Chapter 284: Schadenfreude
Hu Yanxu, who was the eldest brother, was covered in injuries and miserable, so he threw people into the carriage and got back to the house, no matter how much Hu Yansu Xin played by Lu Ziqi didn't like his eldest brother, he had to pretend to be heartbroken and inexplicable on the surface, and after hearing the news, he 'hurriedly' sat in the soft sedan called by He Xiaoqiao, and went back to the house to 'take care' of his brother.
As for the main hall, after a meal of joy for the guests and hosts, Jiang Mufeng excused himself to leave. After taking a turn outside, and after the other guests left, he asked Leng Ling to secretly take him to the mansion, intending to take a good look at the two cousins who were a lot younger than him.
The secret guards in the palace have long been accustomed to the current emperor's misalignment, and when they saw him passing over the wall, they all turned a blind eye and didn't see it, and they stared at other places with twelve points of spirit.
Over there, Jiang Fenghao and He Xiaoqiao sent away the Xiangyang Wang family, and when they turned around, they found that the guy who should have gone back to work hard and love the people was sitting on the main seat with Erlang's legs crossed without any image, drinking tea leisurely with a teapot in one hand and a cup in the other.
Seeing the two 'elders' on the other side coming back, he stood up and said hello flatteringly, "Seventeen uncles, seventeen aunts, are you back?" ”
He Xiaoqiao's mouth opened, and before he could speak, Jiang Fenghao next to him had already glanced over unceremoniously, "Why haven't you gotten yet?" ”
There is probably only one person in the world who dares to talk to the emperor like this.
He Xiaoqiao said that he was very worried about his father-in-law's handsome and cool cock - the other party is the king of a country, so you should save some face!
But apparently she was overthinking.
Jiang Mufeng, who had long been abused and had the best M attribute, smiled, put the teapot and teacup on the table at will, and people followed, and said to He Xiaoqiao as if he was fine, "It's still early, it's really boring to go back to the palace...... Aunt Seventeen, take me to see my cousin! ”
Jiang Fenghao didn't say anything this time, He Xiaoqiao estimated that the two children should probably wake up at this time, so he sent Cailian to pick up the two Baozi brothers.
Jiang Mufeng rubbed his hands and paced back and forth in the house like a lewd uncle.
He Xiaoqiao sat cross-legged on the wide chair without any image, covered his eyes with his hands and sighed helplessly, "I said eldest nephew, can you sit down first?" It shook my head so hard that I was dizzy. ”
As the king of a country, is it really good to be so calm?!
Jiang Mufeng paused when he heard this, and turned around a little embarrassed, "Seventeen aunts, I ...... I'm just a little nervous......"
The big and small wives in the backyard of his house are about to give birth, so in order not to be used to doing anything bad at that time, so I want to take the opportunity to find two little cousins to practice my hands.
Jiang Fenghao didn't care if he was nervous or not, he glanced at him expressionlessly, and simply threw him over with a neat threat, "If you don't want to sit down, go back." ”
succumbed to his obscenity, Jiang Mufeng had no choice but to compromise aggrieved.
The corners of Yu Yue's mouth, who was standing behind him after watching the whole process, twitched, and subconsciously hung his head, he couldn't bear to look at his master's deflated appearance anymore.
The two little ones slept relatively deeply, and Cailian couldn't bear to wake them up. waited until they woke up, and then asked the nurse to help change the thick clothes of the little brothers, and carefully hugged them in their arms and went to the hall together.
"Miss."
When He Xiaoqiao saw Cai Lian, she subconsciously stood up, and Jiang Mufeng reacted in the same way as her.
Originally, he was eager to follow along, so Jiang Fenghao glanced at it with a smile, so he had to cough lightly, continue to nest on the chair with a serious and dignified image, stretch his neck, and watch the couple opposite holding the child in their arms one by one and teasing.
Listening to the meaningless humming of the two little guys in my ears, it was exceptionally soft and glutinous, which tickled people's hearts.
Jiang Mufeng finally couldn't sit still, stood up and walked over with longing in his eyes, stood in front of Jiang Fenghao and his wife, lowered his head and looked curiously at the little brothers who were wrapped in swaddling clothes, smashing it and smashing his mouth and exclaiming, "So small!" ”
Although the little brothers are still a little vague now, their voices can still be heard clearly, and they subconsciously looked at him when they heard the sound, and a series of ah-woo sounds came out of their pink little mouths, as if they were greeting.
Being stared at at at the same time by two pairs of big black grape-like eyes, Jiang Mufeng felt that his whole heart was about to melt.
couldn't help but reach out and touch the cheek of the bean paste bag, and the soft touch from under his hand made the young emperor, who had never seriously looked at other people's children, marvel again in his heart.
Emma is really cute! It's soft, it's like that...... Marshmallow the same!
Jiang Mufeng drooled and looked at He Xiaoqiao with longing, "Aunt Seventeen, can I hug him?" ”
He Xiaoqiao didn't expect to ask him if he had any experience, so he nodded subconsciously when he heard the words, "Of course ......"
"No way!" The child's father voted against it next to him, and glanced at him with contempt by the way, "Clumsy, you will pay for falling to my son?" ”
Jiang Mufeng thought of the row of wives at home who had to go around in front of him every day with their stomachs held up to brush their sense of existence, and almost wanted to say impulsively, "I have it at home, I want a few for you!" ”
Later, when I thought about it, it didn't seem right, so I hurriedly swallowed the words back and replaced them with a look of contempt, "Uncle Seventeen, aren't you the same yourself." But I heard that you were still in the delivery room at the time, and as soon as you held the baby, you fainted, and almost didn't hurt my two poor little cousins! ”
Everyone is half a pound and eight taels, and he still has the face to talk about him!
