Chapter Eighty-Five: The Unlucky Monk
"It's kind of interesting."
"And it is also necessary to establish rules, such as what cannot be done, and how to deal with broken rules, which are all charters."
Cheng Chumo nodded, as if he had found his goal in life.
Zhang Yang said again: "I also want to win people's hearts, if any brother has difficulties in his family, he will pay for help, don't be reluctant to pay, he must come up with a posture that regards money as dung, come out and mix, and be righteous!" ”
"Come out and mix to be angry! I like this sentence! ”
"It's exciting, isn't it?"
Cheng Chumo squatted against the wall and whispered, "Did you say the same brother in Hongxing last time?" ”
"It's not like that."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a miserable howl from the corner of the street.
In a few moments, the monk walked out into the street, his expression wonderful, one moment frightened, the other angry.
Shivering in the cold weather.
Coincidentally, a group of officers and soldiers on patrol happened to pass by.
The monk looked at the group of officers and soldiers.
The officers and soldiers of this group also looked at the monks.
"Poor Monk ......"
The monk has not yet spoken.
A group of officers and soldiers took down the monk.
The monk struggled and said, "Why did you arrest me! ”
The officers and soldiers said: "Who told you to wander the streets without clothes, how?" Going rogue? ”
The monk who was escorted by the officers and soldiers said: "I am a messenger! ”
"Can a messenger be left without clothes?"
"Poor Monk ......"
I don't know how to explain, the monk wants to cry without tears.
"Let me go, I've been robbed."
"Is there any evidence?"
"I'm like this, you say!"
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"I don't know who picked my clothes, maybe that person has some strange fetishes?"
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"Serious people who rob money and pick up clothes, the poor monk is also the first time to meet it."
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"How do you explain it to the poor monk? Do you think the poor monk has any strange habits? ”
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The monk was escorted farther and farther away by a group of officers and soldiers, and his voice became farther and farther away.
Zhang Yang shook his head and sighed when he saw such a scene.
Cheng Chumo said: "Since this person has offended you, he will not be better in the future." ”
Zhang Yang bowed a little and said, "Thank you, Brother Mo." ”
Cheng Chumo held his head high and said: "Come out and mix to be righteous!" ”
"Hatred of the enemy!"
gave him a thumbs up, and Zhang Yang said goodbye to Cheng Chumo.
With Cheng Chumo's distribution.
The store's revenue has increased quite a bit.
The mode is to purchase goods silently, and the price is two percent cheaper than the outside
Zhang Yang returned home and counted the accounts, counting Cheng Chumo's daily distribution of more than 100 catties of braised pork, and the profit was a few more times.
"Congratulations, add vegetables in the evening!"
"I'm going to drink!" Li Yue was holding a pile of silver coins, and his eyes smiled into a crescent moon.
The little daughter-in-law is still a good drinker, and it's okay to drink a little once in a while, but it's a problem that she can't drink her.
I bought a small pig's trotter in the morning.
The trotters are not big, just enough for two people.
Zhang Yang carefully handled the pig's trotters, roasted and blanched, and then roasted.
Li Yue, who hummed a cheerful tune
At night, at the dinner table.
Zhang Yang looked at Li Yue with a solemn expression and took a sip of wine.
Li Yue let out a sigh of relief, "Sure enough, my own wine is delicious." ”
Seeing Zhang Yang's solemn expression, Li Yue said, "You drink it too." ”
The wind is not strong tonight, and the moon hangs in the night sky.
Taking a deep breath, Zhang Yang took a sip of wine and ate another bite of mutton.
Every time she drinks, Li Yue is always in a good mood.
It is true that after drinking, the body is warm.
A pot of wine went down, and Zhang Yang looked at Li Yue still looking immovable.
Like a great enemy.
Pour another glass, and sit for a while Zhang Yang covered the wine jug with his heavy head, "Drink moderately, we are still young." ”
"Hmm."
Li Yue nodded obediently, seeing that Zhang Yang was getting more and more groggy, she cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks.
wiped Zhang Yang's face with hot water.
Li Yue helped him up and walked to the bedroom.
Smelling the smell of Li Yue's body, Zhang Yang saw that everything in the house was shaking under the candlelight.
Li Yue helped Zhang Yang wash his feet.
It wasn't until they were lying in bed that the two snuggled up and fell asleep.
On the second day, the monk spent the night in the dungeon.
Fortunately, he left some money in the inn, so he paid the fine and walked out of the dungeon.
Walking on the street, watching the pedestrians on the street pointing at him, he recited the Buddha's name and said with a serious face: "The poor monk is not the kind of person you think. ”
Despite what he said, passers-by whispered.
"Can you listen to the poor monk's explanation?" The monk's expression became more and more embarrassed.
Where did anyone listen to his explanation, everyone was so busy keeping a distance from this monk, and they were busy with their own things.
Walking through the lively Suzaku Street, the monk planned to walk to the post house where he lived, and the streets here were relatively deserted.
The monk heard the footsteps behind him getting more and more urgent, and he was getting closer and closer to him.
When I looked back, I saw a sack coming towards me.
"You ......"
Before he could say anything, the monk was kicked to the ground, followed by a rain of fists and sticks.
There were even people picking up their clothes, and the monks struggled and said, "Don't pick up the clothes of poor monks!" ”
Another blow to the back of the head.
The monk only felt that his eyes were dark and he lost consciousness.
When he opened his eyes again, the monk was lying on the ground and looking at the sky, where was the person who had just committed the murder.
A cold wind blew through and made people shiver.
Look at it again, there is no longer a strand on his body, not even a piece of cloth left.
I want to cry, I want to go home.
Why! Why again!
Taking advantage of the fact that no one noticed him, the monk hurriedly ran to the post house not far away.
When people are unlucky, they drink water and stuff their teeth.
As soon as he walked to the post house, he bumped into the officers and soldiers.
The leading officer and soldier said: "Some people say that there is a monk here who has no clothes, but there really is. ”
"Please listen to the explanation of the poor monk......"
The officers and soldiers looked him up and down and said, "I didn't expect that there are such strange habits in this world?" ”
The monk stepped back, "No, it's not what you think, it's not a poor monk's habit." ”
The officer and soldier smiled coldly, "Forget it the first time, it's the second time, how do you want to explain it." ”
"I ...... Poor Monk ......"
"You said that people robbed you, you can't rob you alone, you just came out of prison and you don't have any money, and you just took your clothes off twice? What a coincidence. ”
The monk couldn't help but nod, "That's right, it's too coincidental." ”
"Hehe......"
"Don't you believe me?"
"Take it!"
A group of officers and soldiers stepped forward to arrest the monks.
The monk's face was pale, and it was only an hour since he came out of prison, why...... Why me again.
In the morning, Li Shimin went down to the court and sat in the hall to deal with the music, telling everything that happened in Guanzhong now.
I don't know what's going on lately, but those underworld forces who used to follow Cheng Chu to sell braised pork.
What's going on?
And a monk who likes to mess around without clothes?