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Jurgen Klopp looked at the 2-0 on the huge scoreboard in the stadium and felt like he had survived the darkest moment in two seasons.

He has always had his own subjective attitude, but in this young man, he also thinks that he has broken too many exceptions, which requires some courage.

Thankfully, it's worth it!

Another goal and an assist!

Before that, Klopp looked at his own rice bowl, which had already bottomed out, so he relied on the rotten melon and rotten seedlings that he had patched together to make a rice-free cook.

Now the bench is full of young tigers.

After the announcement of the start, it was obvious that Shaheen frowned, and several other players seemed to be somewhat puzzled and even angry.

It's just that facts speak louder than words, relying on such a team that has never played in the five major leagues before, Klopp's team, exhausted the striker squatting in the small penalty area, Xiao asked the ball and smashed the head, Reus and Mkhitaryan ran for 100 meters, and could take a corner kick and never pass indiscriminately and other offensive methods, defeating the opponent who made the goalkeeper hold the ball and not open it, cover his eyes when his hair touched, tie his shoelaces for a total of ten minutes, the striker goalkeeper cramped at the same time, and did not catch the throw-in thrown by the caddie.

And the opponents who don't use these tricks, generally Xiao Wen and the three strikers will teach them to be three-dimensional.

So, Spalletti instigated.

For the remainder of the first half, 70 minutes before Xiao Wen left the game, Zenit barely made any waves in front of the home crowd.

Before Xiao Wen left the game, in the 51st and 63rd minutes, he brushed two more assists, one to Lewandowski and one to Reus.

On this night, Xiao Wen was born.

It was even more shocking than Manchester United's 2-0 defeat to Olympiacos at the Kaleskaki Stadium in Piraeus, Greece.

Please, seventeen-year-old one.

If Rooney's shocking Champions League debut, a hat-trick may be more powerful than Xiao Wen, then we have to talk about what Rooney did before that.

The problem is that before this, except for Bundesliga fans, fans of other leagues had not even heard much of this person.

It can only be said that it is terrifying!

……

At the end of the journey, for Xiao Wen, this game was even easier than the previous Bundesliga.

A lot of pre-race considerations, such as the weather... None of it seems to have affected myself or the team.

The heavy roar finally dissipated completely, and Xiao Wen, who had headphones in his ears, looked at the drizzle falling outside the porthole, his eyes were full of excitement.

Xiao Wen followed the bosses, suppressed his excitement, and walked out of the cabin and out of the airport.

Under the arc roof, there were two or three hundred fans in yellow home uniforms waiting.

They shouted the names of their heroes, the loudest of which were undoubtedly Xiao Wen and Royce.

Xiao Wen's German level needs to be improved, but in fact, he has done well, and he has even caught up with his teammates who have joined this summer this season.

However, there is still a bit of a problem with a completely fluent conversation on a daily basis.

So when Xiao Wen responded to these fans with a thumbs up, these fans also spoke to him in English considerately.

"Xiao asked, can you sign for me?"

A little girl with a little freckles was holding Xiao Wen's jersey and smiling like a flower.

"Oh... Lillian, you used to like me the most. Royce leaned in, knowing that the girl was a member of a local die-hard fan group.

Before that, every time she came to pick up the plane, it was Royce who was looking for it.

Lilian smiled shyly: "You didn't say hello to Xiao in this game." ”

Royce slapped his forehead and smiled helplessly.

Gundogan, who was behind him, patted him on the shoulder, "You can't do it anymore." ”

Xiao Wen signed a famous name, and the fans were not very smooth but very happy to communicate, and after a long time, under the urging of the team staff behind him, he walked to the team bus.

……

Back home, oh, Royce's house.

Xiao Wen directly put himself still on the sofa.

Royce was chatting with a model again.

For the beautiful man in front of him who has been completely obsessed with women, Xiao Wen has always felt a little inexplicable, and sure enough, the bitterness of love can't be eaten indiscriminately.

It's just that next month, no, even a few days later, I will be eighteen years old, and my hormones are a little bit of an eruption, should I come or not?

After a while, Royce finally got tired of it.

Xiao Wen hugged the laptop, lowered his voice and begged for mercy: "In just a few hours, how many girls have you flirted, brother, just spare me, I have poor concentration, I really can't stand it, don't do this in front of me in the future." ”

"Let's talk about this." Royce looked at him with a smile, a smile that I understood appeared on his handsome and soft face, and said: "I'll be an adult in a few days, no matter how conservative my thinking is, I can't restrain you, buddy, how many can I introduce you?" ”

"Women?" Xiao Wen opened his mouth wide, and he couldn't react for a long time.

"Big brother, I don't want to be a fellow believer with you." Xiao Wen looked at the other party helplessly, to be honest, although he had been in the United States for several years, his mind had not yet opened up to that point.

"Am I going to introduce you to the girl I dated?"

"Women only affect how quickly I draw a knife."

"Even a stone needs warmth."

"Isn't that going to explode?"

"Damn..."Royce learned Xiao Wen's mantra, "Then you can sleep with a football in your arms in the future." ”

Xiao Wen smiled and nodded.

Royce tugged at his hair and said to him: "It is estimated that the club will soon mention the process of salary increase and contract renewal, and when the time comes, you will go out to live in a big house by yourself, and you will not be lonely alone?" Moreover, at this age, holding back will definitely affect development. ”

"Can a woman assist you on the pitch?"

"Nope." Schroy rubbed his styling hair and said seriously.

Xiao Wen directly lost interest in communicating with Royce, and this kid was on top.

He continued to scroll through the news.

It's almost obsessive-compulsive, and vanity is really the ladder of human depravity.

"There are so many female fans who ask Xiao, how do you look at the pick-up from the airport, they are all girls."

"You have such a face, and you are all girls."

"Diego Costa thumbs up like crazy."

"It's not just the airport, it's said that in Dort, where to go now, Xiao Wen is also popular... Fried chicken. ”

"5A-level mobile attractions, it is recommended that Xiao Wen charge tickets."

Xiao Wen looked at it and smirked, the old guys who pounced on the dogs in China are still stable.

After a while, Queen Catherine's phone arrived, and the first sentence at the beginning was slashed: "Xiao asked, are you talking about girls?" ”