Chapter 2: Mother's ...... Child?
"You still eat?!" He Xiaoqiao almost screamed.
There are ten bowls of rice, as well as a pot of soup for the boss, plus three or four dishes - he is a pig!
And what's even more infuriating is that even with enough food to feed an army, his stomach is still flat, it's really ...... It's so enviable, jealous and hateful!
"Save people to the end, send Buddha to the west." The man glanced at the clean dishes on the table, raised his miserable face and smiled at He Xiaoqiao, his facial features were all squeezed together, and the pimples on his face and the dense small wounds that had just been smashed by the thorn ball were as terrifying as they were.
He Xiaoqiao clenched his fists and endured it for a long time before he controlled the urge to swing the bench at his face, and snorted angrily, "Your skin is really not ordinary thick!" β
"Thanks for the compliment!"
He Xiaoqiao rolled her eyes, she was blind and unlucky when she encountered such a strange thing.
"Anyway, you're done eating. You can get out ......" He Xiaoqiao paused, and lowered his voice and speed of speech without smiling, "But, to, please, you, go, people, right?" β
Please don't dangle in front of her anymore, not to mention affecting your appetite, you may have nightmares at night!
"Ugh!" The man burped and the expression on his face was very satisfied.
"Thank you girl for saving me, I am grateful." With his hands propped up on the table, the man looked at He Xiaoqiao with a sincere face, and said in a deep voice, "So in order to thank the girl for her kindness, I decided not to leave for the time being!" Just stay and help the girl make cows and horses. β
"What?!" He said it lightly, but He Xiaoqiao almost wanted to scream, "No need, no need!" I don't need anything from you in return. If you're full, please go home! β
How much courage did it take for her to reluctantly accept such an ugly face dangling in front of her eyes, if she was allowed to stay here and not leave, not to mention damaging her 'girlfriend' reputation, maybe people would think she was super heavy and hungry.
So how will she marry in the future?
"Receive a little bit of people, and repay it as a spring." The man didn't seem to see He Xiaoqiao's stinky face, and continued to feel good about himself, "Girl, don't shirk it, let me make a promise!" β
"You...... What did you just say? He Xiaoqiao's whole body trembled.
Promise by example?!
Figure out the meaning of these four words, and then look at the face on the other side that is comparable to a ghost, He Xiaoqiao instantly felt as if he had been struck by lightning, his eyes were wide open, his mouth was wide open, and his cells were expanding rapidly. At this time, if she is given a book of Flying Immortals from the Outer Heavens, she will be able to immediately integrate and practice to the ninth level.
His hands slammed on the table, making a loud bang, He Xiaoqiao's eyes were red with anger, and he couldn't restrain himself from roaring, "You want to be beautiful!" β
Now she finally understands what 'self-inflicted sins can't live', and it's clear that she is now, and there is another sentence - inch by inch, give it to the ugly monster opposite!
Knowing this, she should have dug a pit directly and chopped him up and buried him, why did she have to be soft-hearted to save people back, this is purely cheap! Hands are cheap!
"Well, since you don't object, girl, then this matter is so happily decided." The man took He Xiaoqiao's roar as the wind in his ears, grinned at her with a smile full of white teeth, and looked at her with a pair of narrowed eyes, "Feng Hao in Xiajiang, please give me more advice in the future." β
Before the words fell, he called out very affectionately, "Lady." β
"Fuck your brother-in-law's wife!" He Xiaoqiao went crazy on the spot, grabbed the bench and smashed it at him without saying a word, "The old lady will kill you first!" β
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"Lady, you haven't told your husband what kind of place this is?"
"Lady, you haven't told me your name yet."
"Lady, I think the dishes you cook taste really good, but there is no meat, it's really not enjoyable."
"Lady, why don't we eat braised pork at night......"
"Eh, lady, don't go so fast, lady, lady!"
