Chapter 25: Egg Cake

The process of discussion was naturally very intense, and all the ministers adhered to the spirit of 'I will take the credit, send you to death' and praised their rivals to the sky, and they hated to praise them as a flower so that they could be hit by one stroke today, so as to avoid the embarrassment of being caught.

The originally solemn and deserted Jinluan Hall was suddenly lively, and for a while, I could only hear all kinds of praise and praise, and everyone was smiling.

In the end, the newly appointed rookie emperor waited and waited for the result, and he was impatient, so he simply waved his pen, and the household and military departments who 'couldn't send silver' and 'couldn't fight a good battle' won the lottery in honor, and each got a little red flower of love, and was responsible for wearing it to find someone to ask for money to raise money.

When the two Shangshu received the will, their eggs were broken......

Seeing that the hot potato successfully smashed on other people's heads, the ministers who survived the disaster breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly wiped the cold sweat off their foreheads, not to mention, as soon as the emperor left, the bell for the end of the early dynasty rang, and they rushed out of the Jinluan Hall as quickly as if the soles of their feet were oiled, and they were afraid that if they slowed down, the boss would change their minds and chat with them and drink tea, and then have a 'great task from heaven', so that they could experience what it means to 'suffer their minds, starve their bodies and skin, and work their muscles and bones'.

Among all the people, there are only three people left who have not been affected by this incident: one is the old fox Xiangyang Wang, who has a high prestige among the ministers and the people, and has a heavy army, and the second is Shangguan Yun, the new prime minister who is the most important and the youngest and most promising in the eyes of the people, and finally there is an idle prince Jiang Fenghao, who is said to be proficient in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling.

The three distinct power giants in the imperial court have gathered.

King Xiangyang is nearly forty years older than Jiang Fenghao, although they are brothers, they don't have any common topics, and they have a relationship with Shangguan Yun who is both on and off the stage, so naturally there is nothing to talk about.

Seeing that everyone was gone, the old man of Xiangyang Wang glanced at Jiang Fenghao, who yawned violently and looked like he hadn't woken up, and then looked at Shangguan Yun, who was gentle and calm and older than him not far away, the folds on his old face shook twice, he snorted almost inaudibly, turned around and strode out with his hands behind his back.

Jiang Fenghao happened to be stretching his waist, and when he saw him like this, he immediately laughed cheaply: "Sixth brother, it just rained in the morning." The road is slippery, you still walk slowly, beware of flashing to your waist again like last time. ”

If you are older, it is better to pay more attention.

was stabbed by someone, King Xiangyang staggered on the spot, and couldn't help but turn around and glared at him fiercely, "Shut up!" You don't talk to no one when you're dumb! ”

Yo, the 'old' is ashamed and angry!

"Waist is one of the most important assets of a man, sixth brother, I am concerned about your 'sexual' life......" The words suddenly stopped at this point, and under the murderous eyes of the King of Xiangyang, Jiang Fenghao spread his hands innocently, and when he looked up again, he smiled very annoyingly, "Okay, when I didn't say anything." ”

Seeing the 'older generation' who blew their beards and stared at them leave, Jiang Fenghao touched his chin quite boredly, and then looked up at the blue sky and white clouds on the top, and then learned the appearance of the king of Xiangyang, pretending to have deep hands behind his back, and shook out of the hall unhurriedly, ready to take advantage of the good weather to go home to tease the little lady who loves to fry hair, and by the way to see if he could kidnap her to make a few more delicacies.

"I heard that the prince went to Huguo Temple last month and gained a lot?" Just when Jiang Fenghao was halfway through, Shangguan Yun, who had been watching from the wall, suddenly started talking unwilling to be lonely.

Jiang Fenghao paused, then turned his head lazily, hooking the corners of his mouth with a smile, "Yes, Huguo Temple is indeed a good place, not to mention the outstanding people, even the girls nearby look better than the ones in our capital." ”

"Lord Shangguan should also take a look, presumably with your talent, it is not difficult to meet so many dozen or twenty confidants." Sister loves to be pretty, this is not a lie.

