"Aunt Seventeen, how did you come up with this idea?" Jinghe followed He Xiaoqiao to hide behind the flowers and secretly look out, a small face turned a little red from holding back laughter, "Look at their expressions, it's so funny." ”

"There's something even more fun later." He Xiaoqiao said, motioned for her to come over with her ear, and muttered in her ear for a while, then saw that Jinghe's eyes were getting brighter and brighter, and his face was full of excitement.

"Okay, I'll go and prepare first!" As he spoke, the man immediately ran away with a gust of wind.

He Xiaoqiao stood up secretly, borrowed the blocking of the two palace maids, and secretly touched Jiang Fenghao's side.

His side is now an absolutely empty realm, and in view of the strange behavior before, no one dares to shake over to join in the fun, for fear of accidentally bumping into evil. So He Xiaoqiao didn't encounter any obstacles along the way, and none of his acquaintances saw him.

Seeing her passing, Jiang Fenghao's face flashed with joy, and he waved away the palace maid and pulled her over, letting her sit down beside him, "What about Jinghe?" Why are you alone? ”

He Xiaoqiao grabbed his hand a little excitedly, and the hanging beads on the corolla above his head hit each other, making a pleasant crisp sound, "I added a little drama to her, and now she is going back to prepare." ”

Jiang Fenghao raised his eyebrows, "Still acting?" ”

He Xiaoqiao held his stomach and nodded affirmatively, "Act!" "After all, it's the first time to appear, how nice it is to leave a 'special' impression on others.

Jiang Fenghao reached out and pulled her nose, "Okay, it's all up to you." ”

"Someone is coming, I'll hide first." He Xiaoqiao said, squatting under the table with his legs apart, and pulling up a black cloth to cover himself by the way.

Jiang Fenghao's eyebrows twitched at the corners of his eyes, and he was so frightened that he almost couldn't help pulling her back and beating her on the ass - it's not fun to have such a big belly and wait to flash to her waist.

Just as he was thinking about it, the hem of his clothes suddenly pulled off, and He Xiaoqiao tilted his head and lip-synced at him, "Go on!" ”

Jiang Fenghao stretched out his hand, rubbed her cheek hard with bad intentions, successfully harvested his hands full of gouache, looked at her little cat-like face, smiled proudly, sat back, and continued to interact with his 'ghost' princess with a happy face.

"Come, Concubine Ai try this honey cherry."

"Delicious, right? And your favorite white-feathered phoenix meat. ”

"Don't be in such a hurry, drink some tea first, and beware of choking."

He Xiaoqiao squatted under the table and watched, saliva and a gurgling in his stomach. It's just that Jiang Fenghao is acting energetically, but he really doesn't care about her.

In the end, he couldn't help it, so he reached out again and tugged at the hem of his clothes, and shouted quietly, "Jiang Fenghao, Jiang Fenghao, I'm hungry......"

As soon as the words fell, I saw a pair of chopsticks fall in front of me, and there was a fragrant piece of meat in front of the chopsticks, and Jiang Fenghao's deliberately amplified voice was used, "Aifei, try this garlic pork ribs, it tastes good." ”

He Xiaoqiao glanced up, confirmed that the other side of the chopsticks was in Jiang Fenghao's hand, and took the meat back with a sigh of relief.

On the side, Jiang Fenghao didn't squint, secretly smiled a mouthful of white teeth where He Xiaoqiao couldn't see, his eyes slipped around the table, and he took a chopstick and eight treasure lotus root slices and sent them under the table.

It's like feeding small animals, no matter what delicious food is handed down from above, He Xiaoqiao will take it all, but the quantity is not too large to fill his stomach, so he can only satisfy his hunger first.

"Seventeen uncles, seventeen aunts!" A quiet loud voice came from afar, and in an instant everyone was silenced.

It was not easy to ignore King Changning, and there is another eldest princess at this time, is it ...... Could it be that the people of the Lao Jiang family have yin and yang eyes?

Jing He was satisfied with the surprised eyes of everyone, and while walking towards Jiang Fenghao, he also took the time to greet several older officials and wives very politely, and when they got closer, they heard her sneer, "Uncle Seventeen, you are really, and you won't tell me first when you bring Aunt Seventeen." ”

As he spoke, he smiled and walked towards the empty seat beside him, and began to direct and act by himself, "Aunt Seventeen, I miss you to death, this time you have to stay with me in the palace for a few days." ”

As he spoke, he paused again, made a listening motion, and then rushed forward happily, and made a gesture of grabbing the hands of 'Aunt Seventeen' across the table, "Okay, then don't go back today, let's go to put the river lantern together later." ”

Jiang Fenghao was calm as usual, took the handkerchief and made a wiping motion in mid-air, and waved Jinghe's hand away without raising his head, "What kind of river lantern to put on, your seventeenth aunt has a big belly and is inconvenient to walk, don't come to trouble her." ”

Seeing that their uncle and nephew acted decently, everyone shuddered for a while, and even if they stared wide, they didn't notice that there was someone sitting on the chair, so where were the 'concubines' and 'seventeen aunts' in their mouths?

It is rumored that the eldest princess was also present when Princess Changning had an accident, could she not stand the stimulation and become stupid, right?

There are many shrewd ministers who are looking at Jiang Fenghao, trying to find out the traces of him pretending to be a ghost, several bold young men saw this, and they thought about stepping forward together to ask about gossip, and some women who had not yet left the cabinet also wanted to have a good time together, who would have thought that their parents would stop them immediately.

