Hearing that He Xiaoqiao was going to invite himself over to dinner, Jiang Mufeng didn't think too much, and without the slightest sense of crisis, he happily took off his dragon robe, and took Leng Ling, the first guard with a knife that had not changed for thousands of years, to climb the wall to go to the meeting.

Because it came too early, the house was calm, and it was obvious that the gang had not yet opened.

Jiang Mufeng's master and servant came to Fengzhu Yayuan under the leadership of the palace servant - since He Xiaoqiao married Jiang Fenghao, this has become a place for her to feast and eat, and the exclusive small kitchen has never changed.

Cailian heard the knock on the door and opened the courtyard door, and Jiang Mufeng raised his feet and walked inside.

As a result, as soon as I entered the door, I saw that the housewife of the palace was squinting and squatting on the grass with her own big watermelon, looking up at the sky with a melancholy face, looking very funny.

"Aunt Seventeen, what are you doing here?" Don't you feel your legs sore and uncomfortable when you squat like this?

He Xiaoqiao turned his head listlessly to glance at him, continued to maintain a sad posture of looking at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and replied faintly, "I want to absorb more sunlight and grow taller." ”

Ever since she was so excited last night that she wanted to give Jiang Fenghao a goodnightkiss to show off her romance, but she found out that she could only kiss his chin despite her desperate tiptoes, she became depressed.

Even if Jiang Fenghao comforted her later, this kind of thing was not a problem, if she wanted to kiss, she could stand on a high place and go down, or he could bow his head and cooperate...... She couldn't be happy at all, and she was immersed in the sad and cruel reality of 'height is a hard injury' all day long, and even whimsically prepared to bask in more sun and grow taller.

Jiang Mufeng didn't know how to feel it, and asked in surprise, "Can you grow in the sun?" ”

He Xiaoqiao's face was expressionless, "Yes!"

…… Jiang Mufeng, who always felt that his height was not perfect, also looked up at the sky, although he did not immediately squat down and try the effect, but he had secretly made a decision in his heart to take time to bask in the sun every day.

Probably able to see his master's thoughts, Leng Ling silently twisted away his face and couldn't bear to look at it anymore.

The lunch was made by Cai Lian, and He Xiaoqiao was only responsible for supervising the designation, and secretly added a little 'good ingredients' to it by the way.

As soon as the dishes came up, Jiang Mufeng was very satisfied.

Stuffed grilled bamboo shoots, Dengying beef, mapo tofu, squirrel osmanthus fish, as well as charcoal-grilled lamb chops, winter melon cup, Longjing shrimp and cake roasted ginkgo seeds, most of which he had never eaten.

As for the wine, it is the osmanthus wine that has been cellared for more than ten years, and the original full jar of wine has only left less than half of the amount after time precipitation, all of which have become a thick golden yellow, scoop some and mix it with new wine, the taste is very mellow and fragrant.

He Xiaoqiao deliberately let people mix less new wine, such a good wine, drinking a little bit can take off the clouds and fog for a long time, Rao is Jiang Mufeng can't hold three or four bowls of stomach no matter how good the amount of wine is, the whole person began to step on it lightly, his face was red and his ears looked like he would fall down at any time, but his mouth kept shouting for another bowl.

Inevitably, he will get drunk and die later, He Xiaoqiao naturally won't let him drink another star and a half, and in front of Leng Ling and Jiang Fenghao, he asked people to feed him a bowl of decanting tea with ingredients, and then smiled very amiably and called someone to get a sedan chair, and threw the drunk and unconscious Jiang Mufeng into it, and told Leng Ling very intimately, "Remember to inform the queen mother, Concubine Hui, and Concubine De to take care of the emperor together after going back, and tell them that the weather has been hot recently, and the emperor is impatient to see a beauty wrapped like a zongzi, Let them wear less and less. ”

The corners of Leng Ling's eyes twitched, his mouth opened, and before he could speak, He Xiaoqiao said thoughtfully, "But then again, it's not good to let you say this to the emperor's woman as a big man, and there is a suspicion of wearing a hat for Mu Feng's nephew...... In this way, it is better to wait for me to write a letter, and you can just show it to the queen. ”

Under Jiang Fenghao's cold gaze, Leng Ling wanted to cry without tears, sweating profusely and a crooked face, and sent Jiang Mufeng to the queen's bedroom with a bitter stomach.

So that night, the new emperor and queen of Dayan finally slept in the same bed for the first time after three years of marriage, and I heard that in the middle of the night, there was an extremely fierce goblin fight in the queen's bedroom.

The Queen Mother was so happy when she heard the news, knelt in the Buddha hall and recited the blessing of Amitabha Buddha, and even sent someone to pack the other palace concubines and send them over, ready to take advantage of the emperor's interest, and quickly let him rain and dew to make the daughters-in-law's stomachs bigger.

Jinghe, who also learned the news, immediately sent someone to gossip about the news to He Xiaoqiao, who nodded to Jiang Fenghao with satisfaction after receiving the letter, "The things made by the ghost hand doctor saint are really domineering, not only the aphrodisiac ~ medicine is faster than others, but the medicinal power is also long-lasting." ”

I heard that Jiang Mufeng and his wife tossed for a whole day and a night, and I don't know if they can still climb up now?

