CHAPTER XXV
Su Su was used to being dull, and after realizing that this was no longer the patio of Xu's house.
When did she actually come to this ancient tree in the wilderness, how did she not know?! Su Su covered her mouth in surprise and remembered it very well...... This bun face never comes to her for no reason, and every time she comes to her, there is always a series of bad things attached to it!
Su Su stared at his hand with a deep face and defensively. "Great God, what are you doing when you come to me this time?"
Lan Qing's face suddenly dissipated. He had been watching the snake demon fall asleep...... Obedient, I don't know how much more pleasing to the eye than when I lowered my head and always calculated my belly, so I got up and plucked a feather on my body to scratch her face. Unexpectedly...... But she happened to be caught by the horse's feet, which made her lose face and swept away her majesty. Now that she heard that she took the initiative to change the topic, and it was exactly what he wanted. He immediately changed his high expression, and couldn't help but say happily: "The deity came to you for the secret order. ”
Sure enough...... O Moldy God! Why do you have to let her guess right every time! Can't you just change the purpose once in a while so she can't guess!
If you change the object and change the identity, you can't beat it, you can't say it, just escape. But now she is facing a great god...... You can't hide, you can't escape! She could only let it go, and she was in a situation where she was left to be slaughtered and had no power to fight back. It doesn't get much more tragic than that! Su Su looked up to the sky and sighed, and lowered her shoulders weakly, all kinds of sadness and helplessness. "Great God, what are you...... What are you going to do?! ”
Lan Qing gave her a handful of words, "The deity has already thought of a foolproof plan. If this trick is made, it will definitely come naturally. ”
Su Su's heart and liver trembled violently. The first time I found a bun face, it turned out to be such a terrible species!
"What do you want to do?!" Su Su was more defensive, and cautiously took two steps back.
"It's nothing ......" Lan Qing narrowed her eyes that were a little too big, "The deity has inquired in many ways in the past few days, and learned that in the world, if a man and a woman want to have sex, the most direct way is to use kitsch. ”
"You're not going to do such a dirty thing, are you?" Su Su's eyes widened in surprise. How can a child be so impure!
"Of course, this kind of thing will not be done by the deity." Lan Qing pursed her lips disdainfully.
Su Su breathed a sigh of relief and nodded wildly. You can say that again!
Lan Qing said again: "The medicine in the mortal world is too useless, how can the deity do such an unsure stupid thing." ”
Su Su smacked his neck with difficulty...... Why did she have such a bad delusion?
"Yes, the deity went to the Nine Heavens yesterday and asked Lao Jun for a few pills. If you think about it, you can be foolproof. ”
Su Su silently. After a long time, she raised her face and asked with some difficulty breathing, "...... Infallible? Who are you going to use this elixir for? Mo isn't ...... "Don't be her!" She doesn't want to be a ...... ahead of time What's that called? Flower thief? No...... It should be the flower thief! "I can't keep up with my skills, even if I take that medicine, it's useless. Instead, it will mess things up! When the time comes, stealing chickens will not be successful, and it will be very bad to kill the rice! ”
"Little demon, what are you thinking? The deity is naturally talking about Xu Hanwen. Lan Qing glanced at her strangely, "Didn't you say that you weren't good at the things of your brother bed?" Thinking that Xu Xian should be much more useful than you, since this is the case, why not let him take the initiative to send it up to break your body, wouldn't it save you something? ”
Su Su: Who is the "......" who is breaking whom! "Don't look like this......" Su Su smiled a little stiffly, "You are reluctant to use such obscene means if I don't want to, he will resent me when he wakes up~"
Lan Qing glanced at her coldly, "Little demon, do you want to resist the decree?" ”
Convex...... will use this to press her! Is there any other way for you!
"It's not...... But ......" Su Su bit her tongue, pondered, and said, "But...... Xu Xian is not stupid, how could he take the initiative to take this pill? ”
Lan Qing's expression became even more proud. "What you want, can't the deity think of? This kind of thing, you don't need to worry about it. The deity will naturally settle it. ”
"But......" Su Su pointed at his fingers, "Xu Xian is a mortal, will the heavenly elixir be effective for mortals?" …… In other words, if the elixir of the gods is used on mortals, will it ...... Something overdone? What if he can't stand it and die? ”
"......" Lan Qing's face was very dark, he really hadn't thought about this question. This little demon is more and more able to not open which pot to mention!
