"Did you hear that? Brother Leng agreed, so you don't have to worry about it at all. He Xiaoqiao patted Yam's shoulder very proudly, and then bent his thumb inward to point at himself, holding his chin high and looking like the stinky fart of the world's best labor-management person, "I cover you in everything!" ”

Yam really lived up to expectations and gave her a very grateful look, "Thank you, princess!" ”

His vanity was satisfied, and He Xiaoqiao, who felt that she was being looked up, smiled so much that she couldn't see her teeth, and pulled her to sit down at the table affectionately, while waving her hand to signal Jiang Fenghao, "Xianggong, four bowls of garlic soup noodles, more coriander, more noodles, more soup and less peanuts, thank you." ”

"......" The hard-working prince who was called by the shopkeeper got up silently, stretched out his hand and stroked her hair, turned around and went to the kitchen to prepare to start the fire and become a chef.

it! Don't be so obedient!

Yam had a terrifying expression on his face that was struck by thunder, and he couldn't believe that the man with the coercion of the terrible superior was so good-natured to give a sentence and leave! Is this really a model of 100 steels that are soft around the fingers?

Leng Ling is okay, it's not strange to see this scene a few times.

King Changning has always doted on Princess Changning, and during the princess's pregnancy, he did not hesitate to personally cook for her to wash her hands and make soup, which has long become one of the beautiful talks in Yucheng - this matter is not clear to the people in the deep palace, and he can tell you about it as if he saw it with his own eyes.

"I'm back to my soul!" He Xiaoqiao stretched out his hand and waved in front of the straight-eyed yam, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "I'm going to be unhappy if you stare at my father-in-law like this again." ”

No normal woman likes someone staring at her man, in case she is too jealous and does something to kill and bury the body, it is really not a joke.

"Don't misunderstand, princess, the slave never dares to have any bad thoughts about the prince." Love to joke! Who would be interested in the kind of man who changes his face at every turn and moans everywhere and is murderous and scary!

Sensing the faint displeasure in He Xiaoqiao's words, Yam realized that he seemed to be acting wrong just now, and hurriedly waved his hand to defend himself, "The slave is just thinking, the prince really loves the princess." No wonder everyone is saying that the prince and the princess are the rare representatives of our Dayan's flounder affection, and the relationship is so good that people are enviable! ”

"Flim Flam." Although this is suspected of being a sycophant, He Xiaoqiao still likes to listen to it, and handed her a cup of tea with a smile, "Your mouth is so sweet, it seems that you should not have been in the palace for a short time, right?" ”

Yam hurriedly took the teacup, held it in both hands and took a sip, "The slave entered the palace at the age of eight, and he has been here for more than ten years. ”

Ten years is really not a short time. If you're lucky, you might be able to watch the sea turn into a mulberry field.

"You don't have to be restrained in front of me, and you don't have to call yourself a slave all the time, it sounds awkward." He Xiaoqiao picked a grape and threw it in her mouth, pushed the plate towards her, and then asked after signaling her to do it herself, "Anyway, you have been living in the palace for the past ten years and haven't gone out?" ”

Yam shook his head, and the two willow eyebrows frowned slightly, "Only the father-in-law who is in charge of purchasing can go outside once or twice a month, and the others don't have a waist card, so they can't get out at all." ”

Once you enter the palace gate, it is as deep as the sea, and if you want to come out again, how easy is it?

He Xiaoqiao sighed and patted the back of her hand as comfort. In my heart, I am glad that her travel life started from Tantian Wen more than once, and if she wants to be reborn in the palace, she will be locked up in the same place for ten or twenty years and can't go out, I'm afraid that she will be crazy enough to be crazy anymore, where can she live so freely?

"Don't mention that, let's change the subject." Throwing the grape pits out of his mouth into the homemade trash can under the table, He Xiaoqiao asked curiously, "Isn't there a palace maid in the palace?" Why do you want to dress up as a eunuch? ”

No one cares about you if you walk sideways outside in the face of a woman dressed as a man, but it's inappropriate in front of the emperor, and it's a big mistake - if someone is exposed, it's definitely the rhythm of dying every minute without a place to be buried.

Yam smiled bitterly, put down the cup and said, "The princess thinks that the slave is ...... With my appearance, if I am a palace maid, can I have a good end? "Instead of being played and humiliated by those princes and princesses in the palace, it is safer to pretend to be a man, even if the consequence is death, it is better to live longer as a eunuch.

The jealousy of the women in the palace was quite terrifying.

"That's right......" He Xiaoqiao supported his chin with one hand, looking thoughtful, "But with your appearance, even if you pretend to be a eunuch, there are many people who will take advantage of you, right?" ”

As far as she knows, before Jiang Mufeng ascended the throne, there were many princes and princesses in the palace who liked to raise prostitutes and heads, and it was a miracle that she was able to live safely until now without being caught and locked up as a canary.

Probably thinking of some bad memory, Yam's face changed, and he lowered his head and stopped talking.

No way? There really is!

He Xiaoqiao stood up suddenly, slapped his palm on the table, his face was full of anger and gritted his teeth like a dominatrix, "Say!" Which of the king's eight lambs is messing with you? I'm going to kill him now! ”

"Who does the lady want to slaughter?" Jiang Fenghao's voice suddenly came out from behind, "Why don't you do it for your husband?" ”

He Xiaoqiao turned his head to look, and saw that his old man had raised his sleeves to reveal two strong and sturdy forearms, holding a boning knife in his hand, staring at the other two with an unkind expression, and his eyes showed naked intentions to test whether the knife in his hand was sharp.

