Chapter 115: Proof is also a fool
The sun was just setting in the west, and when Chun Shisanniang got up and finished freshening up, and was applying thick powder to her face, her niece Yinhua suddenly rushed in, and without saying a word, she took her hand and ran downstairs, "Auntie, you come with me." β
"What's going on?" Chun Thirteen Niang smeared the large lump of rouge on her face with her empty hand, and ran to the backyard with Yinhua in confusion.
"You'll know when you come." With a trace of irrepressible excitement on Yinhua's face, she hurriedly pulled her to the backyard, opened the door, opened the door and beckoned outside.
"What the hell do you want to do?"
Chun Thirteen Niang stretched out her hand to tighten the collar a little, so as not to let the cold wind pour into the clothes, seeing this, she also followed the probe to look out, but as soon as she saw the pestle in the alley, the anger that had been held back for several days immediately came up.
"Hey, you stinky boy! Where did you run after two days? You don't want to come to work here, do you? β
Hong Fang grinned and smirked and shouted Thirteen Niang, just about to explain, Yinhua over there couldn't wait to soften her voice and say good things for him, "Auntie, Brother Fang, he has no choice but to come here, don't scold him." β
"Who scolded him? That's what I'll say! Chun Thirteen Niang snorted angrily, poked Yinhua's forehead with her index finger, and looked like she hated iron but not steel, "I've really raised you for so many years!" As soon as I saw this kid, I lost my soul, and I couldn't wait to send it to others with my heart and lungs. He hasn't come to work in the past few days, can't I, the owner, say a few words? β
Since she took Yinhua to her side, she has always raised her as her own daughter, and she has introduced a lot of young talents to her in the past two years, but she just hasn't taken a fancy to any of them.
A few days ago, I didn't know what kind of demon I was in, but I actually looked at Hong Fang, a big old man who wanted money and no money, and he didn't marry a non-gentleman who was desperate!
Chun Shisanniang's persuasion has been ineffective many times, and she no longer knows how to communicate with this niece who is very stubborn and has an unusual aesthetic.
"Auntie, you may have been too busy to remember, Brother Fang and the three of them had something to do temporarily, so they quit your job a long time ago." Of course, Yinhua also knew that what Chun Thirteen Niang said was reasonable, but with Hong Fang in mind, it was naturally impossible to stand idly by.
"I remember that you personally promised to let them go at the end of this month." hugged Chun Thirteen Niang's arm affectionately, Yinhua rarely showed her little daughter's delicate appearance, and said coquettishly in a small voice, "Auntie, you just look at my face, don't worry about Brother Fang and them, okay?" β
"Look at you! People say that girls are extroverted, and it's true. Chun Thirteen Niang glared at her helplessly, but the unhappy look on her face dissipated a lot, "I haven't married yet, and I've already started to talk to outsiders!" "It's so sad.
"Auntie!" Yinhua stomped her feet, her face was like a peach blossom, she snorted, secretly glanced at Hong Fang, who was looking at her with a smile, and turned her head to Chun Thirteen Niang, "Brother Fang, they came today to discuss something with their aunt, why don't you invite them into the house first?" β
"What can't be said here?" Chun Thirteen Niang took Yinhua behind her, raised her head and faced Hong Fang, her expression was quite disapproving.
Can she still not know what this stinky boy thinks about her niece? She didn't agree to the last time she came to propose, and this time she must have said that it couldn't be wrong.
"Since Thirteen Niang knows what is going on, then we don't need to talk nonsense anymore." He Xiaoqiao, who had been standing behind Hong Fang, couldn't wait any longer when he heard this, so he simply walked out by himself, lifted the hat of his cloak and looked at Chun Thirteen Niang with a puzzled face, "Thirteen Niang, do you still recognize who I am?" β
"You?" Chun Thirteen Niang frowned, looked at He Xiaoqiao's face with dead white foundation, and shook her head after a while, "It looks a little familiar...... Didn't you meet the girl before? β
Not only have we met, but I have been looking at each other every day for more than a month.
"Since Thirteen Niang can't recognize who I am, it's better to come and see her." He Xiaoqiao laughed heartily, and beckoned behind Hong Fang, "Come out." β
A tall figure grabbed the strap of the cloak and walked forward slowly, stopped beside He Xiaoqiao a little uncomfortably, hung his head and was silent for a long time, before he reluctantly lifted his hat under her repeated urging, revealing a soft and delicate face underneath.
Not to mention that Chun Thirteen Niang's eyes were full of appreciation, even Yinhua, who knew the truth, couldn't help but grow her mouth into an O-shape.
Bai Shou's facial features are already very delicate and handsome, and after dressing up as a woman, there is no sense of disobedience at all, because the Adam's apple also allows He Xiaoqiao and Cailian to use makeup effects to cover it, so in addition to being a little exaggerated in terms of height, he looks like a dark iceberg beauty, and his cold face is quite attractive.
"How? Does Thirteen Niang still recognize him? β
His eyes slipped around the two 'women', one tall and one short, and then turned back to look at Hong Fang, who was touching the back of his head and smirking, the old and refined Chun Thirteen Niang quickly figured out the truth as expected, and immediately widened her eyes and shouted in disbelief, "Xiao Qiao? He Xiaoqiao? β
βBingoοΌ That's right! β
Seeing the surprised appearance of Chun Thirteen Niang as he wished, He Xiaoqiao laughed, leaned against the wall with his hands around his chest, squinted and praised, "Thirteen Niang is really amazing, you can see it in this way." β
"You're a woman?" Chun Shi Niang asked with a throat, her mouth open so much that she could almost swallow a duck egg.
