Chapter 259: Whack-a-Mole

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The autumn sun is shining but not violent, and the breeze blows slowly, bringing a pleasant harvest smell. []

The carriage left the main entrance of the palace and walked slowly along the main road paved with large bluestone slabs.

In the car, He Xiaoqiao leaned on the piles of soft pillows, looking out through the open window, not to mention how excited.

Probably infected by her, the two little ones in her belly also moved badly, He Xiaoqiao pulled Jiang Fenghao's hand and put it on his belly, signaling him to calm his baby, and he continued to look out of the window.

She hadn't gone out on the street for several months, and seeing the endless stream of people coming and going outside, she almost didn't rush out to run around the entire capital, and go through all the food, drink, and play first.

He Xiaoqiao, who often runs outside, is still like this, not to mention the yam who left the palace for the first time.

In order to get out of the palace conveniently, she had already changed out of the eunuch uniform on her body, and at this time she was wearing a well-fitting royal blue robe, with black hair on her head and a simple hosta.

When the carriage passed by a rouge shop, her eyes were shining and her neck was stretched out, and she couldn't wait to squeeze into the pile of big girls and little daughters-in-law to roll a few times, and then wrap up all the rouge gouache in the whole shop.

The car door was half open, and He Xiaoqiao could naturally see that she was not losing her excitement, and smiled at her at the moment, "When you go back and settle down, I'll take you to East Street for a walk, it's even more lively there." Eat and drink, buy whatever you want. ”

"Really?" After all, she is not very old, Yam immediately smiled when she heard this, and looked carefree like a real sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, "Thank you, princess!" ”

She was already born beautiful, and her figure was taller than He Xiaoqiao, although her face looked a little feminine after changing into men's clothes, she was just as good-looking, this smile immediately made the big girls and little daughters-in-law on the street numb their legs, and even several men with unknown sexual orientation looked at her dumbfounded, and their saliva almost didn't drip to the ground.

"Beautiful, beautiful, so beautiful!" A young man who had just come out of the restaurant muttered, slamming the fan in his hand on his palm, staring intently at the mountain, with obvious lewdness and imminence in his eyes.

The little guy next to him followed his gaze and was stunned when he saw the yam, but he quickly understood.

His son-in-law is good at fishing, in addition to beauties, he also likes to play with those charming little people. Relying on the power of his own master, he does not do much to persecute others on weekdays, and this time the handsome little brother sitting in the carriage is afraid that he will be in a catastrophe.

Just as he thought about it, the young boy saw that the carriage was about to leave his sight, and immediately jumped to his feet and shouted, "Quick! Stop the carriage for me! ”

The little guy had obviously done this kind of thing, and when he heard this, he immediately gathered a few accomplices around him, and ran forward with a hula, standing in a row with open hands in front of the carriage.

Fortunately, Bai Shou was agile and the horse was not fast, so he tightened the reins in time to stop the horse, which avoided a major situation.

Even when it stopped, the carriage still couldn't avoid the inertia of moving forward, although the vibration was small, but He Xiaoqiao, who didn't grasp the window frame, fell to the ground and was still shocked and rushed forward, but fortunately, Jiang Fenghao tightened his arms in time to get her back to his side, otherwise she would have rolled to the door in a ball at this time.

Yam was also startled, but after all, he had developed a cautious personality after mixing in the palace for many years, and when he sat in the car, his hand had been tightly grasping the bulge on the wheel, so he didn't fall down, but his face was a little unpleasant.

"What's going on?" He Xiaoqiao turned around, and the first thing he did was to find the reason, "Bai Shou? ”

Bai Shouzheng stared coldly at the few arrogant little guys who suddenly appeared, and when he heard this, he turned his head and said, "Back to the princess, a few people who didn't have a long eye stopped our carriage, it seems that something happened." ”

The voice is neither high nor low, just enough for everyone around to hear.

Because it was early in the morning, there were many people rushing to the market. Seeing that someone was stopping the carriage on the street, they immediately surrounded everyone with the mentality of watching the excitement, and stretched their necks one by one to wait to see how things developed, so as to add more talking points after tea and dinner.

At this moment, after listening to Bai Shou's words, they all reacted, and the strange carriage looked so luxurious, it turned out to be a great figure sitting on the car.

Princess, that's a real royal relative, a noble person - I just don't know which princess it is, if you meet a powerful husband, then you will have a good show later.

The onlookers happily discussed, and as for the few little guys who stopped the carriage, they had already turned white when they heard Bai Shou's words, and they regretted it in their hearts.

Looking at the chauffeur who exuded a murderous aura all over his body, he was obviously very difficult to mess with, and he was even more frightened, and he trembled and hated that he couldn't run away immediately, and his heart was over.

Don't say what will happen to your son-in-law, a few of them will definitely not be able to escape this catastrophe.

Blocking the carriage of the emperor's relatives on the street for no reason, and for such an unsightly thing, this is really asking for his own life!

A few people wanted to take advantage of the fact that the matter was not too big, and quickly apologize, pretending to admit that the carriage was wrong, and the people could leave their lives behind, but they didn't expect that at this moment, their son-in-law, who specializes in causing trouble, caught up.

