CHAPTER XXXV
They are such kind monsters, naturally they will not do such violent things~ She is not a nosy monster, if she is really nosy, she can take action now. Nosy is not a good character, especially for people who are not so powerful. Nosy people have one characteristic, that is, they are prone to young death.
It's not for nothing that Su Su has lived for so long.
But doing nothing, it's really a bit against my will~
After thinking about it, they went to do something less violent. For the titular brother of Yuan Mi, Su Su is still a little dissatisfied in her heart~ This dissatisfaction directly led to Pei Tianci's ending.
Su Su nodded his chin with his tail and suggested: "Who said it, the grace of dripping water, when the spring reciprocates~ That's what it means~ We are always guests at his house, and we eat his things, it's really a little embarrassing~ As a good monster with politeness and quality, do you think we want to reciprocate?" ”
Barbarian agreed. "Quack~"
The fox shyly tugged at its paws. "Su Su, how are you going to repay this?"
I once heard a senior say that the greatest reward for males is to make them inhumane. Su Su then muttered: "Doesn't he like to do this kind of thing? Then satisfy him~ Let him do enough at one time, and if he has no interest in the future~"
The fox covered his lips and smiled thiefly, "Su Su is good or bad~"
The brute glared at the fox angrily and made a maintenance statement. "Quack~"
The fox swept its big furry tail and said, "Look at what!" Don't think that your big eyes are amazing~ No matter how big your eyes are, I am not as beautiful as a flower! ”
The brute fluttered his little wings. "Quack~"
"Hmph~" the fox snorted coldly, "I don't talk to ducks who can't shape...... Loss of identity! ”
Barbarian: "Quack, quack, quack!" ”
"It's noisy, it's dead!" Su Su rolled his eyes at the sky, "Fox, why do you always bully the barbarians!" It's itchy isn't it! The old lady's son is something that you can bully as a fox! ”
The barbarian echoed, "Quack~"
The fox burst into tears, "Su Su is eccentric!" Eccentricity! You only love ducks and not foxes! Racism! Appearance discrimination! Sexism! ~Woo woo woo~"
Su Su: "......" The fox can't be stopped no matter what~
In the end, three options were discussed.
Barbarian was unexpectedly the first to make a suggestion. This made Su Su impressed. After all, among the three of them, the barbarians still belong to the category of normal monsters~ As for her and the fox, they have already left the normal track eight hundred years ago~
It's just that...... This suggests...... Barbar, your resentment against the fox is really not ordinary! …… Let the fox squeeze that mortal with his body?
Su Su groaned, wouldn't it be good? I feel that I am a little sorry for Pei Tianci~
The fox burst into tears, "It's not good, it's not good...... You dead duck is a communiqué personal vendetta! How could someone as weak as me have something to do with that pig! I'm very disciplined! Rather die than submit! ”
Su Su: "......" festival is a magic horse? She'd never seen a fox before. "Give you a chance, what do you say?"
The fox said shyly, "How could such an evil thing be done by a pure monster like me!" ”
Su Su slammed the knife straight over.
The fox then held his paw firmly, "Directly find a donkey, pour medicine, rape him, get ~save trouble~"
Su Su was silent, the fox was really an impure thing. "It's Yuan's stingy brother...... Wouldn't that be a bit too miserable? The barbarian and I are both kind monsters, and we will never do such an impure thing~" The two pairs of eyes stared at the fox in unison.
"Don't look at people like this, are they also a pure monster~"
Savage protest: "Quack quack...... Wail! ”
The fox was dissatisfied, "What is it called, dead duck~ Even if you don't agree, there is no way to change this fact that is as white as snow!" ”
Su Su calmly withdrew her gaze. "It seems that it is better to find a few female toads directly to strengthen him~"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was silent and kept a noble silence.
The female toad essence has three characteristics, which are also well-known in the demon world for a long time - uneven face and body, heavy and undulating; The ability to do things in action is super strong, and he is not crippled~ There are all kinds of savings in his character, and there is a male who takes the initiative to send it to the door, and he will never refuse to come, squeezing to death, and he will not die or be disabled.
The brute said weakly: "...... Wail. ”
The fox sighed with various feelings: "...... Hey, people are really too pure. ”
The three of them also have a characteristic, that is, either they don't do it, and they want to do it vigorously. The main reason is that the interest comes too quickly and goes too much, and everything is a three-minute heat, which is difficult to maintain for a long time. If you want to do it, you have to do it quickly. Toad essence is not hard to find, and this tragic species is all over the pond. Su Su thought twice and led three to the past.
In fact, there is another characteristic of toad essence, that is, it is timid, and it is rare to take the initiative to attack humans. Therefore, although there are many of them, they are often ignored by those monks and Taoists. I have to say that for those monks and Taoists, it is definitely not a pleasant thing to accept a large number of toad essences that are also very physical-looking every day, and it will make people feel the urge to poke their eyes when they see too much...... It is precisely because it is not so pleasant that the number of toad essence will increase day by day.
The three that Su Su brought back were all hundred-year-old virgins. As soon as he saw Pei Tianci, who was fat and chubby, delicious, and sleepy, the six mung bean eyes flashed with green light. I almost wanted a ferocious wolf to pounce on him and eat him clean.
