Early August.

Sporting Lisbon has completed another heavyweight deal.

This transaction once made many people unbelievable.

Because after the deal was completed, the player's actions at Arsenal were exposed by The Sun.

Arsene Wenger's offer declined! Swedish Genius London Day Tour! 》

Arsenal sporting director: It's outrageous, I've never seen such a rampant child! He hadn't seen the world at all, who did he think he was? God? 》

Soon, Wenger, who has not rested this summer, was interviewed about the player, and said helplessly: "I have never met this player before, and I was told that he is very good, so I brought him to Arsenal with a responsible attitude. ”

"But I'm sorry, I didn't see anything strange in him, except for his height of more than 1.9 meters."

"He looks talented, but it's just looking. Because when I asked him to try out with our first team for a while, he turned me down. ”

"I forgive him for his recklessness, after all, he is just a child, and I can't ruin his future. So I won't make his words public until he gets results, otherwise it will be devastating to him. ”

The reporter asked: "Then what do you think of him joining Sporting Lisbon?" ”

Arsene Wenger: "I'm curious because it doesn't seem like a wise choice to me. Sporting Lisbon is certainly better than Malmo, where he was originally from, but the turbulent Sporting Lisbon is clearly not as good as Ajax, who are also looking to buy him. ”

"After all, he has adapted to Dutch football, and he ventured into Portugal to start a new adventure, what if he doesn't?"

The same question was asked about Sporting Lisbon's Trigra, to which Mr Grigra responded: "That's probably why Sporting Lisbon can get him and Arsenal can't." ”

"We told him there was a new adventure waiting for you. The same game doesn't mean anything to him, he can't learn more in the Eredivisie, but he can in the Portuguese Super League. ”

"We know that his favourite star is Ronaldo, and coincidentally, we have a Cristiano Ronaldo in our team. Although he is far from being able to compare with the real Ronaldo, among his peers, he is the alien! ”

"Finally, we also know that this player is very fond of boxing, and we have a lot of players from China on our side, and they all grow flowers on an empty stomach! The attraction for him is enormous! ”

Arsene Wenger then responded: "I've heard of Trigra, this is a very good Academy coach. There is also Marquesa, a well-known master tactician of the Portuguese Super League. ”

'But they spoil the players too much, the kind of players they need to be coached.'

Trigra also replied: "Professors are suitable for teaching good children, because their resources are good, and all children are pruned before they enter Arsenal." ”

"But Sporting Lisbon is better at developing players with personality, and we firmly believe that personality is one of the manifestations of a star's technical style and on-pitch thinking, and we want to see more players with different personalities joining."

Reporter: "But I heard that the player hesitated for a long time? ”

Trigra said: "Yes, after all, Ajax gave him the promise of absolute work. ”

Reporter: "And how did you end up impressing him?" ”

Trigra: "My assistant spoke to him on the phone and told him that if he wants to join us, he will come and he won't meet everything he did at Arsenal. Because we know that Zlatan never needs any tryouts! ”

"Sporting Lisbon's second blockbuster signing of the summer window, 3 million euros to sign Swedish long-term talent Zlatan Yin Blahimovic! 》

"Trigra snatches food from the tiger's mouth and snatches the gunman's favorite!" 》

"Ajax lost the future striker, this Yin Bu is not simple! 》

One official announcement after another detonated the entire Portuguese Super League football circle.

Because no one knows what this series of signings will mean for Sporting Lisbon this season.

So everyone's praise is not much, more is questioning.

"Barzagli, I really laughed, this is garbage from Italy! No, no, no, it's an Italian regional league, not a professional league at all! Sporting Lisbon is counting on this man to defend well, rather than expecting him to become an Italian international! ”

"Drogba? He doesn't look very smart, you say he's a boxer, I believe it, you say he's a player...... Do you kick a ball with your fists? Fans of Le Mans in Ligue 2 are complaining about his low goal efficiency! Finding such a replacement for Jadel is preparing to exhaust Jadel? ”

'This John Terry is said to be okay, he is the captain of the Chelsea Academy. But to be honest, the players who came out of the Premier League have too rough skills, so it is better to buy Morerens' Kirope! ”

"Yin Brahimovich, someone who even a professor would dare to refuse, but looks more like a fool with an incomplete mind. Why do you want no tryout? Do you think you're Deng Kai? Can you turn down a tryout offer from so many teams? Kai has capital, what else do you have besides height? ”

"Uh...... There is a height...... Isn't that enough? ”

"Yin Bu's deal is more like Sporting Lisbon is competing with Ajax. Ajax took away Kirope, who Sporting Lisbon wanted, and Sporting Lisbon snatched the Yin Bu that Ajax wanted! ”

Kepler...... Forget it, let's call him Pepe according to the profile, I heard that this is a player sent by someone else, it's not worth it at all, it's the team who bought it wrong! ”

"Really? But it's true that with Mateus and Didier Deschamps and Paulo Bento, there is no need for a midfielder at all. ”

"Actually, Mateus is not good either, otherwise Bayern would have won the Champions League that year. And the German team is out of the group, and it is to blame Matthaus, he can't afford to be the core at all! ”

"Deschamps is also an egg, hiding behind Zidane to mix in the World Cup and the European Cup, in fact, the strength is just like that. I guess he's weaker than Pep Guardiola, and he doesn't rank in the midfield! ”

'Deschamps is weak, I admit it, but can we not involve Pep Guardiola, who is a good player.

"Upstairs, your ID is so weird? The scientist of Aichuankong opened a restaurant and ate melons? ”

"Uh, that...... Hidden. ”

"Hey, Sporting Lisbon all summer, that's it? This old and young, if you look closely, in fact, there is no one who can fight. ”

"Yes! Except for Jadel, it's all rubbish. ”

"Isn't there still Quaresma?"

"Hehe, it's just a parallel import. The young people of Sporting Lisbon are all parallel goods, you see how much Simão struggles in Barcelona, he doesn't have the ability to know! Isn't this Quaresma the kind of goods that no one wants? Otherwise, Sporting Lisbon would have bought it earlier! There's no wrongdoing! ”

"Viana is not to mention, it is a notch worse than Quaresma, I didn't fully adapt to the Portuguese Super League last season, and I don't necessarily shine this season."