Leng Ling and Yam made his scalp numb and trembling, and they all got goosebumps all over his body - so terrible!

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm just talking about playing." He Xiaoqiao naturally saw the action of the two people swallowing saliva hard, and hurriedly took two steps forward, trying to push back her husband who suddenly turned into a god - although she felt that Jiang Fenghao's appearance was really sexy and handsome, but obviously it was not suitable for at this time.

"Talking about fun?" Jiang Fenghao raised his eyebrows, threw the boning knife back into the kitchen so as not to hurt her, and reached out to touch her towering belly.

"yes, it's just fun." He Xiaoqiao grinned at him with two rows of white teeth, and his subordinates spared no effort to push him towards the kitchen, "Hurry up and cook noodles, I'm so hungry." ”

As he spoke, he rolled his eyes twice, straightened his stomach, and added, "Your son is hungry too." ”

Jiang Fenghao couldn't cry or laugh, and squeezed her round and pink cheeks lightly, and finally compromised, "Obey, lady." ”

finally coaxed people back, and when he turned around, he gave Leng Ling and Yam a thumbs up, "Princess, you are so amazing!" ”

He Xiaoqiao raised his chin and snorted, not to mention how stinky it was, "Of course!" ”

As soon as she returned to the table and sat down, Yam immediately came over, rubbed her hands a little stiffly, and looked at her with a pair of watery eyes, "Princess, slave...... There's something I don't understand, and I'd like to ask you about it. ”

He Xiaoqiao stuffed a grape into his mouth and nodded, "You say." ”

"When you were in the imperial study today, how did you know that I was a woman? Obviously, I've already stuck the Adam's apple, and it's still ...... And wrapped that," Yam looked down and quickly glanced at his chest, his pink cheeks were slightly red, and he couldn't say the word 'chest wrapping' in front of Leng Ling, "I've been in the palace for so long, and you're the first person to discover my identity." ”

As he spoke, he cautiously glanced at her from the corner of his eye, "Can you tell me, you...... How did you see it at the time? ”

I was asking this!

He Xiaoqiao held his huge belly and laughed, tried several times but failed to lift Erlang's legs, and finally had to give up, "Actually, it's nothing, the body shape of men and women is completely different, as long as you are really a person who has studied human bones, you can see that my father-in-law just found that you are a woman at a glance?" ”

"Size?!" Yam was stunned, and then his eyes widened in disbelief, "Wait, you mean, the prince has already seen it?" ”

"Of course." He Xiaoqiao squinted and smiled, "Otherwise, why do you think he would let me eat your tofu with confidence?" ”

If you want to change to a real eunuch, Jiang Fenghao has already been hacked to death countless times at this time, where can she still sit here alive and drink tea and eat grapes with her and talk about the world?

Yam dumb.

Leng Ling took the opportunity to look her up and down, and finally had to admit that he was blind before, and he didn't realize that there were so many doorways here.

thought that he was the best in the world in disguise, but one day he was suddenly told that the previous disguise was all shit, and the frustration of the yam can be imagined, looking at He Xiaoqiao with teary eyes, trying to finally ask for comfort, "Then princess, you...... Is it also different from the body type? ”

"It's not." He Xiaoqiao shrugged his shoulders and stretched out his finger to point at his neck, "I saw it from your fake Adam's apple." ”

"Adam's apple?" Yam subconsciously touched his neck, his face full of doubts, "Why?" ”

"Don't you think your Adam's apple is too obvious?" He Xiaoqiao said, snuggled her chin, and motioned for her to turn her head to look at Leng Ling, "Look at Brother Leng, even if he is an authentic pure master, his Adam's apple is not as exaggerated as yours." ”

You said that you are a stunted eunuch who looks stunted as soon as you are thin and small, and the tools for inheritance are so everything, male hormones disappeared eight hundred years ago, but the Adam's apple can still bulge like a ping-pong ball, which is too fake and shoddy.

was suddenly used as a teaching material, Leng Ling was wondering at the same time, and a touch of embarrassment could not help but appear on his face - at the same time, the two women stared at their necks without blinking, to be honest, this feeling is really weird, okay!

"I've also done things like women dressing up as men, at that time I used all my beard and Adam's apple, and I was particular about what kind of body shape and what kind of makeup and Adam's apple." Since he said it, He Xiaoqiao was interested, so he simply came to preach and teach to solve his doubts, "When you go back, remember to make your fake Adam's apple smaller, as well as your shoulders, if possible, take two shoulder pads, men's shoulders are much wider than women's, no matter how fat or thin." In addition, remember to wrap the cloth around the waist twice, don't forget the waist if you don't care about your chest, and be ordinary to the end. As he spoke, he took two sips of tea from his cup, and then added one more slowly, "By the way, if you still want to make yourself a little more inconspicuous, you can consider finding some special medicinal powder to wipe your skin yellow, and then make sure that no one will want to take advantage of you." ”

After saying this, Yam was already dumbfounded and couldn't speak.

…… Princess, what did you do to eat before you married the prince? Are you so sharp that your prince made it?!