Chapter 78: The Layman of the Foreign War, the Pseudo-Niang of the Civil War..... Xiao asked in hand, I have it in the world! (Ask for subscription)
After the results of the draw came out, Chelsea and Atletico Madrid fans were more satisfied, and neutral fans felt that this game of shield and shield was estimated to be a big deal
Bayern Munich fans also think that the signing is okay, after all, in everyone's impression in the past two years, Bayern Munich is eating and sleeping in the Bundesliga to play Dort.
However, Dortmund fans are not too frustrated, but have a desire to try, which is different from last year... We went to the Son of Rebellion, but now we have the Son!
On the contrary, it is Pep Guardiola, a little bit of a small gap, in the past few months, Dortmund has returned to the right track, repeatedly played wonderful games, against the sluggish momentum since the first half of the season, which made him very uncomfortable.
Klopp is not much better, and it is only when he is alone with Kravitz that he shows his truest side: "Bayern is really not easy to play now. ”
Kravitz was even more exaggerated, and after the draw came out, he was faintly discouraged: "It's Bayern Munich again!" Does UEFA still have to play a script in the semi-finals? Or is it this time? ”
"It was too hard to play them in the first half of the season, especially Robben and Franck Ribery, who played us hard!" Klopp couldn't help but sigh with emotion, he was blocked by Robben last year, and it is estimated that he will regret it every time he thinks about it in his life.
Kravitz can understand Klopp's mood very well, in the past few years, they suddenly rose and beat the Bundesliga, but now they are being repressed by Bayern, naturally they can't accept it!
However, both of them were secretly glad in their hearts that Klopp had left the United States and brought Xiao Wen, otherwise there would be no bottom in their hearts.
Xiao Wen has completely become a standard patient number.
Catherine went straight to the Ruhr area, and the sky fell as important as her baby.
The moment she was shoveled to the ground by Pepe, her heart seemed to be broken, and she didn't fall asleep that night, and kept pulling Professor Xiao to discuss whether to let Xiao Wen kick it, to be honest, although the two of them are not very rich, but the money saved over the years is still no problem for Xiao Wen to live a middle-class life.
However, in the end, it was Professor Xiao who made the decision. With such momentum now, forcing Xiao Wen to leave football may make him even more uncomfortable than killing him.
So here comes Catherine.
Xiao Wen was also a lot happier to see Catherine.
Under the careful treatment of Dort's team doctors, he completely de-swelled on the third day and also participated in the pre-match meeting against Bayern Munich the day before the game.
"I don't need to say enough about the importance of this game, although it doesn't have much impact on the Bundesliga standings, but this game is a preview of the semi-finals, so I hope everyone can't take it lightly."
Jurgen Klopp stood in front of the tactical board, pointing to Bayern Munich's possible formation and continued,
"And this time Xiao Wen and Hummels are both absent due to injury, the opponent's defensive focus must be Lewandowski, if Reus and Mkhitaryan you can't play a smooth counterattack, then it will be difficult for us to get close to the opponent's penalty area, the most important thing is that we must limit Robben and Ribery while playing our own wing attack."
Klopp, who has a feeling of helplessness and dispensability in the Bundesliga this season, is not as gentle and quiet as usual at this time, frowning and saying with a worried face: "These two are too strong in their individual ability, I think everyone has seen it, although Robben has been out of injury for a while, he doesn't need to find much form when he comes back." ”
"I need to help." Piszczek said directly.
The teammates with serious expressions next to him also started talking.
"Xiao asked, what do you suggest?" Gundogan noticed Xiao Wen, who had been silent, and asked curiously.
As soon as these words came out, the room suddenly fell silent. After Xiao Wen was silent for a moment, he smiled a little helplessly and said, "I'm not good at tactics...... However, as the coach said, Pep Guardiola's team must have had a long possession of the ball and pressed high, so it really depends on the speed of Reuss. ”
'If Lahm comes to play at right wing-back, then I guess it's hanging.' Royce said.
Xiao Wen lowered his head slightly, and didn't continue, he is not a coach, so he can't give more advice to his teammates at the tactical level.
The crowd was still discussing enthusiastically.
But in the end, it was Klopp who made the decision.
Weidenfeller, Piszczek, Papastathopoulos, Friedrich, Dulm, Kell, Shahin, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Aubameyang, Lewandowski.
