Chapter 137: Glutinous Rice Jujube
"Who said the husband didn't understand?" Jiang Fenghao sat down beside her, beckoned Ying Tong to bring in the food box, and asked him to put all the food in it on the table, "Didn't the lady also see her husband's fat appearance?" ”
He Xiaoqiao searched in his mind, and then suddenly threw a disdainful glance at him, "You are edema!" ”
Poisoning is also embarrassed to take it out and say, when her three-year-old child is so foolish?
"Whether it's poisoning or not, it's fat." Jiang Fenghao insisted on his opinion, slowly and methodically took away the dishes and chopsticks in He Xiaoqiao's hand, and then pushed those green vegetables and tofu far away.
"Doesn't the lady often say that people are iron and rice are steel, and if you don't eat for a day, you will be hungry and panic?" As he spoke, he had already brought a whole bowl of spiky braised pork to her, "Come, eat first." ”
"I'm done." He Xiaoqiao swallowed his saliva, turned his head away and didn't look at the tempting chicken, duck and fish on the table.
"Just a few greens?" Jiang Fenghao glanced at the clear soup in the corner, showed a look of disdain, and reached out to touch her head, "Be obedient, eat all this meat, it's better to eat fat." ”
"Really?"
The smell of fragrant meat at the end of his nose was the smell of fragrant meat, and He Xiaoqiao, who was obviously not strong enough, hesitated, half-hung his head and tilted his eyebrows as if he was thinking.
"Of course it's true, when did your husband lie to you?" Seeing this, Jiang Fenghao knew that she had been shaken, and he had already laughed in his heart, but his face was still serious, and he reached out and pinched her fleshy cheeks, "It's only festive to be fat, don't talk nonsense about losing weight in the future, I don't like it." ”
"But...... "But the swimming rings on her belly are almost formed!"
"It's nothing, it's decided," Jiang Fenghao interrupted her very dryly, picked up a large piece of meat and handed it to her, and coaxed in a low voice, "Good, hurry up and eat." ”
"Don't!" He Xiaoqiao subconsciously shrank back, staring at the five-flowered three-layer braised pork less than a few centimeters away in front of him, swallowing his saliva with difficulty, and his mouth was tightly closed.
You can't eat it, you can't eat it, and if you eat it again, you'll get fat and become a ball!
"So be it." Seeing that she didn't eat soft and hard, Jiang Fenghao threw the meat into his mouth with his backhand, and decided to use the crutch directly, "As long as the lady eats all this meat, then the husband will teach you a set of boxing techniques to strengthen your body, and then you only need to follow the comparison twice a day, and you will lose weight faster than being a vegetarian." ”
When He Xiaoqiao heard this, his eyes really lit up, and he jumped into the trap he dug without hesitation, "You want to teach me martial arts?" ”
"That's right." Jiang Fenghao calmly bowed his head and motioned for Cailian to serve himself a bowl of white rice.
"Then I'm going to learn light skills!" I had long forgotten what he was talking about just now, and He Xiaoqiao, whose thoughts were completely led away, swept away the previous malaise, grabbed Jiang Fenghao's arm and was so excited that he wanted to learn from the monkey and jump up.
One of the necessary advanced skills to play handsome and cool to escape and save leg strength, it is simply intolerable to come to ancient times without learning light skills.
"Yes." Glad to see his own lady take the bait, Jiang Fenghao snickered in his heart, and at the same time did not forget to say seriously, "But learning martial arts is a very hard thing, it takes great endurance and physical strength, if the lady still insists on eating vegetarian every day for ten days and half a month, she can't swallow a few taels of meat...... I guess you can't bear it for your husband. ”
Of course, this is completely nonsense, the best negative example is the Shaolin Temple monks, people Tianqing vegetable tofu, don't they also practice the iron head Gong one finger Zen Mighty Vajra palm and other hand-me-downs?
He Xiaoqiao lowered his head and thought about it, and found that what he said seemed to make a little sense.
"Come, open your mouth!" Taking the opportunity to hand the bright red and oily braised pork to her again, Jiang Fenghao coaxed with a smile, "Just eat a little, it's okay." ”
That's right, eating one or two pieces of meat once in a while probably won't have much impact, anyway...... Anyway, if you start practicing martial arts in the future, you will have to burn a lot of calories, and you shouldn't be able to get fat.
was so lured by the aroma of the meal that he was overflowing, He Xiaoqiao thought hard for half a second, and finally decided to compromise, happily eating the braised pork in one bite, and at the same time kept comforting himself in his heart-
If you have wine today and get drunk today, you will have the strength to lose weight when you are full!
Early the next morning, Jiang Fenghao disappeared again.
Knowing that he had something to do, He Xiaoqiao didn't ask much about his whereabouts, but just asked Jinghe to come over, wanting to test whether she remembered how to make yesterday's glutinous rice dim sum.
I didn't expect Jinghe's cooking and stir-frying skills to be at home, and he was quite talented in desserts. The glutinous rice rolls that I ate yesterday were made today with a rough memory, except for the peanuts that were fried a little burnt, the other procedures were executed in a clear manner, and finally even ingeniously cut a few slices of carrots and piled them up into a flower as a decoration.
He Xiaoqiao picked up the smallest piece of glutinous rice roll and took a bite.
"How?" Jinghe still had a little rice in his hand, and he couldn't care about washing it off, so he asked very nervously, "Is it delicious?" ”
"It tastes good, it's just a little too sweet." He Xiaoqiao thought about it, made a pertinent comment, and reminded her casually, "Don't put too much sugar and oil when adjusting peanut butter in the future, otherwise it will be easy to get tired." ”
"Well, I remember." Jinghe nodded, looking humbly taught.
