Chapter 32: and
Ma Yiwen and Xu Mengying changed their clothes and returned to the front hall, and when they met at the door, they couldn't help but have a silent exchange of eyebrows, and then they entered the door separately with ghosts.
Xu Mengying, who was tasked with 'seducing', was even more impatient as soon as she sat down, winked at Jiang Fenghao, discharged all kinds of fierce charges, pinched her handkerchief, and Sister Pomegranate's upper body, looking like a monkey who came to hook up with me.
The corners of Jiang Fenghao's eyes twitched, and a monstrous wave quickly surged out of his stomach, almost not holding back a fist and swinging it over, even the people standing behind him couldn't bear to turn their heads, let goosebumps all over his body rise up in revolution, and then threw himself into the earth and piled up into a mountain.
It's okay to forget to be reserved, but what's the matter with the convulsions that you suddenly lose your temperament like this?
"This wine is the lotus white that has been stored in the West Mountain cellar for ten years, if you don't dislike it, the two of you can drink more." Resisting the urge to beat the two people on the opposite side and throw them out, Jiang Fenghao worked hard to automatically shield Xu Mengying's face, and habitually wore a smile on his face that had not changed for thousands of years, "Come on, pour wine." β
The maid who was waiting immediately stepped forward and filled the wine glass for the uncle and nephew.
"The wine is fragrant and fragrant, the taste is sweet and mellow, it is really a good wine, a good wine!"
Seeing that Jiang Fenghao was so enthusiastic, Ma Yiwen did not doubt him, and when he had already hooked up with the royal nobles and was about to soar, he was busy urging Xu Mengying, who also felt good about himself, to make a move.
"Ying'er, don't you want to give the prince a drink."
"Yes, uncle." Xu Mengying laughed, and hurriedly held up the wine glass with her hand, "Meng Yingjing respects ......"
"No need, this king is not used to this." Jiang Fenghao interrupted her with a smile, "If you think this wine can be eaten, drink more, don't spoil the king's intentions." β
The main owner opened his mouth like this, and the two of them didn't want to say anything else, so they had to let the maids around them fill their wine glasses again and again.
Although he wondered why Jiang Fenghao didn't mention what happened just now, it seemed that he had a lot of protection for the reckless maid and did not punish him, but after all, he was now on other people's territory, and his official rank and status were several levels lower than others, even if he was unwilling, he could only swallow it silently with wine.
Just when the uncle and nephew were filled with wine and felt that something was wrong, a cold and low male voice suddenly came from the door, "Lord Wang, that wine can't be drunk!" β
Everyone in the room was stunned, Ma Yiwen and Xu Mengying first looked at each other for a while, and then they all stared down at the wine glasses in their hands, resisting the urge to throw them out on the spot, pretending to maintain good etiquette.
"It turned out to be a cold guard."
Compared with the panic of Ma Yiwen and the others, Jiang Fenghao didn't seem to feel anything wrong, and drank all the good wine in the cup in a chic manner, and then lazily glanced at the tall thin figure who was raising his feet to enter the door, "You should tell this king, why can't you drink this wine?" β
"This ......"
Dressed neatly dressed in a nursing home, Leng Qianshan's gaze swept over the crowd in the hall, focusing on Ma Yiwen and Xu Mengying, who were sitting uncomfortably, their mouths opened, and slowly closed back, as if there was something unspeakable.
Jiang Fenghao also glanced at the two people opposite, and raised his eyebrows, "But it doesn't hurt to say it." β
After getting the instructions of his superiors, Leng Qianshan, who was a subordinate of others, had no choice but to tell the truth, "The subordinates caught a suspicious person outside the kitchen, and after interrogation, they found out that the person had drugged the prince's wine." β
As he spoke, he took two steps forward and took out a thin-necked porcelain bottle from his arms and put it in front of Jiang Fenghao, "This was found from that person." The subordinates boldly speculated that this should be the thing that was in the wine. β
The living room was quiet again, Xu Mengying's face suddenly turned green when he saw the small porcelain vase, and his body trembled slightly, and he pulled his uncle Ma Yiwen's sleeve under the table uneasily, the latter swallowed saliva, the Adam's apple slid down, and his face was also frightened, as if the small bottle contained the legendary flood beast.
"Oh?" Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the interesting reactions of the two, Jiang Fenghao sneered in his heart, but on the surface, he was not shocked, lazily leaned back on the chair, pretended to be quite interested, picked up the bottle and looked around, "In addition to the drug, did that person say anything?" β
The man was so stiff-mouthed that he wouldn't say anything. The subordinates were worried about the prince, so they came over to report first. Speaking of this, Leng Qianshan turned his head suddenly, "By the way, Lord Wang, the wine ...... just now"
Jiang Fenghao simply raised the wine jug, nodded with the mouth of the pot downward, and then spread his hands helplessly, "Drink." β
"Drunk all?" Glancing at the wine jug in Jiang Fenghao's hand, Leng Qianshan's face was strange and pondered for a long time. After a while, he suddenly changed into a light and breezy appearance, and added in a relaxed tone, "Oh, that's okay." β
As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately focused their eyes on him.
Leng Qianshan calmly explained, "According to the man's explanation just now, because he was in a hurry, he only had time to drug one of the pots of wine, and the pot had a swastika he madeββ"
The words stopped at this point, and there was no need for Leng Qianshan to say more, the eyes of everyone in the hall had quickly gathered on Jiang Fenghao.
As for the latter, he clearly hooked the corners of his mouth, very generously raised the wine jug higher, and shook it from side to side so that everyone could satisfy their curiosity and see it clearly.
The smooth surface of the flask is so bright that it can be seen in a mirror, not to mention the swastika, not even a scratch the size of a sesame seed.