And as soon as he came up, he ran to the yam in a daze, shaking the folding fan in his hand and pretending to be chic, and the other hand was about to reach out and touch her face uncontrollably, "Brother Xian really looks good, so that this son can see it, and I can't help but itch for a while......"

Everyone in the audience was sick to their stomachs, and it didn't matter if they were molesting other people's little ladies, you a big man used this kind of lewd gaze to tease another man on the street, and when you heard the tone, you still had the kind of thought that wanted to get people home to warm the bed, and many people immediately spat on the ground in disgust, and scolded hatefully - perverted!

Yam in the palace has heard of people like to play with boys, and when I saw it today, I was so disgusted that I almost didn't vomit everything I ate in the morning on the guy in front of me.

"Get out of here!"

The young boy rubbed his sore hand, but his face smiled faster, "It turned out to be spicy, but it doesn't matter, it's spicy enough." "It's not that I haven't seen those chaste and fierce little girls before, who have tasted the taste of ecstasy in bed, and can get some silver from time to time, and in the end they are all as supple as little sheep, and when they see him, they smile happily, and they automatically lean over and ask for warmth without beckoning.

As he spoke, he untied a piece of jade pendant hanging from his waist and shook it in front of the yam, "If you are willing to go with this son, this jade pendant is yours, how about it?" ”

A few little guys over there listened to their son-in-law's obvious fainting, and almost didn't squirt a mouthful of old blood on his face on the spot.

Send a jade pendant? You don't look at what kind of clothes people are wearing, whose carriage they are sitting in, at first glance, you are not short of money, how can you go with you for a piece of jade pendant?

If you don't have a brain, please don't come out and be embarrassed! They still want to live!

Yam sneered, his gaze swept over the jade pendant, "I advise you to pack up and go home quickly." It's embarrassing to take out this kind of inferior product, and it's embarrassing! ”

"Good! Sure enough, it's enough character, this son likes you like this, and it's enough to tame it! Since a piece of jade pendant is not enough, how about this son give you another set of second-entry houses? "Not to mention anything else, it's just right for Jinya Zangjiao.

"Childe, Childe......" The little guy closest to the young boy had already hidden his face and couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and when he turned around and saw that the white head on the other side looked unkind, he hurriedly stretched out his hand and pulled his clothes, and quietly reminded, "We can't afford to mess with this person, let's leave quickly...... "If you don't leave, their lives will not be guaranteed!"

"Afraid of what?" The young boy snorted, his eyes couldn't hold anything other than yams, so he naturally ignored Jiang Fenghao and He Xiaoqiao in the carriage, "It's not the first time to stop the carriage." You just have to tie up the people and bring them back, the person this son wants, even if Uncle Guo comes, you have to give it up. ”

It's a big breath.

Those little guys were about to fall into tears when they heard the words - even if Uncle Guo gave up to you, it was just Uncle Guo, a relative, and the one in the carriage in front of him was a real royal relative, and his status was higher than Uncle Guo, I don't know how many times better!

Why did they meet such a self-righteous master who had no brains?

Several of the little guys vomited to death, and it was when they regretted that their intestines were blue. The onlookers whispered again, and immediately someone who knew the inside story poked out the identity of the son. He Xiaoqiao listened with great interest, and soon figured out that the fool outside who mistakenly thought that the yam was a man and wanted to get her home to warm the bed turned out to be a Chinese scholar Lao Tzu, and his mother seemed to be a county lord.

Both parents are from a good background, no wonder they dare to be so arrogant.

But no matter how arrogant she is, she has to pick the right person at the right time, arrogant in front of her, and people who want to move her, then don't blame her for being ruthless.

Seeing that the boy still wanted to pull the yam, He Xiaoqiao looked left and right, grabbed an apple from the fruit bowl next to him, held Jiang Fenghao's shoulder with one hand, straightened up and aimed at his head and smashed it hard.

"Ahh The forehead was coldly hit hard, and the gentleman of the Zhongshu Ling family screamed miserably, was smashed and dizzy, and held his head for most of the day and couldn't find the north.

Bingo! Right on target!

On weekdays, he throws darts to play, and after exercising for such a long time, He Xiaoqiao is very confident in the hit rate of his throwing things.

"Good head." Jiang Fenghao boasted, holding He Xiaoqiao's waist with one hand to prevent her from falling, and touching an apple with the other hand, "Another one." ”

The smiling appearance is obviously quite proud of his daughter-in-law's action of smashing people's heads with fruit.

He Xiaoqiao laughed, "No problem!" ”

Pick up the apple, squint his eyes, and smash it again.

"Bang dong", the gentleman who had just stood firm was hit again, and the whole person fell to the ground unbalanced, and even the little guy who was holding him was also pulled and fell into the mud.

β€œyes!” With one hand clenched into a fist and pulled down with an excited expression, if it weren't for a big belly, He Xiaoqiao really wanted to stand up and dance.

Emma, this gopher is so enjoyable! ()