Chapter 123: Enlightenment
"When the guests come to the house, I don't know." He Xiaoqiao clenched his fists, resisting the urge to rush forward and beat the two of them, and looked at Lu Ziqi with a smile, "I think senior brother shouldn't mind helping me introduce him, right?" β
Lu Ziqi had a bitter face, if he could, he really hoped that he could sharpen his head immediately and quickly find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Brother and sister, listen to me......"
"Brother Lu, are these people also from Brother Jiang's mansion?" The little white flower that even sat down and had to hold her chest and pretend to have an asthma attack seemed to find someone at the door, blinking her eyes and asking innocently, "Why did you come in and didn't report it, so that Qi'er thought it was a wild girl from somewhere." β
When talking about the wild girl, her eyes swept over He Xiaoqiao and Cailian with a hint of contempt.
"You're just ......" Cai Lian wanted to rush up and scold when she heard this, but He Xiaoqiao stopped her with a gloomy face, "Don't move yet, I want to hear what else she can say." β
"They are ......"
Lu Ziqi, who was sweating profusely, was just about to speak, but the little white flower over there had already pretentiously supported the golden hairpin on her head with her hand, and said delicately with the appearance of being a housewife, "Brother Lu, you don't have to help them excuse you." When Brother Jiang comes back, Qi'er must ask him to find someone to teach these minions again, otherwise it will not be good to lose the face of the palace in the future. β
Later?! Who's with you and after!
If He Xiaoqiao hadn't stopped her, Cai Lian would have rushed up and tore her mouth apart!
The real mistress of the palace is here, and you don't know where to sit and say anything about it if you don't know which mountain it comes from, and you really can't do it when everyone else is dead?
Not only Cai Lian was so angry that smoke was rising above his head, but even Hong Fang, who had always been polite to women, frowned in disgust, and Bai Shou, who had always been the calmest, was already thinking about how to quietly dispose of the two pollution sources that made the entire palace smoky.
Looking at the people gathered more and more outside the hall to see the excitement and help his princess by the way, Lu Ziqi suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision for him to come here today, he would be disabled by Jiang Fenghao, definitely!
"Senior brother," He Xiaoqiao's eyes were calm, and he looked at Lu Ziqi fixedly, "I didn't hear clearly what others said that I could think of her as a fart, but you said it differently." Maybe you can choose to be honest with me now, what the fuck is going on? β
Although she tried her best to hide her anger, her heaving chest and the swear words that couldn't help but come out still leaked into her heart.
"Brother and sister, listen to me, there is a reason for this." Lu Ziqi carefully considered the choice of words, trying to avoid saying the wrong thing to make He Xiaoqiao blow up her hair - although she was not far from fried hair now, "I ...... with my junior brother"
"What else could it be?" The little maid who had spoken earlier snorted again, and said in a screeching voice with disdain, "Tell you, your eyes are wide open for me!" Our young lady is Jiang Gongzi's fiancΓ©e, the future princess of Changning! β
"Ruyi!" Xiao Baihua pulled her handkerchief, looking extremely shy, but her words were full of pride, "Don't talk nonsense, let Brother Jiang hear it, and I should say that I am not reserved enough." β
As soon as these words came out, the audience immediately fell silent.
After a long time, He Xiaoqiao couldn't help but burst out laughing, and the people watching the excitement outside the house immediately burst into laughter, and even Cai Lian, who was full of anger, couldn't help but bend the corners of her mouth, laughing so much that she couldn't see her teeth.
The pair of servants in the room, who were still proudly waiting for flattery, were stunned when they heard the laughter, and the little white flower's face was like a neon sign changing in various colors, and she wrung her handkerchief with an angry look.
As for Lu Ziqi, he had already covered his face with his hands and couldn't bear to look at it anymore.
That's enough! He already knew he had no future!
Even if he can walk out of the Changning Mansion soundly today, he may have to die on the streets in two days...... O God!
Seeing that everyone was laughing non-stop, the little maid named Ruyi scolded sharply, "What are you laughing at? A group of people who don't have long eyes, when our young lady becomes the princess, there will definitely be you ......"
"Shut up!" Lu Ziqi really couldn't listen to it anymore, so he turned around and yelled at Ruyi.
it! He is desperately trying to explain here, but the two idiots over there have been tearing down the stage for themselves, even once, several times in a row, even the saint is about to burst into flames!
