Chapter 4 Stir-fried fat sausages
After washing his hands, Jiang Fenghao had nothing to do, so he leaned against the door and watched He Xiaoqiao add firewood to the stove, preparing to marinate the pig that had been washed and cleaned.
The kitchen was quiet, only the crackling of burning wood was loud.
After a while, Jiang Fenghao looked at He Xiaoqiao, who was throwing brine into the crockpot, and suddenly said out of nowhere, "It turns out that the lady's name is Xiao Qiao......"
"What?" He Xiaoqiao was busy taking care of the firewood, and he didn't hear it clearly for a while, so he turned his head to look at him, but he was stunned at a glance.
The fire in the stove flickered on and off, and Jiang Fenghao habitually leaned against the door with his hands on his chest. The firelight shone on him, showing perfectly proportioned broad shoulders and narrow waist and long legs, and at first glance, he looked quite like the kind of dashing noble son who would make women scream and men be jealous - if you didn't look at the face.
"Lady?" Jiang Fenghao saw that He Xiaoqiao just looked at him blankly and didn't react, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her, "Lady, you've returned to your soul!" ”
He Xiaoqiao blinked, and when he came back to his senses, he saw Jiang Fenghao standing in front of him with a sense of oppression, and hurriedly took a step back, "What did you just say?" ”
Jiang Fenghao straightened his waist, looked at her condescendingly, "I'm asking the lady, what's our father's surname?" ”
He Xiaoqiao didn't notice it for a while, and subconsciously blurted out, "The surname is He." ”
"The surname is He...... That's He Xiaoqiao? Rivers, bridges? The treacherous plan succeeded, Jiang Fenghao immediately laughed so much that he couldn't see his teeth, "Well, good name!" Sure enough, it's a good match with the lady, and they're all as cute. ”
"Less sycophants!" He Xiaoqiao rolled his eyes, but his face was flushed with an unnatural flush, and he didn't know whether he was shy or let the fire roast.
"Lady," after a while, Jiang Fenghao suddenly spoke again, "Have you ever thought about going outside to have a look?" ”
"Outside? You mean outside of Rainbow Village? He Xiaoqiao broke the dry branch in his hand into two pieces and threw it into the stove, and replied without looking back, "If I can, of course I want to go to every corner of this world...... But now is not the time. ”
"I see." A glimmer of light flashed in Jiang Fenghao's eyes, he rubbed his chin with one hand and groaned, and said tentatively, "Or...... In a few days, the lady will go with her husband, right? ”
He Xiaoqiao turned his head to look at him, his eyes circled around him, and he grinned angrily, "Come with you?" We're not that ripe yet, are we? ”
Jiang Fenghao had a smile and appreciation in his eyes, but he still didn't give up and said, "Where is it unfamiliar?" It is said that marrying a chicken flies with a chicken, and marrying a dog jumps with a dog. Since you have promised to be a husband, of course you have to go with me, lady. ”
"Go aside! Who promised you to make a personal promise? He Xiaoqiao rolled his eyes, stood up and pushed Jiang Fenghao out of the kitchen, "There's nothing to do with you here, you better go to bed early." ”
After saying that, he didn't forget to put his hands on his waist and told him in his ear, "Remember to continue sleeping in your utility room, and you are not allowed to go one step closer to my room, understand?" ”
"Yes, lady."
Jiang Fenghao didn't continue to tease her, he really smiled and responded, turned around and left.
Although he always takes advantage of He Xiaoqiao verbally, he is not stupid enough to really step on her bottom line, and he has to reserve three points of leeway for everything.
"Weirdos!"
Seeing Jiang Fenghao leave, and then watching him obediently walk into the utility room, these two words suddenly popped up in He Xiaoqiao's mind.
After that, he stood outside the door for a while before returning to the stove. Wait until the brine boils, and then seal the clay pot with the pig's water with mud and stuff it into the still hot stove to simmer.
I went to the lake to fetch water and freshen up a little, and then went back to my room to rest.
The night was uneventful.