Su Su was just fooling, but I didn't expect that looking at his face, he still took it seriously...... It's also a crooked hit. It can be delayed for a while, but it is a while! She was never mentally prepared for heroic sacrifice.
"Any pill in the immortal realm is a treasure for mortals, how can it be any harm to Xu Hanwen? Little demon, you think too much. ”
Su Su complained unceremoniously: "But that's an aphrodisiac...... It's not just a random medicine. ”
Lan Qing: "......"
Su Su then looked at him worriedly, "Why don't you find someone or an animal to try first?" ”
Lan Qing hesitated for a long time before taking out a small white jade porcelain medicine bottle from his sleeve. "Since you are so worried, the deity will try it for you, so that you can let go of this heart." No matter how you hear this, there is a lack of energy.
Actually, it's you who don't worry...... Makes your mouth hard! Su Su glanced at him calmly, calmly took the porcelain vial, pulled the stopper, and smelled a light fragrance...... Produced by the Heavenly Realm, it is really relatively high-end.
Su Su sighed, put the bottle upside down on the palm of his hand, tinkered for a long time, and poured out a pill the size of Mai Lisu. Su Su couldn't believe it, "Lao Jun is really stingy, he only gave you two pills, it's really shameless!" "She didn't mean to sow discord......
Lan Qing's face suddenly became ugly.
Su Su handed the pill to Lan Qing, "Try it." ”
Lan Qing looked at it for a long time, looking a little reluctant, with a bulging bun face. After being stared at by Su Su for a long time, he finally moved his lips lightly and made a trick. A gust of wind swept up on the flat ground, blowing up the leaves. Su Su hurriedly hugged the tree trunk, what was he going to do! Before she could ask, the sound of birdsong suddenly rang out, and the sound was endless. Noises began to make in the woods. Su Su was sighing, and saw a sound of rustling not far away, and a pheasant with extraordinarily bright and beautiful feathers jumped out of the forest, and quickly ran to the bottom of the tree where Su Su was sitting, bowed down and sat with his neck bent.
Su Su secretly screamed, almost couldn't help but applaud. What a useful spell! If you learn it, you won't starve to death if you get lost in the woods in the future.
Lan Qing casually threw the elixir at it. The pheasant jumped up, his posture was extremely strong and beautiful, and he held the pill and swallowed it into his stomach. A warm glow lit up from its abdomen, gradually expanding, and finally enveloping its entire body.
During the whole process, Su Su watched with an extremely surprised eye. It turns out that the same kind is really used to kill each other!
The pheasant suddenly clucked, and Su Su hurriedly focused his eyes on it. But seeing that the pheasant suddenly became extremely anxious, he did not have the obedient appearance at the beginning. It's like ...... Hit the chicken blood! From the low chirp at the beginning, the sound is getting louder and louder...... It kept flapping its wings, jumping up and down, rubbing against the mud, and this amplitude grew larger and larger as time went on, and the emotions looked very excited, and there was a tendency to become more and more excited. Su Su saw that its feathers were slowly falling off at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the chicken that was originally small was quickly bulging into ...... Muscles!! The whole process is also the time to wash the dishes.
Su Su was dumbfounded, and her chin was in free fall. This miraculous aphrodisiac......
The pheasant under the tree lost its wings, and its body became so heavy that it could not fly at all. The whole thing looks huge. It stared at Su Su and Lan Qing on the tree with red eyes, flapping its bare wings, and constantly trying to crash into the tree. This tree really has a tendency to be shaken, and if it hasn't been hit once, several leaves have fallen.
Su Su swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and tightly grabbed the corner of Lan Qing's clothes. She couldn't imagine that being caught by this chicken would be the end of the gods......
It's really, it's scary!!
She stared at Lan Qing with a tangled expression. Lan Qing glanced at her with a more tangled expression, then looked at the mutated pheasant under the tree, and finally grabbed her hand and pulled her away from the tree that was almost knocked down.
