"Gryffindor ......"

Listening to the high-pitched and loud voice of the sorting hat, Xiao Yiren didn't have the slightest intention of giving face, and still buried his head in watching the conversation of Xiao Yiren in the chat group.

Xiao Alien: "Ah~, when will I be able to escape from this ghost place, huh" (╥_╥)

Pai Daxiao: "Huh~,¬_¬'"

Mao Yiren: "Dislike." ”

Namiren: "Dislike +1." ”

Xiao Taiwolf: "Dislike +2." ”

Mao Yiren: "Okay, let's not be with you first, let's withdraw first, and the sorting ceremony here is almost over......"

There weren't many young wizards at Hogwarts, and the total number of new students was less than a hundred.

Although the Sorting Hat sometimes wasted a few minutes on individual wizards, all the new students added up to the Sorting Ceremony lasted for more than an hour before it ended.

When the last young wizard sat down on one of the empty seats in Slytherin, Professor McGonagall rolled up the parchment, picked up the Sorting Hat and left.

At this time, Professor Dumbledore also stood up, he, like all headmasters, must stand up at the last moment to speak, but fortunately, in order to take care of a kind of cabin, it was a hungry stomach for a long time, he really only spoke a little.

"Welcome! Welcome to Hogwarts to start the school year! Before the banquet begins, I would like to say a few words. That's it: stupid! Cry! Residue! Wring! Thank you!"

"I have only two words to say to you," his deep voice echoed through the Great Hall, "Eat!" ”

Empty dishes around were suddenly magically filled with food.

Roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, steaks, boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, potato chips, Yorkshire pudding......

It looks really hearty, but to be honest, British food is just a pleasure, and if you really want to eat comfortably, you have to look at the dishes of the Celestial Empire.

Looking at the fried sausages with onions and tomatoes in front of him, Xiao Yiren snorted, stretched out his paws and picked a piece of sausage and threw it into his mouth.

Then naturally, Xiao Yiren's face showed a look of disgust, to be honest, although British food is not all dark dishes that want to look up at the starry sky, but the taste really does not meet Xiao Yiren's appetite.

But it can't be helped, although it's not that he can't do it, he used to cook a lot in his previous life, but his cat's body doesn't allow it.

The inexplicable Xiao Yiren misses steamed lambs, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chicks, and roasted geese......

Although, he won't do any of that......

But in the end, Xiao Yiren hadn't eaten well for a long time, and he was so hungry that he had no choice, so he went to pick out some steak, and the time passed like this.

And as it was time for the meal, it was time for Dumbledore to speak.

"While you're still sleepy, I'd like to say a few more things to you about. Attention first-year freshmen.

The woods on the first campus are forbidden to students, and old students should also remember this.

Second, Mr. Filch, the administrator, also asked me to remind everyone not to do magic in the hallways between classes. The recruitment of Quidditch players from each house will take place in the second week of this semester, so students who are interested in joining the House team should contact Lady Hooch.

Finally, I must tell you that if you don't want to have an accident or die a painful death, please don't go into the corridor on the right side of the fourth floor. ”

Dumbledore's words had already been said, so he directly lowered his open arms, and a pair of old eyes winked at the students below, and said loudly:

"Before everyone goes to bed, let's sing the school song together!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the smiles of the other teachers froze.

If there's anything at Hogwarts that can't compare to other schools, it's the school song.

Of course, the grants for students are not as high as Beauxbatons. Newt Scamander, an excellent Hogwarts student, was once run out of school songs by a pair of sisters from Ilvermorny.

The smiles of all the teachers froze, especially Professor McGonagall.

She tried to secretly use the closed earbuds to listen again, but was discovered by the sharp-eyed Dumbledore.

Dumbledore smiled slightly, flicked his wand, and a long golden ribbon flew out of the wand, twisting and coiling like a snake over the high dining table, just like using karaoke.

He clutched his wand like a musician holding a baton.

"Each person chooses their favorite tune." Dumbledore excitedly said, "Ready, sing!" ”

So all the teachers and students sang loudly:

"Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Please teach us that whether we are old people with a bow or a child with a knee fall, our minds can accept some interesting things.

Because now our minds are empty,

Filled with air,

Dead flies and trivialities,

Teach us something valuable,

Take what we have forgotten,

Give it back to us,

As long as you do your best,

Leave the rest to ourselves,

We will study hard,

until it turns into dung. ”

……

……

The lyrics are actually okay, the key is the accompaniment, and Professor Dumbledore chose "Funeral March......

The so-called yin music is actually just that.

Judging from everyone's reactions, the little wizards at Hogwarts are indeed not interested in their school song, and everyone sings it scattered.

I don't know if it's an illusion, Xiao Yiren also heard the melody of "Two Tigers", and the rhythm of the singing was like a machine gun, and he finished singing it directly before others finished singing half of it.

Of course, this is not the most surprising to Xiao Yiren, the most suspicious thing for Xiao Yiren to wonder if there is a problem with his ears are a few very obscure melodies of "Interschonel" and "Katyusha".

How did this all get in?!

Xiao Yiren almost thought that he was a comrade from an international organization who had penetrated into the enemy!

After everyone was done, only the Weasley brothers continued to sing to the slow melody of "Wedding March", singing the whole time, and Professor Dumbledore also conducted for the two of them, highlighting one as long as I am not embarrassed, and the embarrassment is someone else.

Dumbledore commanded the last few bars for both of them with his wand, and when they were finished, he applauded the loudest.

"It's time to give the wizards of Hogwarts a science about the Celestial Empire's brainwashing divine comedy."

Xiao Yiren said silently.

In this way, when everyone sings in the future, they will not be scattered, and there will always be only one melody in their ears.

For example, "Mangzhong", "Shoulder Shaking Dance", "Taishan Next Door", ......

Thinking of this, Xiao Yiren couldn't help but have such a picture in his mind, and he suddenly felt that he had a head, and when the translator on Namiren's side came out or when he learned some magic, he could perform a wave.

Dumbledore didn't know the package of bad water in the head of a certain cat, and he was wiping his eyes with his hands, not knowing if it was tears of emotion, or some kind of vulgar solid impurity.

"It's a wonderful melody."

Dumbledore seemed to be reminiscing about some kind of small blessing, and Xiao Yiren had every reason to suspect that he remembered his first love.

Dumbledore may have thought about using this piece for his wedding!

Dumbledore babbled for ten minutes, complimenting one of the Hogwarts Headmasters who wrote the anthem, and calling her the strongest lyricist of all time.

It was only in Professor McGonagall's incessant coughing that he reluctantly ended the dinner.

As soon as the song was finished, Professor Dumbledore announced that the opening party was over, and the prefects of each house took the students back to their dormitories.

Of course, Xiao Yiren was also in the team, and was held in Hermione's arms, feeling that his back was painful.