the same time.

Feng Bei put his hands behind him, and his long ponytail was instantly straightened and erected, like a spear standing upright in the sky, landing in a chic manner. And beside her, the orange cat's movements were almost synchronized with Fengbei, with two paws behind him, first the lower limbs landed, then the feet were bent, the tail was cocked, and the posture of "Fengbei Station" stood for a while before returning to the normal cat posture.

The behavior of the orange cat's "phoenix and phoenix" made the Red King stunned for several breaths, until Xi'er in the mirror thought that Chang Shihui was broken, and shouted "Hey, Hey, Hey" on the beam of the hanging house with silk threads, so that Zheng Wangye came back to his senses, and he didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at this time, and asked casually: "How does it learn to walk you?" ”

Fengbei picked up the orange cat, An An sat next to Zheng Xiu, did not answer Zheng Xiu's question, but squeezed his face over and pasted it with Zheng Xiu's face - Fengbei was still not very good at making video calls, thinking that he had to squeeze Zheng Xiu away in order to let Xi'er see him.

Fengbei's breath came to his face, there was a surging orchid fragrance, and the touch from the side of his face let Zheng Xiu know that Fengbei's sideburns behind his earlobes were wet.

She just got out of the shower? Soak in flower petals washed? Where's the wash? How to wash? How long to wash? Zheng Xiu asked himself several times in a row, and returned to his heart. He moved his face away, and just now he almost couldn't help kissing Fengbei in front of his subordinates. It's really a little bit stimulating to think about this behavior. This is the so-called wife is not as good as a concubine is better than stealing, stealing is better than stealing in front of others? Although the words are rough, Zheng Xiu is indeed enjoying the alternative happiness of "old fields and new cultivation" with Fengbei.

Feng Bei's face was calm, and he asked in a voice, "It's me." Fengbei snatched the video call of the prince and said to Chang Shihui's stunned Xi'er: "Tell me about pregnancy." ”

She seems to be interested in "temples that can make people pregnant".

Zheng Xiu can see this from Feng Bei's sitting posture: Feng Bei is not a qualified listener, because her emotions are all exposed. When she is not interested in a topic, she sits casually, and from time to time she will step on Zheng Xiu back and forth with her feet in the "Ten Years of Husband and Wife", going up and down, left, left and right, and back and forth, deliberately distracting Zheng Xiu; When she heard what she was interested in, she reacted very differently, sitting upright with her palms above her knees.

Zheng Xiu's mouth tightened, he couldn't help laughing, and said to the Xi'er mirror image in Chang Shi'e with a straight face: "Well, let's talk about pregnancy...... No, let's talk about eucalyptus. ”

The corners of Xi'er's mouth trembled at the same time, suppressing strange emotions.

She was holding Chang Shi E, looking at two strange faces.

Feng Bei's face was obviously very interested, but he deliberately pretended to be calm and uninterested. The face of the Red King obviously looked like he wanted to laugh, but he pretended to be serious and forbearing.

Then in the Disaster Prevention Bureau, he was rumored to be a "mascot"-like "cat pillar", and his two paws were pulled apart, stepping on the shoulders of Zheng Xiu and Fengbei respectively.

This...

Xi'er's heart is inexplicably grassy.

She also made a straight face, since the Red King and Fengzhu were interested in "pregnancy", Xi'er told this tricky eucalyptus.

Not long before Ye Weiyang was paralyzed.

In the northeast of the Imperial City, about one hundred and fifty miles away, there is a small town called Lu Town.

Lu Town is located in a remote area, poor mountains and little water, barren land, and difficult to farm. But the mountains near Luzhen are overgrown with a peculiar tree called the Red Shirt. The leaves of the red shirt resemble plantains, and the green leaves are covered with veins that are as clear as blood vessels.

For nearly 100 years, the residents of Lu Town have been raising silkworms and weaving cloth for a living due to geographical reasons, and about 20 years ago, the people of the town found that the mulberry trees on the mountain gradually died and could no longer be raised. Some people are desperate to try to feed the silkworms with the red shirt leaves that grow all over the mountains and fields, but the silkworms not only did not raise them to death, but their silk spit out more and more, and the woven cloth was shiny and shiny, smooth as skin, which made the people of Lu Town ecstatic at that time, so that in the past 50 years, there have been more and more weaver girls who make a living from "weaving" in Lu Town.

The scene of the youthful, beautiful, gentle and industrious, ingenious weaver girls stepping on the sewing machine all over the street has become a unique scenery in Luzhen.