This is almost the strongest formation for Dort after Xiao Wen and Hummels, and of course, Gundogan may feel offended.
……
The night breeze is blowing, and the Allianz Arena in Munich is already full of spring at this time, but the temperature of 14 degrees still makes Xiao Wen feel a little chilly, but this is obviously a hot match in the Champions League semifinals, but it is not cold at all. The 71,000 seats were all full, and as soon as the Dort players entered the stadium, they were greeted overwhelmingly.
Xiao Wen, who rejected Klopp's suggestion to watch the game at home, followed the large group to Munich.
He wanted to experience the atmosphere of the away game against Bayern first.
Sure enough, it's a bit hard to overcome.
However, there is a Dort player that should be quite welcome by Bayern fans - Lewandowski. There are even some Bayern fans with a funny mentality holding up the image of Lewandowski wearing Bayern No. 9 in Photoshop, which looks really magical.
Pep Guardiola also lined up the theoretical Bayern's strongest team - Neuer, Raphinha, Xavi Martinez, Dante, Alaba, Lahm, Schweinsteiger, Robben, Gotze, Ribery, Mandzukic.
The captains of both sides choose sides, and the players take their places.
Xiao Wen squinted at the Dortmund players on the field, and had the illusion that he was in a different world, when he first entered the Dortmund bench a few months ago, he could not have imagined that a few months later, it would be like this.
Bayern Munich got into the groove first, and the guys who swept European football under Heynckes last season have accepted Pep Guardiola's new tactical set-up this season, but are still sometimes used to the pace at which they were driven by last season
Xiao asked about what I watched in the United States last year. The scene of Bayern beating Barcelona in the Champions League, that Bayern couldn't help but feel a chill just thinking about it.
On top of the stands behind Xiao Wen, Mateus and Lehmann also arrived at the Allianz Arena.
Matthaus himself has a high regard for Heynckes, but he has some reservations about Pep Guardiola.
"From the perspective of formation alone, Guardiola and Heynckes may have changed the most is to put a central midfielder in the premise to form a tactical system of double forward midfielders. This change is really a "fine-tuning", but the changes brought on the field are completely different from last season. ”
Looking at the scene on the field, when the game entered Bayern's possession period at the beginning, Matthaus frowned, "At the beginning of the league, Bayern's possession rate once reached more than 70%, but it was not the hearty and hearty that killed the suspense of the game cleanly in the first half of Bayern last season." ”
Lehmann is not going to do it, as an Arsenal legend, he and his old club, but they were choked enough by Guardiola, "Having said that, but in the second group stage of this season's Champions League away to Manchester City, Bayern in the tactical thinking of high ball possession, so that the European upstarts have no power to fight back, after the game, the media held Bayern on the clouds, fans are more convinced that this Bayern is the new "universe team", and the confidence of the players has also reached an incomparable height. Then we all saw what Guardiola did - Bayern won the first Club World Cup in the club's history, and in fact, after half a season, Bayern's players seem to understand Guardiola's tactical thinking more clearly, whether it is in the domestic or European arena, all the way up, unbeaten in 53 league games across the season! ”
Mateus did not refute, saying that Guardiola is very stable in the Bundesliga, which is no problem, but the problem is that Bayern should be very stable in the Bundesliga!
Gundogan sat in the seat next to Xiao Wen, shaking his head.
In the first seven minutes of the game, Bayern's possession ratio against Dort was at least 73, which made Gundogan feel helpless.
Royce on the field is even more collapsed, the recent game, for him and other teammates, is really Xiao Wen in hand, I have the world, but if there is no ballast baby, Royce just started with other teammates, a little hesitant, and now such an extremely oppressed situation, so that his remaining confidence is also shaking.
As the Bayern players played more and more smoothly, Dortmund's forward passing route seemed to be slowly closed, and the players at the back felt completely isolated. Xiao Wen squinted his eyes and watched Ram and Little Pig recklessly sneak Lewandowski and Mkhitaryan in the midfield.
In the 15th minute, Alaba took a left-footed elevator free kick from 30 meters out on the right side and missed the right post.
In the 20th minute, Rafini threw the ball into the right side of the penalty area, Mandzukic received the ball on the right side of the penalty area, and the center of the penalty area quickly crossed the left side, and the unguarded Ribery took it to the left side of the small penalty area 9 meters away to break the net with his left foot, and Bayern Munich scored!
1 to 0!
