"You ......"

He Xiaoqiao tilted his head and looked at the yam for a long time, and walked up to him curiously with his waist on his back. The strange thing is that Jiang Fenghao didn't stop her.

Seeing this, Yu Yue secretly glanced at the yam that was still hanging her head without any expression, moved over with a dry smile, kicked him twice with her toes, and reminded him in a low voice, "The princess asked you something, why don't you answer quickly." ”

Others don't know how terrible Jiang Fenghao is, but he knows it very well, even his own master has to give him half of his face, and it will not end well if he offends him.

Not to mention that this stupid boy actually used the ink strip to smash Princess Changning just now, although it was only unintentional and did not succeed in the end, but this Liangzi was finished, if you don't please her quickly, I am afraid that King Changning will definitely not give up today.

Yam made Yu Yue kick his feet and finally came back to his senses, and hurriedly lowered his head and said tremblingly, "Go back...... Back to the princess, the slave's name is Yam, and she is in Xianghe Palace...... No, no, it's an errand in the Imperial Study. ”

As he spoke, the two beautiful eyes turned, secretly raised his head, and climbed up the skirt in front of him with the corner of his eye, wanting to see what the princess who was rumored to make King Changning 'angry and red-faced' almost kill the Lou family looked like.

At the same time that he was secretly observing He Xiaoqiao, He Xiaoqiao was also studying him with his head down, and as soon as the eyes of the two met in the air, Yam was startled, and he retracted his head again in a hurry.

He Xiaoqiao's stomach was too big to squat, so he had to beckon to him, "Who is that...... Yam, you look up and I'll take a look. ”

At the glimpse just now, she was still amazed, she didn't expect that there was such a beautiful person in this world, and she was a little eunuch.

Could it be that the people below will also become more beautiful after cutting?

Look up again?

Yam is full of cattle in his heart, the emperor is like this, and Princess Changning is the same, why does their family like this trick so much?

"Don't look up yet!" Yu Yue couldn't stand his stupidity, and secretly kicked it again.

However, this time his actions did not escape Jiang Mufeng's eyes, seeing the yam being kicked, he felt inexplicably unhappy in his heart, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, and he was about to speak, but he didn't expect He Xiaoqiao to take the lead, "Hey, I said Uncle Yu, don't kick him, don't you see him scared like this?" ”

Yu Yue lowered her head and rolled her eyes, thinking to herself where did he scare him? It's clearly a good thing that your man did.

Of course, he didn't dare to say this bluntly, Jiang Fenghao was still eyeing him over there.

"What the princess said is," Da Yuan's face was solemn, and Yu Yue hurriedly smiled, "It's the slave who didn't think it through, and asked the princess to forgive him." ”

"Forgive what's the crime, your boss is over there, I don't dare to overstep the agent." He Xiaoqiao hurriedly smiled and wanted to pass the matter, "Actually, I just said it in passing, don't take it to heart." ”

How to say that people are also the first person around the emperor, maybe when they will have to rely on others to help in the future, if Yu Yue is offended because of this matter, it is really too worthwhile, and it is the king to quickly remedy and repair the relationship.

Yu Yue smiled, stepped aside and didn't speak, but the displeasure in her eyes was less.

Seeing this, Jiang Mufeng coughed lightly twice, and took two steps forward to make a summary of this matter, "Seventeen aunts, this little eunuch also does some miscellaneous things such as grinding ink on weekdays, and people look a little stupid, and there is no malice. However, it is true that he was rude first, so I will definitely let people teach him a good lesson as a punishment. ”

"I don't understand whether to punish or not, the emperor can just watch and do it himself." He Xiaoqiao waved his hand, standing a little tired, and simply leaned back on Jiang Fenghao, but his eyes were still staring at the yam, "However, if the emperor doesn't mind, can you let him stand up first and give me a good look?" ”

As the saying goes, curiosity kills a cat - anyway, she must see the specific appearance of the yam today, otherwise she will always remember that she will not sleep well and eat well, and it will be terrible to think about such days.

For this request, Jiang Mufeng agreed without saying a word, looked down at the yam, and said in a deep voice, "Since Aunt Seventeen wants to see you, you should get up first." ”

"The minions obey." This time, without Yu Yue's reminder, the yam who had been worried immediately reacted, and he didn't care that his back was still hurting, so he stood up straight and straight, hesitated for a while before slowly raising his head, his eyes were slightly evasive, and he didn't dare to look straight at He Xiaoqiao - because before seeing her, the first thing he saw was Jiang Fenghao's Hades face.

He Xiaoqiao stared at his face very quietly for a quarter of an hour, and then suddenly turned his head towards Jiang Mufeng, stretched out a paw and pointed at the yam, "You said that he was specifically responsible for grinding ink for you?" ”

Jiang Mufeng didn't know what was going on, but he still nodded very honestly, "For now, this is indeed the case. ”

He Xiaoqiao laughed, suddenly stepped forward, patted Jiang Mufeng's shoulder very arrogantly, and said with a three-eight look, "Dwarf oil, I said eldest nephew, I said that the medicine I gave you last time was useful, don't you see that you are normal now?" I can still think of such a thing as adding fragrance to red sleeves. As he spoke, he winked at him again, "How is it?" It's eye-catching to put such a big beauty around, right? ”

Yam's eyelids twitched, and Jiang Mufeng laughed, "It's just to find someone who is pleasing to the eye to do things, where do you want to go, Aunt Seventeen?" "The word 'red sleeves' with red sleeves is not something that a small eunuch can afford.