"The lower officials are dull, not as elegant as the prince, and it is okay to travel in the mountains and rivers, so he is this confidant...... I'm afraid that if I didn't meet it, I would make people laugh first. Shangguan Yun still looked like a polite and polite person, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he walked not far from Jiang Fenghao, and was in a straight line with him, "I heard that a few days ago, the prince picked up a mysterious girl from outside, and Xiaguan thought it was a miscommunication, but today I heard you say this, presumably this girl should be the legendary 'pink confidant', right?" ”

"It turns out that Lord Shangguan, in addition to being responsible for solving problems for the emperor, also cares so much about this king, which really flatters this king."

Jiang Fenghao narrowed his good-looking phoenix eyes slightly, the curvature of the corners of his mouth became more and more obvious, and his voice was not cold, making people unable to hear emotions.

Shangguan Yun calmly responded to Jiang Fenghao's ridicule, and generously admitted the fact that he was keen on 'gossip', "The prince sent all the guards in the palace to escort the girl back to the house, and now there are a lot of rumors in the city, and it is difficult for the lower officials to pretend that they have not heard of it." ”

"Oh?" Jiang Fenghao habitually clasped his hands around his chest and glanced at Shangguan Yun, "This king wants to hear what the rumors in the mouth of Shangguan are?" ”

"The prince laughed." Shangguan Yun stood up straight, but turned his face slightly to look at Jiang Fenghao, "Now everyone in the capital is rumoring that the mysterious girl is the future Princess Changning, you can't know it, right?" ”

"Princess? Interesting," Jiang Fenghao touched his smooth chin with his hand and said lazily, "It turns out that everyone is waiting for this king to get married, and that king really has to work harder." ”

Being able to climb to the position of prime minister at a young age, Shangguan Yun's IQ is naturally very comparable, as soon as Jiang Fenghao said this, he immediately understood what it meant.

"Then the lower official will wish the prince a beautiful woman as soon as possible."

"Thank you Lord Shangguan for your kind words, this king will continue to work hard." Jiang Fenghao thanked him without any sincerity, crossed his hands with the appetite of the bad guy, twisted the sissy twice, and then turned his head without smiling, and said to Shangguan Yun, who was not surprised, "This king has to go back and continue to work hard, and strive to bring the princess home as soon as possible. ”

"The prince walks slowly."

Shangguan Yun's expression did not change, and the scholar woman who saw Jiang Fenghao lose her appetite all the way stepped on small steps and twisted to the side of the sedan chair and was carried away coquettishly, and then narrowed her eyes slightly, smiled and walked to the blue soft sedan chair that had been waiting next to her for a long time.

"Go home."

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When Jiang Fenghao returned to the mansion, he happened to meet He Xiaoqiao's cook stalling egg cakes in the mansion, and a certain man with a nose more powerful than some kind of domestic pet directly followed the fragrance.

"Lady, I'm back."

"Coming back?" He Xiaoqiao instructed Cailian to control the heat, and at the same time quickly turned over the egg cake in the pot with a shovel, and when he heard Jiang Fenghao's voice, he didn't raise his head, and he easily put the egg cake that had just been baked and had not had time to slice it into the porcelain plate and handed it over, moving quickly and skillfully, just like a virtuous wife.

At the moment of food, Jiang Fenghao didn't care that there were still a lot of light bulbs next to him, and after taking it with a smile, he couldn't wait to grab the chopsticks and take a bite, but because he didn't notice the temperature, he almost didn't burn his tongue.

"Whew, it's hot!"

