Chapter 172: An Alternative Beauty Picture
The half-meter-long scroll depicts a lady standing by the lake with an oil-paper umbrella and a slender figure.
The lake in the distance is sparkling, and the woman on the shore has a small nose and a small nose, and her black hair like a waterfall naturally hangs down on her shoulders, and she does not decorate much, only pinned a bewitching peony flower on the sideburns.
The woman's red lips pursed her eyes slightly and smiled, as if she could see the veins and affection between the eye waves in a trance, and even the skin was as white and delicate as a real person, which should be vivid and soul-stirring.
Of course, that's not the point, the point is ...... The woman in the painting is completely disheveled!
The round and upturned breasts were covered only by two small bowls of upside-down buttons, which were tied to the neck with a thin thread, and the charming furrow between the two bowls seemed to be squeezed by the fabric and made unfathomable, and against the backdrop of the fiery red cloth, the lines were so beautiful that one could not wait to reach out and find out.
Jiang Mufeng swallowed his saliva with difficulty, forcibly suppressed the urge to touch it, and continued to look at the slender waist that was not grasped, stayed on the small navel for a while, and then fell on the two slender legs that overlapped slightly, seeing that the sensitive three-point zone was only blocked with a triangular piece of cloth, and tied it with a bow at a point on the hip bone, he couldn't help but gasp, his nose was hot, and something broke through the restraints and ran out wildly.
After all, he has never been close to a woman and has been dissatisfied with his desires all year round, and suddenly received such a strong visual impact, the consequences can be imagined - the young emperor who has too weak nasal mucosa...... Nosebleeds were decisively sprayed.
He Xiaoqiao, who didn't expect Jiang Mufeng's reaction to be so big, was dumbfounded on the spot, and he didn't even know that the tea was tilted, and Yu Yue over there had already rushed out of the door with a sharp voice, "Someone!" Hurry up and get a doctor! ”
Naturally, there was a rush of chaos next, and the imperial doctors came sweating profusely, and before they entered the door, Jiang Mufeng, who had come back to his senses, was embarrassed and drove away, "I'm fine, let's go down!" ”
Just seeing a bikini painting, I was so excited that I sprayed a nosebleed like a pervert, is this going to spread his reputation as an emperor?
took out a handkerchief and wiped his nose, Jiang Mufeng sat on the chair with his head up, his face flushed, and he didn't dare to look at He Xiaoqiao a little.
It was so humiliating that he hadn't figured out how to explain it.
Fortunately, He Xiaoqiao was also considered a person, so he gave an excuse empatheticly, "The weather has been hot and dry recently, the emperor should not eat so many things that are on fire, it is important to take care of the dragon's body." ”
Spraying nosebleeds on fire and spraying nosebleeds on H pictures are two different things.
Jiang Mufeng thought for a while, and hurriedly went down the steps she gave, "Aunt Seventeen is right. ”
As he spoke, he coughed twice pretendedly, "Tell me to go down and let the imperial dining room cook lighter in the future." ”
The corners of Yu Yue's mouth twitched, and she was quite speechless to the master who wanted to cover up, "The slave obeys the order." ”
He Xiaoqiao didn't care much about moving the wet skirt aside, changed his posture and leisurely enjoyed the fruit sent by the palace maid, while looking at Jiang Mufeng behind the table, deeply doubting that if this guy saw the hot modern beach bikini beauty pageant one day, it is estimated that he would lose too much blood and burp God on the spot.
When Yu Yue went out, He Xiaoqiao deliberately asked, "What does the emperor think of the painting just now?" Do you still like it? ”
It took her nearly half a month to get a hand-painted beauty, although it didn't have everyone's handwriting, but it shouldn't be much worse, and the art class she used to take when she was bored was still so useful.
"Ahem! It's okay. Jiang Mufeng coughed lightly, and wanted to reprimand twice before throwing the scroll back, but he was reluctant to give up the unique beauty in the painting, for fear of being discovered by He Xiaoqiao, so he had to divert the topic, "Seventeen aunts, the people over there...... Who is it? ”
"Nobody, I made it up myself." He Xiaoqiao shrugged his shoulders, took an apple in his hand, tossed it up twice, and then stuffed it into his mouth and took a bite.