He Xiaoqiao patted his shoulder with his hand, and tried to lift up his chest to show her, "It's like a fake!" β
Chun Thirteen Niang felt that she had just gotten up and was so stimulated that she couldn't stand it, and looked at Bai Shou's eyes with almost despair, "In this way, she is ......"
"That's right." He Xiaoqiao didn't wait for her to finish speaking, and hurriedly answered, and asked quite proudly, "How is it?" Thirteen Niang thinks that our two sisters are very successful in dressing up as men? β
Hearing the word sister, Bai Shou's expressionless face turned black uncontrollably - damn a woman pretending to be a man, who the is pretending to be a man! He's a gentleman, a pure man!
"You...... You ......" Chun Shi Niang clutched her chest, instantly feeling that her aesthetics had collapsed.
He Xiaoqiao was worried that she would be angry and would not let Yinhua get married, so he quickly softened his tone and explained to her in a kind and angry manner, "Before, the three of our brothers and sisters were so troubled that they pretended to be men, not deliberately deceiving Thirteen Niang and everyone, and I hope Thirteen Niang will forgive me." β
Yinhua leaned over and muttered two more words in Chun Shisanniang's ear, completely dispelling the suspicions in her heart - as for what she said, it was naturally all instructed by He Xiaoqiao in advance, and the content was nothing more than that Yinhua had 'accidentally' had physical contact with the two of them and could prove that both of them were women.
"You two monkey spirits are very tight-hidden." Habitually wanted to wave the handkerchief, but found that she was in too much hurry and didn't bring it, Chun Shisanniang, who had calmed down, pursed her lips, bent her hand, stuffed a strand of hair from her ear back behind her ear, and squinted at the three people opposite, "Honestly, what are you here for?" You can't just tell me who you really are, right? β
"That's right," He Xiaoqiao nodded seriously, and echoed with a pure and innocent face, "The three of us brothers and sisters are really just here to confess this matter to you today." β
"That's all?" Chun Shisanniang rolled her eyes, her right index finger was about to move, and she wanted to poke He Xiaoqiao's forehead on the spot, "That's okay, I've seen it, and I know about you, so this matter will be revealed." I have a lot of adults, don't worry about you deceiving the whole Yihong Courtyard, if you have nothing else to do, leave quickly, don't stop me from doing business. β
As he spoke, he pulled the reluctant silver flower back to his side, and he was going to call someone to close the door.
"Wait!" He Xiaoqiao hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it, and looked at the impatient Chun Thirteen Niang with a smile, "Since Thirteen Niang already knows the true identity of our sisters, then the relationship between our eldest brother and Sister Yinhua ......"
"The day after tomorrow, let the matchmaker come to the door to propose, and the gift will be the same as last time, and I won't agree to anything less!" Simply putting down the words, Chun Shisanniang glared at Hong Fang, who was standing on the periphery, and slammed the door shut.
He Xiaoqiao turned his head and raised his eyebrows at Hong Fang, who was already too happy to find the north, "Did you hear that?" What is Light doing here giggling? Why don't you go back and get things ready! β
"Go now, go now!" Hong Fang answered twice in a row, laughing so hard that his eyes were almost out of sight, and he could only see two neat rows of big white teeth.
The three of them returned to the side of the carriage, Cai Lian was guarding outside, and when they saw them coming back, they immediately lifted the curtain and put down the stool so that He Xiaoqiao could climb up smoothly.
Probably because Le was already a little insane, Hong Fang didn't care if it was still on the street, he reached out and touched Bai Shou's bulging chest, quickly and obscenely took out a still hot bun from his clothes, and stuffed it into his mouth without saying a word.
The strange thing is that Bai Shou didn't look angry at all, but calmly straightened his funny chest on one side, turned his head to glare at Hong Fang, and walked into the carriage and sat down without saying a word.
Seeing this, He Xiaoqiao, who witnessed the whole process, immediately stretched out his claws of Lushan and prepared to implement the 'chest attack' policy, but he didn't expect Bai Shou to avoid it with precautions, and he reached out first to take out the bun, wrapped it in oiled paper, and then handed it to He Xiaoqiao.
Love to joke! Hong Fang doesn't forget it, it's a brother who has nothing to say, and now after suffering a loss, there will always be a chance to find him to beat him back.
But if He Xiaoqiao also picked up his clothes and took things, and let Jiang Fenghao know, he wouldn't have to splatter blood for five steps?
Thinking of this, Bai Shou's rouge gouache-coated face began to distort again.
All the way unimpeded.
After returning to the house, He Xiaoqiao immediately asked someone to notify Liu Yidao to find a matchmaker to propose marriage.
Because of the cross-dressing of Bai Shou this time, this family business is no longer hindered by the words 'broken sleeves and peaches'.
He Xiaoqiao and Bai Shou, who have been 'normalized', are no longer an excuse for Chun Shisanniang to turn down their marriage, even if they 'like men'.
So when the matchmaker came to the door again the next day, she who had already understood Hong Fang's family background responded very simply, and generously gave the woman's draft post, and gave the matchmaker two taels of silver, so that the matchmaker could find someone to help pick a good day, so that Hong Fang and Yinhua could settle down as soon as possible.
Hong Fang, who received the news, was so excited that he howled in the palace like a wolf for most of the day, if Liu Yidao hadn't knocked him several times with a cane as a warning, it is estimated that he would have been able to howl all the way to the night without stopping.