Having said that, Zheng's gold medal tailor Xi'er still has a bit of karma with Lu Zhen. About 30% of the raw cloth produced in Lu Zhenzhong was purchased by Zheng's cloth village at a high price, and some of the best goods fell into the hands of Xi'er, cut into delicate and small belly pocket long skirts, and finally flowed into the wardrobe of women in your circle.

And about half a year ago, there was a suspicious "eucalyptus" into the night.

A weaver girl begged for a child, so she believed others and went up the mountain to a deserted temple to worship for a few days. There is a strange thing called "Wutong God" in that temple. Unexpectedly, a month later, the menstrual affair did not come, and I was really pregnant. However, to the joy of the Weaver Girl, shortly after she became pregnant, her husband died on her white belly on a dark and windy night, and the Weaver Girl became a widow.

Some say that the widow is a widow; Some people say that the widow was a wasp tail needle, hiding poison in the batch, and murdering her husband; In short, there are different opinions, and the more they spread, the more evil they become. When it came to Ye Weiyang, Ye Weiyang sent someone to investigate, but in the end nothing was found, and it ended with an ordinary eucalyptus.

Since it is not a trick, the government issued a notice, and all the truth was revealed. What people didn't expect was that this proclamation made this "five-way god" inexplicably popular in the local area. More and more newlyweds and young women who ask for children go to the temple to ask for a child, and they are really spiritual, but whoever goes to ask for a child is as short as ten days and as long as three months.

The husbands of the young women who asked for children were safe at first, but in the past month, the young women who went to the Wutong Temple to ask for children, their husbands died violently one after another in this month, and they all died on the woman's belly.

This incident made the government of Luzhen have a headache, and it was not strange at all, and even sealed the temple of Wutong God, but this temple has no monks, and there are no nuns, it is a bare and uncared for "widow temple", even if the government wants to find someone to take the blame, it can't be found, and it is so anxious. At this time, just as the flag of the "Disaster Prevention Bureau" was gradually planted in various parts of the country, this bizarre "Eucalyptus for Son" was put back on the table of the Disaster Prevention Bureau and became a thick pile of files.

After Xi'er finished speaking, she took a sip of tea.

The screen window behind her was bright, and the candlelight in the room was faint, as if she was in the upper room of an inn.

After listening quietly, Fengbei and the orange cat made the same action at the same time: they raised their hands (paws) at the same time, held their chins, and made serious contemplation.

Zheng Xiu thought it was weird.

But the eucalyptus was in front, and the Red King began to do it.

"Have you checked?" Zheng Xiu asked.

Xi'er nodded: "Checked." The dead ones have been buried, and Xi'er is still hesitant to dig them up, waiting for your approval. As for those who just died, Xi'er took a look, asked about Wuzuo, and dissected a male corpse, and found that the kidneys were dark, the phallus was atrophied, the face was blue and the lips were black, and the eyelids were swollen, which was consistent with the impotence of sperm deficiency. ”

"Getting to the point."

"It's just dying of a stroke."

"Oh, Lord Shi's way of dying." Zheng Xiu completely understood now: "Nothing else? ”

Xi'er was stunned, and couldn't help but ask: "Is this ...... Not counting yet? ”

"Count." Zheng Xiu thought about it, so many sturdy young people were sucked dry and sucked to death by their own women at the same time, it was indeed "treacherous", and said, "What about that temple." ”

When Xi'er heard this, she immediately rolled her eyes: "Lord Wang, don't you want me to go in?" ”

Zheng Xiu wanted to say casually, "Try it and you won't get pregnant", but after thinking about it carefully, it is really possible for him to try Xilai this time, so he asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

The reason why Xi'er feels tricky is nothing more than that she has found the key part and can't go on. The clues of this "Wutong Temple" are so obvious, it is impossible for her not to investigate. But if you check it, if there is really something strange in it, even if Xi'er has no man, it is very likely that she will create a baby out of thin air, which is too dangerous.

"Got it, I'll send you a man."

Xi'er hesitated for a while, and the intimate Red King suddenly understood Xi'er's difficulties, and the scene was dealt with. Xi'er responded with a smile, and before ending the call, Zheng Xiu suddenly remembered something and asked: "Wait, do you know who went to check when the first victim of this eucalyptus was reported?" ”

Xi'er quickly replied, "It's a virtual rat." She glanced at the phoenix pillar who was in the same pose as the kitten on the side, the corners of her mouth twitched, and reminded: "The dead virtual rat." ”

Zheng Xiu completely understood now. The virtual rat has an impatient personality, according to the calculation of time, when this "Eucalyptus for Son" first happened, he went to check, and then rushed to Shuzhong to intercept and kill Fengbei, which can be called a model worker in the night Weiyang.