For a while, the entire Allianz Stadium seemed to have become a sea of red, and in the midst of the waves one after another, Xiao Wen seemed to hear the voices of fans greeting him.
"Hell!"
Gundogan lowered his head and scolded in a deep voice, "The boss's tactics are too conservative!" ”
Xiao asked that it was not a day or two for Gundogan to tout Guardiola, but what should Klopp do?
If you really want to attack, the Bayern team led by Heynckes last year was too impressive to him.
Two minutes later, Arjen Robben cut inside with the ball to the right side of the penalty area, and his left-footed shot into the near corner was tipped over the crossbar by Weidenfeller. This incomprehensible ability can make Xiao Wen greedy.
Bayern still had a clear advantage after that, but Dortmund retreated directly across the board, so they couldn't penetrate the attack.
It wasn't until the 43rd minute that Bayern finally created another chance, Raphinha took the ball from the right side in front of the penalty area, and the unguarded Mandzukic sideways and right-footed volley from the left side of the penalty spot was saved by Weidenfeller.
At half-time, the expected score didn't make a big deal, but the problem was terrible. Borussia Dortmund had a shot on goal in the first half. It was Kyle's rare madness of twenty meters and then a blind long-range shot, and the football went straight to the stands.
For a while, neutral fans were shocked and sighed, Dortmund really deserves to be Xiao Wen's team alone, with him, he is still so fierce in the face of Real Madrid, this kid is really not a normal person.
This makes some extreme fans of Dortmund very unhappy, even if Xiao Wen performs well, no one can be above the club! We are an end-to-end pair!
But on the contrary, this fact is so slap in the face. Without Xiao asking, it seems that there is no backbone, and he is lying on his stomach.
……
Contrary to usual, fifteen minutes into the half-time break, the chats of the major broadcast platforms were devoid of the Dortmund fans.
Fifteen minutes later, this slightly bizarre game started again, Bayern Munich after the midfield was sprayed by Pep Guardiola again, in a single shot, showed a stronger fighting force than in the first half.
In the 49th minute, Dortmund's corner kick attack failed, Mkhitaryan got the ball on the periphery of the penalty area and tried to get rid of Raphinha's defense when he made a mistake and lost the ball, Ribery quickly instigated a counterattack after receiving Raphinha's pass, he took the ball through the half court and quickly distributed it to the right side after deducting Kyle, Robben took the ball to the right side of the penalty area and knocked it horizontally, Mandzukic grabbed the ball 12 meters away before Friedrich fell to the ground and stabbed with his left foot, the ball slowly rolled into the far corner, 2-0!
Xiao Wen saw that his scalp was numb, paralyzing the opponent when he controlled the ball, hypnotizing the fans, and silently but with the ability to suddenly speed up, this time, this Robben Ribery connected, and it was like a knife in Dortmund's backfield, cutting Dortmund's backline.
Xiao Wen, who was full of heavy faces, looked at Klopp walking back and forth on the sidelines, and then knew that those Bayern fans on the Internet who provoked him on Twitter were right, eating and sleeping and playing Dort.
Unexpectedly, it's not over yet.
5 minutes later, Dante made a long pass on the right side of the backfield, Friedrich suddenly slipped after a little contact with Mandzukic, the referee did not whistle, and the unguarded Schweinsteiger was offside, easily broke into the center of the penalty area to face the attacking Weidenfeller right foot volley into the upper left corner, 3-0!
Seeing that the tide was turning, Klopp replaced Lewandowski and Reus in the 65th minute.
On the bench at Dortmund, there was no exchange of words, not even the occasional whisper.
The cameras at the scene of the game faithfully showed these images in front of the fans around the world who were watching the game, along with the loss of the souls of the Dort players on the field.
"Arrange a hot search for me immediately! Bayern beats Dort! Right now! Immediately! Right away! ”
"I said it a long time ago, Dot, a layman in the foreign war, a pseudo-mother in the civil war!"
"Hello? Real Madrid, yes, you were played by Dort...... It is recommended that you join the Bundesliga before playing Borussia Dortmund next time...... Okay, no thanks, invite me to dinner another day. ”
"I'm really speechless, what kind of trouble is Klopp, 4 shots on goal in the whole game, it's too cowardly."
"I wasn't killed, I was scared to death first."
Lewandowski looked at Gotze with a smile on his lips.