Jiang Mufeng really couldn't get up, in fact, his whole body was seriously overdrawn, and he lay on the bed with a white face and almost didn't lose his breath.

Lost his body inexplicably, or spoiled several palace concubines at one time, Jiang Mufeng was sad that the boy body he had guarded for more than 20 years was gone, and he was very entangled in his heart and secretly rejoiced for a moment - at least no one would suspect that he, the dignified king of a country, was a lover of broken sleeves.

"Your Majesty, the time has come, get up and use some medicine." Yu Yue stood beside the bed with the medicine bowl and whispered, and several senior old doctors knelt behind him, waiting to be sent at any time.

Jiang Mufeng made the old doctors look uncomfortable with a sympathetic look, and then became angry, gritted his teeth and shouted, "All of them are out of the way!" ”

Isn't it that he was given the medicine of the tiger and wolf, and the brave and invincible night royal X girl caused a little kidney loss, as for looking at him with the eyes of a pervert? He's innocent, innocent! Pure was framed and lay down with a gun and there was wood!

Several old doctors were yelled at by him, and hurriedly retreated with the medicine box.

Yu Yue stood beside him with great vision, regarded himself as an invisible person, held the medicine bowl and resolutely did not say a word, just waiting for his boss to open his mouth and give the command to execute it well.

"What are you doing standing stupidly? Bring me the medicine!" Jiang Mufeng gasped twice, said in an extremely bad tone, and without waiting for Yu Yue to respond, he sat up on the bed board by himself, snatched the bowl from his hand, and drank it dry with a frown.

Yu Yue hurriedly stepped forward to take the jade bowl, handed over the bird's nest placed next to him, and meticulously waited for him to rinse his mouth.

Taking a golden handkerchief to wipe the residue from the corner of his mouth, Jiang Mufeng leaned back against the wall, calmed his breath, closed his eyes and asked, "In the past two days, has Uncle Seventeen sent someone here?" ”

Yu Yue wasn't sure what he was thinking, so she had to answer truthfully, "Back to the emperor, the prince has not come, but the princess ......."

"Aunt Seventeen?" Jiang Mufeng furrowed his eyebrows, thinking of He Xiaoqiao's increasingly similar smiling faces to Jiang Fenghao, he felt his scalp tingle, his appearance today was completely due to her, and he didn't know what she wanted, "She has been here?" ”

"Nope." Yu Yue lowered her head in disdain, "The princess just sent someone to bring a message, saying that when the emperor wakes up, she will come to you to ask for a reward." ”

“……”

Grass! On a whim, he became a lustful ghost in everyone's mouth, and he almost hung on the belly of his huge daughter-in-law and children's group - Ya still has the face to be rewarded?!

Is he really a fool who doesn't know that he was drugged?

Jiang Mufeng roared wildly in his heart with a blue face. I believe that if He Xiaoqiao was in front of him at this moment, he would definitely be able to turn on the battle mode in minutes and directly borrow the eldest aunt from the harem concubines to make her face.

"Yuyue, you go and help me do something." After Jiang Mufeng gritted his teeth, he finally calmed down and planned to fight back, "Since Aunt Seventeen wants a gift, then I will have someone send it to her now." ”

If you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!

Jiang Mufeng, who was dizzy, really did what he said, and in less than half a day, he sent the so-called 'gift' arrangement in his mouth to the Changning Palace, and even asked Yu Yue to bring a message, "I feel the concern of the elders, so I gave a small gift and forgot to smile." ”

The word "laugh" also has a special accent, which shows how proud he is when he says this.

It's a pity that he underestimated He Xiaoqiao's belly, and also underestimated her cheekiness and bad taste.

After listening to Yu Yue's relays with a big belly, and then silently glancing at the twenty-four delicate beauties standing in the front row of the palace, He Xiaoqiao was like picking up a treasure, and with a stroke of the pen, he accepted them all.

Anyway, the kid didn't name and said that he wanted to give these twenty-four sisters with their own spring and autumn to anyone, only said that it was a gift, and of course she accepted it unceremoniously.

Twenty-four women, twenty-four different styles and beauties, and all of them are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, blowing, playing and singing, just forming a Dayan women's troupe, and getting to Taibai Mansion to do a talent show, it is definitely like a guest, and it is no problem to make money every day!

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but feel happy, and sent someone to send all the women who were still looking at her expectantly to be pulled to Beizhuang for collective training, He Xiaoqiao waved her hand to pick lotus, and asked her to take a big red envelope and stuff it to Yu Yue, and said to him with a smile, "There is a father-in-law of Lao, and after the father-in-law goes back, tell the emperor that the concubine likes this gift very much, and thanks him for making great contributions to the development of Taibai Building." ”

"The princess is polite." Yu Yue looked at her expression and felt that her master's wishful thinking had failed, for fear that the master would be angry and make fun of herself after going back, and she didn't dare to accept her red envelope, so she hurried back to the palace to resume her life after a few polite words.

He Xiaoqiao stood at the door and watched him leave, holding his waist and squinting in the direction of the imperial city, imagining that Jiang Mufeng might vomit blood and go crazy after learning the news, grinning so happily.

Small! With this little trick, you still want to fight with this girl? Let's go back and learn more from your seventeenth uncle!