A few days later, in the morning, when He Xiaoqiao was still asleep, he smelled a particularly choking smell of burning. When she opened her eyes, she found that the whole room was shrouded in gray smoke, and the smoke tended to accumulate more and more, so frightened that she didn't even bother to put on her coat, and ran out barefoot.
When I ran into the yard to take a look, I realized that the smoke was actually wafting out of the kitchen, and there were dots of red flames scurrying inside.
Did she forget to put out the fire in the stove last night? No way!
After being stunned for a moment, He Xiaoqiao reacted suddenly, remembering that there were still people in the utility room, and hurriedly rushed back with thick smoke, while wiping his tears with his hands and coughing violently, he desperately banged on the door of the utility room, and shouted in a hoarse voice, "It's a fire!" Jiang Fenghao, hurry up! Jiang Fenghao! ”
"It's coming, it's coming." Just when He Xiaoqiao was so anxious that he jumped to his feet, the guy who was supposed to sleep in the utility room suddenly came out of the smoke, and stood at the kitchen door with half of his burnt hair waving to He Xiaoqiao, "Lady, I'm here." ”
He Xiaoqiao's heart jumped, he took a closer look at Jiang Fenghao, and found that he had rolled his sleeves up to his elbows, and the clothes he had changed into yesterday were now in tatters, covered with stove ash and small holes that made Mars burn, holding a burning stick in his hand, the skin on his body was all black, and the whole person looked like he had just rolled around in a coal pit.
He Xiaoqiao was stupid.
His eyes turned back and forth on the smoking kitchen and the embarrassed Jiang Fenghao several times, and after a long time, he asked in a trembling voice, "You...... You, how did you get inside? ”
Jiang Fenghao raised his hand and rubbed it on his face, straightened his waist, and replied righteously, "I'm cooking." ”
Do...... Rice?!
For a moment, He Xiaoqiao felt that his brain was really congested, and his body couldn't move, so he could only repeat his words blankly, "Are you cooking?" You're cooking......"
"That's right." Jiang Fenghao nodded without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and said as a matter of course while patting off the grass clippings on his body with his hand, "My husband is hungry, but you haven't gotten up yet, so my husband can only do it himself." ”
"You mean," He Xiaoqiao took a deep breath to suppress his anger, with a hideous smile on his face, and threatened to break his two small fists into Gragra, and asked him through gritted teeth, "You are hungry and want to cook by yourself, and then burn my kitchen by the way, right?" ”
"Yes...... Uh, no, no. Jiang Fenghao originally wanted to complain twice, but as a result, when he faced He Xiaoqiao's murderous face, his momentum immediately weakened, and he lowered his head and confessed in a low voice, "Lady, in fact, I didn't want to burn down your kitchen, really!" Merely...... It's just that "he turned his head weakly, Jiang Fenghao faked coughing twice, looking at the sky and the earth, looking at the mountains and waters, and looking at the fence, but he didn't dare to look at He Xiaoqiao, until his eyes fell on the burning stick in his hand, and he came up with a reason for luck, "Ah, I remembered!" Lady, the firewood you have here is really hard to use, and a lot of smoke comes out just a little bit of it, it's too dangerous! Next time, I will find something better for my husband to come back, and ensure that you will not burn the kitchen when you cook in the future...... Hey? Lady, why are you robbing your husband's burning stick? Huh? Lady, what are you doing as a husband? Yes! Lady, you are angry, you don't dare to be a husband anymore! Lady, lady...... Help me! ”
"Jiang Fenghao, you turtle bastard, play with the old lady's kitchen, I'll fucking kill you first!"
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Although the smoke was billowing from the kitchen, it did not cause a fire, and after a few buckets of water, the burning firewood was extinguished.
He Xiaoqiao resigned himself to carrying a bucket and brushing the blackened walls, and after packing up his things, he was busy for a while, and soon made two dishes and one soup, without looking at Jiang Fenghao, and feasted freely in the room.
The aroma of the food went straight to his nose, Jiang Fenghao probed his brain outside the fence door, and his stomach gurgled, although he really wanted to go over and get a piece of the pie, but considering that He Xiaoqiao might still be angry, and he didn't dare to trespass in, he could only pitifully try to win sympathy with his eyes, "Lady......"
