Chapter 158: How can this be regarded as a knock on the bamboo pole of the official mansion? It's called travel expenses!
Chen Jingle, who had just come from the direction of the 100,000 Great Mountain, was moved.
found that within the scope of his perception, there was a strangeness, and he was not extradited by Yin for the first time, and he frowned slightly.
"What's going on? What about the inconsistency? ”
However, when he entered the boundaries of Shangsi County, he immediately set up two yin chamen to help extradite the souls of the dead in Shangsi.
Fishing on your first day of work?
Isn't it a bit too much?
Lord Chenghuang was very unhappy about this.
However, when Chen Jingle pinched his fingers slightly, he found that things were a little different from what he thought.
"The soul that left the body crashed into the body of a passerby, and the two of them were together, but they escaped the first perception of the difference?"
This......
That's a coincidence, right?
Chen Jingle couldn't help but scratch his head, such a small probability of things can be encountered, and there is no one.
With a slight groan, it appears at the location of the perception.
The Perineum will definitely come and take the soul away, but it doesn't prevent him from seeing what the situation is first.
Because in addition to being weird, he found something else interesting.
……
Riverside Washington.
Huang Jun stood in front of the altar and began to cast a spell.
"The Stove Monarch is in charge of all living beings, and the East Chef is in charge of all living beings, and he will go to the Heavenly Palace on the 24th to play the feelings of good and evil in the world. If a person is destined to send a blessing wheel, keep the family and the population peaceful, drink water and offer flowers and silver lamps. Blessing Lu's parents to prolong life, great compassion and compassion for all sentient beings, and Dong Chef Zun blessing Tianzun Great mercy and great compassion Stove God blesses Tianzun. ”
Huang Jun whispered words in his mouth.
Others only heard him talking, but they couldn't hear what he said, and they were a little tickled.
Igniting the incense,
The smoke rose up, straight up, fell to the ceiling, and spread in all directions, and when ordinary people did not notice, it followed the corners, and all corners of the room were coated with a thin layer of smoke.
This is called the town house of Yinxiang.
A secret technique that only the disciples of the Stove King Sect understand.
On the one hand, it is to prevent the outside from coming in, and on the other hand, it also prevents the inside from escaping.
Huang Jun took a deep breath, picked up the good jar, and pinched the trick at the same time.
"Yang Qidong Chef is the master of the order, and the town house is left in the land. The dragon god of the well stove removes the monsters, and the door inherits the household captain to kill the goblins. The six gods support no way, and the demons dare not invade. The disciples are coming, and they are guarding the position. The merits of chanting are incredible, and there are immeasurable and boundless incense offerings. Incense offerings, fragrant kitchens for the great heavens. ”
This is the mantra to turn on the effect of trickery.
Singing in a unique chanting style can apply a special effect to the otherwise ordinary trickery.
The lid is then lifted to expose the food to the air.
Ordinary people don't feel much about it, but Weird is extremely sensitive to this kind of smell.
It's as if it's just time to eat, and you haven't had time to order takeout, but the neighbor is cooking, and the rich farmhouse chili pepper fried pork spicy smell rushes straight in the kitchen for you to smell, and you can't stop it.
What's more, this cook, or Jiutian East Chef Si Mingzun, the god of the kitchen!
The first feeling is hunger!
The second feeling is that labor and management want to eat meat!
Weird food has such a magical effect on weirdness.
The powerful Trickster may be able to restrain his instincts, but it is so strange that even a ghost general may not be able to keep his sanity in front of this thing.
So, the thing that was attached to the fifth aunt and her niece and daughter-in-law was naturally attracted.
……
In a place where everyone couldn't see, a rickety old lady with an indifferent face and dull eyes came out directly from the door of the room.
If they see this scene, it is estimated that they will be so scared that they can't sleep well for half a month, and when they think about it in the future, they will have numb scalps and goosebumps all over their bodies.
So, you know why the Stove King Sect is looking for a successor, the first one has to be bold, right?
People who are not brave really can't do this job.
No matter how awesome they say, there are very few ordinary people who still don't run away when they really see the trick, and they can still stay calm.
It's a pity that everyone present can only see Huang Jun.
Oh no, there's a certain city god who is secretly observing.
Chen Jingle was surprised by the identity of the folk mage in front of him: "This is the Stove God lineage?" ”
See you for the first time.
It seems that there are a lot of hidden Dharma lineage teachings among the people.
The sects related to the Stove King are not ranked first at all in many Dharma teachings, and they will not appear in many popular science-related sects, and they are not even included in the Daxia Academy of Social Sciences.
But looking at this means, it can be counted.
In particular, this trick food really surprised him and opened his eyes. If you go back and improve it a little, you can use it as food and grass for the Yin Si soldiers and horses.
With his current realm, this kind of thing is actually very simple, able to see through the surface and go straight to the essence.
Even if you don't recite the mantra of the East Chef, it won't affect the effect, of course, the effect is even better.
It's like two cooks, you don't have to learn each other's routines completely, if you are a chef, you can probably know how to make this dish.
Even if the taste is a little worse, it can be accepted by most customers.
"How did you come up with the ash and glutinous rice flour at the bottom of the pot? There is really no shortage of wizards among the people. ”
These two things are so ordinary that no one would associate them with the materials used to cast them.