He Xiaoqiao saw his face twisted and looked helpless about the Chinese food on the plate, he was stunned at first, then snorted violently and laughed, and hurriedly took water to rinse his mouth, "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, can't you wait for it to cool down before eating?" ”

Jiang Fenghao appealed for himself infinitely aggrieved, "I thought you could eat it if you gave it to me, who knows...... Hiss! ”

Probably touched the wound, Jiang Fenghao's face was distorted again, He Xiaoqiao couldn't cry or laugh, and motioned to Cailian to help extinguish the fire in the stove, while he took off his apron, washed his hands and walked in front of Jiang Fenghao.

"Are the burns serious? Keep your head down and I'll take a look for you. ”

Jiang Fenghao glanced behind him, and a group of cooks who were about to watch a good show all understood when they saw this, and they all found excuses to disperse, and even Cailian secretly sneaked out with the finished product to share with her good sisters.

In less than a while, only Jiang Fenghao and He Xiaoqiao were left in the kitchen.

When everyone was gone, Jiang Fenghao returned to his original shape, bent down and turned his face sideways to let He Xiaoqiao check the wound for him.

"It seems to be fine, which side of the hell did you get hot?" He Xiaoqiao held his face in both hands and looked at the door, looked over and over for a long time and didn't find anything wrong, couldn't help frowning, and began to carefully consider whether to turn over something that could replace a flashlight to take a good look for him.

"Here," Jiang Fenghao tapped his right cheek with his hand near the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were full of malicious snees, "Lady, take a good look at it." ”

He Xiaoqiao didn't doubt him, he leaned over on his tiptoes, and was about to take a closer look, but a shadow hung over her head, and before she could react, Jiang Fenghao's soft and slightly cool thin lips had already touched her lips.

The four eyes met, Jiang Fenghao had a happy smile in his eyes, He Xiaoqiao's eyes widened, and there was a crackling electric current flashing in his head-short circuit.

She's ...... Insulted?

It's just a simple lip to lip, a rather 'pure' kiss, but both of them feel as if their whole bodies are electrified, and there is a strange itching sensation that rises from the back all the way to the top of the head.

After the point was reached, Jiang Fenghao, who had won back one percent, reluctantly let go of He Xiaoqiao, who was completely stunned, and admired her cute appearance of 'taking the opportunity' in a good mood.

After a long time, He Xiaoqiao came back to his senses, raised his head and glanced at Jiang Fenghao, who was smiling evilly, and then blushed and complained, "You lied to me!" ”

There's no such thing as being burned at all, this guy did it on purpose!

"Come and don't be rude, lady, this is a return gift for your husband."

Jiang Fenghao grinned in a high-sounding manner, not denying the fact that he had been intent on eating her tender tofu from the beginning.

The corners of He Xiaoqiao's eyes twitched, and for a moment he didn't know whether to slap him and give him a big pot sticker as a reward or the little bird leaned on his chest and said extremely shyly: I hate it, it's dead!

But......

Return gift?! What a fucking excuse!

"You wait for me!"

He Xiaoqiao puffed out his cheeks, rolled his sleeves hard, grinded his teeth and prepared to overwhelm him and ravage him, and at the same time he also returned the courtesy, so it was fair.

I'm looking forward to seeing what she's doing, but it's clear that now is not the time to do that.

Stretching out his hand and scraping it on her small nose, Jiang Fenghao looked past He Xiaoqiao's puffed face to look at the boiler behind her that had begun to emit black smoke, and reminded her with a smile, "Lady, the cake is burnt." ”

"Huh?" He Xiaoqiao was dazed for a while, and when she also smelled the scorching smell, she immediately wailed, and the whole person jumped up, rushing to the stove in a hurry, "My omelets!" ”

His uncle's! Wasting food is a matter of thunder!

watched He Xiaoqiao shovel out the burnt egg cake and throw it into the swill bucket next to him, and then looked very annoyed and distressed, and brushed the blackened spatula with a vegetable melon cloth, and finally couldn't help laughing.

"Lady, I really like you so much for my husband!"

“…… Like you uncle! Give me a gorgeous roll! ”