Chapter 256: Let's get the fly swatter

Your sister! What's going on here?

Before he could react, the whole person had already let Jiang Fenghao hug him like a little chicken, He Xiaoqiao's expression was stunned, and there seemed to be 10,000 grass and mud horses rumbling and galloping past in his heart, and there were only two big words left in the smoke and dust that covered the sky, "!" ”

She just talked about it last time, how dare this guy let her fight with someone with a big belly?

"Lord Wang!" Through a human wall, you can hear the heart-rending call of the girl just now, as if she is the original partner of the man who was robbed by the mistress.

He Xiaoqiao couldn't see it, so he had to poke Jiang Fenghao's chest, "Hey, people are calling you." ”

Jiang Fenghao was enjoying the warm fragrance of nephrite, and pouted when he heard the words, "I didn't hear anything for my husband." ”

"Are you embarrassed to play stupid for the trouble you caused?" The corners of He Xiaoqiao's mouth twitched, and he rolled his eyes angrily, "If you didn't hear it, then why did you just call me to beat people?" ”

"Being a husband is simply looking at her unpleasantly, so I deliberately left a chance for the lady to save her beauty." Jiang Fenghao shrugged his shoulders, and the expression on his face was reasonable, "Didn't the lady say that if a young girl comes to talk to her husband, she will notify you as soon as possible?" ”

This guy is really ...... It's getting less and less serious!

"It's okay if you can be narcissistic." He Xiaoqiao glanced at him with disdain, stretched out his hand and pushed him away, "Let's go, go and see me avenge you." ”

Dare to rob a man with her, I'm tired of it!

"Seventeen aunts, I'll help you!" Jinghe, who had been an invisible person on the side for a long time, finally found that he had something to do, and hurriedly jumped out and recommended herself as a little sister.

"Good boy." He Xiaoqiao complimented, raised his right hand flat palm forward, "Come on, givemefive!" ”

Jinghe didn't hesitate for a moment, and happily stepped forward and slapped it with a palm, plus an awkward response, "Choke to death!" ”

Jiang Fenghao stumbled under his feet, and almost didn't drop the folding fan that had just come from someone else.

Over there, Wang Qianzi watched the two of them interact with wide eyes, and when his eyes fell on He Xiaoqiao, he suddenly became extremely resentful, and without waiting for He Xiaoqiao to walk over, he rushed forward and accused with teary eyes, "Who are you?" Why do you want to pester the prince? ”

......: "Emma, this girl's brain circuit structure is okay, right?"

He Xiaoqiao reached out and plucked her ears - I'm sorry, she just said who is pestering whom?

No wonder it is said that mentally handicapped children have a lot of joy, can make a little white flower posture with a brain-dead body and have the courage to reverse black and white, in the face of such a disabled representative, she is simply moved to tears!

"Which eye did you see me pestering this prince?" He Xiaoqiao snorted, glanced at the man beside him who was smiling with sinister eyebrows, and his expression seemed to be very disdainful, "It's obvious that he is pestering this girl." ”

Jiang Fenghao blinked innocently, shook off the fan to cover half of his face, and only revealed a pair of smiling black eyes, "It's really that the girl is too beautiful, and this king can......'t hold it if he carelessly."

"Can't hold a hammer!" He Xiaoqiao glared at him.

Wang Qianzi looked at He Xiaoqiao, and then at Jiang Fenghao, and her expression of grievance was suddenly replaced by indignation, "Lord Wang, you are such a noble person, but why do you ...... I just fell in love with such a broken flower and a willow! ”

As he spoke, he didn't forget to point to He Xiaoqiao's stomach as he thought he was very smart, "Look at it, she is already pregnant with someone else's evil seed, why are you still ......?"

"Say it again." Jiang Fenghao's face sank suddenly, his eyes were cold and gloomy, and his whole body exuded an incomprehensible majesty, and even if he looked at it more, he would feel a chill from the bottom of his heart, "Who do you say is a broken flower and a willow, and who is pregnant with a bad seed?" ”

Wang Qianzi was startled by his appearance, his pretty little face turned pale for a moment, and he clenched his handkerchief and stammered, "I...... Me, do you ...... Isn't it? She...... She's ...... big belly."

God logic! Girl, did you take any medicine before you went out?

He Xiaoqiao rolled her eyes with her hand and forehead - why are others fighting so happily, and all the people who come to rob her of men are blind and brainless scum?

Although this is quite effort-saving, it ...... It's a little too unfulfilling.

"Could it be that a big belly is a broken flower and a willow? That girl, don't marry in your life, hurry up and become a sister-in-law to serve the Buddha! Otherwise, if you are touched by this mortal man one day, it will not be good if you really become a broken flower and a willow. ”

"You!" Even if Wang Qianzi was brainless, she could hear that He Xiaoqiao was sarcastic, and her face turned white at the moment, trembling and looking at her in despair, as if she had done something heinous, "You...... How can you say that about me? ”

Although she is the second daughter, she has been loved by her parents since she was a child. Everyone in the house obeyed her, and whatever best would be given to her as soon as possible, even her own sister had to accommodate her, Wang Qianzi had never tried to be so cynical in front of her when she was so old, and she was resentful for a while, and her eyes began to redden.