If it is said that this thing was created by the ancestor of the Stove God lineage, then the person who created it is unknown in the history of Great Xia, and those who can leave a strong mark in the official history are amazingly beautiful?
For a while, Chen Jingle couldn't help but lose his mind a little.
……
The rickety old lady walked all the way to the altar, lying next to the good jar, staring at the contents of the jar, her eyes instinctively emitting a ghostly light.
It seems that in the next second, I can't hold back and rush in to eat.
Huang Jun was surprised,
This trick didn't go in the first time, it seems to be quite powerful. If you are ordinary and weird, you will jump into it directly, just like hungry and snatching food.
Just when the old lady couldn't wait and was about to enter the set, suddenly, a figure appeared in the void.
Wearing the ancient clothes with big pawn characters printed on them, he held a long stick in his hand, and stretched out his hand and dragged the old lady directly.
The old lady subconsciously resisted, but the other party picked up the long stick and slapped it, splitting her head and covering her face, without any mercy.
The old lady whined, and then she was honest and didn't dare to resist again.
Huang Jun, who witnessed this scene, was stunned, and his eyes almost fell out.
Wait, what's the situation?
What just happened?
He actually saw someone with a stick and jerk at Weird, and then Weird obeyed.
Reasoning?
Never before has the world felt so ridiculous.
That's weird!
What is the origin of this man?
"No, it's not human!"
Huang Jun suddenly came back to his senses.
The other party has the ability to travel through the void, and no one else can see it.
Could it be...... The legendary yin?!
His gaze fell on the big pawn on the other party's chest, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt like it. Look at the long stick in the other party's hand, is it a mourning stick?
This yin cha also looked at Huang Jun and his altar curiously, and when he saw Huang Jun looking at him in astonishment, he immediately smiled back, and then led the old lady to disappear.
As if nothing had happened.
Leaving Huang Jun with a bewildered face.
……
The fifth aunt's family is a little inexplicable.
Why did this Master Huang suddenly have such a strange expression? I guess I saw something strange, right?
Suddenly a little hairy.
Huang Jun's mind was still a little confused at the moment.
"Bad luck! Shangsi County actually has a bad day?! ”
He was sure that this was definitely recent.
Because the last time he took orders from others was half a month ago, and there was no such situation at that time. The weirdness was still lured out by him with tricky food, grabbed with a red cloth and ink bucket rope, and threw it into the evil jar.
Now there is a strange arrest, and there is a feeling that the world has changed dramatically when I wake up.
"Where did this misfortune come from? Out of thin air? Or ......"
Huang Jun's heart was pounding, and he felt that he knew something amazing.
The question is, what now?
I was going to take away the weirdness, but it was cut off.
Huang Jun lowered his head and frowned, forget it, he could only continue to finish the matter hard.
It's a good thing that the weird was taken away, and it saves him a lot of effort, and the tricky food is not wasted, help the fifth aunt clean up the house, and simply have a good time.
After thinking about it, Huang Jun didn't think about it so much and continued his work.
The next step is to give blessings.
"Taishang said this stove king scripture, and the fire fell to the ground and turned into dust. The wicked and the evil spirit are far away from me, and evil things do not enter my house. When the general is in charge of food, he eliminates evil and leads the water boy to the town. The purple air is soaring naturally, and the auspicious light stretches out ...... when you recite the scriptures."
After reciting the scriptures a few times and wrapping them up, the matter is over.
Although it is a bit anticlimactic, fortunately, the dirty things have been sent away, so there is no need to worry.
As for the specifics, it is inconvenient to tell the fifth aunt and their family, as long as they know that it is okay, it is better for ordinary people to have less contact with these things.
However, the scene just now was deeply engraved in Huang Jun's mind, and he had to discuss it with his senior brother when he turned around to see if he could figure out something.
……
Chen Jingle also left.
The biggest gain of this trip is that you got a secret technique for making food and grass for soldiers and horses without making a move.
Without hesitation, I immediately tried to make one, and found that the effect was really good.
However, considering that there are so many Yin soldiers under his command, it takes a lot of effort for him to prepare alone.
You must know that Yin Si has 5,000 soldiers and horses, and if you really open it to eat, there is not enough to eat.
Let the government do it for you!
"In the future, the items needed by the military department will be sent to the military department, plus a pound of trickery."
There is nothing more comfortable than using other people's resources to feed your own soldiers.
"How can this be considered a rip-off? It's called travel expenses! I'm a helper to help reimburse for accommodation, food, and transportation, isn't it too much? ”
The ash at the bottom of the pot and the glutinous rice flour add up to only a few dollars?
Even if you get 100 tons, it is estimated that it will not be enough for some people to eat.
Without charging a fee before departure, charging a fee once halfway through, and charging again before leaving after the end, Chen Jingle felt that he had a conscience enough.
And they also gave them a secret technique of the Stove God Vein for nothing, and their government can use it themselves, what do you want?
Han Junqing of the Guangnan branch and Qiu Yong of the Beijing headquarters were shocked and overjoyed when they saw the "letter."
If these two things can really make soldiers, horses, grains and grass, then wouldn't the government itself ......
"Respect the grace of the gods, the Civil Department of Great Xia will never dare to forget!"
Look, he's got to thank us!
(End of chapter)