He Xiaoqiao ignored him and ate his belated breakfast silently.
Jiang Fenghao swallowed his saliva and continued to work hard, "Lady, I was wrong. ”
He Xiaoqiao's hand holding the vegetables stopped, looked up at him, and asked slowly, "What's wrong?" ”
There's a play!
Jiang Fenghao was secretly excited in his heart, and hurriedly continued, "My fault is that I shouldn't use the lady's kitchen indiscriminately, the fault is that the lady shouldn't think that the kitchen is on fire, and the fault is that I shouldn't say that the firewood in the lady's house is not easy to use, and ...... There is also ...... "I thought about it for a long time, but I really couldn't think of anything else, and in the end I could only end weakly with three words," ...... Without. ”
He Xiaoqiao chuckled, looking at his wilting appearance, no matter how angry he was, "Come in and eat." ”
Jiang Fenghao's eyes lit up, and he jumped directly from the fence, picking up the rice bowl and gobbling it up very quickly.
Just now let He Xiaoqiao chase after him with a broom for a long time, he was already so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back.
"In the future, you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen unless I am present," He Xiaoqiao glanced at him, put down his chopsticks, and picked up the soup bowl that was placed aside, "Understand?" ”
"Ming...... Hiss, understood. Jiang Fenghao nodded violently, letting the fried fat sausage in the entrance be so spicy that he inhaled.
"If you think it's spicy, you can drink soup." He Xiaoqiao held back a smile and pushed the pig's heart soup that was not so hot with his hand in front of him.
Jiang Fenghao hurriedly stretched out his hand to get the spoon, but the result may have been too strong. I heard a stabbing sound, and I saw that his sleeve was torn entirely, and the tear extended from his shoulder to his armpit and side waist, revealing the bronzed skin inside.
The action of eating froze suddenly, He Xiaoqiao paused, looked at the voice with his eyes, was silent for a while, and then raised his head and met Jiang Fenghao's innocent eyes-
"Poof! Hahahaha......"
laughed too quickly, and choked all the food into the trachea before swallowing, He Xiaoqiao pressed his chest, coughing his whole face as red as rouge.
Jiang Fenghao hurriedly stretched out his hand to pat her on the back, "Lady, slow down, slow down." ”
He Xiaoqiao grabbed the teapot, and without saying a word, poured a bowl of water into the boss, and finally relieved his breath, "Choke me to death......"
Separated from Jiang Fenghao's hand and patted him on the shoulder again, He Xiaoqiao looked sympathetic, "I thought my father was strong enough, but I didn't expect you to be stronger than my father." No wonder his clothes are on you, I always feel so awkward. ”
"It turned out to be my father-in-law's clothes," Jiang Fenghao flicked the sleeves that were torn into several pieces with his hand, and looked at He Xiaoqiao expectantly, "Lady, do you know how to sew clothes?" ”
"It's going to be, it's going to be...... The craftsmanship is a bit out of home. A suspicious flush appeared on He Xiaoqiao's face, and he faked coughing twice to hide his embarrassment, "You can wear it first, and then buy a set in two days." ”
That being said, she didn't expect Jiang Fenghao, the guy who almost starved to death, to find half a copper plate on him, so she had to pay the money in the end.
Jiang Fenghao's eyes lit up, and the small pimples on his face seemed to be able to emit light, "Thank you lady, sure enough, the lady is still distressed for her husband!" Come, lady, this pig's heart......
"Wait!" He Xiaoqiao turned his face sideways, stretched out a finger to push Jiang Fenghao's big face away, and motioned for him to take back the chopsticks in his bowl, "Put it down, I'll do it myself." ”
"That lady is at her own convenience, and you're welcome for her husband."
Jiang Fenghao didn't have the slightest embarrassment of being rejected, withdrew his chopsticks with a smile, threw the pork heart slices into his mouth, and began to launch a second attack on the food on the table.
He Xiaoqiao watched him eat slowly and methodically, while biting his chopsticks and guessing his identity.