No one wants to touch that mildew at this time, I heard that Princess Changning still had a four- or five-month-old belly when she had an accident, maybe there was really a ghost at work!

Jinghe had been paying attention to the movement behind him, and when he saw someone coming, he simply pulled up a chair and sat down next to 'He Xiaoqiao'.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he sat down, he found that there was a noise under the table, Jinghe looked down, and saw that the real seventeenth aunt of her family was squatting on the ground, with a soft cushion under her buttocks, and she was still holding a big chicken leg in her hand to gnaw.

Jinghe was stunned, almost couldn't hold back the laughter, quickly restrained, turned her gaze back, the corners of her mouth seemed to cramp and cast her eyes on the empty chair that should have been sitting on her, and then stepped forward affectionately and made an arm-holding motion, rubbing back and forth in the void with one hand, as if there was really a big belly there, "Aunt Seventeen, you see that the babies like me very much, and kicked me again." ”

It's really like that.

He Xiaoqiao drank the tea handed over by Jiang Fenghao, wiped the greasy on his hand on the tablecloth, and did not forget to take the time to give her a thumbs up when Jinghe looked over.

One is a high-powered prince, and the other is a pampered princess, but they are both willing to put down their identities to play this prank with her, I have to say that she is quite moved in her heart.

The young men were struggling, and finally arrived in front of Jiang Fenghao at this time, and one of them smiled reluctantly with a horse's face, and made a gesture under the push of his accomplices, "Liu Qian, the son of the Hubu Shangshu, see the prince and His Royal Highness the eldest princess." ”

Jiang Fenghao didn't raise his eyes, his voice was full of displeasure, "What? Didn't Liu Shangshu teach Liu Gongzi, since he greeted people, he had to pay more attention? This princess is still sitting here, what is your intention to say hello without saying hello? ”

"That's it," Jing He also hurriedly stepped over, "The seventeenth aunt of this palace is sitting here, a big living person, how dare you be so disrespectful?" ”

Dear mother! Are you sure there's a big living person there?

Liu Qian's face froze, and he looked at the chair with wide eyes again, but when he looked at it again, the chair was clearly empty, and there was nothing, "Please forgive you for your sins, but I didn't see ...... below."

"Okay, is that what Liu Shangshu really taught you to see?" Before he finished speaking, Jinghe touched it and slapped it on the table, taking the lead in attacking.

His gaze swept over the few people who came with him, and his expression was quite angry, "What do you mean?" Did you deliberately humiliate my seventeenth aunt? ”

As he spoke, he took the time to look back and said in a soothing voice, "There will be no death." Seventeen aunts, don't pull me, if you don't give them some color today, they won't remember this lesson. ”

"That's a good point." Jiang Fenghao also came to join in the fun, threw the chopsticks on the table, and looked at him coldly, "The princess of this king, how can they be presumptuous and disrespectful?" ”

Liu Qian almost cried, seeing that the person at the end was about to sneak away, he didn't care about explaining, so he hurriedly apologized to the empty chair, "It's the little one who has no eyes and no beads, and offended the princess, and I hope that the princess has a lot of them, and I spare the small ones." ”

Jiang Fenghao didn't plan to let them go so soon, but when he saw He Xiaoqiao pulling the corner of his clothes below and gesturing to him, he had no choice but to give up, "Forget it, the princess is generous, I don't blame you if you are a first-time offender." Give this king how far and how far to roll. ”

That rolling word is really not very good, but after all, he is in a high position and is used to it, even if Liu Qian's face is ugly, he can only force a grateful smile and hurriedly retire.

"Cut! A bunch of cowards! Jinghe pouted and put her hands on her waist, her pretty little face was full of disdain, "I have weak legs in less than half a sentence, and I dare to come to explore any gossip!" ”

He Xiaoqiao finished eating the things in his hand, and was asking Jiang Fenghao to ask for a new one, and when he heard her say this, he immediately laughed, "Do you think everyone knows that this is a prank like you?" ”

Nowadays, people are still very taboo about ghosts and gods, and generally hold a pious mentality that they would rather believe it than believe it. She dared to guarantee that if she hadn't included Jinghe in the performance candidates, she would definitely be scared when she encountered this scene.

There were still people secretly watching in front of him, Jing He sat at the table, his eyes didn't slant at He Xiaoqiao, and when he heard the words, he pouted and looked at the empty chair, "Aunt Seventeen, you just let me be proud." "I finally have a chance to play those people well, so I can save some face for her.

"Okay, I won't say more, you continue, continue." He Xiaoqiao raised his two hands to his ears as if surrendering, and asked again after a while, "By the way, when will your emperor brother come out?" "They've been here for a while, and they're almost full, so there's no reason why the supreme boss hasn't appeared yet.

Jinghe was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look somewhere, "It should be soon, I bumped into the big head of the fish just now." "The one with the big head of the fish, the father-in-law of the fish is also - named because of the big head and smooth face.

As he was talking, he saw the little eunuch standing not far away suddenly pinched his voice, and shouted in a loud voice, "The emperor has arrived, the queen mother has arrived, and the queen mother has arrived-"

It's really said that Cao Cao Cao arrived.

He Xiaoqiao muttered in his heart, holding his stomach and moving out carefully, Jiang Fenghao saw this, leaned forward, passed his hands under her ribs, and carried the person out with a slight effort, and put her on the chair again.