"What did I say about you?" He Xiaoqiao glanced at her ignorantly, and she didn't bother to care whether Wang Qianzi would cry to death on the spot, "It was you who first said that a big belly is a remnant flower and a willow that is pregnant with a sinful seed, and I am kind enough to advise you from the perspective of someone who has come over." lest one day you are really like me, and you still have to think of seeking death and life and affecting others. ”

"That is, don't you remember what you said? You forgot, Hongu didn't forget. Jinghe snorted, and made up for it with a mocking face, "My seventeenth aunt's kindness, Miss Wang must not be a donkey's liver and lungs." I don't think you will have to participate in the Mid-Autumn Banquet in the future, rather than marrying someone and becoming a broken flower and a willow, it is better to go home as soon as possible to eat fast and chant the Buddha, and ask the Bodhisattva to bless you to be able to marry until you are old, so that you don't have to be a broken flower and a willow, you say, right? ”

One by one, sentence by sentence of 'broken flowers and defeated willows', although she knew that she was still a yellow flower girl, Wang Qianzi was still so angry that she couldn't wait to rush up and tear Jinghe's mouth, "You spew blood!" ”

What does it mean to ask the Bodhisattva to bless her and not be able to marry until she is old? How could she not get married? How can it be!

"Presumptuous!" Jing and Liu frowned, and shouted loudly, "What is your identity, you actually dare to rush into this palace!" "When it comes to using power to oppress people and stir up nonsense, she doesn't let it go, "Even if the palace is bloody, I just want to scold you, what can you do?" ”

Well said! It's just amazing!

He Xiaoqiao's eyes sparkled, and he almost couldn't help but want to applaud Jinghe.

Although Wang Qianzi didn't know He Xiaoqiao, after all, she had met Jinghe a few times, so she naturally knew her identity as the eldest princess. was snatched by her face to face, her face turned a little paler, and she began to cry on her chest softly, "No, no...... Princess, you misunderstood, Zi'er was just a little emotionally out of control for a while, and she didn't intentionally bump into you......"

"I didn't mean to collide with the palace, that is, I intentionally wanted to collide with Princess Changning?" Jinghe continued to be unrelenting, "Wang Qianzi, you are really bold!" ”

"What did you say?" Wang Qianzi raised her head suddenly, her eyes still with tears in her eyes full of disbelief, "Princess Changning? That's impossible! ”

As she spoke, tears began to fall again, and she looked as if the whole world was sorry for her, "Lord Wang...... Lord, tell me, this is not true? You obviously didn't get married, you said you'd wait for me......"

Jiang Fenghao didn't even give her a look, but just interrupted her coldly, "Are you crazy enough?" If you have hysteria, go back to take medicine and see a doctor, and don't worry about this king! "Eyesore!

He Xiaoqiao chuckled, thinking that this was more poisonous than what she had just said, and one person could withstand her and Jinghe.

People confessed that he scolded others for being crazy and didn't take medicine, if Wang Qianzi can still perform calmly after hearing this, then she can also go to receive the Oscar statuette.

Sure enough, the woman on the other side was tugging at the placket of her clothes, looking like she was about to faint, and her tears continued to pour out as if she didn't want money, "Lord Wang, how can you be so ruthless!" I'm Zi'er! When you were a child, you promised to marry ......"

"Excuse me to interrupt." He Xiaoqiao's eyes turned around, and suddenly he smiled so excitedly that he walked over and hugged Jiang Fenghao's arm, and announced with the attitude of an owner, "This man is now my private property, please don't keep staring at him, and don't keep saying something inexplicable, otherwise I will be jealous." ”

As he spoke, he reached out and patted his firm and hard chest, "Boy, you have a lot of guts, you dare to hook up outside, go back and kneel for me!" ”

Jiang Fenghao casually arched her under his arm, and protested with a face full of grievances, "Lady, you are wronged for your husband!" ”

Jinghe didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and made suggestions on the side, "Aunt Seventeen, Uncle Seventeen's rough skin and thick flesh are not fun to kneel and kneel, how about changing it to a kneeling nail bed?" "There are in the government prison, she can help borrow two.

Wang Qianzi was dumbfounded, completely unsure of how to deal with the current situation, "You...... You ......"

"We?" He Xiaoqiao turned his head sideways and smiled at her, his thumb bent back and pointed at Jiang Fenghao, "As you can see, it was this bastard who made me become a remnant flower and a willow who was pregnant with a seed of evil, what do you say is our relationship?" ”

Jiang Fenghao pretended to shake his fan, smiling and acquiescing to the fact that he was a bastard.

Wang Qianzi took a step back, her face pale and kept shaking her head, "Impossible...... Impossible, impossible! ”

"Who says it's impossible?" He Xiaoqiao glanced at her defiantly, "I don't believe it, you can go back and ask someone to see if he is already married...... Daughter-in-law. ”

Do you still need to ask? How could a person who even the eldest princess admits be a Xibei cargo?

But......

"Are you a princess, or a side concubine?"

Is this an indirect acknowledgment of her identity?

He Xiaoqiao shrugged her shoulders, and before she could speak, Jinghe had already given her a name first, "Joke, how can it be a side concubine who can make this palace call out Aunt Seventeen in person?" ”

Wang Qianzi's face changed, first she was disappointed, and then she suddenly became happy again, and said to herself, "The position of the princess is gone, but there is still a side concubine, so can't I ......?"

"No, you can't!" He Xiaoqiao pursed her lips, this woman really didn't give up, "This girl Wang is right?" I'm so sorry, now this man is mine from the inside out. As he spoke, his face couldn't help but sink, "I'm a very unfortunate and cautious person, I hate to share my things with others, and I especially don't like the man who looks at me with the same eyes as you, because it makes me very angry, and I want to kill someone or disfigure someone else's eyeballs and then disfigure......"

He Xiaoqiao said, and he didn't know where to find a sharp golden hairpin, and the tail of the hairpin was aimed at Wang Qianzi's face and gestured, "You said that if I accidentally do something hurtful to you, then it will be a sin, right?" ”

After speaking, he casually inserted the golden hairpin into his hair, smiled very kindly and asked, "Miss Wang, what do you think?" ”