Su Su coughed twice, "You guys take it easy, just this once, not for example...... Also, don't kill him, it's almost crippled. You know what! ”
The three female toads nodded in unison, "Got it!" Daisen! ”
Su Su corrected seriously, "Please call me boss." ”
The female toad immediately became good. "Got it, Boss!"
"Well, go ahead." Su Su flicked her tail in satisfaction and left.
When he returned to Heze Temple, Su Su originally wanted to talk to Yuan Mi about this matter. As a result, after searching for a long time, I didn't find him.
Su Su couldn't help but feel strange, lying on the apricot blossom tree listlessly inevitably a little disappointed.
Footsteps sounded, Su Su suddenly opened his eyes and straightened his neck, just in time to see Yuan Mi walking from the door hole with a food box.
"Yuanqi, where have you been?" Su Sufei pounced on him and wrapped him around, tears in her eyes.
"I'm ......" Yuan Mi finally stabilized his body and said, "Susu, you let me go first." ”
This figure of more than seven meters is indeed a little scary when it is wrapped around mortals. Su Su responded understandingly: "I'm sorry, I'm excited for a while......" and then slowly let go of him, "Ziyu" slid down to the stone bench under the apricot blossom tree, and looked at him with a pointed head, "You haven't said where you have been?" ”
Yuan Mi approached, opened the food box and brought out a bowl of round snow balls from it, which floated in the transparent soup, looking very good. Yuan Mi put it on the table, pushed it to her side, pursed her lips and said lightly: "I have some free time today, so I will go to the back kitchen to make some floating yuanzi." As soon as it's done, you're here. ”
"For me?" Su Su glanced at the bowl of snow balls, and then at the young man, a little flattered.
Yuan Qi nodded, his white face a little confused. "Didn't you say you like to eat human snacks before? It's a pity that I can only do floating yuanzi. ”
Su Su grinned, revealing two sharp white teeth, "Hmm~ Don't worry, I won't pick it." ”
The boy chuckled silently.
Su Su has been in the world for a long time, so naturally he has seen this kind of thing. It's just that I don't eat much. Because I didn't understand it so much when I ate it for the first time, I was a little anxious, and I was tragically scalded when I swallowed it...... Her outside was made of steel and iron, but this couldn't resist her soft heart, and the lard-stuffed floating yuan was so enthusiastic that she couldn't open her mouth for almost three days. So the next time I see this kind of thing, the favor is not so strong.
She shook her head at the small and delicate blue and white porcelain bowl, but Yuan Mi was mistaken, and said with a little apology: "It's because I owe it to you, it's really inconvenient for you to eat like this." ”
Su Su hurriedly said: "It's convenient, it's very convenient!" …… There is no inconvenience. ”
Yuan Qi looked at her silently.
"Really, I didn't lie to you." Su Su then made a trick, and the silver light on his body suddenly appeared, and it was only a matter of a moment that people couldn't open their eyes. After the silver light disappeared, there stood a delicate girl in a crimson shirt, she grinned and showed her two white pointed teeth, her movements were fast, her ten fingers deftly grabbed a small spoon, scooped a floating yuan and stuffed it into her mouth, and explained with a grin while chewing: "I said it's convenient, right?" ”
"You...... You ......" Yuan Mi was stunned for a moment, and his always calm and calm expression broke for a rare time, and he was a little stammered.
Su Su finally swallowed the extremely hot floating yuan into his stomach, exhaled a breath of hot air, and said strangely: "I...... I...... What's wrong with me? She touched her face, could it be that the change was wrong? Got a mole? Or are there spots? No, her changes rarely go wrong! "Abyss for your expression...... I'm scared. She leaned her face over and asked seriously, "Isn't it pretty?" ”
Yuan Miao's face turned slightly pale, and he said casually: "...... The clothes are beautiful. ”
Su Su breathed a sigh of relief, so she understood, "It's very good-looking." Not only is it beautiful, but it's also very easy to touch~ You touch it. She pulled up the corner of her clothes and leaned over to let Yuan Mi touch it, Yuan Mi was forced too quickly, and there was no way to avoid it, so she had to touch it at will, and it was really smooth and comfortable. Su Su smiled with satisfaction, "If you like it, I can give you a few sets to wear." I still have dozens of such clothes, and I throw them at home on weekdays, and I can't wear them, and it's a pity to throw them away...... After all, it's so memorable! You know, I've always been nostalgic. ”
Yuan was stingy, "This shirt ......"
Su Su picked up his words very understandingly, "That's right, it's made of my leather, it's comfortable, warm and durable, and it's quite stylish, it's a lot better than those satins in the world." Why, don't you like it? ”
Yuan Mi looked at her helplessly. “…… You ...... Susu
Su Su's eyes widened and she asked curiously, "What's wrong with me?" ”
The girl's eyes were shining, like a broken streamer, and there was a faint treasure light flowing and shining. Yuan Mi was a little confused by such a gaze, hung his head to hide his embarrassment, and said, "It's nothing...... Fu Yuanzi is cold, let's eat it quickly. ”