Chapter 42: Medieval SpongeBob SquarePants
On the other side, the Gryffindor girls' dormitory.
"Ah Qiu~"
Xiao Yiren, who was sleeping on the floor, sneezed a little inappropriately.
Gently rubbing his nose with a meat pad, and glancing at Hermione, who was sleeping soundly on the bed, Xiao Yiren showed a very unhappy expression.
"Damn little Hermione, I have reduced a disaster for you, and I have done this to me, and I won't even be allowed to go to bed."
But there is no way to do it, now Hermione is not fully asleep, if she goes up by herself, it will definitely wake her up.
But this sneeze directly knocked out all Xiao Yiren's sleepiness, and his tail shook left and right, but he couldn't sleep.
"Forget it, let's see what these guys are talking about in the chat group......"
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Pai Daxiao: ",, help me, help...... γ½(οΌο½ΠΒ΄)γβ
Pai Daxiao: "Ah, my ass...... β°οΌβ΅β‘β²οΌβ―γβ
Mao Yiren: "??? β
Xiao Taiwolf: "??? β
Xiao Alien: "??? β
Xiao Alien: "@ζ΄Ύε€§θ§, what's your situation?" Is the smart coral brain fed to the dogs? He looks babbling, what about the super technology you rubbed out of your hands? β
Mao Yiren: "+1"
Xiao Taiwolf: "+1"
Pai Daxiao: "Don't talk to me here, you don't know the urine sex of the unit drama, the power of the high-tech weapons I made fluctuates, it's special, who knows that it's useless here......"
SpongeBob SquarePants World.
In front of the dark castle of the wizard ruffian.
Struggling to put his body together, Xiao Yiren glanced at some of the RPGs next to him that were cut into cakes, indicating that he didn't want to speak.
He knew that in each episode, the power of his technology was different.
Just like in the previous flight of the Dutchman chapter, the earth-destroying bomb he made in the previous SpongeBob SquarePants on the moon was cut into a dog.
The terrifying power that originally blew up the entire earth directly (although the screen flash was completely restored in the thirteenth second), in this chapter, even the pineapple house was not blown up, which is outrageous.
According to that chapter, high-tech weapons can at least be used.
Who would have thought that in this damn unit drama, his RPG bazooka made of steel feels like a cookie, that's right, the dark knight Sandy in front of him poked a piece with his sword when he cut off the RPG canister, and said that it was unpalatable, it was outrageous, he Xiao Yiren is the burger chef of Crab Yellow Castle second only to SpongeBob SquarePants......
Although there are only two chefs in the crab roe burger.
Pai Daxiao: "@ε ¨δ½, which of you has cold weapons and cold weapon proficiency skills?" Send me a copy of it, damn, I relied too much on technology before......"
Thinking of this experience, Pai Daxiao felt very speechless.
At first, he was pulled by Patrick and SpongeBob SquarePants to the Ghost Kingdom Arena, and then as soon as he entered the door, he said that he wanted the Warriors to fight.
Of course, if you forget it, Xiao Yiren can still accept it, after all, there is indeed this episode in the memory of his previous life.
But why did these two neurotic duels have to pull him down? Pull it down, shouldn't these two seahorses collide together in the original book and throw SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick out of the air?
Why did two bastards rush towards him together at the end?
The relationship is to him first, and then each other.
Of course, no matter what happened at that time, anyway, now that it's here, Xiao Yiren can't do anything.
Of course, at this point, Xiao Yiren is not very worried.
After all, his high-tech weapons that are kept in the red envelopes of the chat group and will not disappear with the update of the world give him absolute self-confidence in this similar world in the Middle Ages.
Goblins are immune to bombs, these guys won't, as long as they're here, no matter how much they cut, where can they go?
It was precisely because of this self-confidence that Xiao Yiren didn't even take anything except a necessary helmet when he went to the weapon shop.
But the facts show that Xiao Yiren is wrong, and the mistake is outrageous.
The laser gun spews out ketchup, the RPG blasts out mayonnaise, the pistol hits pickled cucumbers, and the bomb blows up onion slices.
Nima, it's targeted, don't bring such fun.
Xiao Yiren even has reason to believe that before, his conceited and arrogant performance just now was likely to be the operation of being reduced by the story.
After all, even if that thing is not needed, the possibility of Xiao Yiren, who is a white prostitute, giving up is not very great, after all, he can't occupy much of a position here, and a red envelope for himself will be over.
"That's right, it must be the damn will of the world that influenced my choice......"
Glancing at the bazooka with only one handle left in his hand, Xiao Yiren hid his entire body behind a rock, and then pieced his body together little by little.
"No, I need to save face......"
With fire-filled eyes, he took out a bright silver sword from the red envelope, waved his hand and pulled down his helmet, jumped on the boulder that covered his body, and saw the right time to rush into the battlefield.
"Wave !!!"
"Ahh!!h
"Ah......h
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The battle was quite intense, everyone was beaten in the head and tail, the blades and fists and feet were wrapped in smoke and dust, and even the few people fighting did not know who they were fighting.
When the battle circle parted, I saw that Xiao Yiren almost removed one of the arms of the clown version of Squidward, and SpongeBob SquarePants was chopped into a cloud of smoke, as for Patrick, that guy grabbed his leg and was beating violently.
"Ahem, cough, cough~"
It was clear that the dust raised by the battle had choked on the Black Knight's version of Sandy, and now she couldn't keep her eyes open, coughing incessantly, and covered in SpongeBob SquarePants crumbs.
And when she opened her eyes, SpongeBob SquarePants, who had been chopped into dust, had fully recovered, and his little yellow hand was like a mountain knife.
And the Black Knight's version of Sandy naturally blocked with her hands, and in the end, she was unsurprisingly shot out and hit a stone, her eyes wandered, and she lost consciousness in a trance.