When Su Su stepped on the ground again, it was already by a small mountain lake. The lake is not very large, only half the size of a basketball court, but it is clear and clear...... Looking at it, it seems to be a little familiar. The lakes in the world are probably all about the same. Su Su quickly pulled her thoughts back and adjusted her mentality.
I don't want to mention it, but I ...... If the effect of this elixir is like this, she thinks it is better not to apply it to practice. It's scary! This mutation is faster than anything else. Su Su thought back to the stripped muscular chicken, and suddenly had goosebumps all over her body. If Xu Xian really ate that strange thing, could it be that he also lost his hair and became a muscular man???
Su Su silently shook off two layers of goosebumps. Sure enough, Xu Xian, who is still thin and a little longer, looks more pleasing to the eye!
"Great God, this elixir...... Didn't get it wrong, right? How is it so ...... Scary? ”
"The deity is out of the horse, how can such a mistake happen!" Lan Qing's face was even more ugly.
"Okay...... "Su Su resolutely retreated, it was the most unwise to quarrel with children!" But...... In today's scene, Su Su felt that the pills in the world were more suitable for mortals...... So, great god, your plan should be mentioned later. What do you think? ”
“…… No more. Lan Qing lowered her head weakly.
"What?" Su Su plucked her ears.
"It's late." Lan Qing's expression was a little annoyed. The original spring breeze disappeared cleanly in the morning, obviously the child had never seen the world, and was also frightened by the scene just now.
Su Su's heart suddenly jumped several times, "What's too late...... "Don't scare her!" She's always been a fragile youkai!
"That elixir ......" Lan Qing didn't dare to look at her. Xu Hanwen has already eaten it. ”
Su Su was stunned for a moment, and immediately bounced up, "When did you do it!" How did I not know?! ”
"You don't know, what do you know? The deity takes care of it while you are asleep. Lan Qing glanced at her with disgust.
Su Su was so disgusted that she was a little insensitive, and she put all her thoughts on the second half of the sentence. "How did you do that? Xu Xian...... It's not like the kind of person who is not careful. Perhaps ......"
"You'd better let go of those lucky thoughts." Lan Qing looked annoyed and arrogant, and Su Su was worried. "When the deity is out of the horse, there is nothing that can't be done."
Yes Yes Yes ...... You've messed up everything, and you're embarrassed to be blind here!
Lan Qing also thought of this, and her original arrogance disappeared a lot, and she flattened a bun face and said: "The deity just cast a trick to pretend to be an old man to sell tea on the roadside, and the elixir will be dissolved in the tea." ”
"He drank ......"
"Nature."
Susu is shrewd in seizing loopholes. "Isn't that right...... This is not a hot day that makes the mouth thirsty, how can he go to tea for no reason? ”
Lan Qing was questioned, gave her a blank look, and said angrily: "Do you think the deity is a useless little demon like you!" ”
Right...... She's useless~ But at least it's not as useful as this, bend a good thing like this!
Su Su continued to be wise not to worry about him. “…… So, Xu Xian has already taken a pill? ”
Lan Qing suddenly flattened...... Su Su didn't know why, so he heard Lan Qing say weakly: "It's not a ......."
Su Su casually asked, "What's not one?" ”
"Yes......" Lan Qing stretched out four fingers, "Five." ”
"Oh, five...... Su Su's eyes widened suddenly, "What did you say?" Five?! Are you kidding?! One of those chickens has become that kind of virtue, and five of them do you want Xu Xian to blow himself up and die?! ”
Lan Qing was blamed and immediately became angry. "Why do you accuse the deity, you lowly little demon! Buddha-figure ...... The deity is also unaware, okay! However, the momentum of the second half of the sentence has plummeted, and it has long been unable to constitute coercion. Su Su didn't pay attention to it at all.
"I don't know you still give him so much food!" Su Su scolded angrily, this child is not good at teaching lessons, and he really doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young more and more!
"Isn't that just in case!" Lan Qing puffed up a bun face and retorted, her face flushed. I don't know if I'm ashamed or angry?
Lan Qing had already shown weakness, but Su Su didn't appreciate it, and complained coldly, "You are quite thoughtful in case of this." "What should be guarded against is not guarded, and what should not be guarded against is all guarded!" So what do you say, now? ”