Chapter 168: Work together to brush the emperor
Since waking up in the morning, Jiang Mufeng has been restless.
It is said that the left eye jumps wealth and the right eye jumps disaster, but he jumps with his left eye and jumps with his right eye, and after his right eye jumps, he changes back to his left eye and continues to jump.
"Yuyue."
As soon as the father-in-law Yu next to Hou heard that he was named, he quickly turned around, "The old slave is here." ”
Jiang Mufeng put down the brush that had just been stained with cinnabar in his hand, and pressed his fingers on his temples, "You said that my eyelids are jumping, what is going on?" ”
Yu Yue looked at his face carefully and asked in a low voice, "The emperor feels uncomfortable, so the old slave will go to the imperial doctor." ”
"No need, I'm fine, don't alarm the Queen Mother." Jiang Mufeng waved his hand, then groaned, frowned and said, "It's not that it's uncomfortable, but I always feel ...... It's just a little restless. ”
"It's probably because the emperor has been overworking on state affairs recently, and he is a little sad." Yu Yue thought for a while and suggested, "Why don't you let the imperial dining room send some soothing tea, and the emperor can use some to see how it goes?" ”
Jiang Mufeng thought to himself, so he immediately opened the fold and picked up the pen again, "Just do it." ”
Yu Yue bent down and retreated all the way to the door, opened the door and personally asked the little eunuch to run errands and serve tea.
As a result, as soon as he spoke, as soon as he turned his head, he saw Leng Ling, who was holding a sword and guarding the door, staring straight ahead, his face that had not changed for ten thousand years suddenly twitched, as if he had seen something terrifying.
Yu Yue was simply shocked, "Escort Leng, it turns out that you didn't wear a human skin mask!" ”
I heard that people who use human skin masks will have a paralyzed face and no expression all day long, he always thought that Leng Ling was a ruthless extreme skinner, but he didn't expect that everything was too much for him.
Leng Ling glanced at him with a slightly helpless expression, "Father-in-law, the prince is here." ”
Yu Yue followed his gaze, and sure enough, he saw a pair of beautiful people walking hand in hand not far away, one of them was indeed the King of Changning who needed to be put on first-level alert, as for the other one...... Wasn't that the person they had seen in that portrait before?
Who's that...... The future Princess of Changning!
Now he finally understood why Jiang Mufeng was so restless.
Gu couldn't continue to tease Leng Ling, Yu Yue crawled into the imperial study, pointed to the outside and shook his fingers, and knotted his tongue excitedly, "Emperor...... Your Majesty, come, come! ”
"Who's here to scare you like this?" Jiang Mu didn't raise his headlight, and continued to criticize and fold, "Smooth out your tongue and then reply." ”
"Your Majesty," Yu Yue took a deep breath and tried to calm her emotions, "King Changning is here with the princess!" ”
"It's just that Uncle Seventeen and Aunt Seventeen are here, what's the ......?"
Suddenly stunned in the middle of speaking, Jiang Mufeng's hand slipped, and the cinnabar pen in his hand drew a long red line on the fold, "What did you just say?" Aunt Seventeen is also here? ”
Yu Yue nodded heavily, Jiang Mufeng instantly broke out in a cold sweat, and jumped up violently, "Hurry up!" Put away all the valuable stuff here! ”
That being said, it's a pity that it's still a step too late -
"It's useless to put it away, what do you have here that this king doesn't know?"
A lazy voice sounded outside the door, Jiang Fenghao took He Xiaoqiao straight into the imperial study, as unimpeded as if he had entered a no-man's land, even Leng Ling couldn't even run to hide, and others didn't dare to come forward to stop him.
Yu Yue sweated profusely and stepped aside, and Jiang Mufeng, who was forced to be on top, said embarrassedly, "Uncle Seventeen, you misunderstood, I mean to let them put away the valuable things and put them together so that you can pick ......"
"Since the emperor is so enthusiastic, then the king will not be polite and accept it all, and he will be the emperor's meeting gift to the princess."
Jiang Fenghao took the words casually, and unceremoniously opened his mouth, and the reason was so high-sounding.
Jiang Mufeng, who was unknowingly scraped off a sum of hard-earned money, was instantly depressed.
it!
No wonder his eyelids jumped in turn this morning, he wanted to tell him that he was going to break the bank again today!
Jiang Fenghao seemed to enjoy the process of hitting his nephew, squinted his eyes and pulled He Xiaoqiao, and added fuel to the fire, "Lady, the emperor's study is full of good things, and I will pick which ones I like later-come, thank the emperor with my husband." ”
He Xiaoqiao didn't know how to feel it, but he still cooperated very well and made a palace salute, "Thank you for the emperor's reward!" ”
The word 'reward' directly killed Jiang Mufeng's idea of struggling and regretting.
"Hehe, it's just a little gadget, Aunt Seventeen likes it...... You're welcome. ”
The last four words were almost full of blood and tears, and even He Xiaoqiao felt that the situation was too bleak for him.
After the two sides greeted each other, they sat down, and the palace maid brought tea and pastries, and they were a little silent when they drank tea.
He Xiaoqiao sat under Jiang Fenghao, his eyes swept over the face of Jiang Mufeng, who was slightly dazed, and then at Yu Yue who was standing next to him and Leng Ling, who lowered his head outside and tried to pretend that he didn't exist, his eyes rolled twice, and finally determined Jiang Mufeng's identity, "Mufeng, don't come to harm!" ”
Jiang Mufeng's hands trembled again, and when he was wondering why Aunt Seventeen suddenly called herself so affectionately in the future, he saw He Xiaoqiao smiling and stretching out a finger to put it horizontally at the bottom of his nose, deliberately lowering his voice and learning the man's voice and asking, "Have you often visited Miss Lanxin recently?" ”
Jiang Mufeng thought that it was exciting enough for Jiang Fenghao to bring He Xiaoqiao to him for a meeting gift today, but he didn't expect that the more exciting was still to come-
She, she, she......