"This is Changning Palace, not your Gao family!" Lu Ziqi suppressed his anger, if it weren't for the principle of not beating women, Ruyi would have been lying on the ground a long time ago, life and death were unknown, "Even I'm just a guest, who do you think you are?" Chirp crookedly and talk endlessly, are you annoyed? β
"I ...... I ......" Ruyi's face turned pale with fright by Lu Ziqi's gloomy gaze, and he almost fell backwards on his feet, and hurriedly reached out and grabbed the back of the chair tightly, wanting Xiao Baihua to support him, "Miss...... Miss save me. β
Obviously, her own people fell into such an embarrassing realm, which made Xiao Baihua very angry, but she took the weak route, and at this time, even if she was angry, she could only ravage the handkerchief in her hand, knock out her teeth and swallow blood.
"It's Ruyi who is ignorant, and Qi'er is here to make amends to Brother Lu." As he spoke, he stood up and saluted softly, and when he looked up again, he looked pitiful again, "Brother Lu, Qi'er only has one relative in Ruyi now, and you have a lot of adults, so don't be angry, okay?" Qi'er will definitely take care of her in the future. β
"You'd better do what you say." Lu Ziqi had a headache, although he hated to dissociate himself from these two and pretend to be passers-by, but he was forced to promise the master to take good care of their master and servant earlier, and he had no choice at all. I had to bite the bullet and endure it again and again, hoping to one day be able to refine the realm of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"It seems that Senior Brother still has something to do, so let's not bother." He Xiaoqiao has no interest in watching it anymore, this play is so badly acted, it is completely unsightly, "When Jiang Fenghao comes back, remember to tell me, I will congratulate him." β
"No, brother and sister, listen to me......" Seeing He Xiaoqiao looking at him with a smile, Lu Ziqi's outstretched hand stopped in mid-air, and he deeply felt that his future was dark.
"No need to explain, the 'future' Princess Changning is still waiting for your forgiveness, senior brother, whether you are chatting and farting or drinking tea and eating, don't count us, please allow me and other little people to retire first."
Today, she prayed for Lu Zi to save face, so it was no such thing.
But if Jiang Fenghao couldn't say that he was ugly after he came back, she would definitely ask him to try the taste of the Nine Yin White Bone Claw and the Force Vajra Palm.
Returning to Fengzhu Yayuan with a gloomy face, He Xiaoqiao went straight to the kitchen after putting down his things, silently took out the flour and began to mix the noodles, and made a whole large basin, and then kneaded it into a large ball, threw it on the table, gritted his teeth, and began to punch it one by one, without any ambiguity.
Bai Shou was not interested in leaning against the trunk of the tree with a long sword, Cailian, Suo'er and Hong Fang were watching outside the window, the three of them had three heads, and witnessed with their own eyes how He Xiaoqiao pounded the dough into potholes with a hideous face, turned over and hit a heavyweight old fist over, listening to the overwhelmed moans of the case in his ears, all of them looked frightened.
It seems that the princess is very angry this time!
Thinking of this, the three of them unanimously recited Amitabha Buddha in their hearts for Jiang Fenghao, who had not yet returned.
So a little later, when Jiang Fenghao finally got out of the palace and came back, as soon as he entered the door, he received sympathetic eyes from all his subordinates.
Amber, the oldest in the house and in charge of the garden, came over hunched over, patted him on the shoulder with infinite sympathy, said 'take care, child' and walked away.
Jiang Fenghao was confused, frowned and asked Leng Qianshan to ask the reason, and the latter was very dutiful and only pointed out the key points for him, "The princess is very angry." β
Seeing Jiang Fenghao jumping onto the roof, a few ups and downs disappeared into the distance, and a dark guard with a whole body in darkness suddenly appeared beside Leng Qianshan, "Boss, why don't you tell the princess that the princess is angry with him?" β
Leng Qianshan stood in place like a statue for a while, and then he rubbed his face and touched his chin, "...... I forgot. β
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Jiang Fenghao went up and down a few times on the roof, and when he rushed to Fengzhu Yayuan in a hurry, he found that the woman who was 'very angry' in Leng Qianshankou was calmly cooking dumplings in the kitchen.