"I didn't think much of it." He Xiaoqiao's face was full of gossip, turned his head to look at the yam, and looked him up and down, "Are you sure this father-in-law ...... Isn't it a girl or a concubine? ”

Seeing that the yam was obviously trembling and involuntarily looked away, He Xiaoqiao raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly.

"How is that possible?" Jiang Mufeng still smiled, and pointed over as if adducing evidence, "Seventeen aunts, you see, yam has an Adam's apple, how can it be a woman pretending?" ”

After saying that, he seemed to feel that something was wrong, and frowned slightly and withdrew his fingers and tapped on the table.

"Yam, the yam that has faded its gray skin is white and tender and smooth!" He Xiaoqiao didn't bother to remind this nephew of what was wrong, so he slowly moved over with his stomach in interest, and walked around the yam that shrunk and couldn't hide in the corner, and the expression on his face said that it was as obscene as it was, "Tsk, this figure is really slender and moving, the skin is white and tender, and it really deserves the word yam...... I just don't know if you're male or female. ”

As he spoke, a sly smile flashed in his eyes, and he reached out like lightning and grabbed the yam on his chest—

Yu Yue, who was standing next to him, didn't expect He Xiaoqiao to make this move at all, as for Jiang Mufeng, because he was standing far away, he didn't have time to stop it and couldn't stop it, so the master and servant stood with the same expression, as if they were petrified.

As for the person concerned, Yam was startled, and instinctively wanted to retreat, but suddenly found that his body couldn't move - for fear that he would make any more drastic moves and hurt He Xiaoqiao, Jiang Fenghao saw the opportunity to point on his acupoint early in the morning, making him unable to move for half a minute.

was grabbed in the chest, and Yam's little face was so red that he was almost scared to cry!

What the hell are you going to make trouble with, this princess!

"Ahem! Seventeen aunts, like this...... Not okay? Jiang Mufeng was a little complaining, this is a beauty that he didn't get easily, what if He Xiaoqiao was scared?

He Xiaoqiao waved his hand like a fly, without the slightest awareness that he was speaking to the king of a country, "Don't argue, continue to criticize your performance, I'll take a look, I won't break it for you." ”

“……”

Jiang Mufeng and Yam's faces turned green together very tacitly.

He Xiaoqiao didn't care what their expressions were, and continued to touch, touch, and pinch the person in front of him with great interest, pitiful yam who was being eaten tofu with teary eyes, and wanted to call for help but couldn't even open his mouth.

Jiang Mufeng really couldn't stand his tearful appearance, and wanted to go up and pull He Xiaoqiao away, but he was afraid of making her unhappy, in case she had tire gas or something, it would be too bad.

In the end, he couldn't do it, so he had to turn to Jiang Fenghao with a bitter face, trying to divert the target, "Uncle Seventeen, there is a way that men and women can't kiss, Yam is a man, do you just look at Aunt Seventeen like this......"

Before he finished speaking, his eyes glanced vigorously at He Xiaoqiao, signaling him to hurry up and pull his perverted wife back, and don't use his hands and feet to frighten his little beauty for the common people.

"It doesn't matter, as long as your seventeenth aunt is happy." Jiang Fenghao sat lazily drinking tea in the closest place to He Xiaoqiao, squinting at Jiang Mufeng while not forgetting to pay attention to his fun-loving daughter-in-law, and slowly added, "Anyway, it's not a normal man." ”

Jiang Mufeng automatically and spontaneously understood his words as - it doesn't matter if he looks like a man, as long as he doesn't have the tools to commit the crime and can't move, the shemale is not in his defense, He Xiaoqiao can eat tofu as much as he likes.

But if they dare to touch it back, then they will directly chop it to death and feed it to the dogs.

At the moment, he had to give up, and seeing his subordinates eating tofu with tears in their eyes, he could only pray that He Xiaoqiao would hurry up and let people go.

He Xiaoqiao was actually a little surprised when he touched the yam's chest, his eyes fell on his protruding Adam's apple, and he touched it lightly by patting his shoulder without a trace, and the corners of his mouth hooked up with a happy smile, looking like he was really like this.

When he looked up at the yam that was slightly taller than himself, he saw that his eyes were red, and his eyes were full of pleading.

He Xiaoqiao was stunned, looked at him for a while, suddenly raised his eyebrows, smiled evilly, stretched out his hand back again, patted him on the chest very proudly, and said loudly, "Sure enough, it's a real man, look at this chest, it's neater than the bluestone pavement in the garden outside!" ”

…… Tidy up your sister!

As soon as Yam heard this, his mood that had finally calmed down was replaced by grief and indignation, and his beautiful face was wrinkled, and his nose was red, and he looked like he was going to cry out to show her on the spot.

"Alright, alright, I'm not going to tease you." He Xiaoqiao grinned, patted Yam's shoulder and pinched his face, and then held his stomach and slowly prepared to swing back to find his father-in-law.

Jiang Mufeng watched from the side, and while breathing a sigh of relief, he didn't know why, but he was faintly disappointed in his heart.

Why is yam not a daughter?