The result is naturally self-evident, the lucky Lord did not choose to be used as a guinea pig - but since the wine has been delivered from the kitchen to the dinner table, it means that there will definitely be other people who are unfortunate enough to be tricked.
Who is it?
Everyone's eyes drifted and drifted, slowly drifting from Jiang Fenghao's side to the various soup bowls on the table, and finally landed on the other wine jug on the table.
Staring at the wine jug in front of them with a bright cross engraved at a little under the lid, Ma Yiwen and Xu Mengying's faces were as colorful as a neon light, from black to pale and then to purple, and finally fixed on the green.
"It turns out that the wine was drunk by the two of ......! I'm really sorry, what happened in the house, it was all due to the king's mismanagement. Looking at the two people on the other side who were sweating profusely and didn't know how to deal with themselves, Jiang Fenghao resisted the urge to laugh wildly, and tried to pretend to be sympathetic and regretful, "Come on, go and ask for a doctor......
"Lord Wang, my subordinates think that the doctor can not be used." Leng Qianshan, who had been watching coldly all along, suddenly spoke again, holding the long knife that never left his body in his arms with his hands around his chest, "Because that person just said that it was ...... in the wine."
Before Leng Qianshan finished speaking, Ma Yiwen, who was holding his stomach with a twisted face, had already stood up violently, hunched over and pouted his ass and released a stinky fart that shook the sky.
"Uncle!" Being in the smell of gas, Xu Mengying, who also had abdominal pain, shouted with a warning on his face, and he was holding his stomach like a pins and needles, desperately resisting the urge to fart, and while trying to crack a terrifying smile that was almost distorted towards Jiang Fenghao, "Lord Wang, Meng Ying suddenly remembered that there was still something, no ...... I didn't do it, please let my uncle and I ...... first."
"Ah, there are cockroaches!"
The crowd didn't know who suddenly shouted, and then only screams were heard, and in the midst of the chaotic shaking of the figures, Xu Mengying was holding her stomach in a cold sweat, and was hesitating whether to take the opportunity to run to the thatched house a few times to solve her physiological needs, when a finger-sized black-brown insect suddenly came from far and near, snapped and firmly stuck to the middle of her eyes, followed by a stinky and dirty oversized shoe.
Frightened by this, Xu Mengying, who was also turning the earth upside down in his stomach, was stunned, and when he was about to open his throat and scream, the faster farts were already like thunder, and they sounded in the living room one after another.
There was a deathly silence in the living room.
ββ¦β¦ It's a laxative. β
Leng Qianshan, who put on a powerful poss with a cool face but was neglected for a long time, finally seized the opportunity to brush up on his presence, and slowly told the truth to everyone to popularize science.
ββ¦β¦β
Facing the stunned or sympathetic or snickering eyes of everyone in front of him, Xu Mengying, whose face was like ashes, finally couldn't stand it anymore, rolled his eyes, and successfully fainted with the same half-dead little Qiangjun.
I wanted Xu Mengying to climb the big tree of Jiang Fenghao to help him soar, but he didn't expect to end up in such an embarrassing situation.
Seeing that the niece who was not angry fainted in fright, his whole body was itchy and painful as if he had suddenly been gnawed by thousands of ants, and Ma Yiwen, who had abdominal pain, couldn't care about any polite image, covered his stomach with a green face and rushed out of the door, all the way to the toilet.
Seeing him leave all the way, everyone in the hall had a tense face, cheek muscles twitched, and they looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
Jiang Fenghao didn't speak, they didn't move, a group of people sat or stood, and they gathered in a circle without sympathy, Xu Mengying, who was already completely unconscious, couldn't wait to take a picture of this wonderful scene with a mobile phone.
When He Xiaoqiao came out of the next room, the large 'garbage' Xu Mengying had already been carried away and sent to the hospital, and several maids were busy cleaning up the messy dining table.
Jiang Fenghao, as the owner, was still sitting next to him drinking a little wine, and when he saw her walking over, he didn't forget to raise his wine glass to her.
Glancing at Leng Qianshan, who was standing next to him and was no different from a big piece of wood, He Xiaoqiao pulled a stool and sat down next to Jiang Fenghao, without much wordiness, "What is in that bottle?" β
Judging from the frightened expressions of the two uncles and nephews just now, the answer to who the bottle she inadvertently got belonged to, is already coming out.
Now she wondered what it was in, and the real reason why the uninvited pair of uncles and nephews dared to go out of their way to wield the tiger's whiskers.
Of course, if it weren't for the person who accidentally delivered the things to her last night, maybe Jiang Fenghao, who was defenseless today, would have really let them successfully push them down - so you must be cautious when choosing teammates, don't struggle if you meet a pig teammate, hurry up and prepare for the annihilation of the whole army!
"It's just some of the commonly used acacia powder in the Qinglou, the most unpopular rejuvenating medicine, and you can't eat the dead."
Faced with He Xiaoqiao's question, Jiang Fenghao did not beat around the bush this time, but chose to give a straightforward answer.
"I see."
As soon as Jiang Fenghao said this, He Xiaoqiao immediately understood everything.
The daughter of a rich family is hot-headed and looks forward to flying on the branches to become a phoenix, and hits it off with her uncle who is bent on entering the imperial court, and vainly tries to take innocence as a bargaining chip to stage an immortal jump and successfully ascend to the throne and enter the palace-
It's really a bloody drama, and it's a shame that the uncle and nephew are still complacent and happy to think that they are acting seamlessly.
Such a blood-drenched 'Too young, too simple 'Tucson break' is simply impossible to look at.
- I don't know if after Xu Mengying wakes up, remembering that he has lost his image of screaming and farting in front of everyone, will he hit the wall pillar on impulse?
Well, it's likely.
Amitabha, what a sin, a sin!