Prevent...... Fabricate?!
Jiang Mufeng's thinking collapsed with the sound of clicking, thinking of the beauty in the painting, and then looking at He Xiaoqiao, who was not sitting, he asked with some hesitation, "This painting is the handiwork of Aunt Seventeen?" ”
"yes." He Xiaoqiao nodded, "I haven't started writing for too long, and I'm rusty." ”
“……”
Aren't beauty pictures generally drawn by men? You...... What do you want to make a fuss about a girl who paints a woman so amorous and lifelike?
Jiang Mufeng deeply felt that it was necessary to worry about his daughter-in-law's sexual orientation for his seventeenth uncle.
"By the way, Aunt Seventeen, I ...... just now" Jiang Mufeng blushed slightly, "She, cough, I mean what kind of clothes are the people in the painting wearing?" Why have I never seen it? ”
Although he hadn't had much contact with women, he did know that women's underwear was belly pockets and pants, as for those two things...... It's completely beyond his knowledge.
You've never seen more!
He Xiaoqiao snorted twice in his heart, took the picture scroll and re-unfolded it, and was very enthusiastic about popularizing science for him, "It's normal that the emperor hasn't seen it, this is a underwear suit that has only become popular recently, and the ladies and ladies in the capital love to wear it, the one above is called the master's cover, and the one below is the overlord fork." ”
Thanks to the new meteor butterfly sword, thank you Wang Zuxian beauty, this name is completely stress-free to borrow!
Jiang Mufeng imagined that there were women dressed like this all over the street, and his nasal cavity was hot again, so he hurriedly reached out to cover the lower half of his face.
He Xiaoqiao pretended not to see it, and she already laughed in her heart, "If the emperor likes it, next time I come to ask people to bring two sets to the ladies in the palace?" ”
Women are those who please themselves, as long as they are women, who doesn't want a devilish body?
He Xiaoqiao won't say much about the corrective effect of underwear, in short, the newly opened Butterfly Xuan underwear shop under her name in the capital is often sold out.
At first, because no one knew the effect, few people cared, and then she simply invited a few girls with good figures to be models in the store, showing the upper body effect to visiting female customers at any time, and then those ladies and ladies were really crazy about it, coupled with the heart of comparison, He Xiaoqiao made a lot of money.
The appearance is novel and powerful, the high price is also limited, and at present, the underwear of 'He's 'He' is absolutely popular in the circle of ladies in Beijing, and it can also be used as a gift for all ages.
But underwear is simple after all, and it's basically good to see it once or twice. Especially in this era when everyone is a big girl and a little daughter-in-law, everyone will be a good woman, and if you are not careful, the streets will be full of business with you, what else will you make at that time?
The best way to do this is, of course, to build a brand.
Therefore, He Xiaoqiao came this time, and he also had the intention of asking Jiang Mufeng to help give a royal plaque, so that even if someone wanted to do piracy and steal business at that time, he would have to carefully weigh the consequences.
"What ...... this?"
Jiang Mufeng frowned and thought about it, and hesitated slightly.
On the one hand, I really want to see the effect of this underwear on real people, but on the other hand, I am worried that those undead daughters-in-law in the harem will take the opportunity to come up, and when the time comes, they can see it or not, so they must suffocate themselves to death?
"Okay, don't pretend to be deep, I know you want to." He Xiaoqiao, who is not afraid of the death star, once again speculated openly about the holy will and made a decision, touching his chin and smashing his mouth with a fascinated look, "Think about it, a group of daughters-in-law who are as beautiful as flowers are all dressed like this and gathered together, each with its own unique style, how beautiful that scene is!" ”
......, "Aunt Seventeen, are you sure you really don't like women?"
Although Jiang Mufeng also thought that scene was very beautiful, he now wanted to advise He Xiaoqiao not to beat his daughter-in-law's idea.
