In the middle of the day, the wind and snow do not stop, on a traffic artery at the boundary of Mengzhou, there is a slope post, called the cross slope.

There was a wine shop on the slope with towering trees, and a woman was yawning and wiping down the tables and chairs in boredom.

I saw that the woman was wearing a bright red silk skirt, wiping her face with rouge and lead powder, and her bewitching body was covered by a thick cotton jacket, but she wanted to lower her neckline, revealing her full breasts loomingly.

"On this cold day, there is not a single unlucky ghost, but didn't it cut us off our livelihood?"

The woman complained to the winery, and when she heard her words, the curtain was lifted to reveal a man dressed in a thick cotton cloth and holding two boning knives in his hands.

The man grinned, said with a shy face: "Lady, on this windy and snowy day, since there are no fat sheep coming to the door, why don't we close the shop and rest." ”

"You are a useless wreck, but you want to let the old lady suffer with you, I tell you the vegetable garden, if you can't open it today, my grandson Erniang will cut off your ears and eat wine." The woman scolded fiercely.

The husband and wife are no one else, but a pest in the territory of Mengzhou, the male is called the vegetable garden-Zhang Qing, and the female is called the dominatrix-Sun Erniang.

These two people are entrenched in the cross-slope traffic artery, open a black shop here, often use sweat medicine, and numb the pedestrians who come here to rest and sharpen. After the pedestrian is killed, a large piece of good meat is washed and marinated and sold as yellow beef, and the small meat is chopped up to make adult meat steamed buns.

There is a rumor in the rivers and lakes that says: "The big tree crosses the slope, who dares to go there?" The fat ones are cut into steamed bun fillings, but the thin ones are thrown away to fill the river!! ”

These two people are doing bad things and losing their conscience, but they are also afraid of ruining their reputation, and they have set up a rule of "third-class people must not be broken":

That is, the wandering monks do not kill, the prostitutes in the upper courtyards of the rivers and lakes do not kill, and the people who commit crimes everywhere do not kill.

But it's not that he is a bitch and wants to set up a torii.

Zhang Qing was about to answer, but his eyes looked through the door of the wine shop, and suddenly the corners of his mouth rose, and on his originally honest and honest face, his eyebrows were murderous, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he smiled directly at Sun Erniang.

"Lady, it's not a pity to see it, let me keep this pair of ears, it's time for us to open Fortune City."

Sun Erniang turned her head to look at Zhang Qing's line of sight, and saw a huge man wearing a mink hat in the wind and snow down the slope, walking quickly towards the slope.

The two glanced at each other, and Zhang Qing turned around and went back to the kitchen, Sun Erniang lifted her spirits and continued to wipe the tables and chairs casually.

But seeing that the big man had arrived at the door of the wine shop in a blink of an eye, he shouted towards the wine shop in a loud voice: "Shopkeeper, quickly cut five catties of sauce beef with the Sprinkler family, warm a jar of wine, and the Sprinkler family will eat it in three or two before going on the road." ”

When Sun Erniang heard this, she said in her heart, but she was not about to send you on the road, and then greeted the door with a smile on her face.

Fang was far away, and he couldn't see it really, but at this time, the big man approached, but Sun Erniang was in her heart.

I saw that this big man was born with a round face and big ears, a straight nose and a square mouth, a raccoon dog beard on the cheeks, eight feet long, and a wide waist of ten girths. Carrying a heavy package in one hand and a water-milled iron Zen staff in the other, it was a little daunting.

The big man glanced at Sun Erniang head-on, frowned slightly, and said bluntly: "You woman, you do business when you do business, but you are doing it with white flowers. ”

Sun Erniang didn't care about it on her face, but she suppressed the fear just now in her heart, and she gave the death penalty to this big man, tightened her neckline, and said with a smile: "In the middle of winter, the wind and snow are heavy, and the slope is sparsely populated. ”

Dahan listened to his words, and he didn't say much, so he said: "That's it, but the Sprinkle family can't talk about you, just quickly put some wine and meat on the Sprinkle family, and after eating, the Sprinkle family has to hurry." ”

Sun Erniang poured a cup of hot tea for her, said "wait", and flashed into the kitchen.

Dahan put the luggage at his feet, tore off the mink hat on his head, revealing a huge and shiny bald head, and picked up the hot tea in front of him with one hand, thinking to himself.

But it was not that the Sprinkle family was greedy and misguided, and it took more than a month to go straight to Mengzhou, a heroic figure like Taishan Jun in Dulonggang, and saved my Lin Chong brother, but the Sprinkle family almost made a mistake and neglected the congratulatory gift that Brother Yan wanted to send.

Fortunately, there is still half a month left for the wedding of Taishan Jun, and after eating this meal of wine and meat, the Sprinkler family will be faster, and it will be better to meet in Dulonggang earlier.

"Phew. Unlucky, I waited for a few days but waited for a monk. ”

Zhang Qing, who was in the kitchen inside, saw the appearance of the man outside taking off his mink hat through the door curtain, and said with a sip.

When Sun Erniang heard this, she poured the sweat medicine in her hand into the wine jar in front of her, her eyebrows were murderous, her eyes showed a fierce light, and she said sharply: "What about the monk, not to mention that it hasn't been open for a few days, it is the monk who dares to speak disrespectfully to the old lady, and the old lady will send him to see the king of Hades." ”

"Lady, wouldn't he break our rules if he broke it." Zhang Qing said urgently.

"What kind of bullshit rules, you are doing the business of killing people and overselling goods, and you have to abide by the rules, you can see the burden under the monk's feet, let me tell you, I just looked carefully, there is a bulging inside, tinkling, either gold or silver." Sun Erniang scolded in a low voice.

When Zhang Qing heard this, he fell into deep thought, and after a while, he only took out the sauce meat from the pot and handed it to Sun Erniang, which was regarded as expressing his position.

Seeing this, Sun Erniang laughed in a low voice: "That's right, don't say anything else, just that monk is fat, it's enough for us to sell it for half a month." ”

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Sun Erniang came out of the kitchen with the sauce meat and warm wine, put the wine and meat on the table in front of the big man, set them one by one, and said with a smile: "Guest officer, you eat well, if you have any other needs, you can say hello." ”

Hearing this, the big man waved his hand, and only signaled for him to step back and take care of himself.

After eating a few chopsticks sauce meat, the big man frowned, this sauce meat seemed to taste a little strange, but he couldn't say where the blame was, but he felt that the taste was not very different from what he had eaten in the past.

Dahan didn't think much about it, opened the cover of the wine jar, held the jar and poured a few large sips of hot wine, only to feel that his whole body was suddenly transparent.

However, this comfortable feeling only lasted for a moment, and the big man felt that the world was spinning, his feet rose and fell like stepping on waves, his eyelids fell heavily, and he vaguely felt that there was a man and a woman, looking at him with a mocking face, and then he fell to the ground, unconscious.

That Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang heard the movement outside, so they flashed out of the kitchen. But when he saw that Zhang Qing, carrying a boning knife, he took three steps and made two steps, and he was about to step forward and kill the big man.

At a critical moment, I suddenly heard an angry shout outside the door of the wine shop.

"Splash thief~~"

I saw two iron melon hammers flying in front of the door, one just knocked the boning knife in Zhang Qing's hand to the ground, and the other forced him to take a few steps back.

Between the lightning and flint, an ugly man with a length of more than seven feet and a pockmarked face rushed into the house, and while Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang were hesitant and stunned, they picked up the big man who was flipped to the ground and fled out.

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