The model worker is the model worker, so he came and went in a hurry, he could only check the fur, and he would be called a ghost if he could really find out the eucalyptus.

After hanging up the phone here, Zheng Xiu looked at the night, and thought about it in the hands of the people who can use it at present, so he used "Chang Shihui" to call the "Shadow Drama Jun Don't Laugh" among the seven people of "Xiaobu".

The ever-painted mirror is bright and flickering, the blood-colored light and shadow are like a dream, and a few strokes outline a human face with a mask.

The shadow actor does not smile and walks through the [play] door, even in the dead of night, he wears a mask, and the mask is separated by a hole in the eyes, which looks like a happy and smiling face.

Jun Buxiao said in an exaggerated voice: "It turned out to be Lord Red King, I don't know if I call in the middle of the night, what are your orders?" Hee-hee-hee-hee......"

Zheng Xiu summed up eucalyptus in four sentences:

"Lu Zhen has a tail left by a virtual rat."

"A temple of five tongs who worships and who is pregnant."

"A number of men died from a stroke."

"Xi'er is not very convenient, you go check it out."

Jun didn't laugh, and the laughter stopped abruptly. He swung his head, turned to the mirror, and when he returned to the camera, his mask changed to a "crying face": "Lord Wang, are you sure I go?" ”

Zheng Xiu wondered: "Do you know this eucalyptus? ”

Jun Buxiao shook his head vigorously: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!" ”

Zheng Xiu asked again: "Then what are you panicking about?" ”

Jun Buxiao turned his head again, and the mask turned into "Shocking jpg": "Are you sure, prince...... Men don't know how to do it? ”

The implication of his words was that he was almost certain that there was something strange in this, and called it "magic".

"We have the Soul Settler, and we have the Healer."

Zheng Xiu didn't know if you were smiling or not, and if you didn't understand your subtext. The implication of his words is that if it can be solved by a soul calmer, there is no need to panic, it can be solved. If you really encounter a technique that the spirit calmer can't solve, you don't have to panic, there is a doctor, and you can give birth.

Jun Buxiao should have understood, and nodded reluctantly: "Since it is a eucalyptus in the bureau...... Can I bring a helper, Lord? ”

"Within the Xiao Department, if the rating is lower than yours, you have the authority to dispatch, simply send a written letter and ask Secretary Jiang to stamp it." At the end, Zheng Xiu solemnly reminded: "Find a man." ”

"Okay." Jun Buxiao silently put on a mask that cried even more miserably.

Zheng Xiu: "Add money." ”

"The prince is wise! This eucalyptus will be broken! Jun didn't smile and grinned and took the order.

After ending the call, Feng Bei, who was contemplative at the same time as the cat, raised his head at this time, and a hint of wonder appeared in his eyes: "You are not interested in this eucalyptus?" ”

Zheng Xiu had a smile on his face: "Of course there is." He naturally knew the purpose of Fengbei's question, and took the initiative to answer: "But now that I am the boss, it is impossible for me to do everything myself." Zheng Xiu winked at Fengbei: "Remember what I said before, the secret to becoming the richest man?" ”

Feng Bei rolled his eyes, this thing would use his experience to brag about from time to time when he ran the inn.

"You have to know how to summon people."

In the Disaster Prevention Bureau, the Eucalyptus is divided into four categories: A, B, C, D, and so on.

The other three levels are not talked about for the time being, and the evaluation method is very casual, which is a bit depending on the mood. Only the "Grade A" is different, with four key indicators: Inhuman, Strange, Ghost, and Candle. As long as one of these four indicators is stained, it can be assessed as "Class A". Grade A eucalyptus is important, and Zheng Xiu will at least send a "pillar-level" to deal with it, contact with strangers, or recover tricks. Once you really encounter a ghost, the director will personally attack, in order to promote the [prisoner].

And there is a ghost, it is very likely to be related to the candle, Zheng Xiu has already told Yin Qingqing and Jiang Gaoyi the importance of this matter, and the two of them are responsible for screening the eucalyptus, and once they meet Grade A, they will report it to Zheng Xiu as soon as possible.

I heard that Jun Buxiao set off with his helper early the next morning, and the prince was very pleased with such an enterprising young man.

Taking advantage of the nothing, Zheng Xiu finally remembered to visit Ximen Bei to see if he could get something, but he went out to greet a young scholar, who was white and pure, and treated people politely: "Mr. went out to collect materials, please forgive me." ”

Sure enough, following the fingers of the scholar, there was a basket on the side, and there were many brocade boxes and gifts in the basket, and there were notes on the gifts. It seems that they are all noblewomen in the circle who can't help but give rewards because of Simon's tragic writing.