Under He Xiaoqiao's soft grinding and hard bubbles, after confirming that she really only likes men, and under the temptation that she can have three layers of profit income without paying money, Jiang Mufeng also lost a lot of temperament, and happily agreed to give her Butterfly Xuan a plaque.
So He Xiaoqiao left satisfied, and when he left, he didn't forget to ask Leng Ling, who was guarding the door. She is not very familiar with the environment in the palace, so it is safer for someone to lead the way.
Jiang Mufeng had no objection to this, and approved it with a stroke of the pen.
The face is paralyzed and the face is cold, indicating that the egg is slightly painful.
Out of the imperial study, He Xiaoqiao held a piece of inkstone from Jiang Mufeng's study in his hand, and followed Leng Ling to the direction of the palace gate in a good mood.
Unexpectedly, just after passing the innermost palace gate, I saw an acquaintance.
"Brother Shangguan!" He Xiaoqiao grabbed Leng Ling's sleeve with his hand, ignoring his rare terrifying expression, and tried his best to wave his hand towards Shangguan Yun, who was dressed in white and floating out of the dust, "Here, here!" ”
Shangguan Yun, who had just come down from the sedan chair, was obviously a little stunned, and when he saw that it was He Xiaoqiao, a gentle smile appeared on his handsome face, "Miss He, don't come to harm." ”
"It's okay, it's okay." He Xiaoqiao trotted over, stood still in front of him, and looked up at him, "You also came to find the emperor?" ”
Shangguan Yun bowed slightly, "I just happened to have a fold to hand over, so I came over." ”
As he spoke, his eyes fell on the inkstone he was holding in He Xiaoqiao's arms, and his sword eyebrows were raised, as if he was a little surprised, "This is ......"
"Oh? This one! He Xiaoqiao originally wanted to show off, but thinking of Jiang Mufeng's heartache and distorted face, for fear that he would settle accounts after the autumn, he hurriedly suppressed his smug momentum and pretended to be calm, "This was rewarded to me by the emperor just now, I heard that it is a good thing." ”
"Good stuff indeed."
Shangguan Yun smiled slightly, and his expression became softer and softer, making the entourage who had always been accustomed to his cold face very uncomfortable.
"Since you say it's a good thing, it must be very valuable, and this time it's developed." He Xiaoqiao, who had completely forgotten that she was originally a little rich woman, wiped it under the inkstone with a handkerchief, grinning so much that she couldn't see her teeth.
It's good to make a small profit again!
Shangguan Yun looked at her smirking appearance, and couldn't help but want to laugh too.
Although He Xiaoqiao is not pretty, he has a round face and a small mouth, and his eyes are also very big and bright, and when he laughs, he will unconsciously bend slightly, just like the string moon, which makes people feel comfortable when they see it.
"Miss He, the day after tomorrow ......"
Dayan does not have the so-called male and female defense, if it is between friends, everyone travels together or has a meal, etc., no one will feel that it is rude. Therefore, Shangguan Yun had a mind and wanted to communicate more with He Xiaoqiao.
Who would have thought that the words had just started, and someone behind him immediately snatched the words, "Ai Concubine!" ”
He Xiaoqiao trembled reflexively, he still couldn't accept this title, seeing Jiang Fenghao who came out of nowhere walking leisurely with his hands behind his back, He Xiaoqiao waved at him perfunctorily, and then turned to look at Shangguan Yun, "Brother Shangguan, what did you just want to say?" What's wrong with the day after tomorrow? ”
“…… It's nothing. Shangguan Yun turned the tip of his tongue, swallowed back the words that were about to be spoken, glanced at Jiang Fenghao, who had already walked to the two of them, and turned around with the same smile on his face, "Xiaguan see the prince." ”
Jiang Fenghao, who hurriedly rushed over from the mansion to get He Xiaoqiao back after receiving the message, still had that smile on his face, in fact, he had already beaten Shangguan Yun who dared to approach his daughter-in-law I don't know how many times, "Lord Shangguan doesn't have to be polite." ”