Deeply feeling that Her Royal Highness the eldest princess can be taught, He Xiaoqiao also taught her the practice of glutinous rice dates by the way when making sweet wine.
Cut half of the soaked red dates, remove the kernel and then stuff them into the flour made of glutinous rice flour and warm water, knead them and steam them for about a quarter of an hour, sprinkle a little sesame seeds out of the pot, and pour them with osmanthus nectar to become a sweet and soft glutinous rice date.
This dessert is simpler than glutinous rice rolls, Jinghe remembered it after reading it, and after taking the rest of the red dates for a while, he quickly mastered the trick of it, and happily took the finished product and showed it everywhere.
Even Liu Yidao, who had just entered the house, was required to taste one, otherwise he would not leave.
When He Xiaoqiao finished brewing sweet wine and came out to find someone, she saw that she was taking several maids who were watching the excitement to block the embarrassed Bai Shou in the corner, holding a glutinous rice date in her hand and trying to stuff it into his mouth, Bai Shou dodged left and right so that he was not embarrassed.
Stretching out a hand to block in front of him, He Xiaoqiao couldn't bear to look at it anymore, "Enough, quiet." ”
If this continues, it is estimated that Bai Shou will have to take a detour when he sees her in the future.
"Princess!" Seeing He Xiaoqiao appear, Bai Shou was obviously relieved.
Jinghe immediately turned his head and shouted with a smile, "Aunt Seventeen, you are also ......"
Before he finished speaking, his hands were empty, Jinghe turned around in amazement, and saw that Bai Shou, who was still cornered just now, had already broken through the encirclement and jumped onto the roof by pulling onions on dry land, holding a plate with glutinous rice dates in his hand, and condescendingly hugged his fists and saluted with a look of condescending condescending eyes, "Thank you, princess, my subordinates will retire first." ”
After saying that, he jumped up, and disappeared after a few takeoffs.
Her glutinous rice dates!
"Dead white hair, stinky white hair, you come back to me!" Jinghe's little face turned red, and he clenched his fists and jumped to his feet, "Give the things back to the palace!" ”
The few maids who watched the excitement took the opportunity to run away without seeing anyone, and He Xiaoqiao was dumbfounded, and almost couldn't help but want to applaud Bai Shou with thirty-two likes.
Boy, okay! Don't forget to put the 'love token' on the end, dare to love this is to take the route of joy and revenge?
It seems that after today's episode, it will be difficult for Jinghe to remember him in the future!
Seeing that Jing He whimsically lifted the skirt and wanted to learn to climb the wall to chase Bai Shou, He Xiaoqiao hurriedly stepped forward and dragged her back, "Don't make trouble, it's useless for you to catch up now." ”
"But I'm ...... Wrong! It's him! It's that dead white hair, he, he, he......"
"He robbed you of something, I saw it." He Xiaoqiao took over the words and patted her on the shoulder with a look of 'I understand, I understand', "But doesn't this just show that he likes the glutinous rice dates you make very much?" Don't you feel happy? ”
Jinghe suddenly realized, and then held his face with joy and self-absorption, "It seems that the dim sum made by this palace is really delicious!" "Otherwise, the stinky white hair will not be taken away from the whole plate.
He Xiaoqiao shook his head, not wanting to hit her on the head, turned around and was about to leave, but unexpectedly saw a somewhat familiar figure hurriedly walking out of the courtyard not far away, looking left and right in place for a while, and then stopped a passing servant woman with a high throat.
"Hey, people over there, stop me!"
The woman who was named turned her head to look at her inexplicably, thought about it, and asked with the mentality of not offending others, "Is the girl calling me?" ”
The woman He Xiaoqiao recognized that she was Aunt Liu, the cook who helped in the big kitchen, and as for the arrogant little maid, she was Ruyi who followed Gao Qi'er.
Thinking of the pair of annoying masters and servants, He Xiaoqiao couldn't help frowning.
In the past two days, she was so busy greeting Jinghe that she almost forgot that there were still two time bombs in the house. But didn't you hear that Gao Qi'er was so sick that she was delirious? Why didn't Ruyi take care of her in the room, but would appear here?
"A little maid dares to be so arrogant, she really thinks she is the master." Jinghe, who was following behind her, heard this, obviously quite unhappy with Ruyi's arrogant and pointing appearance, rolled up his sleeves, and began to grind his fists, "Aunt Seventeen, I'll beat her twice and teach her the rules, don't you mind?" ”
"Of course I don't mind." He Xiaoqiao replied casually, rubbing his chin with his hand and glancing at her meaningfully, "Then again, don't you think this scene is a little familiar?" ”
"Familiar?" Jing He repeated a sentence blankly, his eyes swept over the two people in front of him, tilting his head and not knowing what to say, "Aunt Seventeen, what are you talking about?" Where is it familiar? ”
As soon as the words fell, Ruyi, who was arrogant over there, had already pretended to wave his handkerchief, rolled his eyes and nostrils to the sky, and added a sentence quite cooperatively, "Yes, I just called you!" Come over to me! ”
“……”
As soon as these words came out, no matter how bad Jinghe's memory was, he finally understood what He Xiaoqiao wanted to express - this scene, this line...... Isn't it exactly the same as when the two of them first met?
Looking at Ruyi's arrogant demeanor, and then comparing it with the original self, the more I look at it, the more I feel similar.
Jinghe was ashamed and annoyed, not only did she want to step forward and beat Ruyi up and destroy it directly and humanely, so that she would think of her own troubles when she saw her, but she couldn't help but blushed and wrung her fingers in embarrassment, wanting to say sorry to He Xiaoqiao, but she couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time.
I always felt a little weird in my heart.
No wonder her seventeenth aunt didn't have a good impression of herself at first, it turned out that she was such a commanding and unbeaten appearance at that time.