After his reminder, He Xiaoqiao immediately remembered the picture at that time, and couldn't help but turn his head and glance at Jiang Fenghao meaningfully. The latter twitched the corners of his mouth, a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes narrowed dangerously, and looked directly at Jiang Mufeng with a rare calmness, "The emperor seems to be very proud?" ”
His Majesty the Young Emperor suddenly woke up, remembering the tragic deeds of being abused before, his head instantly sweated and his scalp was numb, and he had the urge to immediately retreat back to the palace to hide, "Hehe, how can it...... Uncle Seventeen, you are wrong, you are wrong. ”
He Xiaoqiao sneered, hurriedly took it back, lowered his head and patted his son's back with his hand to coax him to sleep, and his ears were erected high to see the follow-up development.
Although Jiang Mufeng had already touched his nose and confessed, Jiang Fenghao didn't plan to let him go so soon.
"That's right, that's what I decided." Dare to laugh at him as an elder to his face, his life is too comfortable, right?
"Don't be like this, Uncle Seventeen," Jiang Mufeng laughed dryly, "You also know that the queen and the others are going to give birth soon, I just want to try to see what it feels like to hold the child first...... "So please don't be so stingy!"
originally thought that Jiang Fenghao would make it difficult for him, he was ready for a long-term war of resistance, but he didn't expect that as soon as he finished speaking, he was stuffed with a small bun in his arms that was as soft as a marshmallow in the next second.
"Okay, since that's the case, let's let you experience it in advance."
Huh? Only...... It's as simple as that?
Jiang Mufeng was dumbfounded-this seems a little wrong, when did his seventeenth uncle become so easy to speak?
Probably not used to the arms of strangers, the boss barbecued pork bun kicked his legs impatiently, the two eyebrows that were so faint that they could barely be seen wrinkled together, his mouth was deflated, and he was about to get drowsy.
Jiang Mufeng almost didn't hug him in a hurry, and then looked at his unhappy expression on his flushed face, and cold sweat came down instantly, "Ten ...... Uncle Seventeen, he, is he going to cry? ”
"What do you say?" Jiang Fenghao clasped his hands on his chest and looked leisurely, with a gloating smile on the corner of his mouth, "You insisted on holding him, and you have to be responsible for making him laugh when he cries." ”
Nani?!
Jiang Mufeng was completely petrified as if he was holding a bombshell in his arms.
Uncle Seventeen, you can't do this!!
"Uncle Seventeen, I ......" He really can't coax children, okay!
Before he finished speaking, another little bun was also handed to him in the crook of his arm, and the bun looked at him with a smile and said, "It's rare that the eldest nephew is so loving, so the two brothers will ask you." ”
"......, please, a hammer."
The weight on his hands increased suddenly, Jiang Mufeng barely hugged the brothers with his hands in a circle, and he almost wanted to learn from a woman screaming - damn! casually threw his son out to others, is this really his biological parents?
"Aunt Seventeen, I'm ...... I still have something to ......, "Please bring your buns back!"
"Didn't the eldest nephew just say that he wanted to experience what it was like to be a father?" He Xiaoqiao held Jiang Fenghao's arm and smiled innocently, "I'm also thinking about you, if you don't train your arm strength, how can seven or eight children be able to hold it in the future, right?" ”
"......" made up for the appearance of seven or eight bear children wearing their heads, and Jiang Mufeng immediately felt that the whole person was going to be bad.
It's a terrible sight!
Probably sensing the existence of his younger brother's bean paste bun, the barbecued pork bun, who was still holding his breath and was about to cry loudly, finally quieted down, ahhhhhh
The bean paste bag lying diagonally opposite him has the same expression as him, one left and one right, like looking in a mirror.
Jiang Mufeng looked away uncomfortably, and couldn't help but look down, and found that the brothers had the ambition to stare at the prey together, and their heads began to sweat again-there was no other reason, just because the brothers looked too much like their own father.
There was a chill on his back, and in a trance, there seemed to be an eerie feeling of being looked at by the three seventeen uncles, Jiang Mufeng swallowed his saliva with difficulty, thinking that in the future, these two babies may grow up to become the same as their father, and they will be all kinds of cool and cool in their hearts.
I couldn't help but stumble under my feet.
Seeing this, He Xiaoqiao immediately straightened up, and wanted to go up and get her son back uneasily-like to joke, Jiang Mufeng fell fine, if she hurt her baby son, it would be terrible.
Jiang Fenghao stretched out his hand and pulled her back, and quietly patted her on the back of the waist with his hand, signaling her not to worry, everything was watched by him.
He Xiaoqiao glanced at him sideways, his eyes were on him, and when he saw that he looked confident, his heart was inexplicably relaxed, and he didn't think much about it at the moment, and stood beside him obediently waiting to see a good show.
I didn't know what Jiang Mufeng thought of, and he didn't say much, so he stared at the two brothers in a daze, his face became more and more pale, as if he was greatly frightened.
Yu Yue really couldn't see that his hands were shaking all the time, so he hurriedly went over and persuaded, "Your Majesty, it's better to sit next to you first, so it's convenient for the two of you...... Uh, the little master adjusts his posture? ”
Jiang Mufeng nodded and turned around tremblingly.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a step, it was dark in front of him, and then his knees were weak, and the whole person fell forward.
"Your Majesty!"
Yu Yue's screams resounded in the sky.
Jiang Fenghao, who had long expected this situation, had already taken the lead in taking the two sons back, and he could even take the time to throw away a look of contempt in the past.
Sample, fight with your uncle! Silly, right?