"Shut up!" He Xiaoqiao couldn't help but stop, Huo Di turned around and roared at the heel behind him with a hideous face, "Am I familiar with you?" How many times have I told you, I'm not your lady, and you're not my man...... Messire! If you dare to chirp crookedly, I will pull out your tongue, and then throw you into the wilderness to feed the beasts, believe it or not! β
This guy was definitely sent down by God to torture her and not let her have a good time! Cheeky, shameless, super shameless!
It doesn't matter if you're ugly, the most important thing is that you're ugly and don't have character!
She couldn't even think of a better word to describe him!
"Lady," Jiang Fenghao looked up at the blue sky and white clouds above his head, and looked at He Xiaoqiao very innocently, "The weather is so good, but you are so irritable, this is not good, not good." β
You're not good, your whole family is not good!
He Xiaoqiao endured and endured, and really wanted to spit out two mouthfuls of blood on the spot to show him, "I ask you, I beg you!" Just when I'm afraid of you, what do you want, can you take it? Ask for silver...... "Enduring the heartache, He Xiaoqiao took a deep breath, "Although the silver is not much, if you want it, I can also give it to you!" Please, you will disappear from me immediately, okay? β
"No," Jiang Fenghao refused almost immediately, "I am a good man who is responsible and willing to be responsible, so I am absolutely, absolutely will not touch your dowry." β
Speaking of this, he smiled brightly, and his face radiated an endless light, "And when I make money in the future, I will also hand it over to you for safekeeping." Lady, you definitely don't have to worry. β
"Whoever will keep the money for you will give you a dowry!" He Xiaoqiao rushed forward frantically, ignoring the shock brought by his face, grabbed the front of his clothes and screamed, "The problem we are discussing now is to let you disappear in front of me quickly, disappear!" Disappear you don't understand! β
Encountering such a cheap and self-conscious ugly monster, He Xiaoqiao felt that the perfect cultivation he had cultivated before was about to be exhausted!
"Lady, calm down, calm down, don't get so excited!"
Jiang Fenghao was tall and thin, a head and a half taller than He Xiaoqiao, and He Xiaoqiao stood in front of him like a half-grown child.
Seeing He Xiaoqiao gritting his teeth and 'hanging' on him, Jiang Fenghao couldn't help but be happy. I wanted to pat her head and tease her, but as soon as my hand was raised, I quietly put it down, just grinning at her with neat white teeth and winking at her, "It's not okay if you want me to disappear, I still want to be a cow and a horse to repay you!" Lady, don't you say? β
"It's all said, I don't need you to repay it at all." Because he had to tilt his head to see Jiang Fenghao's face, He Xiaoqiao's neck was very sore, and after holding on for a while, he took the initiative to retreat. Reluctantly taking two steps back, she took a deep breath and tried to discuss with him calmly, "If you really want to repay me - now, go as far as you can, don't appear in front of me again!" That's the best reward for me. β
"Okay." To He Xiaoqiao's surprise, Jiang Fenghao actually agreed very happily this time.
"Yay?!" He Xiaoqiao was dumbfounded, and he couldn't react a little, "You...... Why are you suddenly so good at talking? β
"Since the lady is resolute, then...... In order to make the lady happy, the husband had to do it. Jiang Fenghao spread his hands and said that he was really a good husband who was absolutely obedient and loved his wife.
The corners of He Xiaoqiao's mouth twitched, he rolled his eyes and strode forward directly, "Whatever you want." β
Jiang Fenghao stood in place for a while, watching her leave angrily, and her thin lips, which had recovered their blood, rose slightly. After a long time, he slowly folded his hands behind his head and slowly followed with his feet.
The mountain breeze was gentle, and two figures, one tall and one short, slowly advanced towards the top of the mountain from a long distance on the mountain road.
No matter how fast He Xiaoqiao walked or slowly, Jiang Fenghao walked leisurely with a comfortable face. Although it was slow, it was always able to keep a distance of about five meters from her, not too close, not too far away.
"Hey, that's enough!" Finally, He Xiaoqiao couldn't bear it anymore, stopped all of a sudden, turned around and glared at him angrily, "Didn't you promise to get out?" Why do you keep following me? β
Jiang Fenghao looked surprised, and also stopped the car, "Lady, did you hear it wrong?" I didn't say that. β
He Xiaoqiao reminded him angrily, "But just now you have promised not to appear in front of me......"