"Didn't Xiao ask. Borussia Dortmund dreams of returning to the first half of the season. ”
Looking at all kinds of cynicism on the Internet, Dortmund fans were silent and trembling.
As soon as the final whistle blew, all the Dortmund players quickly returned to the away dressing room.
Although it was a game that had nothing to do with the overall situation of the Bundesliga, it showed such a sluggish state and evolved into those dazzling performances, which shocked everyone.
Standing in the middle of the dressing room, Klopp kept spraying people, his voice was raised like a repeater, and not a single starter escaped his face-to-face output.
In the stands, Mateus, who was summarizing after the game, did not give Dortmund who had just eliminated the strong Real Madrid a little face, "If Dortmund still performed like this in the semifinals, then Barcelona last season was their end!" Congratulations to Bayern, congratulations to Pep Guardiola! I'm sure this race will give them a lot of confidence to head into Westphalia on 23 April! ”
In the locker room, Klopp sprayed every Dortmund player on the field face to face, and finally he couldn't get enough of it, and he criticized himself!
But that can't hide their clumsiness and defeat in this game.
Within half an hour of the end of the game, the Internet began to praise and curse from time to time..
"Nickname Outside! Bayern beat Dort! ”
"Is Lewandowski adapting to the Allianz Arena in advance? At least three times throughout the game, the ball was passed directly to the Bayern players! ”
"No, Xiao asked nothing. When the tide recedes, you will know who is swimming! ”
"You don't have to watch the semi-finals."
……
The whole team returned to the Ruhr area in disgrace.
Xiao Wen was also very uncomfortable.
A few days ago, I was still in heaven and earth, and today I was detained, and this feeling is unacceptable.
It's hard to be uncomfortable, but life still has to go on.
Xiao Wen moved again.
One is that his income has increased, and the other is that Royce actually found a fixed bed partner and had a third party, Xiao Wen felt that it was time for him to give way.
The new residence is a high-end villa community with strong privacy.
As soon as Xiao Wen moved in, he saw a lot of charming sisters and sisters and even rich women in the community.
But these people looked at him with a burning look in their eyes
Who knew that after greeting Xiao Wen, the conversation was
"Xiao asked, are your feet okay, are you sure you can play in the semifinals?"
"Bayern! Shaw. Take us to Portugal! ”
"If Royce comes to play with you, please please tell me if it's okay, please!"
"Xiao asked, take care of your injuries! Finals, we're going to make it to the finals again! Please, too! ”
Ay.
Dortmund's last game against Bayern really made Dortmund fans shake again.
was originally like a bamboo, even against Real Madrid, the first game was five or five, and the second game was a complete victory.
Could it be that there is really a blood suppression?
After walking around, Xiao Wen returned home and saw Ms. Catherine holding a few bouquets of flowers and starting to arrange flowers.
"Mom, when did you have this hobby?" He didn't expect Catherine to have a new hobby.
Catherine, who was serious about arranging flowers, glanced at Xiao and asked, "Shut up." ”
Xiao Wen immediately stopped screaming, and was trained well by Catherine when he was a child.
Catherine glanced at Xiao and asked, "I saw that the Internet was saying that you played too hard." ”
"No, Kyle is fighting better than me." Xiao Wen felt that he had to withdraw.
Catherine glared at Xiao Wen, and Xiao Wen obediently sat down on the sofa beside her.
Seeing the perfunctory look in Xiao Wen's eyes, Catherine began to pour out her worries and fears in the past few days.
She has a unique set of methods for dealing with Xiao Wen, as long as there is a look on her face that is about to shed tears, Xiao Wen will surrender.
When Xiao Wen finally promised her that she would protect herself more reasonably on the court, Catherine finally went to prepare dinner satisfied.
Xiao Wen looked at her back, and there was only one thought in his heart: "Mom's people are in the rivers and lakes"
Involuntarily, there is also Klopp.
In the home game against Wolfsburg on April 12, Dort won 2-0, temporarily quelling doubts.
However, on April 19, the home game against Mainz overturned again.
With a 1-0 lead in the first half, the opponent scored two goals in the second half.
Klopp, who didn't let Xiao Wen enter the list, was thrown to the crest of the wave again in the name of protecting Xiao Wen.
Everyone is asking, such a Dortmund, such a state. In a few days, what will be used to take on Bayern Munich?
Stubborn Dortmund fans will see similar doubts. will only knock out two words at the bottom: Xiao asked.
(End of chapter)