Shaking his finger and pointing at He Xiaoqiao, Jiang Mufeng covered his heart and looked unbearable, and almost didn't roll off the chair.
At this time, he finally understood why he was familiar with the name He Xiaoqiao when he heard it, He Xiaoqiao, He Xiaoqiao!
Thinking of the obscene young man in Yihong Courtyard who had the good of Longyang, and then comparing it with the sunny girl with a bright smile in front of him, Jiang Mufeng felt that his worldview was beginning to fall apart.
No wonder 'he' said 'he' liked men, it turned out that he was her!
No wonder when I look at the portrait, I think she is familiar, it turns out that they have met several times and have eaten and drunk!
No wonder every time I wanted to cut her, I always had a feeling that she would get into big trouble if I moved, it turned out that it was not his delusion - the woman of his seventeenth uncle, whoever cuts it dies has no place to be buried!
After counting them one by one, Jiang Mufeng's whole person was not calm.
"Bully! Bully! You, you! …… You're a bully! "I still want someone to drag her out and cut her down!
With Jiang Fenghao behind his back, He Xiaoqiao's little courage was good, and he said disdainfully on the spot, "At that time, you didn't say that you were a king." ”
"......" Jiang Mufeng was speechless.
Yu Yue stood beside him, silently expressing 120,000 sympathy for his master, and Leng Ling at the door broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this.
remembered that he had put a knife on He Xiaoqiao's neck in Yihong Courtyard - if Jiang Fenghao, who had always held grudges, knew about this, he probably wouldn't have to continue to stay in the territory of Dayan Kingdom, and be ready to go to the bitter cold land in the northwest to dig coal and open up wasteland.
Jiang Fenghao didn't know that his nephew liked to go to Flower Street and Willow Lane, and he didn't hear the glorious deeds of his daughter-in-law pretending to be a man and going to Yihong Courtyard to work as a casual worker to 'experience life'.
Now seeing that his nephew was complained about by his daughter-in-law, he couldn't restrain his schadenfreude, and stepped on it unceremoniously, "If the queen mother knows that the emperor is 'not doing his job' and hanging the ladies of the harem, she will go outside to visit the flower street and willow lane alone...... I wonder how heartbreaking it will be? ”
Jiang Mufeng's face was like ashes, and he muttered for a long time, and weakly retorted, "I will go to see it occasionally, and Aunt Seventeen will also go to ......"
If you want to die, you'll have to pull a cushion!
"Yes, I'm going to Yihong Courtyard, so what?"
How can you talk about the same day if you have different identities, ordinary people go to brothels and the emperor visit brothels, and the cliffs are two very different concepts, okay!
He Xiaoqiao spread his hands and looked quite innocent, "The emperor went to consume, but I went to make money to support my family." ”
“……”
Bah! What a shame!
This is the voice of Jiang Mufeng and Yu Yue at the moment, obviously they are going to play, and they are so high-sounding!
Is she embarrassed to take out her meager salary as a handyman to support her family? If she really relied on her to make money, the people in the entire palace would have starved to death and didn't know how many times they would have been reincarnated.
"The lady is right, the lady has worked hard."
Jiang Fenghao has always been smiling like Maitreya Buddha, and no matter what He Xiaoqiao said, he praised everything, anyway, the muzzle of the cannon was unanimous to the outside world, but it was right to block Jiang Mufeng.
He Xiaoqiao turned his head and smiled at him, and for the first time he willingly called him with the corresponding title, "Thank you Xianggong for your understanding, Xianggong has also worked hard." ”
So Jiang Fenghao was excited, "Lady shout again!" ”
He Xiaoqiao smiled skillfully, and was as good as a stream, "Xianggong!" ”
Jiang Mufeng looked constipated: "......"
, you two husband and wife are enough! Won't Show Affection go home and come back with the door closed? Deliberately stimulate him, isn't it!
Of course, he only dared to say this in his heart, let him say it in front of Jiang Fenghao, and he wouldn't dare to borrow a hundred guts.
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that I was really a wretch, and the young emperor's inner state suddenly changed from ordinary depression to deep melancholy.
At that time, Jiang Fenghao was still happily asking He Xiaoqiao to continue to call him Xianggong regardless of the occasion, and after the latter reluctantly responded to more than ten sentences, his face quickly turned from sunny to cloudy, and he closed his mouth and refused to say anything no matter how he coaxed.
So Jiang Fenghao decided to use a big secret of his nephew to exchange benefits for himself, "Lady, I'll tell you a fun thing......"
He Xiaoqiao didn't hold it, and decisively hooked it.
The husband and wife didn't care at all, this was someone else's territory, and they began to bite their ears and whisper in front of the supreme ruler of the country's feudal dynasty.
“……”
Jiang Mufeng's face was a little green, and Yu Yue frequently wiped his sweat.
This couple doesn't like to play cards according to reason, so let's see what the occasion is now!
Under Jiang Mufeng's murderous gaze, Yu Yue had to come out and interrupt them, "That, the prince, the princess, are you ......?"
Before he finished speaking, He Xiaoqiao interrupted with an exclamation, "Really?!" ”
Jiang Fenghao nodded seriously, "It's not false at all." ”
So He Xiaoqiao lowered his head and thought for a while, then reached out to hold Jiang Fenghao's face as if he was dead, and kissed him on the face, "Xianggong, you are so amazing!" ”
“……!!”
Jiang Mufeng, who was completely ignored, was dumbfounded by this scene of losing discipline at the same time.
Damn, what's going on?!