"Lady!"
He Xiaoqiao raised his eyelids, glanced at him unhappily, and his voice was terrifyingly calm, "Back?" β
Hong Fang, who was dragging the broken case out next to him, couldn't help but glance at him, and it was the kind of sympathetic gaze like looking at a dead person.
Jiang Fenghao suddenly had a feeling of wind behind him, "Lady, I heard that you are in a bad mood, what happened?" β
"It's nothing," He Xiaoqiao shrugged his shoulders and calmly took out the boiled dumplings, "It's just that the 'gift' you are going to give me has already arrived in the mansion, and I am now sitting in the hall waiting for you to come back." β
Sitting...... Wait for him to come back?
A bad feeling hit his heart, Jiang Fenghao felt that he needed to go to the hall to take a look first, the current situation was too weird, but he had to ask clearly before leaving, "Lady, you don't like the gift I gave you?" β
It doesn't make sense, he prepares it according to her preferences.
"I like it, why don't I like it?" He Xiaoqiao suddenly laughed, and the smile was extraordinarily sweet, "You don't know how happy I was when I received the gift." β
The two men and two women, who had already straightened their ears and were hiding outside the door and eavesdropping, invariably added in their hearts: Yes, she was so happy that she hated to turn into a berserker on the spot and kill one by one.
This is clearly not right!
Seeing her smiling happily, Jiang Fenghao's back was cold, and he subconsciously wanted to find someone to make things clear first, "Since that's the case, then I'll go and see first." β
He had to find out what was in the hall, or else it would be hard to get by.
"Hey, don't worry. You must be hungry when you've been out for so long, right? He Xiaoqiao was going to let him go now, so he gently and virtuously reached out and patted the snowflakes off his shoulder, squinted with a smile and picked up the plate of boiled dumplings and handed it to him, and then stuffed a pair of chopsticks, "Come, eat some dumplings first." β
Seeing that Jiang Fenghao took the chopsticks tremblingly, He Xiaoqiao walked over with great satisfaction, walked around behind him and pressed him on the stool, and then put his hand on his shoulder, acting as a masseuse for the first time.
The little hands on his shoulders were obviously pinching and pinching gently, but Jiang Fenghao's personal feeling was as if he was being pressed by a thousand catties of heavy burden, and he didn't dare to put down chopsticks when he looked at the plate of white and cute dumplings.
"Lady, for the husband, I think it's better to ...... first"
"First what?" Where Jiang Fenghao couldn't see, He Xiaoqiao's face was hideous, but his voice was completely opposite and sweet, "Didn't you say you wanted to eat dumplings yesterday?" Now that it's ready, why don't you eat it? Is it because you don't like what I'm doing well? β
β¦β¦ Jiang Fenghao now wants to retract what he said yesterday, I don't know if it's too late to talk back?
After being persuaded by He Xiaoqiao diligently, a certain prince who was terrified finally compromised, it seems that if he doesn't eat this dumpling today, he won't want to enter Fengzhu Yayuan in the future.
That's it! As long as he can dissipate his breath from his own mother, he will admit it even if it is a laxative! Early death is still early birth, it's a big deal to find antidiarrheal medicine to eat immediately after eating.
In line with the idea of entertaining relatives in colorful clothes, he trembled and picked up a white fat dumpling, Jiang Fenghao closed his eyes and threw the dumplings into his mouth as if he were dead.
In just half a second, the overwhelming spicy taste immediately filled the entire mouth, and the pungent taste that was different from the expected one choked into the nose and head, which was simply refreshing and maddening.
Jiang Fenghao's nose was sour, and he swallowed the dumplings whole with a trembling feeling, and under He Xiaoqiao's smiling gaze, he commented with tears streaming down his face, "Okay...... Eat! β
"Delicious, isn't it? If it's delicious, you're welcome. He Xiaoqiao smiled heartily and pointed to the cauldron on the stove, "The dumplings in it are specially prepared for you, remember to eat them all." β
Miscellaneous...... What?!
Looking at the hundreds of dumplings in the pot that were still floating and sinking, Jiang Fenghao's face instantly turned to ashes.
No! He didn't have to wait for the day when the truth was found out before he went to trial, he was going to tear everything in the hall to pieces now!