"That's right," Jiang Fenghao smiled slyly, clasping his hands around his chest and casually cutting off her words, "I did promise not to appear in front of you, but I didn't say I wouldn't follow you." β
β¦β¦ This damn pervert!
He Xiaoqiao lowered his shoulders and reiterated weakly, "I ask you, don't follow me anymore, okay!" β
"No," Jiang Fenghao flatly refused, his face was still a 101 expression, and he looked at her with a natural look and laughed fiercely, "It's so dangerous in the mountains, I want to protect you, lady." What if you encounter a beast that can't run fast? β
"You're ......!" Seeing that Jiang Fenghao still had the same expression that followed her, He Xiaoqiao was helpless to retreat again, and when he turned around, he couldn't help but say to himself, "...... Rather than having you follow all the way, I'd rather meet the beast better. β
As a result, I don't know if He Xiaoqiao's resentment is really big, or if she is born with strong thoughts.
After walking for a while, she did come across the beast - a rather uneasy looking boar.
In a word, it is a prophecy!
When the big wild boar, which weighed more than 100 pounds and had fierce eyes, joined forces with the piglets who were arching the soil nearby, and rushed towards her with great momentum, He Xiaoqiao almost wanted to cry without tears.
"Help!"
turned around and ran in the opposite direction lifelessly, He Xiaoqiao simply hated Jiang Fenghao to death. If it weren't for him, she wouldn't have lost her mind and walked to a place she didn't usually come to, but fortunately, she really met a wild boar - it's over!
"Lady, this way, this way."
Hearing Jiang Fenghao's voice in his ears, He Xiaoqiao hurriedly raised his head, and saw that the guy who threatened to protect her was hiding in a big tree not far ahead, and leisurely waved at her and shouted, "Lady, hurry up." The boar is chasing you. β
This bastard!
He Xiaoqiao really wants to greet the eight generations of ancestors of his family!
But at this time, he didn't have time to worry so much about him, He Xiaoqiao was anxious, looked back at the wild boar that almost bit her buttocks, and without saying a word, threw away the back basket, grabbed Jiang Fenghao's outstretched hand, and with his help, climbed to the tree as fast as possible to escape.
As soon as the wild boar bit it, it turned around the tree twice anxiously, and scraped the ground with its short and fat front hooves, and the mung bean stared at the two people on the tree fiercely, as if thinking about how to climb the tree to deal with the two humans who dared to invade its territory.
He Xiaoqiao sat down on the tree in embarrassment, brushed away the hair scattered in front of her with her hands, and watched the wild boar cubs turn over the back basket, enjoying the fruits of her morning's labor, and wanted to jump down and fight with them in distress.
Of course, she just dared to think about it, and if she really jumped, it would be pure death.
"Hey!" He Xiaoqiao slammed his fist hard against Jiang Fenghao, who was looking down at the wild boar playing with great interest, and was angry, "Didn't you say you wanted to protect me?" β
Jiang Fenghao spit out the grass stalk in his mouth, and looked at her very innocently, "I said so, but you also said it, lady, I am not allowed to appear in front of you." β
actually used her words to block her!
He Xiaoqiao's face turned red, and he pointed at the beast under the tree that was still 'pig' staring, and said angrily, "Then now that I allow you to appear in front of me, do you dare to drive it away for me?" β
Jiang Fenghao's eyes lit up, "Really? β
"Seriously!" He Xiaoqiao nodded heavily.
She didn't believe that this guy who could only hide in the trees and run for his life dared to challenge the crazy boar below, it was absolutely impossible! ImpossibleοΌ
"Good! has the word "lady", and the husband will go and take down the wild boar brother who is not long-eyed. β
As soon as Jiang Fenghao finished speaking, the person also jumped and jumped under the tree in a dashing manner, and He Xiaoqiao couldn't stop him.